#noising

[iapislazuli]

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[naggingatlas]

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[pyxiscowboy]

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

[rhinco]

tragedy that i haven't seen anyone post this clip from the latest make some noise

[fallinel]

episode 1:

episode 30:

[ratective]

credit

[makesomenoise]

EVERY SINGLE TIME PETE HOLMES ROASTED THE HELL OUT OF @samreich ON THE LATEST MAKE SOME NOISE

(watch the rest of the ep here)

[mistbornthief]

in fucking tears rn

[numetaljackdog]

tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[hawkpartys]

my "i don't need a rabies shot because i eat the vaxx-laced meatballs that fish & wildlife leaves out for the coyotes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[shelandsorcery]

I am mad about cellphone cameras hiding the processing they do, and I am glad about software that lets me control it and opt in and out, and I dictated this rant on insta so I am resharing the images here and will attempt to turn this into a useful text post on my blog in future, when my hand is working better 🤘👍

[sanguivorouscorvid]

duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

[adaines-furious-fan]

We should use this image whenever we see poor reading comprehension on a post

[kittyoverlord]

"And if all we have is tonight, I've got a bag of coke in my jacket."

"And I've got poppers in mine."