#need Brunim on the Qsmp

[fugaciousgloom]

I just realized that, even though qBrunim still thinks of qForever as his fiancé, qForever has been calling him his ex?? If I’m remembering that correctly??

[mossdontknowwhattheydoin]

So updated stuff about this au I made jus facts

Phil wears a cross around his neck at all times and it frustrats tf out of Brunim and Forever bc they can't touch him like at all.

The Order is a hunting guild (also they're dedicated to just general paranormal things) and Phils grandfather was one of the founders- he actually has the same name as his grandfather- one of those inherited names type of deal.

Phil (along with Etoiles and Roier) is one of the best hunters they have

Callbits a vampire- he was the one who founded the Order and has been running it smoothly for a loommgggg while but like half of the members somehow don't know he's a vampire-

Missa doesn't know how he got dragged into the Orders business but he's a secretary there and he frequently gets scares shitless when someone brings in a vampire-

Tubbos Phils cousin who he adopted and practically raised bc his parents where involved in a horrible accident

Tubbo on a daily basis asks Phil if he can put in a good word to Cellbit bc he wants to join the Order- Phil always says no or just goes; 'sure mate' (he's lying)

End of facts dbkssn

I think I'm starting to like this au a lil too much tbh I'm actually gonna be sad when it looses it's serotonin

[tomfrogisblue]

Pac making fun of Richas for being dramatic - have you taken a look at every single one of his parents??????

[cosmic-d1ce]

I don't think I will ever get over this how am I supposed to be normal when Forever is trying so hard to be with Phil, not because he sees him as Brunim#2 but because he doesn't want to be alone anymore??

He doesn't want to be alone and Phil is so nice to him, he's always been kind and caring and Forever can't let that go. He can't be without Phil because then he'd be alone here on this hellish island.

How am I meant to be normal when Forever has fallen for Phil, but Phil can't see it? Phil will never believe Forever truly loves him but he does.

They love eachother but they can't see eye to eye and it's tearing them apart, Phil's not only rejecting Forever's romantic gestures but denying him the company he needs so badly.

[usakkhae]

The fact that in Stonks Brunim locked up Forever and visited him only for his blood makes my brain goejfhdajkfmdmcmdnvnfnnfmfmffkxtkxtkxgkxfjfmfj!fj!fj!xfjlxklxGgrgegrrrrrrrgdgrhjfi

[ultra-raging-ghost]

I need brunim to mention forever because i want bad to return to qsmp and be like "so... you have a fiance?" i want the drama i want forevers men to latch onto eachother with claws and teeth i want it to HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[ashalsdream]

love yall but if i see one more person reduce Stonkscraft down to "its just a dream qforever is having" im losing my shit

Stonkscraft is a GREAT series, please watch it <3 You'll never understand how much i adore Brunim and Forever's relationship and its genuinely so good. Please stop reducing Forever's hard work down to "just another qsmp arc!" its insulting

He's moving on, temporarily or permanently who knows but Stonkscraft is AMAZING you need to give it a try

[magicalmanhattanproject]

what happened on qsmp purgatory today??? :0 also what’s the prize for winning??? is the winner joining the server?

both teams were told that they would be dissolved and it was every man + molly for themselves. both teams agreed that they would stay teamed until they had literally no other choice. both teams spent their final moments together reminiscing and giving motivational speeches and making sure everyone was equally geared and hanging out together.

final minigame was a multilevel backrooms maze. each level ended with an elevator that only had room for a shrinking number of people each death in the maze (mostly from hunting little guys) sent them back to the start

the first to fall were guaxinim brunim and himaru, three racoons who just got to the elevator late (and goularte who had to leave before the final game for irl reason but got to say goodbye to his friends)

the next level ended with parkour over lava to the elevator. eight survivors, only room for four on the elevator. through the whole maze, both teams are staying in contact with each other, moving as groups, and helping each other at every possible turn

first to the parkour: mike. makes it most of the way and pearls across. quackity, only now realizing ender pearls exist, rules that pearls are banned, but lets it slide for mike because it wasn't in the rules

mike is safe. three spaces left.

second to the parkour: wuant. makes it most of the way and falls at the same spot mike did. while he's frantically guzzling tea and trying to figure out what to do, fellow crow mike places down a boat and wuant gets in and gets to safety

quackity yells at them to stop helping each other but this also isn't against the rules as written so he can't punish them for it.

wuant is safe. two spaces left.

next: cpk actually knows how to make ladder jumps.

cpk is safe. one space left.

badboyhalo arrives at the parkour. badbayhalo also knows how to make ladder jumps, but we don't get to see if he makes them. mike bows him off into the lava and he dies. quackity is shocked but points out there's no rules against this. i get the sense that this is the kind of bullshit he was hoping for someone to pull rather than the other kinds of bullshit mike has been pulling

aldo arrives to the parkour. aldo falls at the ladder jumps and pearls. since quackity had already said in chat that this was illegal, aldo doesn't get a pass for it and the plan is to tp him back to the start of the parkour

while they're doing that, gabe arrives to the parkour. gabe falls at the ladder jumps and pearls. quackity is getting pretty annoyed at this point and spams in chat to not do that but agrees to also tp gabe to the start of the parkour

aldo and gabe are both doing the parkour as close together as they can. they both fail the ladder jumps. the rest of the team can't help this team since trying to help would mean sacrificing their own spot on the way up.

badboyhalo arrives back at the parkour. he starts bowing down aldo and gabe to clear his own path for a second attempt. unfortunately for him, one of the arrows gives aldo the damage boost he needs to claw his way to the elevator side.

aldo is safe. no spaces left.

racoons all perish as does gabe. only crows proceed to the final maze.

this maze is longer and deadlier but honestly not more exciting. there is some minor bullshit because the admins are late to place the doors that actually go to the final room so a couple people turn away from the door once they discover it, but by a stroke of luck, the first people who find the door are also the first people who refind it

those are aldo and wuant. they are the final two survivors. they are stripped of their items and told to fight to the death with their bare hands

at first, they ask what happens if htey refuse. can they win together? quackity says no. they can lose together if they want, but not win. they decide together that the crows deserve to win this so as much as it pains them both they'll fight so that the crows win

they fight. aldo shouts pvp tips to wuant as the blows rain down. this makes the results of their epic predictable.

the winner of purgatory by a 2-0 battle is aldo_geo!!! congratulations!!!

"how do you feel about winning by betraying your friends?" elquackity asks him

"the crows won today, not just me," he replies

the prize is a cool trophy in minecraft, a "winner's package" that they'll be sending to aldo irl, and a lava bath which elquackity describes as a trip to his office to discuss purgatory 3.

[svtskneecaps]

my wishlist for eventual further qsmp activity is that they're able to make the translations work for voice group calls and show up in the box or something.

yes this is because i'm rewatching purgatory vods again, my main server rewatch got me to the day flippa dies for the first time and i'm SAD i don't wanna watch it :(

just, with purgatory 2 and i'm rewatching bolas with carre as well, like bolas mainly operated in english bc they'd been speaking english to each other for a while and when they needed to coordinate with carre they went quiet so cellbit could talk bc he was their strongest in spanish (those were the few times they ever really shut up in the call lmao) but i'm also thinking about purgatory 2 and how teams that had members who weren't proficient in a common language couldn't use the translations because purgatory teams tended to spend a lot of time split up in the world. i'm thinking about the time bad and brunim were standing right in front of each other and brunim was still asking someone in the call to translate for bad, bc they just weren't able to make much use of the translations so they didn't seem to become habit for the teams.

that's my wishlist. i'm not sure it's even possible with how the voice chat mod they're using works, but i really hope they can figure out how to make that work because that's gonna REALLY help these events be less english or common language dependent. it'll be a learning curve for the players to remember to read the box and it'll probably get messy for bigger calls but the five-six person teams should probably be manageable.

I JUST WANT LESS ENGLISH IN MY MULTILINGUAL MINECRAFT IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK 😭

[notsogoodangel]

WHO WANTS PROPAGANDA?! NO? WELL TOO BAD YOU ARE GETTING PROPAGANDA-ED BECAUSE I'M UNHEALTHY AND I'M FIGHTING AN ART BLOCK AND IF THEY ARE HELPING, YOU ALL SUFFER! Propaganda underneath!

Michael McChill (my stream) has been a streamer and in the Minecraft community for years. Michael is mostly known for a couple things. He has a charity called "Raising the Bar" which he does at least once a year. He has participated in A LOT of influential SMPs such as Dream SMP, SMPLive, SMPEarth, 2b2t, and more. He also participated in MCC, he won the first one, he was in the team when Quackity won, and the one where Techno and Dream were in the same thing. But most importantly for the cultural touchstone he is the guy behind "Mamma Mia FUCK Here I go again"

Tri is a Panamanian streamer who mostly does art but has being a fan of the QSMP since the beginning. She made a very funny presentation about why she should join the SMP and had me CHARMED. I saw that video and I was charmed by her immediately. I never watched her before that, but I already love her DEEPLY. TLDR of the video (since is in Spanish) these are the points she makes

She already is on the SMP because there's Fooligetta art that she made.

"There are only 6 people in Panamaland, me and my family, so I'm very important representation"

She knows so much and has brain rot over QSMP

She is a linguistics nerd

"Please"

Lastly, does Brunim "Cotoco" Neets need any introduction? Everyone knows about this relationship with Forever, and while that is a big reason why I want him to join, I'm not like other people and that is my only reason why I want him to join. I'm genuinely more interested in how he will react to Philza and Bad since he knows that Forever has/had a thing for them... plus, it will be very funny to see how 3 anarchists who have pasts in high positions of power are all CLEARLY supernatural, would be fun. PLUS! He also knows Pac and Mike through Stonkscraft, so it's very fun and interesting to see if he will interact with them and how because Tazercraft has a deep history with Cellbit, but also with Brunim (although not as traumatic).

[warcoaxed]

i need forever to win this election and then add mr brunim neets on the qsmp. the ouppy needs his vampire ex husband.

[cosmic-d1ce]

Dramatising the qsmp is one of my favourite things to do so, festa junina maxo & forever wedding

It is honestly very much the plot of a soap opera, to marry someone you don't love in hopes that the person you do love will stop you. Marrying someone that does truly love you because you love someone else

And I'd imagine if this was a drama show, Maxo and Forever would have already been established as a couple, maybe they got together because Forever wanted Phil. Maxo having lost his son and his late husband (Dan) it would make it hit that much harder.

Forever proposing to Max after seeing Phil with Missa again after months of absence. Forever proposing because in his mind, Phil needs to see that he's serious about Maxo before he realises his feelings.

When it comes time for an objection, Forever looks at Phil, desperately hoping for him to speak. But he's not even listening, he's showing Chayanne something on his phone. He doesn't care.

Maybe at the wedding, when it comes time to throw the bouquet, Phil catches it. Forever watches Phil give it to Tallulah with a laugh, he's not getting married anytime soon, thank you. It's a silly tradition, it means nothing but it still serves as a bitter reminder that his affection will not be returned.

And when Phil catches Forever alone, upset on his own wedding night, he says it again. He's glad Forever found Max, he's glad his flirting will stop because he could never love him back. It hurts.

But Phil doesn't know that. Phil still fixes his hair for him, slips the yellow rose from his pocket into the braid and smiles at him when Fit calls him over for a dance.

It's then, at his wedding, that he realises how lovable Phil really is. How much he really, really doesn't want to be married to Maxo. He wanted Brunim.

He wants Phil.

Phil doesn't want him back.

When Maxo inevitably notices something is wrong, Forever can't say anything. He can't do anything. He's dug this grave and now, he must lay in it, but just because he has to doesn't mean it's any less scary. How could he tell Max? How could he ever explain this? He won't. He can't.

His plan has failed and now, he's stuck married to a man he never loved.

[thesmpisonfire]

i need forever to win because he will call brunim and can you even imagine those two together in the qsmp???? while philza is in the background just like "uhh". like please quackity i need it

YEAH