#nim.txt

[nimarts]

This is my favorite set of Dunmeshi panels I think. The way Izutsumi curls her tail around Laois a little bit, and how she hides behind him making it look like he has kitty ears. Cute character moment, very cute visuals. 10/10

[nimikyu]

in the fight capochin has with razzma, I can’t stop thinking about how he tells her she’s going to forever live in the shadow of an evil tyrant. girl this is so embarrassing for u

[badbuge]

gay as hell to be a vampire. what do you need those pointy teeth for, huh? to suck other men?

[tepidblue]

nominative determinism is an extremely funny concept that i will now choose to believe in. like andrew hussie (creator of homestuck) is a kookmin (ship btwn two members of bts) truther. oomf just said it on the tl & i was like, ykw? i’m going with it. and then oomf shared receipts & i chuckle like a little demon because it is just so silly. like u created a biblical length tome & now ur scurrying arnd in the dirt like the rest of us & people had a melt over the gcf in tokyo (seminal kookmin artefact)

oh yeah the nominative determinism thing. this should be a separate post but boo. so i have a dutch friend who tells me about dutch things. dutch told me about farmers with tractors blockading the highways because the government wanted to phase out meat production subsidies and switch to more environmentally sustainable agriculture. dutch told me about the bizarre education system that feels more like dante’s inferno—six different levels and if you’re not in lock-step with dutchness, you do get penalised. do not ask me to repeat it because i do not know how to write the different levels and i will get sad for refugee families who don’t know how to cow teachers into letting their kids be in a higher academic level. i am not dutch and therefore not familiar with spellings. dutch has told me things about the political system that look very charming to me from my perch. the party with the nazi joke chatroom leak was rank though. the dutch government has made some nice anti-dog mill laws. if it is not clear that i am not dutch then i am opaque.

all of this to say, i was aware of the netherlands before f1 (march 2023). oh!!!! i also know the dutch word for like, sex things & i had a riot of a time repeating them a lot. i really get why people learn those terms first when acquiring a new language via osmosis! me too!! except they kept their mouth scrupulously clean so now i can’t even swear outside of, gestures, this language.

okay nominative determinism. it’s this thing where your name suits you to, like, a freakish degree in a major aspect of your life. max’s name is so perfect for him. he is max. to the nth degree. maximilian. maxy max. he’s pushing maximum. he’s been flat out from day one.

now let’s go dutch. basically verstappen (ver-shtah-pHEn) (dutch emphasized the double p & i’ve done a poor approximation of the sound. i am so charmed by it. dutch also says monaco askew but i cannot pin it down. i would probably be less charmed had i been, in some way or another, been colonised by the dutch but here we are.)

i saw a girl who had impeccable pink pantheress vibes. i do need to tell her next when i see her. this isn’t related. neither is the next thing i’m going to say: i really like the moon. but it is not very tangible through my phone camera so i have to look above every night and i miss when i was younger and it followed me through the window as we went home. i can’t remember when the small details came and went until it was something alien altogether but the moon still remained. i like the moon even if my horoscope makes me out to be someone fascinated with the taboo and terrible. i am, but in a distant fashion. not that i think i’m better for the distance or not in the midst of it but in the way of this isn’t my thing but i do think it is interesting and while i thoroughly enjoy learning about it, i do not think i’d enjoy participating in it. whatever the taboo is. there are taboos i’d balk at, certainly.

verstappen essentially means misstep in dutch and i took ages to get here but i do think jos should be banned from the paddock ❤️ & honestly verstappen suits max very well but also kumpen would’ve been textually grittier & added more whimsy to his first impression. more spring to the consonants. but jos exemplifies the missteps of the surname handed down to him by his forefathers. i hope he calcifies and becomes less than rot; that jos.

[stevonnie]

I NEED Detective Grimoire: The Mermaid Mask to come out... #starving

[burnishfury]

didn’t realize how spoiled I was to watch promare with my fellow el gee bee teas. I just watched with some straight friends and had to explain the kiss scene being gay like I was defending a thesis

[kkulvoid]

ok so correct me if im wrong, but chroma conclave season 2 of vox machina implies we may be getting some or all of the following in some form

some kinda slayers take content?

vestiges of divergence?!!!

TOMB AND RAVEN QUEEN AND PERCAHLIA?!

vexs broom!!!

craven edge!!!! (percy intimidation scene? please?)

speaking of - percy magic initiate?

kaylie?!

umbrasyl?!

rakshasa?!

FEYWILD?!

THIRD HOUSE OF WHITESTONE?

LIFE NEEDS THINGS TO LIVE?

Garmelie

Saundor????

SAUNDOR AND THE PERCAHLIA LINE????

j'mon?!

SPICE IN MARQUET?

ripley and percy and percahlia????

city of brass?!

assorted chroma conclave content

now thats a lot of stuff that happened in that arc hopefully they make the season longer? because chroma conclave arc was like 3x the length of briarwoods arc?

[kkulvoid]

LL but lower case - as short for last life - was the intention

I swear

hey, so I made a comprehensive google doc classifying all the men in the dream smp as Tumblr Sexymen or not. you should check it out for memes because it has destroyed my life.

here's a sample of what it looks like (click for quality):

so yeah go look at it it's cursed <3

[stevonnie-archive-2]

In case you haven't noticed, I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here

[nimarts]

Bro some PMD epilogue shit is about to happen to all of us

[nimarts]

[badbuge]

Okay I hope you don’t mind me hopping on this post because I am having some THOUGHTS. A minor personal epiphany if you will.

So the act of love episode lives in my mind rent free, like especially that kiss scene for obvious reasons. (I’m gay. must I say more) It’s a wonderful moment in the podcast for so many reasons but something that always ALWAYS gets me is when they realize charlie is serious about the kiss on the mouth- and in lieu of everyone’s shock charlie justifies the action as the most natural progression of events. Condi disagrees that it isn’t the natural progression, which has never sat quite right with me because I agree with charlie on this one. Like, of course gillion would ramp up the act of love- hugging wasn’t enough, and jay was drowning and the way he was trying to save her was to pass the room’s trial, so ramping up the efforts makes sense! You could absolutely argue that maybe he should have pulled jay out of the water instead, which is fair enough but also consider: people don’t act rationally under pressure with a time limit. Or, at least, rationality gets put under a warped lens in those situations. I definitely feel like that kiss was more an act of necessity than one of romance, with a sprinkling of the not having stereotypical boundaries that op mentioned. There is just something in the earnestness of that kiss that just gets me, and I’m not sure if it’s in a neurodivergent way or an ace way or both but it is just!! aughghh so beautiful 🥺👌

Gillion is so aroace coded and I’m not sure to what extent Charlie is doing on purpose because yeah gil is canonically ace but there’s just stuff that’s like How Do You Know That

There’s something that Charlie gets right about how gillion is quick to form intense emotional bonds that everyone automatically interprets as romantic despite the clear obliviousness of gil’s behavior. Charlie gets something right in the way that gillion picks up on innuendoes and doesn’t fully understand them but they make him uncomfortable. There’s something Charlie gets right in the fact that gillion just assumed that the methodical next step for an act of love after hugging was a kiss. Charlie gets something right in the way that gil doesn’t have stereotypical emotional boundaries that stands between friends and romantic partners

Perhaps i am Projecting too hard but like !!! it’s all there !!!

[nimarts]

Eddie is ten years old today!!!! Everyone say happy birthday to my best buddy :)

[nimarts]

Root canal tomorrow. Wish me luck gang 👍🏼

[nimarts]

Today I went to a 420-themed T4T marriage anniversary party so my Easter was awesome

[nimarts]

Transfems you are literally ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVING OF LOVE!!!!!!!!! 💜🏳️‍⚧️💫