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icyhot-alchemist · 6 months

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Has anyone told him about Dungeon Meshi?

#pls post this in a functioning way #pls pls pls #thanks tumblr #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #its laios #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 2 years

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Starting Chainsaw Man out of pure "I want to study them under a microscope" energy about Power

#and Denji #and their interactions in general #but mostly power #chainsaw man #csm power #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 2 years

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I don't think that attorney is asexual....

#followed immediately by #hes done too much gay stuff with edgeworth #my SO is watching ace attorney #and im sleeping through ace attorney #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 10 months

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The "Oh. Oh." fanfiction realization moment but instead of love it's me mid sentence talking with my therapist and finally understanding a core issue in my thought process and self image

#watch out I've suddenly become so powerful #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 2 years

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I think Loid's best bet for getting to Donovan is to become a supportive father figure to Damian who would then take him to his home to show off his cool new dad to his father.

#this completely ignores the fact that Damian is young #and still wants his fathers approval #and is not yet at the spiting his absent father phase #and this is 100% inspired by the fact that i was listening to Fatherless on the drive home #anyway #i think Loid should be allowed to give Damian a little pat on the head and a good job #spy x family #loid forger #damian desmond #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 2 years

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Sasaki: You know, when you and I walk down the street together like this we look like a couple.

Miyano: A couple of besties!

#Sorry if this has been done #sasaki and miyano #sasaki to miyano #sasamiya #sasaki shuumei #miyano yoshikazu #sasaki's line is from episode 8 #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 4 years

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Sk8 the Infinity, except it's about roller skating and Langa used to be an ice skater back in Canada but quit because he was personally victimized by Jean Jaques Leroy.

#im sure this joke has been made before #but here we are #sk8 #sk8 the infinity #langa hasegawa #sk8 langa #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 2 years

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Suddenly real invested in these business majors playing badminton

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icyhot-alchemist · 3 years

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Greta: This is my boyfriend, Alucard.

Greta: and this is Alucard's girlfriend, Sypha.

Greta: and this is Sypha's boyfriend, Trevor.

#trevor: to be fair i am also Alucard's boyfriend #greta is confused but not disappointed #castlevania #greta #castlevania greta #alucard #castlevania alucard #trevor belmont #castlevania trevor #sypha belnades #castlevania sypha #castlevania trio #plus greta #sorry babe #neither icyhot nor alchemy #this joke has probably been made before #sorry

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icyhot-alchemist · 3 years

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AU where Trevor and Sypha run a cryptid hunting YouTube channel and Alucard isn't really part of it but they sometimes talk about him and he periodically just shows up in the background while they're filming and things like "maybe the real cryptid was Alucard all along" become running jokes among their followers

#id like to talk about cryptid hunter youtubers trevor and sypha though #which im sure is an idea that has been pitched to the fandom already #but pls #i just wanna talk about it #ive never had an original idea #anyway #this would be cute but i dont have the time to write a whole thing for it #castlevania #trevor belmont #castlevania trevor #sypha belnades #castlevania sypha #alucard #castlevania alucard #threphacard #im tagging it as that because i CAN #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 3 years

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Diversity win! The two men who got you mixed up in a situation of their own creation without your knowledge and gave you and your friends unfathomable trauma are gay!

#diversity win #wonder egg priority #wep #acca #wep acca #wonder egg priority acca #ura acca #wep ura acca #wonder egg priority ura acca #hey wtf was episode 13 #wonder egg priority spoilers #wep spoilers #neither icyhot nor alchemy

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icyhot-alchemist · 2 years

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Hirano spraying Sasaki with a water bottle every time he gets too close to Miyano