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Sometimes, I like to imagine self-aware Tim Drake with a darling that matches his freak. Self-aware Tim has a body pillow of Darling, Darling has a literal shrine dedicated to Tim out in the open for anyone to see. And it gets so much worse if Tim manages get Darling in his world.

Batfam:* Existing*

Darling and Tim:*trying to out freak each other*

Batfam:".... wtf"

If somebody gonna match his freak it'd better be his darling.

You and him have body pillows of eachother and the rest of the Batfam is just like "???"

They can't separate you two. Tim would stitch you two together if he felt the need to. You'd let him! All they can do is try to get you two to go to couple's therapy.

Only―you have now been blacklisted from every counselor, therapist, and psychiatrist in the area because you've traumatized them all.

Couples date: See how long it takes to make the villian uncomfortable.

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You intrigued me with that stepcest Eli bit with child darling, If it's not to much could I ask your opinion on Stepcest with solid snake too? I just know a certain man with prosthetics arm and leg (kazuhira) , A renowned special forces operative and mercenary commander with eye patch (Big Boss) along with Russian Cowboy(ocelot) will hate it like a lot

cw: stepcest

It depends considering David was in and out of foster homes his entire childhood iirc. We'll change canon a bit though and say he ended up in the evil polycule's hands.

Solid has actual feelings for his step-sibling, unlike Liquid who does have some feelings but is really doing it more out of spite for his father(s). Solid hasn't had many, or any, stable emotional connections. All he knows is that liking his step-sibling is wrong because he has been told it's wrong.

You're growing up together! He's abusing your trust by leering at you like the horny teenage boy he is. He just wants to hide his feelings. However, the evil polycule can still tell he has some.

John is unironically the least opposed to the thought. He prefers Liquid to some extent, yes, but now he has something else he can use to exploit Solid. He can taunt his own child and make him earn your love, while telling him what a disgusting waste of life he is for having romantic feelings for his step-sibling.

Venom's innate reaction is no. He has great distaste for Eli's actions. The same standard applies to David. However, he'll always defer to John's judgment. He does do his best to try and bring up possible problems. It creates a messy social structure. You are theirs. Let David get too bold and he may put bad ideas in your head. He'll encourage a rebellious streak. He still does his best to keep David away from you. He'll pick him up and carry him away kicking and whining.

Kazuhira is cautious. He trusts BB's judgment, but that's their baby. He has to protect them, right? He thinks David has to earn it as well. His reasons aren't as manipulative as John's. He doesn't see you as some bargaining or inspirational tool. He sees you as your own person. You need to be safe. That's what being a parent is about. As long as BB doesn't put you in mortal danger Kazuhira will swallow his dissenting opinions.

Ocelot is the most opposed. The last thing you need is David following you around like a lovesick puppy. Is he being a bit hypocritical considering he stalked the dude who was trained by his mother? Perhaps. He's just possessive over his child. Neither Eli or David is good enough for you. David is the less repulsive of the two options, unfortunately.

He isn't quiet about his distaste but will shut up if John threatens to reprimand him.

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how would the evil polycule react to their darling reciprocating their feelings (albeit… less evilly). like yeah sure that’s your c.o. but the attention is nice. cue the most awkward half hearted attempt at flirting motherbase has ever seen. getting too flustered and then debating jumping out into the ocean. bc if i’m dealing with war trauma + my own ptsd and my boss is nice/hitting on me i’m done for. they don’t even have to try and stockholm me i’m already codependent. i’m the weak link lmao sorryyy. also thank you for feeding us my liege. can i be 🫀 anon if it is not taken? :3

Yandere evil polycule with a darling that reciprocates? Woah. Surely, they must all be in a collective coma-like state where their deepest desires materialize.

You're welcome. I do my best to feed my hungry readers.

Darling getting Stockholm Syndrome is expected. You're already in a cult-like private military complex. Now you're getting positive attention from the leaders―gods―of Mother Base.

There are always power imbalances. Why are these so important? You're committed to your job so it isn't like you're going anywhere.

But are they actually interested? Is your mind just playing tricks on you? Who are you to assume such things? Almost all the soldiers have a crush on at least one of the commanders.

You purposefully brush your hand over theirs while giving them something. You nervously compliment them, dying on the inside. You offer your help to them whenever they need volunteers. Sometimes you even go as far as to insinuate something inappropriate.

"I've been helping you so much. Are you sure there isn't anything else that you need help with? Perhaps when I'm off my shift?"

You truly are dedicated. They love it. They crave it. They need it.

They use your trauma to bring you closer to them. They have access to all your records. It isn't hard to get a codependent thing like you to latch onto whatever affection they give you.

It's only a matter until you end up at their mercy permanently.

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you won't see me clutching any rosary beads.

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

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Okay so I personally headcannon Kaz as trans and because he’s so motherly if anyone was a platonic Darlings parent it would be him! And maybe Ocelots because let’s be real he’s around more than the other two.

Trans Kaz for the win 🏳️‍⚧️

I can both see Kaz as trans and cis. I do headcanon Ocelot as a genderfluid queen. They can do both, all, none.

Platonic yanderes Kaz and Ocelot being the best but most fucked-up mothers. 🥰

I feel like Kaz doesn't really care if he's called mother or father. Ocelot doesn't mind either, but he prefers to be called mother in private just because getting called it in public embarrasses them.

Platonic yandere Kaz scooping his darling up whenever he senses danger coming. Both him and Ocelot have that sixth sense, but Kaz is more fretful. He'll get frustrated if darling asks questions. He shushes them and says he'll explain later. He tells them he'll make their favorite dish if they come with him without a fuss.

Platonic yandere Ocelot always comes in and takes care of what the threat is. Kaz is the protector. Ocelot combats the aggressor (or dangerous situation). He covers Kaz's six as Kaz takes point. Don't play with this mama. You fuck up her baby or partner(s), she fucks you up.

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THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY REQ!!! 💓💕💓💝

oh man theyre so in character im in love with your writing kkrrrk krkkk i love rvb,,, even more excited to finally check out Crash and read all your works heehee 😋

dont have a request for now, just wanted to express mi luv 😙

— 💌 anon (any prns)

my reaction: ^^

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Thank you, 💌 !! :3

You should definitely watch CRASH. (and read my works, tehe.) The first episode is a little slow but the rest are really well paced. The characters all seem real. The voice acting is pretty impressive tbh. The SUBTITLES! I'm in love. Accessibility features >>> But they're also color coded to the character's armor, and besides minor errors that happen in all subtitles, completely accurate. The character models and graphics are very nice.

IDC what ANYONE says. SAMMIE, the dumb AI, is one of my favorite characters.

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evil polycule but ocelot is darling. not too sure if this has been sent before.

cw: abelism against kaz

john doesnt take kindly to having to share ocelot with v and kaz, after all ocelot “isnt fit enough to divide his attention among them” according to john. kaz doesnt seem to mind sharing ocelot, he is often seen as weaker by v and john.

ocelot likes kaz, much more than v and john. (this is a theme with my asks.) v is considered the possessive kind, john the easily jealous kind. they compete for ocelots attention when the other isnt around, though ocelot doesnt notice them much.

ocelots attention is often on kaz. john starts subtly insulting kaz infront of him, trying to break him down inch by inch. john calls him weak, and mocks his missing two limbs. anytime kaz threatens john with going to v or ocelot, john only makes kaz feel worse. “why would they believe somebody like you?” that kind of insult.

even if ocelot caught wind of it, he wouldnt be able to do anything. sure its a 2(1)v2, v and john are arguably stronger than ocelot due to their exceeded amount of military training. a false hope that john would stop mocking kaz.

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We've had Venom as the darling before but not Ocelot. The Russian genderfluid twink is finally getting the obsessive attention he hungers for.

But it's at the expense of having an semblance of a healthy relationship.

John definitely uses Venom to get to Ocelot, because V will do pretty much anything John asks. I can see Ocelot putting up a strong front but internally being shook. Part of him thrives off the attention he gets from both John and V.

He knew John first. He fell for him first. He became obsessed with him. Those feelings waned as their relationship became strained. He fell for V, but Kaz is really where his home is.

The only time I can see John and V letting Kaz willingly spend time with Ocelot is if they're watching the pair. John will make crude comments. If Kaz shows any physical affection to Ocelot John will shove him off and show him how a "real man" does it.

Venom spends more time with Kaz and is somewhat nice to him, but also pretty abusive because he's mimicking John's behavior.

John and V love hate-fucking Kaz and making him look like an absolute embarrassment, in their eyes anyway. Then they'll make Ocelot see what happened to his pristine lover, before John orders Kaz to go do something, not even giving him a second to clean himself up.

If Ocelot tries to threaten them with the silent treatment they'll threaten to take more limbs off of Kaz. They want to do anything to make Kaz "less human/less of a man" (in their eyes) so Ocelot's attraction to him will diminish.

Star-crossed lovers? Incorrect buzzer sound. Doomed victims.

Does Kaz have any tricks up his sleeve? Perhaps. ;) He isn't an entirely hapless victim.

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Imagine Self-aware ASOIAF characters and Reader having toys or figures of the characters? Just imagine Reader holding a figure of Helaena and starting cooing at her and holding her gently.

Reader: My baby, you deserve to be loved. I will protect you! *Keeps holding figure Helaena*

Reader seeing plushie looking like Maegor: I hate you, but you’re soft. *Hugs plushie and its head against their chest.*

But Reader would keep plushie dragons and sleep with them.

Yandere Self-Aware ASOIAF characters who can feel the phantom touches of their darling through the doll. Their confused at first. Shudders run down their body. They hear faint whispers of a voice that is foreign to everything they know. Eventually when they grow to understand their self-awareness they can't help but desire those feelings.

Well, most of them―getting dropped or scolded dampens their spirits.

They end up arguing with each other over how to deal with the situation. Some are madly jealous because they only get the whispers or the touches, not both, or none at all.

When a Targaryen is born, the gods toss a coin and the entire world holds its breath, they say, but soon enough none of that will matter: all of them will descend into madness if not soothed by the presence of their reluctantly shared lover.

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🌆 anon her with an idea I had for CRASH :)

Reader who promised Duke a kiss if he got sober thinking he wouldn't remember and that he'd at least stop drinking for a while, only to be pulled into a storage closet a week later by a now sober Duke.

That's so Duke.

cw(s): alcoholism, reading guilt tripping themself, dubcon kissing

" Sobriety for Kisses " ft. Yandere Duke

He heard that and his ears perked up under his helmet. He almost thought he was dreaming. You actually care about him? You want him to get better? You have the urge to love him?

That's how he sees it.

He probably switches to drinks with low alcoholic content. He can't just go cold turkey. But even low levels of ABV is quite a slash in his usual heavy drinking. With each sip he imagines it's his darling's lips instead. Besides, you'll never be able to tell he's only drinking a little alcohol. Cut his drinking by half and he'll seem sober.

His intensity of flirting does increase quite a bit. He has a clearer head, but his needs increase. He's struggling not to get his fix so he ends up putting that energy towards his darling. Is obsessing over someone so badly you'd be willing to kill for them more healthy than alcoholism? The jury is still out on that one.

After a week his patience has already worn thin. He's sober enough. He's making progress. Everyone can tell. They are just unaware of the reason. Your promise also slipped your mind. You just assumed for whatever reason Duke was trying really hard to get sober.

He pulls you into that old room filled with junk that Peanut and Izzy found. He demands a kiss. Okay, it's more of him being nervous and excited. You don't really have a choice to not kiss him. Then you'd be the asshole. Right? You did promise. If you don't then he'll get worse again. You do find him attractive. He's just so pushy about it. He's so eager. He wants more than one kiss. He wants to make out with you.

...

He doesn't want to let you go.

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.🌿 Tighnari Moodboard .🌿

જ⁀➴ ⌞ Which Tighnari are you? 1-9 ⌝

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This is me trying to follow vague instructions.

I lobe Caboose. :)

“Say the words, please”

“The words please ^_^”

“What.”

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ᨒ↟ 𖠰 Heron Moodboard ᨒ↟ 𖠰

જ⁀➴ ⭑ ♘ Which Heron are you? 1-9 ⭑ ♘ .ᐟ

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blog update .ᐟ (general housekeeping)

✉️ open letter: ⁀➷ [ y / n ]

You can check Requests and Rules to see how many asks I have and how many I have on queue. I will do my best to regularly update it.

I am trying to work out a date where I can open requests for a little while, shut them, and then work through those before I open them again. It'll probably be similar to how @/yanderes-galore does it.

I am continuing to cross post my works from here onto ao3 ― it is incredibly time consuming. more than you would think.

{tbd} - this work has not been fully checked yet. mind that their could be triggering content I have not labeled yet. Although, for most works if it's something big I'll already have a warning on it. {tbrp} - work has been checked on Tumblr. it just needs to be reposted onto ao3. [ _ ] - this spacing, if you see it on any of my masterlists, is just a personal marker so I know what I've already reposted onto ao3.

why am I reposting everything onto ao3?

-to have a backup of everything I've made-

‼️(Some) Current work-in-progresses ‼️

The Unholy Trinity playlist

⁀➷ dissecting

☆ 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝙳𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚗 𝙳𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚗, 𝙲𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝙷𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚊 𝚋𝚢 𝙴𝚊𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚜

.ᐟ may or may not ask for recommendations for the playlist afterwards

Petnames for darling ft. Raikov, Solid Snake, Strangelove, The Boss, and Vamp

OC lore

Yandere Flood John-117

Platonic Yandere James Randal vs Romantic Yandere Hank Cliff

Yandere CRASH & RvB w/ Spartan darling

Yes, lots of things in my wip. I am your average writer with way too many projects going on at once.

Have a wonderful day to whoever is reading this. You're seen. I hope at least one thing on this account can make your day a little better. :)

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James Randal in RvB or CRASH would go crazy hard.

-CRASH-

James would be such a fucking menace because he'd (accidentally?) encourage Duke and blow so many things up.

"Whaaaaaaatttttttttt? You're only taking that little explosives with you? You should always carry extra incase something goes wrong!"

James then proceeds to somehow fuck up every mission yet makes sure they are successful. The team needs that. And for some reason this untrained, very old man can help them with that.

I can see him being called Papa James or Pops Senior.

Pops absolutely despises and loves James. How is he supposed to command an 82yr old man who showed up out of the blue and just joined their team? Command has no idea where the fuck he came from- but he won't leave! And isn't abandoning an old man in "dangerous" territory senior abuse?

He probably tries to put a tracker on James so he can keep track of wherever he is going. The last thing he needs is another JR incident. (James Randal incident ― aka anytime he manages to fuck up n' fix things.) Well, they are a FIXER Team. Maybe he can stay.

And at least James keeps Peanut (sort of) on task!

And Crash is incredibly annoyed by James. But then again, when isn't he annoyed?

Don't get him started on SAMMIE. He thought he was only into houses. Apparently his interest expands to modified Heavy Machine Guns.

"Hey, beautiful. You come here often?" James asks as he wiggles his eyebrows seductively.

Yeah... James has been banned from being alone with any heavy machinery. There's a 110% chance he'll either fuck it or fuck with it. Izzy feels a headache coming on anytime James Randal enters a room.

-RvB (Blood Gulch Chronicles)-

Oh, gods. They're suspicious that he might be an alien at first. Or be some sort of puppet for something bad.

An old man wandering around Blood Gulch looking for the local burger joint? That's... something none of them have ever seen before.

And he's carrying a minigun! Don't worry. He told Caboose it was just a prop.

James Randal is the type of mother fucker to just switch sides whenever he feels like it. They just kind of let him go freely, like a stray cat. He refuses to wear armor because it feels too itchy. He's gotta be free!

And I mean... he's useful. He uses his landscaping abilities to make the dirt and rocks look- even better somehow?

Also, you still can't let this man near any military equipment. Someone is going to end up dead and he'll just say "oopsie!"

He definitely flirted with Donut because of the pink light red armor.

"I already told you Mr. Randal, I'm not a girl!"

"That armor tells me otherwise, sweetheart. Give daddy Randal a kiss on the cheek."

Grif and Simmons are laughing their asses off in the corner. Sarge has to break it up.

Tucker and James definitely get into some shenanigans. Mostly because James is like "what a kind young man. I was even more of a sexual deviant when I was his age."

Caboose and James are besties. They match each other's energy.

James is so ready to help Caboose with his journey on making Church his bff. James is so ready to help the private with his training. He'll even help teach him how to drive Shelia! Does James know how to drive a tank and properly instruct someone on such? Uh, he already taught road safety and self defense. Close enough―!

Caboose just sees James as a nice old man and a really good friend. He likes to give James big hugs. During the time when James becomes tiny because he got stuck in a dryer Caboose stands up for him. He does all he can do to help James adjust to his new life!

10/10 James Randal experience. Somehow ends up with both of the flags and is using them as blankets for his camping experience out in the Gulch.

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hi I feel like I’m bombarding you with asks but the metal gear fixation is so strong I can’t help it 😭😭 I am so sorry if I’m bothering you lmao

Could you do some headcanons for the polycule with a darling that loves music?? She’s always listening to music and humming while walking around base, singing and dancing when (she thinks) she’s in private, and making mixtapes for people she likes? And if it’s not too much trouble could you include Quiet? thank you so much <3

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Metal Gear fixation for the win !!

I understand. Fixations fixate.

yandere evil polycule + silent protector w/ a darling who likes music

" Yan. PW Big Boss "

He thinks it's slightly silly. Your interest in music makes him feel nostalgic, even though he's never had much of an interest in the arts. It's something that makes you unique, at least to him. He may end up picking up a turntable to listen to some vinyls because of you.

He ends up adopting your habit of humming. It's quite soothing to him. It helps him focus while he's working. It makes him feel a little less alone.

He may put aside just a small portion of the MSF budget for 'the advancement of moral' (music).

" Yan. PW Kaz "

It's a match made in heaven.

He'll do his best to imitate the tune. He'll pull you away from your duties and try to coax you into singing for him. He dances and tries to teach you a few moves, while trying to keep his flirting on the dl. He doesn't want to get in another fist fight with BB because he's been spending too much time with you.

He'll urge to not to sing in front of others. It's a luxury. He wants to be one of the few who gets to hear you. His more logical reason for saying that is because it makes you a bigger target. If you sing by yourself, then surely your lips wouldn't mind slipping a few secrets to those you don't know well. You'll look weak. You'll look untrustworthy.

Maybe that's just his paranoia. But he can't threaten everyone you come across and keep up his charming personality at the same time.

" Yan. MGSV Venom "

He's touched by the mix tape. He carries it with him everywhere. After every mission he listens to it while in the chopper. He daydreams while doing so.

He may try to make his own. He'll ask for your help just so it can be a bonding experience.

He gets rightfully peeved if someone complains about your habit of humming or enjoying music while you are working. He'll move around the roster, whatever. If that soldier keeps complaining he can't guarantee that he won't put them in the brig or have them visited by Ocelot.

" Yan. MGSV Quiet "

She uses it as a way to communicate with you. She'll play back certain parts of songs to get her point across. There'll be a certain nodding motion she does when she comes across you humming or singing.

She puts your headphones over your ears and urges you to close your eyes when she has to kill or take someone down and you're in the vicinity. She'll tap your shoulder when she's done and turn your music player off.

She's not one for dancing. She'll just watch. It can be awkward, but that isn't her intention.

She likes your affinity for music. It's cute.

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ʚɞ ❤︎ Yandere Crash ❤︎ ꩜ .ᐟ

“ similar, but not quite the same ”

Watch was as quiet as it could be, being in bumfuck nowhere in a NATO base more acquainted with ruin than human life. Still, it felt far too quiet. You had grown oddly accustomed to the sounds of war, and now that it was over―well―it just wasn't. A new war would soon break out, and the cycle would begin anew. A vicious thing fate is.

Not even the countless stars can calm whatever storm is raging in your mind. They felt far too foreign, like you hadn't been up there among them less than two years ago.

You had been someone. You had a purpose.

Sure, being a cog in the war machine isn't exactly a life, but you weren't living one of those before you got conscripted. Now, instead of being part of a unit you grew to know as family on the front lines, you're in some ragtag team filled with odds, ends, and fuck-ups. It just feels like salt in a long line of wounds you've been collecting since you first got cut by a blade in warfare.

Seriously, it's insulting. Half the time, you feel like you're babysitting instead of doing your duties. You deserve better than to play house with a bunch of morons, most of whom have trouble getting their gear on.

"Hey," Crash's voice interrupts your thoughts. It's casual, with an underlying nervousness to it.

You don't respond verbally, merely nodding your head in his direction.

"This is technically... my tower. But I guess you can stay." He sounds like he's trying to justify it to you, but it really feels like those words would have been better if they had stayed in his head.

He walks over and stands next to you, close but not too close. You can feel your body wanting to negatively react, to push him away or simply say, "Fuck it," and leave watch. You don't. Somehow, you feel that he's gotten the message that you aren't the most comfortable around him.

"Not much of a talker, huh?"

Your eyes observe him, his words percolating in your mind. You notice the off-colored smudges on his armor but don't bother mentioning them. It's something to note. There always is, especially here.

"I-I'm―we may have gotten off on the wrong foot earlier. And while that is technically your fault, I am willing to be the bigger person and make amends with you."

Oh, that.

Some of your personal items have gone missing since you joined FIXER team. The most logical conclusion is that it was Crash. He wasn't the least bit amused, to put it lightly, and frantically denied it. You don't have concrete evidence, but you aren't stupid. You know he's the person stealing your stuff.

You may or may not have "overreacted" by ripping his helmet off and slugging him in the face. No one else was around, and you're slightly surprised he didn't go and tattle on you to Pops.

You exhale; you'd call it a sigh, but you aren't quite disappointed. It's more of a quiet resignation from all the bullshit you have to deal with.

"Just give me my stuff back," you deadpan, shifting away from him.

"I didn't steal anything!" he counters defensively.

You're incredulous. "Right," you play out the syllable as long as you can before you're out of breath.

"Ugh, you're impossible."

You can't help but chuckle a bit.

"I'm impossible? That's the pot calling the kettle black."

He seems speechless for a moment, stammering over his words as he tries (and fails) to come up with an answer.

"Okay, look. We aren't going to get anywhere treating each other like enemies. Drop the whole "Crash stole my underwear" thing, and I won't report you to Pops for assaulting me over a small disagreement."

Of course, this weasel had to steal a ball of string and attach both of you to it.

"Got it. You're blackmailing me," you huff out.

"Let's call it... a mutual exchange. Deal?"

You roll your eyes behind your visor, missing the way his gloved hands twitch around his weapon.

"Deal."

Deals never go well in the military. One party always gets shanked, whether it be from the agreement being broken or the terms being shittier than when you first agreed. It's like selling your soul to the devil. Crash may have red armor, but he isn't quite that cunning. Let's just hope you'll be able to get the hell outta Dodge before Crash stealing your belongings is upgraded to Crash committing homicide for you.

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The guy who disavowed halo and called it "woke" (because infinite lets players wear mjolnir-ized cat ears on their helmets), tried to get elected in nevada's 3rd district by appealing to trump voters, failed by placing 4th in the republican primaries, then crawled his way back to halo to grovel for pennies from a fanbase that still thinks of him as a founding developer (he couldn't even remember bungie's office injokes during the ign speedrun showcase, while all the actual developers remembered them fondly - not too mention he wasn't even there for PitD, Myst, Marathon..), recently made the bold claim that the Gravemind backmasking the story guys put in his soundtrack isn't actually real and was something else (that he's not going to say unless you donate to his gofundme and vote for him next election), and now every "halotuber" trying to squeeze a little more money and attention out of a desiccating franchise by reporting on everything he says about it like it's earth shattering news.

The only reason why martin odonnell is still "the fan guy" is because he doesn't shut up on social media - the guy has no life anymore, all he can do is try to leech attention off a franchise he once worked for. None of the actual bungie devs stoop to his level - they all have jobs, lives, families... He's the only one that people can easily access for fan theories about the first 3 games, and so he's been elevated to this idiotic position of importance by most commentators.

The soundtrack guy. Is being asked. About lore, programming, and game design. Wow!

I honestly hope he dies, just so he shuts up!

I wish he had died a long time ago, in fact. That way we could've still pretended that Halo's soundtrack guy was cool and not a washed up band-wagon loser.