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wildflowercryptid · 2 years

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i know people who marry shane get pegged with having a "i can fix him" mentality when romancing him, but let's be real... that really should apply to sam lovers instead, considering all the military kid deprogramming you'd have to go through with him.

#nooo don't be xenophobic your so sexy aha 😜#seriously though it would've been more interesting if sam was more of a begrudging military brat #like he ends up being more disillusioned with the military bc he sees how it effects his family #and therefore seeks out a profession that'd promise a more hopeful free future #it'd make sense (i say this as a technical military brat that is VERY disillusioned w/ the military.)#i also say all of this as someone who married sam and adores his goofy ass #but i can fix him... with my rewrite headcanons #i also love shane but it's more in a ''i deeply relate to his struggles & desperately want to see him happy bc of that'' way #stardew valley #sdv shane #sdv sam #mj.txt

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