#new years 2023

[queerdandelion]

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights:

(Guys, selling these would be illegal lol. All it takes is a printer and some glue, get creative 😂)

[nadjaofstatenisland]

[pinkplut0]

@complex

[morsobaby]

Dear trans people on new years: If you're not yet where you want to be, it's okay. You will be some day. If you're closer to where you want to be, congratulations, I'm so proud of you. You're seen, you still matter, and most importantly of all: you're still here. You were meant to make it through. You still matter. You can still make yourself. You go trans people

[onsunnyside]

Happy New Year Sonny 💜 Hope you have had an amazing NYE 😊

Speaking of Ari's balls, I just had this thot of Ari making you do a countdown with his big fat cock in his mouth 😂 Imagine all that sloppyness and the ball worship 🤤🤤🤤🤤

happy new year bestie and thank you so much !! hope you had loads of fun and made lovely memories 🥰🫶

oh let’s make it a lil spicy: dad’s best friend!Ari has been looking at you all night, flouncing around the house in your new year dress, passing drinks, food and being the perfect little co-host.

“Hey, sweetheart,” he grabs your arm when you pass by, his fingers cold from the bottle of beer, “your dad said he had something for me in his office?”

“Uh—oh, yeah! Something about old pictures from college? When you two played rugby?”

He smiles, gently entwining your fingers, “that’s it, you wanna bring me there before the countdown?”

And ofc you do. You lead him through the house, unknowingly swaying your hips. You talk to him in your pretty voice about how happy you are to be on break from university and Ari is so so so proud of you!

In your dad’s office, you bend over the stack of boxes to sift through the old photographs, “do you know the year of the pictures? My daddy organizes it by year.”

He takes a slow sip of his beer and locks the door. The floorboards creak as he sits in the big leather chair. “Before that, your dad tells me you’ve got a boyfriend?”

You turn around and gulp, eyes drawn to his thick thighs straining against his jeans. “He did?”

“Mhm, he’s upset that you’re growing up, he thinks you’ll get engaged this upcoming year.”

You huff, slightly embarrassed, “he’s over-exaggerating. Steve is too busy with his football career to propose but he’s—he’s a good guy, I promise!”

Ari bets he is. “You like guys who play sports?” He asks, leaning back and spreading his legs.

“Y-Yeah?”

He chuckles softly, “Bet you like being thrown around, bent and used like a doll… and you love ‘em bigger than you.” He runs a hand through his hair, “tell me, does this Steve guy know where to touch you, baby?”

Oh he does, but you can’t answer bc Ari is groping himself over his jeans, groaning under his breath. “C’mere, sweet girl, daddy needs your help.”

downstairs everyone is counting down and celebrating and cheering for the new year, but you’re on your knees in your father’s office, sucking Ari’s fat sack, and crying when he slaps his thick length on your wet cheeks.

“Does your boyfriend know you’re a sackslut?” He laughs mockingly at your muffled yes. “Oh he does? Do you suck his balls like this, baby? Choke yourself on his sack like a dummy?”

“Mhm, da-ddy.” You bubbler, saliva dribbles from your lips as you kiss up the girth, licking the beads of pre cum from the tip. “Luh it.”

Your makeup is smeared under your eyes and your lipgloss is ruined, but you’ve never looked better.

Ari rubs your head, guiding you down his cock, “if I would’ve known that, you and I could’ve done this a while ago—” his words break off into a grunt as you suckle the head, tracing the slit with your tongue, “we’ve got a lot to make up for, sweet girl, and I don’t fuckin’ care if your boyfriend finds out.”

[wonder-waffle93]

So long 2022~

Best wishes for 2023!

[whimsigothwitch]

Happy new year from The Netherlands!🎆

[hellomynameisbisexual]

Happy New Year’s let’s make next year even more bisexual 💖💜💙

[recklessfiction]

New Years Resolutions

Free yourself from your contract with the sun. The light has already filled your eyes so gouge them out. Do not let its rays spread to the rest of your body.

Break into that abandoned building on the corner of 4th and Veneration. Its been a month since the screaming started over there, every night at 9 o'clock on the dot and since then its gotten strange. Almost as if its getting...closer.

Retrieve your bones from the giant that stole them. I will warn you, since they've been taken, they have been engraved and consecrated, used by the monstrous alchemists as oracle bones. You may experience side effects once you reclaim them.

Breach containment.

Go out more. Socialize. Witness the public execution of a god, accept an invitation to masked balls sent from your shadow, join a hunt or appear, lustful and unannounced, at the wedding of a galaxy.

Travel. Visit the courts of the vile and loathly martyrs, walk the plains of the damned, or stay for an eternity in the palaces of the Reverend Queens beneath the world.

Map out the foul, stinking corpse of a living god. Its skin is hot beneath your feet as you chart your course. Its body goes on for miles in every direction and you're not sure where to start. Your compass doesn't work, but you can hear its heart beat some ways away. And it can hear yours.

Take a little time for self care. Bearing witness to all the grotesque wretchedness of the world can certainly take a toll. Be sure to find some time for yourself.

Assassinate a noble from the House of Mercy. It has not been made clear which of the contemptible zealots is to feel your knife in their back, but it would be wise of you to do your own reconnaissance. Only, do not be deceived by their whining of love and compassion. They may abhor violence, but that only makes their methods of war and torture all the more gruesome.

Find more time for writing. Take dictations from dying angels and carve their stories into your skin. Keep a journal and record each spell that has been cast at you over the next year and their effects. Keep a record of your wounds, of the conversations you have with faeries, and of where you go in your dreams. Who knows, people may like to hear about it.

[honeysunisle]

Happy New Year!! O(∩_∩)O

[ask-ranma-and-ryoga]

✨Happy New Year! ✨

[dovelyscribbles]

I know this is so late but HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! 🎇🎉✨ I look forward to making and seeing more OL content for the year 2023! 🥰

[boombams]

2023 here we go !! :’D

trying new ways to colour but it turned out kind of messy snshfhfjdjdj..

gonna be their year ٩( 'ω' )و

[chatterbox-73]

New Years 2023.

Day 4 - Chilly Nights.

Omota Uramichi x fem!Reader

This story is a smut story for the New Year, I’ll be writing more characters x reader one shots for the New Year and if you want to see a character please let me know...

I’m aware others may have different New Years celebrations and traditions, however I typically stay home with my niece and nephews… partly because I like looking after them, but mostly because I don’t drink or like going out into big/over crowded places… so I just sit and watched the New Years specials on TV and our suburb’s firework display.

You must be 18 years or older to read this...

🔞⚠️NO MINORS ALLOWED⚠️🔞

Summary: After a few drinks with your colleagues, your boyfriend comes home feeling a little inadequate.

Word count: 2.2k

CW: secret relationship, unprotected s*x, floor s*x, mention of marriage, oral (f!receiving), bruising/leaving marks, drinking, mention of drunk s*x.

“Y/n onee-san!” Called a little boy as he ran up to you and grabbed your gloved hand, you turned and smiled at the small boy instantly recognising him as one of the kids that regularly come to the show’s recordings, “oh hello ken-chan, what are you doing out this late?” You asked as you crouched down, the small boy giggled, “me and my papa are getting new years cakes” he smiled and you nodded, “ken, you shouldn’t run off like that okay” the boys father ran up to the both of you and quickly let out a sigh of relief seeing his son was with a somewhat familiar face, “well ken-chan, there’s your papa you better go with him” you stood and offered the man a smile, the boy nodded and grabbed his father’s hand, “come on now, let’s go home.” The man spoke but before being able to walk away with his son, the boy stop and reached into his pocket, only to pull out a paper ring, “I was saving it for when I saw you next, when I’m bigger let’s get married, okay” the small boy knelt down and held up the ring, you couldn’t help but chuckle before you knelt down and took your glove off your left hand before placing your hand out for the boy to slip the ring on your finger, “thank you ken-chan, I promise… but you have to get big and strong okay… and this tall” you held your hand high above your head, the boy nodded excitedly and ran to his father, asking him all these questions about being married and when he’ll get that tall. You watched the boy and his father walk off before you were interrupted by a loud noise from behind you, you turned to find your co-workers, you watched as Kumatani-kun and Uramichi-kun held up Usahara-kun as Utano-chan laughed as the men stumbled, only to have Iketeru-Kun followed them out confused at the commotion, “hey y/n-chan, what was that?” Asked Iketeru as he pointed at your ring finger and you smiled, “oh I ran into one of the little brothers and he asked me to marry him, he even gave me this super cute paper ring” your smile fell just as quickly as it formed on your face once you noticed Utano’s expression, “even you…” she sighed and grabbed your shoulders, “even your getting proposals and your not even dating… I bet men just fall out of the sky with rings in their hands to have you” she hugged you and sniffled loudly, “come on now Utano-chan, it was only a little boy… it means nothing, I’m old enough to be his Mama” you fake chucked and she only hugged you tighter.

You looked over at the guys and only received a sympathetic look, “I’ll take you home okay” you pulled away from the weeping woman and grabbed her hand, with a quick goodbye you began walking down the busy street, it didn’t take long to reach Utano’s apartment building, “why is it you won’t settle down?” She asked with a sigh as you helped her into her home, you sat her on the couch and went into the kitchen to get a glass of water, before coming back to sit on the coffee table and handed her the glass of water, you looked up at her and spoke “I wasn’t planning on telling anyone, but I have… I have settled down” you looked off to the side and smiled fondly at the thought of your boyfriend, “what… really? Who is it? How long have you…?” Utano asked as she grabbed your hand and grinned brightly, “I don’t know, I don’t think he wants me to share we’re together” you sigh and watched her face turn from a smile to a thoughtful expression, “does that mean I know him…?” She said and before she gasped, “is he one of our coworkers?” She grinned and clutched your hands tightly, you couldn’t help but smile coyly. “Alright don’t make weird and promise not to tell anyone?” you asked and the woman nodded, “I’ve been dating Uramichi-kun since I started working on the show… and we moved in together last year” you smiled and blushed, Utano tilted her head “that’s unexpected…” she smiled awkwardly and you rolled your eyes, “so you good, am I alright to leave?” You question and she nodded.

You walked into your shared apartment with Uramichi, “I’m home…” you called and received no response, you looked around and noticed he wasn’t home yet, with a sigh you went to the bathroom and took a bath before getting ready for bed, you placed the paper ring you got from Ken-chan in the small jewellery bowl next to the sink, along with your other valuables you didn’t want to get wet. You sat on the floor in the living room watching the Television as you dried your hair, you heard the door click before you looked up and saw your boyfriend slipping off his shoes, “I’m home” Uramichi called before he spotted you on the floor, “oh you’re just there… did you bathe already?” He asked and you only nodded, “is everything alright? What took you so long?” You asked and your boyfriend sigh, before he sat on the floor next to you, “Usahara-san was being stupid, he kept saying he’d asked you to marry him…” he wrapped his arms around you and rested his head on your shoulder, you chuckled, “and you were worried I’d said yes” you smiled and Uramichi stayed silent before he kissed your cheek and left for the bathroom. You continued watching the television before you were interrupted again, this time your boyfriend walk past you to the balcony for a smoke, but as soon as he opened the door you felt an ungodly chill, you let out a few sneezes before you pulled your legs up to your chest and hugged them for warmth. You watched Uramichi puff on his cigarette in only sweatpants and a singlet, it reminded you of the time you were all forced to film on a cold day at the beach, you stood up and walked over to the door before slipping on your slippers and stepping out, “it’s such a chilly night, aren’t you cold?” You asked as you grabbed his hand, it was like an ice block however Uramichi only shrugged and you rolled your eyes, you couldn’t understand why he was being so stubborn, if he was this cold why not say so, why not take you to bed and cuddle, yet here he was smoking and freezing for the sake of who knows what. “Let’s go to bed…” you tugged Uramichi’s hand and he only shook his head, you frowned “you’re being a really pain in the ass, come on… you’ll get a cold if you stay out here any longer” you grumbled and tugged him harder, “are you upset with me?” He asked and you blinked for a moment, was he being serious… “of course I am…” you place your hands on your hips “you’re not listening and coming inside, it’s freezing out here” you tried tugging his arm again, which resulted in nothing happening, “no that’s not what I meant…” he sigh and walked inside with you before turning and sliding the door shut behind him.

“What do you mean?” You asked and Uramichi’s face goes expressionless before he grabbed your shoulder and forced you to the ground as he climbed on top on you, “are you angry with me because I barely touch you and I haven’t asked you to marry me… are you going to turn into a woman like Utano-san?” He asked and you were shocked, however before you could tell him anything, he rested his face in your neck and spoke again, “or would you just leave me?” He sighed against your skin. “Of course I wouldn’t… I care for you very much, and I don’t need a ring and your family name to do that… and believe it or not but I’m not with you for your body” you shouted and you grabbed tightly onto Uramichi’s shoulders and tried to push him up, “what did those guys say to you?!” You asked as you were finally able to look him in the eye, “nothing really, just Usahara saying you’re the type of girl that deserves a fancy ring, a doting husband and a wild sex life… and the crazy thing is I agree with him” he dryly chuckled and you clicked your tongue, “look, I’m not looking to get married, sure it’d be nice but I don’t needed it or want it, especially if you don’t” you hugged him before continuing on, “a doting husband… please if I wanted someone up my ass all the time I would have someone like that… but I found you and I want you, only you” you chuckled and he smiled, “and finally, sex… I’m happy with our sex life, it’s not like I need it everyday… but it’d be nice if you could be more open about what you want out of our physical relationship” you smiled and he looked off to the side before resting his face on your shoulder again, “I’d like to do it now… I’d like to keep you warm” he spoke into your skin and grabbed your hips, you wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed his temple.

“Okay, let do it… here or on the bed?” You asked and Uramichi’s finger slipped under your shirt, “here… I don’t think I could make it to the bed” he hummed as he shifted back onto his knees and pulled your pants and underwear off, you gasped and tried to close your legs at his quick movements, only to have them forced open, “please let me have a taste” he sighed and you couldn’t stop your face going bright red, you’d never seen your boyfriend be this forward or lewd, this is only the second time he’s eaten you out, the first time was when you’d both gotten extremely drunk and did a lot of things you normally wouldn’t do. You nod and Uramichi slowly kissed down your leg, leaving a wet trail from your ankle to just next to your entrance, you moaned and bucked your hips as his fingers massage the backs of your thighs, your knees resting over his shoulder and your ankles locked together behind his head, your fingers ran through his hair as you spoke pleas of desperation, “Uramichi-kun please eat me now… I want to feel it” you cried and he chuckled before slowly licking over your entrance and clit, you gasped and raised your hips, the man continued to lick and kiss over your wet sex, you felt the man groan as his tongue wriggle it’s way inside you. Uramichi’s ragged breath sent shockwaves through your cunt before you felt him trail a finger up to your sensitive bundle of nerves, his long slender fingers rubbed over your sensitive nerves, you throw your head back and moaned out loud. Uramichi pulled back and looked down at your clothed chest before he pulled your shirt off, you laid on the floor naked as you reached a hand out and grabbed the hem of his shirt, “please take it off” you whine and watched carefully as he stripped himself of his shirt and sweatpants, Uramichi rubbed a hand over his clothes erection as he grabbed your hip, “this is such a beautiful view, looking at you gives me a feeling I’ve never felt before” he smiled softly and pulled his underwear down his hips, just enough to release his member from its confines, then lent down and grabbed your wrist.

Uramichi pulled you up onto his lap as he sat back on his feet, he held you close as he pressed his tip against your entrance before he slowly pulled you down onto him, you cling to him as you moaned loudly, his hands carefully guided your hips into a sensual rhythm, it was a steady flowing movement that got you very close to cumming almost instantly, your arms wrapped tightly around his neck as he tightened his grip on your hip, Uramichi squeezed your flesh so tight between his fingers it bruised, while he forcefully pressed his lips against yours, which you welcomed wholeheartedly. “You’re so intoxicating, how can you do this to me?” He muttered against your lips, before slipping his tongue into your mouth, not giving you a chance to answer, you suddenly landed on your back again as your boyfriend picked up the pace of his thrusts, your body became stiff and your legs shook as your eyes rolled back. “Is this good..? You like it, huh” he said as he pressed his hips hard into you and let out a shaky sigh, “I like it… it-“ Uramichi said but was cut off by a moan, “it’s so good inside you” he said through soft moans while he pulled you to his chest and stood up on shaky legs as he slowly stumbled to the bedroom while he still remained deep inside you, he laid on the bed with you on his chest and pulled the blankets over both your body, “go to sleep now” your boyfriend hummed and you looked up into his eyes, “only if you promise to hold me till the sun rises” you gave him a large doe eye look and he feels his heart flutter slightly, “okay, I promise” he sighed and you snuggled into his strong chest and he arms squeezed you ever so slightly, you slowly drifted off to sleep and hoped Uramichi wouldn’t follow too far behind you.

Day 3: Inked in Ivory - Eren Jaeger.

Day 5: Tell Me Soon - Todoroki Shoto. (Coming soon on 6/Jan/23 - I’m having quite a difficult time at work so it’s delayed my writing, and a lot of my content is being shadowed.)

New Years Kiss Masterlist (Coming soon)

[dailymeruem]

The Glasses Problem {x}

Happy New Year from Meruem, The Guard, Komugi and all of us here at Dailymeruem

[xray-vex]

2024 new years energy 🎇✨💜😌✨🎇