#neopets npc

[sweetydead]

Sometimes I suddenly remember how tiny kacheeks are and start losing it

[glasstrashneoblr]

Good morning, Neopets tumblr

Inspired by other sexyman brackets and @dadjoke-ness ‘s poll in particular, I bring you

The Neopets Sexywoman Bracket (Plot Characters Edition)

Excluding the faeries and shopkeepers/other npcs, I’ll do one for them later

These will be weekly polls until the Ultimate Neopets Tumblr Sexywoman is crowned. If an npc you think should be here isnt, it’s either because I thought they were too young or I completely forgot about them.

Here are the links to the polls

Caylis vs Clara

Nabile vs Sophix II

Ylanna vs Linae

Brynn vs Amira

Lyra vs Lilian

Sankara vs Sophie

Xandra vs Scout

Isca vs Hanna

[peadackles]

Monty McTaggart, owner of the Moltaran McTaggardome

[starbiology]

idk if you care for it specifically but the neopets ttrpg kickstarter preview page is up 👀 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/geekifyinc/neopets-official-tabletop-roleplaying-game-ttrpg

i saw :D!! Ive been on their mailing list waiting for it to go up on kickstarter.

the email said the kickstarter will be ready in about a month or so!!

[asskylosaurus]

Making off like a bandit today in Neopets

[wormthing]

I don't often have familiarity with your fanart's subject matter, but your art is so lovely that I find it very enjoyable to view anyway :) Thank you for sharing your work!!

thank you !!!!! ::-D i love your art too!! i follow ur neopets blog and i can't say i know much about np anymore lol but you art has such a charm ::-)

[flygefisk]

more oc dragons :) i have a problem

victor lovelock, occultist turned exorcist, and dove, an demon. victor is a trans man, he/him, and dove is a ????? he/it/they/whatever

tbh i feel weird putting good old art next to new ehh art but w/e. my pens are super dying im in a hell of my own making (only buying one set of pens on clearance)

victor wasn't very careful, as a teenager getting deep into the occult. he'd summoned a few lesser demons and handled them quite nicely, but dove somehow discovered victor's given name. as victor had already chosen a true name, his deadname held little power over him, but enough that a demon as clever as dove could do a lot of damage.

victor panicked, and soul-bound dove to himself. so now they're stuck together til death for either party. neither can do anything to cause harm to the other, and neither can do anything to break the contract without risking of a violent death.

dove still spends its first several months in victor's employ trying to kill him. then a few more trying to annoy him to death. once the murder attempts stop, they actually mesh pretty well, and make a good living as ghost hunters/exorcists/trauma counselors for the dead.

they sorta make a name for themselves, and other "ghost hunters" come to them for advice- some have a theory that one of them is a demon! ...they just always think it's victor. dove is good at disguising himself, while victor can't help his appearance, and there's the whole goat/devil thing, and the yellow eyes, and...

victor and dove have a third roommate, a ghost named eve. she's not ready to move on, and she helps out around the house, so she can stay for now, even if she hogs the couch. honestly, eve, each piece doesn't need a separate cushion.

[neo-punks]

Sophie the Swamp Witch ♡

[Currently taking pwyw commissions for stuff like this!! c:]

[the-last-neopian]

Neopets Classic: What Happened?

Hey all! Some of y’all have definitely heard the rumblings of issues regarding racism/antisemitism/other forms of descrimination with the neoclone site neopetsclassic.com  I’ve posted about it a few times and I always get anons asking me to go into detail about what happened or to “prove” my claims. I never respond bc 1. I find it incredibly weird to put the onus of proof on someone who has been directly affected by that violence and 2. It’s impossible to tell who is actually concerned vs. who just wants to see the drama. That being said my lovely friend has compiled her experiences with the site and the admin team and asked me to share them on Tumblr. I apologize it’s all screenshots atm, but I will try to get the actual text for folx who rely on screen readers! For now I’ll say don’t support neopets classic (npc) don’t support people who are willingly apart of this racist team. I know some of them are on tumblr, one recently deleted but I’m sure he’ll be back at some point. If you’re looking for a good neo-clone I recommend Moderneopets, Virtupets, or Grundo’s Cafe all of which have very unique approaches to the classic neo experience and all of which have cut ties with the owner of Neopets Classic because he’s a dick. Read Ayesha’s write up below!

[aw-colorcat]

I think people forget this guy is a ghost. Love that neopets can and do die

[sweetydead]

You get the horrible feeling that you've seen something you shouldn't have...

[glasstrashneoblr]

[dadjoke-ness]

Hey I'm not running an official neopets poll so someone else do that.

I just wanna know who you think is the hottest

[herder-of-gnorbus]

Every day I lose neopoints to this man

[eruhamster]

i dont wanna bring toxicity to the official discord but by god some of these fucks on neopets classic are fucking insane and seem to be going out of their way to take inflation to psychotic levels. "conversion from rp to np is 24:1" yOU MADE THAT UP RP ARE POINTS YOU GET FROM GRINDING 1NP GARBAGE. EVEN IF YOU GRIND SMTH EXPENSIVE A 1MIL PAINTBRUSH BECOMES ONLY 70K RP WHICH YOU CANT EVEN BUY A WHOLE MORPHING POTION WITH IT IS LITERALLY -LESS- VALUABLE THAN NP YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST PSYCHOS

[sprinklewinkles]

i genuinely hope people who support neo classic rethink their subscriptions after this drama,,