tell me why terry pratchett looks like he's gonna put plastic wrap on your toilet bowl before you take a shit
he's about to offer you free candy (and it is NOT halloween)
he just farted in a sealed room full of people.
like this man is so silly. he's gonna put vaseline on your door handles. all of them.
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I like how Nora tried to make us believe there was something between Renee and Jean like- no- that's a lesbian collecting traumatized gay men to be her friends like they're Pokémon
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when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx
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cleaned up the sketch, then i was told they look like lesbians and now i can't unsee it.
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andrew, out of the blue: if neil asks you can tell him that i’m gay
renee: ?????
andrew: *side eye*
renee: okay??????
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I'm sorry but the amount level of people shocked by Andrew Minyard's cheese drawer is insane. The man is in college, everyone has a drawer of one random item. What's he going to do, deprive himself of a snack?
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Neil when the foxes figured out the library was his hide away from everyone:
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huh, I wonder where Neil and Terry got the idea for Crowley and Aziraphale
the world may never know
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it occasionally hits me just how much Kevin must have been through and seen for Neil’s dad literally dismembering someone right in front of his face not to even be a topic of conversation later on because it impacted him so little
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I hope for Good Omens season 3 Neil Gaiman pulls the, "Actually Aziraphale and Crowley don't need to kiss to show they love each other" card because Michael Sheen would personally bomb the Amazon headquarters
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