#ness the waiter

[termys-trek-art]

All I need in my life is more Lore and Ness. That's it. No water. No air. No food. Nothing. Just sans is ness is matpat is lore.

explodes into a million pieces and the pieces become this drawing. if i wasnt so busy all the time you best BELIEVE i wouldve already plotted out like 9 chapters of a fanfic about them. i have. i have so much ideas its insane

[mlady-magnolia]

“Hey, welcome to Sparky’s!”

[ftmsteveraglan]

the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

Securitywaiter height comparison :]

[lukasspookas]

conspiracy theories

[thejoxaren]

They are a black cat/golden retriever boyfriend duo fr

[twinktor-frankenstein]

I hc that Ness does the same thing MatPat does when he's frustrated at a video game where he makes weird whining noises and climbs all over the place/hj

[pinkcdraws]

Abby knows exactly what’s going on she’s playing dumb

[hall0wedwyrm]

pspspsps securitywaiter enjoyers pspsps

I found out about this literally yesterday and I keep thinking about it... I'm kind of obsessed???? it's got that lovely silly charm to it that I enjoy

edit: yo look at this

[redd-byrd]

Remembered that Mike has a gym set in his room so I made this

Stronk

[nostevey]

Omg please some give me hc that I can draw ✍️!!

[raglansragdoll]

Securitywaiter texts - a collection

All photos were found on Pinterest and edited on Picsart.

[reddean]

I am cringe but I am free

[thisisnotkitty]

securitywaiter headcanons bc i found out about this ship an hour ago and i'm already too deep into it

-generally agreed upon but ness is DEFINITELY a conspiracy theorist. i think he was into conspiracys since he was younger, starting off with more silly ones like birds aren't real and the moon landing is fake and then getting into deeper ones with maybe a bit of a lean towards true crime. then when the local pizzeria had missing children well...

-mike takes abby to the diner for her birthday bc what can u do in a small town! they give a free slice of cake for birthdays and have the workers come around your table to sing except ness is the only one to genuinely enjoy singing it and he's also arguably got the best voice out of all the workers (or at least he does in mike's opinion)

-abby ships it. yknow how little kids are almost too observant and then proceed to say the most cryptid things?? yeah, she notices mike smiling and making more small talk with ness than with any other waiter they get and suddenly shes playing matchmaker

i'll probably have more once i let them microwave in my head a bit

[groven4]

I don't ship securitywaiter (mike x ness) but I am very tempted to write a fic where Ness tries breaking into Freddy's to gather clues for his investigative true crime podcast (or whatever the equivalent of that would be in the year 2000) and Mike catches him and it's just a silly little meet-cute with some silly little breaking and entering.

[blue-sunflower-bee]

Securitywaiter fandom!

Consider this... I NEED this Ness

With this Mike

Aka "Clumsy detective x even clumsier robber that is followed by bad luck"