#noreality

[schwarzwaldcr]

Eisbrecher - Tanz Mit Mir

[rwpohl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPYxmGUX0Q&t=267s

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pressefreiheit 

https://youtu.be/DJlORJGlzG0

[brandeewine]

.Day 1 of #nationalanimalschallenge with @ssavaart #scotland #unicorn #noreally #watercolor #painting Like I need another challenge! 🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/CgK_v_pvTyG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[asteridsasterales]

no cursin scary stop no wants hear

[cryptic-murmurs]

Well, one does not anticipate grief. But tough times don't last, tough people do.

Enough serious stuff. Back to our regularly demented program.

[una-vuelta-al-mundo]

Creí que íbamos bien…. Me equivoqué

[ericblanco65]

[57sideburns]

#nowplaying #afternoondelight #noreally (at Mineola, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpYtm73JNBJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[michelleoshen]

Everyone knows little surprise notes mean everything! . #thankyou #youtoo #lovemycoworkers #thebest #thecutest #noreally #theyare #♥️ #peace ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼 https://www.instagram.com/p/ChHtEXZOMOH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[schizophrenic-god]

Visit skaem1.com #magazine ..linc’n-by-o I have to.. step my game up with art as far as creativity and originality tbh.. even if I have to incorporate collage art or street art.. I always stuck to graffiti and drawing with pen mainly.. a lot of artistic views on stuff within the arts of vandalism and stuff.. #streetwear #magazineadd #collageart #noreally #streetart #graffiti #fashion #wutang #eminem #davechappelle #skaem1dotcom #skaem #art #artwork https://www.instagram.com/p/CgAcu6KuiUm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ineffabildaddy]

last line challenge

thank you for tagging me, @eybefioro @ineffable-rohese @celestialcrowley!

rules - in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many as you like)

alright, here goes:

Crowley's claws scratched lightly at Aziraphale's thighs. "Again, angel, again, need-"

teeheehee<3 there's some totally human-shaped sex going on here clearly

no pressure tags for people i haven't seen tagged yet: @voluptatiscausa @crowleyslvt @laurashapiro-noreally @thescholarlystrumpet @hakunahistata @malachitegrey @aspiring-pansy @greenthena @gingiekittycat @robinwithay @createserenity

[stellacartography]

Toe the Line (Rated E)

Words: 18,505 Chapters: 8/8

As Crowley and Aziraphale dine at the Ritz they are treated to a particularly reminiscent parade of chef's specials that spark memories of the past 2000 years. Crowley quietly panics his way through each course, drowning his anxiety in rather large amounts of alcohol. Aziraphale is helplessly drawn back into his own memories of their time together in the world they both love and every time they walked right up to the limits of their association.

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Snake behaviours, Crowley is deep down still a snake, Food and drink, Drunken ineffable spouses, Rome 41 AD, Council at Nicaea, Wessex 537 AD, The Invention of Fireworks, How did Crowley make Hamlet popular?, Teaching an angel to tempt, Dancing Lessons, Portland Place Gentleman's Club, Ambush predation, diversion, camouflage, Thanatosis, Constriction, Mimicry, Sexy Snake Pile, Ritual foot-washing as temptation, Snake musk is not lube, Don't try this at home kids, Season one fix-it of a sort

Written for the @go-minisode-minibang with art by @willow-tea

Acknowledgements and tags below the cut

A thousand thank yous to my friends who attended the @ficwritersretreat2023 and listened to my reading of chapter 5. Your laughter made this happen. Thanks to @fearlessdiva930 for your help with the menu. I had lost all my original research outside of the story itself and your assistance was invaluable. Thank you @kinkykinker for the first beta and @cumberbatchedandgatissmitten for the second round and coaching. Thank you @basketcasebetty for coordinating the bang.

Tagging @copperplatebeech @keirgreeneyes, @seriouslymarythough, @cirquedereve, @laurashapiro-noreally, @totallysilvergirl, @hubblegleeflower, @sevdrag

Reblogs are love and are much appreciated. <3

(Psst! Hey, @mevima! I finally finished it. Only took 4.5 years.)

[stoat-pope-yuri]

Finished my fanbind of @liverobinreaction ‘s Banshee in a Well! Do I know anything about Batman? No! However, @nothingmuch-noreally rec’d it to me and what can I say, it was absolutely amazing :)

Check it out on AO3 here!

This is not my first bookbinding project, but it is my first full-blown fan binding and I’m really happy with how it came out!

[liverobinreaction]

MASSIVE MASSIVE THANK YOU TO @thepurplestduck for binding and sending me a physical copy of Banshee In a Well!!! It is GORGEOUS AND I LOVE IT 💛💛💛💛

A BIG THANK YOU TO THEIR SIBLING @nothingmuch-noreally AS WELL FOR ASKING THEM

[twilightcitysky]

Honest Angel by Twilightcitysky

3000 words, rated E, complete

“That’s why you decided to drive a scooter to the Downs? You wanted to break laws?” “I planned to trespass, too,” Aziraphale said conspiratorially. “Mr. Haverford’s estate has a lovely view of the ocean.” Crowley burst out laughing. He couldn’t help it. But Aziraphale blushed and looked twitchy. “I suppose it would seem funny to you,” he muttered. “It’s just… angel, you like being the good one.” He ought to, he’d lorded it over Crowley often enough. “I can do unexpected things.” Aziraphale turned to face him. His expression was a strange mix of contemplation and terror: a first-time parachute jumper looking out the open door of the plane. “I know that, but you don’t–” “And I can go fast,” Aziraphale said. His eyes dropped to Crowley’s lips. Crowley’s stomach swooped. “Angel–” “I can break rules,” Aziraphale whispered. “Especially the ones that don’t make sense anymore.”

Read it here on AO3! Thank you to @copperplatebeech for the banner!

I'm going to try tagging a few people when I post fic on Tumblr-- since things get lost so easily here and I always appreciate being tagged by others! If you'd like me to remove you from (or add you to) my tag list please let me know. And if you create something that you'd like shared, always tag me!

@hasturswig @kanna-ophelia @princess-spock @cinnabarmint @ashfae @tyrograph @siriosa @amberly333 @octoberspirit @madbethsb @valquainton @unuora @marsch00 @laurashapiro-noreally and of course @copperplatebeech who has been trying to get me to do this for months. Love you babe.

Thank you so much if you reblog!

[inklingsplatoon]

Have you ever seen Barry at the general store I feel like Harmony is gaslighting me but chirpy chips is my favorite bands and it would break my heart if this were true could you PLEAAAASSSE confirm he is real. You or a friend. I'll take either. Please. PLEASE

Barry is a two-timing tuna fish!!!! i have noreal friends but barry is always down for a game of tableturf so i still hang out w/him.... sometimes i imagine him turning in2 stinkfish that i blow up w my dappledualies