#naughty man series

[rayandgay]

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[foralleternityidiot]

Some actors kiss like it’s their job, some like it’s a chore, and some like it’s a hobby. And don’t tell me you don’t know which is better and which is worse.

[warangs]

The CEO of the YiDiao fandom

Naughty Babe | EP 4

[respectthepetty]

I figured out Naughty Babe's blue

TLWR: The blue isn't Yi's.

Despite what the people are trying to tell me about Yi being bi-colored, I refuse to accept it.

REFUSE!

Yi is a Red Rascal. I'm dying on this hill.

I know he has been wearing a lot of blue,

but so has Diao with his blue phone,

blue speakers,

and his blue wardbrobe

Even though Diao is a Yellow/Orange Oddity.

So I thought it was funny that in episode two how Yi's dad kept the red folder and Diao's family kept the blue one.

Since that blue folder held their financial future which is dependent on Yi and Diao's relationship.

And then in that same episode, I noticed Yi had the red car.

But in episode four, Diao had the blue car.

And I thought it was interesting that Diao showed up to the client's house (who he knows!) with a red gift basket and flowers wrapped in blue.

Which are the same colors Diao's family showed up with to Yi's office.

So then I thought about Yi wrapped up in blue sheets

while he is staying in Diao's yellow and blue apartment.

BECAUSE THE BLUE IS DIAO'S!

Well, not his technically. It's his family's.

And the family is trying to takeover Yi's car racing business!

When Diao's uncle, or whoever that guy is picked up the dart, there were yellow and red darts to represent the targets - Yi and Diao.

And he hit Yi's picture with the red one because my Indulgent Daddy IS a Red Rascal.

Yi has been trying to appease Diao's family since this whole shindig began which is why he is wearing both of their colors.

But Diao even knows that his family, the blues, are asking for too much.

Because he is a blue too!

Yi a Red Rascal who loves his Yellow/Orange Oddity with a fucked up blue family.

But thank goodness Diao is going to start seeing red too.

@slayerkitty, I'm calling you to the dance floor.

[guzhufuren]

please show us yi's dad!

kindest, coolest, handsomest dilf out of all dilfs

[mooninagust]

i'm watching for the plot but...

mainly for him.

[bnprm]

why was max looking so squishable in today’s naughty babe ep…

[kennyomegasweave]

I'm getting caught up on Naughty Babe and even though I've read the book, I'm still like "wtf Diao, telling Yi he cheated on you and you broke up" when you don't know that for sure and you didn't break up, you just left. Just out here lying to this man's face. lol

I love them both so much.

[scarefox]

--

SO HE IS SNITCHING FOR DIAOS SHADY UNCLE ?????

(or are they misleading us?)

[cryingatships]

lmao why is the naughty babe tag hidden?? Is Tumblr predicting that this series will be too high heat for this site to handle Owo

Anyways, everyone, take a look at this piece of perfection

[respectthepetty]

I'm trying to be chill about Naughty Babe, but it seems that Diao, a Yellow/Orange Oddity, has lost his color during his engagement with Yi because he has lost himself in the relationship.

But Yi's red is still over his heart.

And the way he gets back is color is through Yi faking amnesia and being kind to him (based on Lian's advice!)

Because my Red Rascal and Blue Boy are still heavily color coded

So I'm excited to see all the ways this Red Rascal gives his man back his color.

September 2nd.

Weekends are for the gays.

GO FINISH FILMING MIDDLEMAN'S LOVE, YOU TWO!

[elendsessor]

bro i just learned tlou2 is already getting not just a remaster 3 years after release, but on a console it was already available on. this is actually the worst remaster announcement ever.

[jaggedwolf]

got so into the final act that I finished up uncharted 4 tonight....if you told me when I started uncharted 1 that I would be invested in this marriage working out I would not have believed you

[washingtonleagueoffurries]

Etsy tlou/tlouii merch are a death trap

[chuluoyi]

✎ baby to the rescue

- gojo satoru x reader

in which gojo recruits your baby son to “save” you from a credit card salesman

genre: immense fluff !! baby gojo and dad!gojo shenanigans~

note: based on this and this reel. with this i hereby declare that anything past chapter 235 is null and void HAHA anyway, i truly want to post remarried empress au by this week but since 261 leaks hurt me so much, i need more fluff so have to postpone it to next week :') tagging @karikari19hikariiii <3

a part of gojo's love entries

series masterlist | oneshot masterlist

Your husband Gojo Satoru... is handsome as hell, which means your baby son is also undeniably good-looking.

"Why do you pout at me?" Satoru poked his squirming baby's cheek while pursing his lips too. "C'mon, smile! That auntie is smiling at you!"

Everyone who passed by them in Shinjuku shopping district turned heads to admire him and his pumpkin just a little longer, and Satoru visibly enjoyed the attention. He smiled back at them, occasionally winking even.

If only they knew how pretty his wife was too...

Wait, no! On second thought, if they know how hot you are, there will be problems!

You had left him to go to the nearest pharmacy to restock some things, while Satoru decided to entertain his baby in the toy section. He basked in the starry-eyed looks people were giving him... until he heard some strange sounds and turned to his baby boy—

—who was chewing the beak of a duck toy with all his might. Satoru was mortified.

"—! Let that go! Your mama will beat me if she sees you eating this!"

Your baby paid him no mind though, desperately pushing the duck into his mouth. Satoru sat him on one of the empty racks and began the tug of war—

"Let go!" he reprimanded. "You're so naughty, gods—!"

Some people were now openly giggling at both of them. His son tried to resist by rolling, and Satoru clicked his tongue. He then yanked the toy away until his baby finally let it go, sniffling sadly that his papa wouldn't let him have the duck.

"Oh, you..." he picked him up again and consoled the pumpkin. "You can't do that, you hear? First, it's not clean. Second, mama will grow two heads to chew you and me both, understand?"

No, your son totally didn't understand a thing. Satoru sighed, seeing his little blue eyes welling up with tears. He ruffled his head and pulled him close. "There, there... I'll get you ice cream, okay? Now let's go."

Satoru was determined to turn his son back into a smiling, happy baby. But just as he was about to head towards the ice cream parlor, he encountered the most unbelievable sight—

"Miss! I guarantee you'll love this credit card features!"

You. That was clearly you, and a salesman (or a bozo, in Satoru's eyes) was trying to bother you.

You raised an eyebrow. "Uh, no— thank you—"

Yet the bozo was still persistent, like the pesky fly he was. "You can use it to pay for your monthly beauty treatments! Someone as pretty as you..." He eyed you from head to toe, blinking suggestively. "Oh my! Your skin is flawless! You have to maintain it this way! I can also give you recommendations for—"

You were wearing a flare dress that made you look so young and petite, and obviously, Satoru too was lusting after you. And true, your skin was smooth like a soft serve of mochi, but still!

You are meant for him and his eyes only! Oho, this bozo would get heavenly punishment.

He had to get to you somehow, but this was public space and if he cooked up some sort of shenanigan, you would put him in sex ban. I can't have that! so Satoru wracked his brain to think of another way...

Once again, his gaze fell on his now calm baby, who was also looking at his mama over there with utter curiosity. And an idea immediately popped up in his mind.

"Hey, kiddo, look at that, a bad man is trying to take your mama," Satoru nudged him as if trying to egg him on. "We can't let that happen. Will you help me to save her, hmm?"

"Mama..." your baby looked back at him so innocently before smiling. "Mamaaa!"

"Good boy." Gods, his baby was so adorable, he almost felt bad for doing this but...

Swallowing his guilt, thinking he would make it up later, he pinched his son's butt a little too firmly—

"WAAAA!" and suddenly, the little boy burst into tears, and even Satoru was surprised by the sheer volume of his wail.

The sudden inconsolable sound of your baby sent you scrambling in panic, your eyes wildly searching for him, completely disregarding the credit card man. "My baby!"

"Eh?" the credit card man was visibly surprised. "Oh... so, you're married...?"

You immediately made your way towards Satoru and snatched your baby from him, hugging him tightly. "Oh, there, there... What happened to you?" you shot your husband a distaste look as your son kept wailing. "Satoru, why is he crying?"

He nonchalantly shrugged. "Maybe missing his mama? Dunno~"

By now, you had completely forgotten the credit card bozo, but he still looked at the three of you in mild surprise. Satoru took this chance to approach him and whisper in his ear:

"You see, my wife doesn't need your credit card," he whistled. "My cards or lumpsum money will do more than enough."

After seeing how pale the bozo looked, Satoru chuckled darkly... before leading you and your son away from the crowd, with one arm possessively around your waist.

Epilogue

"I'm sorry— I'm sorry, okay!?"

Satoru looked down at his son in utter hopelessness, as the little boy refused to be held by him, looking at him with teary, resentful eyes, and backing away from him in his playpen.

Can babies hold a grudge? Satoru didn't know, but his son definitely was not happy with him, and he couldn't think of any other explanation other than his sin against him back this afternoon.

"I've bought you mochi ice cream!" he opened his palm to reveal the treat. "Don't you want some? Papa will give you some, yeah?"

Baby looked skeptical now, and at that moment, he resembled you so much—accusing eyes, pursed lips, exactly like the expression you would pull when you were unsure of what Satoru might do next. He almost chuckled at the resemblance, feeling giddy.

"C'mon, forgive me, yeah?" he patted his son's little beanie and offered his hand for him to take, eyes crinkling in fondness. "Now, here comes your treat, come closer?"

Your baby crawled closer, seemingly accepting him, and Satoru was all smiles, until—

Whack!

It happened in a flash. He could have avoided it, but he was too taken aback. The pain exploded in his jaw, so intense that he grunted loudly.

"What the—?! You... you—! You kicked me— in the face!"