Wish I had a man who’d sit on my lap and let me play with his hole 😩
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The if I told my friends I want to breed Dottore I think they’d stop talking to me as a whole 🥲
My friends have very strong opinions over the characters I like.
Like I’m sorry Venti is my type but he’s cute and squishable
I have managed to confuse some of my friends as to what my actual sexuality is, some others cannot make the "you got games on your phone" joke bc I will promptly boot up Genshin and show them my collection of twinks, and The Chosen One gets to hear all my horrid horny thoughts and also gets to have access to my ao3. Moral of the story is you're not stuck in there with them, they're stuck in there with you.
Venti is so cute but like. In a teasing half bratty bottom way. Sitting in your lap grinding against you in public, wearing his shirts half unbuttoned kinda vibe. I mean look at his archon outfit it's delicious. Or you can always flip and go the godly, worshippy route. He'd love to be a possessive little god and have a favourite disciple. Just saying.
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oh my god wait. i was making a twitter thread (that no one would’ve cared about) about how so many ppl are saying “i’m so happy they finally revealed how kevin is a bad guy” which is wild to me bc we learn that in the very first episode how could anyone have missed that?
but when i was typing it, i realized that the kevin can f himself ending was actually really good? did i want allison and patty together? of course. would i have screamed at 5 o clock in the morning when i watched it if they’d kissed? god yes.
but allison just got out of a ten(?) year marriage with a narcissist. patty’s relationship w tammy was short lived but the break up is fresh.
but the love between them is clearly there. so no we didn’t get a big romantic gesture in the series finale. but, realistically, i don’t think we were supposed to.
starting a relationship when the two ppl are - 1. a woman who wanted away from her monster of a husband so bad that she faked her death (and then that same husband just burned to d*ath hours ago at most) and 2. a woman fresh off a break up and kicking her brother out, who has never been alone in her life and might need to learn how - would’ve been a recipe for disaster
ending a relationship in general is hard and takes time and growth to heal from. but ending a relationship w a narcissist? god its work. it’s eons of work and when you think the work is done, surprise youre working a double shift (plus she probs needs therapy bc her home and husband just burned down and regardless of her feelings for him that’s traumatic af)
i would’ve LOVED more seasons to see things fleshed out and if they’d have given allison and patty at least a cute date night. but the ending gives us hope. here are two people who know that - at the very least - they want to be in each others lives. but if they’re gonna be good to and for each other, they need time. they need to heal. and the series finale gave them the chance to do that
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hose with a run in them are inherently sexier. I say to console myself about the hole in my tights
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everytime i think about the man from lady k and dan hiroki
HEHXVBWWJW LITERALLY! i be like “i tried to eat this man’s cock and realized he wasn’t real im gonna break out into tears bc i want a man like that” CAUSE !!! NO FAAIIRR. they’re both so sexy ugh i hope my fixation on the both of them doesn’t ever go away i love it here 🫣🫶🏾‼️ thank u for puttin me on frrrr <3
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