#necropolitan-fairy

[highglossfinish]

The 1989 Nissan S-Cargo!

What say you, cute or cursed?(and is the name being a pun a point in either direction?)

Puns are always a point of favor, but no amount of puns can disguise the fact that this looks like a heap of chewed banana.

[a-dope-fiend]

Tf2 merc enjoyers come in 2 flavours:

"This man must have jiggle physics in at least three places"

and

"When I slap his ass it sounds like a screenshot"

[stillnotyourmusebitch]

Welcome back friendo! :D

Sorry I had to. . . It's good to be back!!

[masterofmaagnetism]

How to inflict psychic damage on anyone who has played bioshock: "would you kindly"

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[mx-incognito]

But Sue, WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE?

The Eclectic Alchemist Fragrance descriptions:

Necropolitan Aromatic:

Take a midnight stroll through a moonlit garden cemetery. An earthy blend of oakmoss and sandalwood with tonka bean, cedarwood, lemon and petitgrain. Citrus zest brightens warm notes of incense and vanilla.

Heart of Darkness:

Sensual Mirabella plum, black raspberry amber, lush peony, vanilla bean, musk and fresh spun cotton candy. Evocative of hot summer nights and carnival games.

Black Orchid:

An intoxicating blend of jasmine and fresh muguet with notes of violet and lemon intertwined.

Violette:

Soft and delicate - sweet violet perfectly mingles blended with wild berries and iris.

Specter:

Rain-soaked petals, wild ivy and meadow grass sit beneath a layer of fresh rain filled air.

Absinthe: Wormwood, bright lemon & fresh orange are topped with white jasmine and sensual musk. Invoke the Green Fairy!

Just Orange {soap only}: Fresh oranges

Rose {soap only}: Rose Absolute

Alchemy {soap only}: Sandalwood & Incense

[mx-maddmcgeeky]

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I tagged 1,325 of my posts in 2022

#i'm-so-drunk - 608 posts

#lupin iii - 36 posts

#lol - 35 posts

#pokemon - 24 posts

#lmao - 17 posts

#lupin the third - 15 posts

#zenigata - 15 posts

#yeah - 14 posts

#holy shit - 14 posts

#submas - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#you've got suckers luck have you given up does it feel like a trial does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine vilify dont even try

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CAME HERE FOR!!

11 notes - Posted March 22, 2022

#4

I would like to make one of these sometime but for now!! I've discovered a quirked up Weirdcore Dreamcore picrew! So fucking batshit babes

@necropolitan-fairy @jar-jar-ate @thecrateofaus @superdogbiter @bitchshitdewdrop @heavenlyyhalo @clover-of-promise n @samfishy and literally everyone else.

11 notes - Posted September 25, 2022

#3

I love Colress and Brainstorm their like

Sexy Mad Scientist 🥼🥼🥼

Gayy

But also homophobic

Used to be Gay(evil variant)

Has rare powerful item(s) (briefcase, Master balls, etc)

W

Wanted War Criminal

13 notes - Posted June 13, 2022

#2

Mutuals do this to me

(Credit: @treverhenderson and @milkblood on Instagram)

14 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

So you know the meme about whether or not a character would fuck their clone?

Ghetsis would.

24 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[presidentbungus]

What's your favorite tf2 hat? Mine is the raindoonie bc it jingles went you run around the map

the answer I would obviously go with seems a little too easy, so besides the toadstool topper I’d probably say alien swarm parasite. if I wasn’t contractually obligated to be using the toadstool topper that’s probably what I’d wear. I think it’s just really funny and fits in well with my other bug-themed loadouts. I’m also a VERY big fan of the brain slug and larval lid—I hope you can see a pattern here.

I think the reindoonies are funny and I love that they jingle and I appreciate your taste. no, I do not have a way to describe things other than “funny”. in my mind I have a very big list of all the things that ever existed ranked from “least funny” to “most funny”, and I will assign value accordingly. thank you for your time.

[1863-project]

After catching a dose of submas brainrot and stumbling across all the really neat train facts you have so kindly gifted us, it prompted me to look into my local railways. Turns out there's actually a heritage line really close by me! And it stops at a little railway museum/pop-up market!(riding the regular commuter trains is taking your life in your hands unfortunately)

So thank you for reminding me this lovely beastie existed

Aaah, what a lovely locomotive! You definitely have to go and visit now! (I wonder if they do in-cab experiences, too?)

I can't see the wheels because of the blowdown, so I can't tell the Whyte notation on that locomotive, but she's gorgeous. If you go, send me photos! I'd love to see more of her!

[uwuowotf2waslife]

How would the mercs(and miss P!) handle it if they were sitting chatting with their friend/crush and said crush was trying to tell them something but kept stammering and tripping over their words until they[crush] just blurt out "I JUST REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU OKAY!! As... a friend but... also... maybe... as more?"

SNIPER, sCOut, Engie, Heavy  and Miss P. exe has stopped working, they are frozen and have turned to a strong, strawberry red like the dork they are ( please Y/N this is prime time to steal a kiss, please we are all begging you)

Smirks and turns the smug to the max, crush.exe will crash : Spy, Medic, Demo 

Just hugs you till your eyes pop-out like a squishy doll while admiting his crush for you : Soldier, Pyro

[cass-without-the-andra]

*incomprehensible chanting*, info dump fren and one of the beans not sure which

Hehehehe I do like to infodump

[initiatingtheheadcanons]

Heavy/medic 6, 9 and 12?

From the ask meme!

Ship: Medic/Heavy aka Red Oktoberfest

6) who forgets their anniversary? 

I’d say Medic. He’s so busy that he tends to forget to look at the calendar.

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

Neither are really fond of animals since Medic will likely to dissect them… unless when it comes to doves, he’ll never stop bothering Heavy until the latter approves it.

12) who hogs the bathroom? 

Medic. Heavy doesn’t even bother to ask why there are stains of blood in the bathroom most days.

[a-dope-fiend]

music tag game

rules : shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist & post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people

ty for the tag @trentreznorspenis

i put a spell on you - marilyn manson

rammstein - rein raus

korn - twisted transistor

dethklok - i am the beast

suicide silence - you only live once

avenged sevenfold - beast and the harlot

marilyn manson - (S) AINT

dethklok - poisoned by food

nine inch nails - starfuckers inc

acid bath - cassie eats cockroaches

tagging: @synthwife @the-gall0ws @faroffpromise @witchy--mama @are-we-really-doing-this @0hi0-is-4-l0vers @necropolitan-fairy @baby-gh0ul-6 @spinef0ryou

[stillnotyourmusebitch]

Hey, have you seen there's gonna be a hellboy game?

Oh this game has been on my wishlist for a long ass time. I can't wait for it to be released. I need it so badly

[masterofmaagnetism]

Psst! What if khonshu made din a moon knight?

in love with how you fuel my mandalorian interest no matter the fandom i'm currently on wjdbwjdje

i think it'd be VERY fascinating. Din's not very easy to break, like Harrow or Marc, but he also has a very firm moral compass and sense of justice. theoretically, he'd be the perfect candidate for a moon knight, if he were on earth

but also he's already wearing armour so all i could imagine was the armoir just becoming white as his suit akdbajsbs

[mx-maddmcgeeky]

I would like to make one of these sometime but for now!! I've discovered a quirked up Weirdcore Dreamcore picrew! So fucking batshit babes

@necropolitan-fairy @jar-jar-ate @thecrateofaus @superdogbiter @bitchshitdewdrop @heavenlyyhalo @clover-of-promise n @samfishy and literally everyone else.

[matchasprouts]

Staying Warm in the Snow

[ idea suggested by @necropolitan-fairy !! they just said "festival" so i ended up looking up some japanese festivals and decided on Yuki Matsuri because it seemed fun <3 ]

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“You know, I’ve never been to Japan,” Rabbit admitted as he looked around the apartment they were renting for the duration of the heist, surprised by the fact that Jigen and Lupin let Goemon pick it. “Every time I need something to end up here, I just send it with Gallow.”

Lupin looked at him funny, clearly curious why he just sent it with Gallow. Normally, he never trusted just his brother alone with important things like that. “Why? I thought you liked the idea of going to Japan?”

Rabbit stared at him for a second, before pulling the bottle of xanax out of his pocket and shaking it lightly. “Lupin, you had to drug me to get me on that plane without the heat of battle pushing me. I hate planes. And you can’t get to Japan fast enough on boat.”

“Right, you always take a boat to get wherever you want,” Jigen spoke up, dropping his bag on the floor. “You’ve never traveled just for fun? Zenigata never brought you here?”

Rabbit simply shook his head, dropping his own bag as well before pulling off his jacket. “Zenigata moved to America for me and my brother. He didn’t wanna force us to travel with him, especially when he realized I was never gonna set foot on a plane.”

His explanation just got a “huh” from the two other men, but they didn’t get the chance to ask more because once Goemon entered the room he grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to the bedroom they’d be sharing with Jigen.

“Well- bye I guess,” Rabbit waved awkwardly at the other two before the door was shut and Goemon was taking his usual place on the middle of the floor. “Alright, are you going to explain why you pulled me away?” he asked, tilting his head to the side slightly.

Goemon simply hummed, moving to pat the floor next to him. Rabbit sighed, and sat down on the floor, stretching his legs out in front of him. There was silence for a moment, before the samurai finally spoke up.

“There is an ongoing festival around this time of the year, a snow festival. I was… hoping that I could ask you to join me in it. I know you don’t see snow often,” Goemon told him, a light blush dusting his cheeks. He was so, so easily embarrassed.

Rabbit was quiet for a moment, before letting out a soft chuckle. “Goemon… I hate snow,” he told him, which made the samurai’s blush deepen. He was clearly about to apologize, but Rabbit cut him off. “It’s okay though. I can tolerate anything if it means extra time with you. I’ll join you in the festival.”

That garnered an ever so small smile from his boyfriend, before Jigen crashed the party by joining them in the room and falling face first onto the bed with a groan. That was practically a signal to join him and accept their fate in sleep.

—

“I feel more frozen than the ice sculptures,” Rabbit commented, staring at the sight of his breath in the cold air, clinging to Goemon’s arm for dear life, as if the samurai would suddenly be warmer than usual.

Goemon just hummed, having already gotten used to his lover’s complaints about being cold. But, since he hadn’t run back inside, he knew the complaints weren’t serious.

He simply took Rabbit’s hand in his own, pulling him further into the festival. “I’ll get you something warm to drink,” he promised, glancing around for somewhere selling tea or hot chocolate (he never liked the stuff himself, but he knew Rabbit adored it).

It wasn’t long before he found one of them, the hot chocolate. He bought a cup in the biggest size they had, and gave a small smile at the grin that lit up his lover’s face when it was in his hands. “Oh, I do so adore you, Goemon,” Rabbit said, pressing a kiss to his cheek before taking a cautious sip.

They continued through the festival after that, looking through the different stands (Rabbit was legally obligated to buy the keychain of the previous year’s winning sculpture- it was beautiful!), before they finally got to the sculptures.

“I’m surprised you didn’t wanna join the competition,” Rabbit commented, while they were looking at one of the only finished ones. “With you and zantetsuken, you could have won without problem.”

Goemon hummed in response, as if he was thinking over his reply. “I did not feel it was necessary for me to join. I’m not in need of money, and I have never participated in something like this.”

Rabbit stared at him for a long moment. “Goemon, do you ever do anything for fun? Just… by yourself? I know you do a lot with me and Jigen, but do you ever do anything fun by yourself?”

The samurai had to think that one over for a long few minutes, before letting out a sigh and shaking his head.

“Huh,” Rabbit muttered, before shaking it off and taking a longer sip of his hot chocolate. “Next year, we’ll join the competition. Just me and you, and we’ll have fun. How’s that sound?”

Goemon glanced down at him, before smiling. “That sounds wonderful, Jack. I would love to join it with you.”

They spent the rest of the day exploring the festival and even once getting dragged into a snowball fight with a bunch of kids. It was wonderful and fun and so worth the way Rabbit felt frozen solid by the end of it.

After all, that just meant spending the whole night curled up in bed with his lover, trying to get warm.