#nic talks

[rosmarinys]

punches myself in the face

[bitwynn]

Fun fact, real life foxes actually ear red cap mushrooms (the really fucking poisonous ones) and live. The fun side effect to it though is that, since the poison and the toxins in the mushrooms cant harm them in a way that matters, they get REALLY FUCKING HIGH.

Tighnari is a fox. Tighnari loves mushrooms.

I'll let you fill in the blanks.

[niccichao]

i headcanon that sonic is really, REALLY shy when it comes to romantic intimacy. hand holding, kissing, anything romantic directed right at him will make him a flustered mess.

and because of this, shadow - with how blunt and straightforward he is - is sonic's worst nightmare

shadow speaks his mind and does what he wants without hesitation. this includes saying the most heartfelt, sweetest things to sonic and showering the poor guy with kisses, cuddles, and anything intimate. and every single time, sonic gets flustered and becomes a stuttering mess.

[ghostlywhiskey]

because i felt cute and wanted to share 🔫

[todderwodders]

Do you think Gortash learned the posh accent from Raphael or he came out of the pussy like that and that’s why his parents don’t like him

[madness-of-void]

LOOK WHAT ARRIVED!

Words cannot express how excited I was to receive the notification that the boy arrived! And look at all this!

It all looks so amazing! 🩵🩵🩵

@little-noko, thank you so much for creating Paper Crane. He's such a precious bean and I'm thrilled to have his story added to my shelf. 😊

[solsnicks]

FUCK tumblr’s decision to opt into Ai.

Fellow artists, PLEASE turn off your third parting sharing. I believe this will be in the visibility setting of settings.

[pogcicle]

Rating the JRWI crew by how well i think they'd throw shoes, specifically slippers, specifically tsinelas

Condifiction: 6 / 10. I know Jay Ferin Don't Fucken Miss but Condi is just a guy. Lowercase g guy. He does put in good effort tho and i really appreciate that, which is why he isnt a 5 or lower. Condifiction, always lookin out for the lil guy

Bizly: 0 / 10. I say this because i feel like he wont throw the tsinelas but will still use it as some kind of weapon i. e. The fucking "fog machine". Jesus christ Bizly. He isn't throwing it tho so he gets a zero

Grizzly: 7.5 / 10. I feel like he'd be similar to Condi in the sense that hes also just a guy but the difference between them is that grizzly is a captial G Guy. Oh my god i didnt even think about the whole "Big G" thing while i was thinking abt this-- this shit fits so well-- but yeah back to the thing. He gets a 7.5 since he's a Guy, captial G Guy, and also i feel like he'd make it super dramatic. Like make a whole Dragon Ball Z power up scene before he eventually throws it. He isn't that goodd at throwing tho but i do like the flashyness

Slimecicle: either -1000 or 1000 / 10. Oh boy. Oh god. Oh lord. This man puts the words "gamer" and "buff" together and makes them fit. Literally the only reason why its either a negative or a positive is if he actually throws it correctly. Because i know if he does throw it correctly, that tsinelas will be a Nuclear Bomb. But if he does it incorrectly, it'll be the funniest fucking thing you will ever fucking see. The only reason why its a toss up is because i cant determine if he can actually throw a tsinelas

[leequadd-talks]

Alex content when?

Hands and knees on the floor and I'll consider it

[orion-sbelt]

my mom is out of town for 6 days 😌 she’s going to go help my brother and sister-in-law move into their new house.

so that means my sister and i are going to PARTY (we’re going to marathon the hunger games movies). and we’ll have plenty of time to vent and honestly, just vibe. ☺️

[atlasishere]

I'm catching up on season 2 of dndads and I've been reminded of how casually and naturally queer it is. Like none of the characters really have to come out and no one bats an eye at polycules. I just think it's really cool and it makes me hope that things will be like this in the future

[rosmarinys]

BECOMING YOUR MONSTER -

ylfa snorgelsson and the big bad wolf in d20: neverafter

[bitwynn]

I feel like in SAGAU, the SECOND you put Kaveh in your teapot-- sorry bud, youre gonna be a teapot main now AHAHAHAH

And if you get transported to genshin with your phone?? You bET your ass hes gonna be comparing his builds to the likes of Tanje-kun, Taketsubo, Regot, etc.

Mans probably gonna end up so disappointed when he gets back to building outside the teapot. Whaddya mean you cant glitch buildings to be in the air so you have a floating city?? Whaddya mean i cant just control the weather to be stuck in perpetual sunset so that the aesthetics of the building will be perfect?? Lmaooooo

Or he might actually see it as a bit of a challenge lol-- try to find a way to make his teapot creations a reality AHAHA

[niccichao]

sometimes i think about sonic canonically loving to read and i like to headcanon that maria read to shadow to help him sleep

so when sonic and shadow just can’t seem to sleep, they would cuddle in bed while sonic reads to shadow and shadow listens until he falls asleep

[ghostlywhiskey]

i honestly think being degraded in bed while the summoning by sleep token plays would cure 90% of my problems

but anyway hope everyone is having a great morning/night

[todderwodders]

Been sitting here thinking about post act 3 events and how most of the initial 'meeting for a second time' era stuff is largely set in the underdark, in a drow lady's court. Anyhow free floating ideas include:

- Faline disguising herself as a drow musician and Gortash feeling, not for the first time but definitely most pointedly, Bane's lack of power when he doesn't recognize her (for the first second third fourth or fifth meeting).

- Gond appearing to Gortash as basically a cooler, younger, more successful mirror self - essentially taunting him over his bad choice in godly patron. Gond is calling himself Bob the builder the way he can fix this man (by emotional manipulation).

- Gortash and Faline's weird divorce era where they're absolutely fucking and co parenting and sleeping in the same bed some nights but also not together they're super duper not together (they both genuinely believe this).