#no garlic butter for me

[sir-cookieton]

I learnt today I cannot eat garlic butter

[fisherrprince]

I’d like to thank the government for this banger focaccia I’m making

[faerunsfinestmisfits]

Astarion on the outside: Ah ha! I am so masterfully seductive and deceptive, and I love sex, and I hate people, I loathe niceness, let's kill something!

Astarion on the inside: I'm only this way because of Cazador, I do this because of Cazador, I'm only alive because of Cazador, I can't let Cazador find me, I have to find a way to beat Cazador...

Me squishing his cheeks together: LET. HIM. GO.

[sarah-yyy]

indian food absolutely did not have to go so hard but boy am i glad

[malwarewolf404]

Social-driven Forebrain: LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY, THERE IS A FOUR QUART CONTAINER OF GARLIC BUTTER IN FRONT OF YOU. YOU JUST MADE IT. YOU ARE GOING TO SEE IT AND WONDER IF IT TASTES LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO EAT ANY OF IT!

Food-driven Hindbrain: 0=0 OKAY

Tool-focused Midbrain: Right, if we were gonna eat something like that, it’d probably be better to use the spatula. That way we could try a bit without contaminating anything :)

Food-driven Hindbrain: o0o I DIDN’T KNOW I COULD DO THAT

Social-driven Forebrain: NO YOU CAN’T THAT’S BAD SOMEONE COULD SEE AND FIRE US FOR BEING NASTY

Tool-driven Midbrain: But we won’t be being nasty, right?

Social-driven Forebrain:

Food-driven Hindbrain: IMMA DO IT :D

Social-driven Forebrain: NO UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES

Tool-driven Midbrain: Go ahead buddy!

Food-driven Hindbrain: :|]===

Tool-driven Midbrain: :D

Social-driven Forebrain:

Food-driven Hindbrain: D: UGGHHHHHH I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS ICE CREAM

Tool-driven Midbrain: D:

Social-Driven Forebrain: I warned you

Food-driven Hindbrain: I’M DYING OF SALT SHOCK

[miodiodavinci]

what reading dungeon meshi will do to a man

[amethystsoda]

one core memory I have from childhood is making the lasagna hamburger helper a lot bc my mom actually bought the boxes so us kids could learn how to cook stuff (and it was fairly inexpensive and tasted pretty good!)

I just grabbed some boxes tonight and it feels like a bittersweet memory—one of the early forms of cooking I can remember, but also the symbol of a parent who refused to cook because she thought “everyone criticized her cooking so she just gave up.”

[odinsblog]

Lmao. i could have just successfully completed thee most demanding series of tasks at work, saved a bunch of babies + nuns from a burning building on my lunch break, fixed a longtime family relationship that was irretrievably broken, and not missed a single run or swim all week long

but when i get home and wanna cook something i been thinking about all day long, and find im completely out of some basic ass ingredients …. i feel like a complete failure at being an adult

[sirenemale]

Getting away from abusive parents will make you say shit like I'm really into food now, I think food is so good

[serethereal]

it gets more and more silly to be a picky eater the older i get but. i can’t help that i hate so many foods i’m sorry…

[one-time-i-jumped-off-a-cliff]

day one in canada. 6/10 stars. i cried a lot. the snow was pretty bad. plus one point for being on an airplane and having hella good italian restaurants.

[bonefall]

How does windclan deal with the lack of fat that rabbits have? Is that lack of fat not as big of a deal for the cats, or do they have something to supplement their diet?

Surprisingly it would be a pretty big deal; cats need a significant amount of fat in their diets as obligate carnivores.

Thankfully though rabbits DO have some fat in them... but they would need to supplement their diets with the 40% that isn't rabbit since they are so lean. Surprisingly; insects and eggs would do it.

It's kinda funny to think that insects are kind of like "WindClan's Vegetables," especially since I feel like Mudclaw HATES them but Torear loves them. Mama Ryestalk trying to get Mudkit to eat his grasshoppers and he keeps sneaking them over to his bro.

Torear then raising Kestrelpaw and Harepaw, making sure to fry up mashed worms and egg ("Grubcakes") in flax oil for breakfast to entice them into eating their bugs.

[the-things-i-put-in-my-mouth]

Leek and butter bean hot pot, mustard sauce, peas…..

[hellyeahsickaf]

Not to keep reminiscing about when I was more abled but man what I'd give to be thinly slicing garlic, onion, tomatoes, throw them in a pot with ghee on medium-high until the onions are translucent and yellowed but not caramelized, and chop some carrots, cauliflower, potatoes, mushrooms, throw them in with some peas and corn and let those cook, mince a green chili pepper, cilantro, and ginger and lime zest, add bit of tomato sauce, then about 4 cups of stock and simmer it on low adding lime juice, a couple of prunes (trust me on this), seasoning it with cumin, cardamom, salt, cinnamon, clove, turmeric, curry powder (most of these spices are in curry powder it's more of a ratio thing), and peppercorn, and then let that bitch simmer for an hour or two until I have curry and throw some naan in a pan with butter, maybe pan fry some okra and make a side of chana masala or dal. No pre packaged meal beats that yknow?

[thanatoseyes]

Hey have you ever like totally not known how to make a sauce and didnt look up a recipe so your own hubris takes over and now you've got a weird looking thing.

[xpennytrickx]

was going through petes qnas and after about the third instance of him comparing patrick to a baby or something soft and innocent my vision started going out seriously what is wrong with him

he's weird for it.