#normalist

[hella1975]

in the neurotransmitters straight up ‘jorking it’ and by ‘it’ haha well letsjust say chemical imbalance

[edgydadster]

UGH WHY IS JURGEN SO... OUGH I HATE HIS FUCKING TWINK ASS GERMAN VAMPIRE SELF I WANNA SQUEEZE ALL THE BLOOD OUT OF HIM LIKE A SPONGE AND THROW HIM INTO A CAR DOOR I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[rabbitindisguise]

something about disco that hits me right in the feelings every time I see fanart about it is how much sometimes all you need is a guy to listen to whatever weird messed up thing you said was, take a long meaningful pause that says they don't hate you, and go "alright. anyways-"

[olliethescribe]

Maybe it’s the time of year and I’m really getting in my emotions, but damn, thinking about Warren and Hypno is making me super emotional. Reread one of my favorite fics tonight to decompress and wow, I sincerely love them.

It absolutely shouldn’t work, their relationship. They’re opposites of each other in all the ways that lead them to complete the other - narrative foils as I keep saying. Hypno started off as a forgettable human that never reached high levels of fame or recognition, likely wasn’t considered attractive (the guy had been tricked and toyed with romantically a few times given his reaction to Mikey tricking him in Newsworthy), and is this humble and sweet guy that’s very sincere and also quite petty (choosing to ignore the attempted murder). Being mutated made him formidable, a memorable and dazzling act. He had nothing to lose and gained plenty in becoming Hypno-Potamus. He commands attention and is actively seen as a threat. The only reason someone wouldn’t remember Hypno is if he hypnotized them. Beyond that, he has quite the presence.

Then there’s Warren. He was a famous guy that starred brilliantly on TV as a news anchor, was actively being looked for as his disappearance was alarming, and considered an insanely attractive guy. Becoming a mutant ruined his life and cost him everything; a forgettable and unremarkable person that is easily passed over. He can call himself a villain all he wants but there’s nothing anchoring that title to him. He’s more blood-thirsty than Hypno, however (hell, he killed a guy on-screen and smiled as the ELOM clapped). Warren is loud and self-serving, putting on a show for himself, essentially, as no one else puts in the effort to even acknowledge his existence (even the camera pans away from him in Newsworthy, much to his chagrin). What was once a big shot reduced to a rain drop in the ocean.

The differences pile up in other ways. Hypno loves his animals, even going as far as to try and resurrect his previous hippo assistant, Doug, on multiple occasions. Warren got annoyed with a pigeon once and reduced it to ashes before laughing manically. Hypno is very into fashion (“who wears knit caps?! In summer! Who does that?!” As well as the entirety of The Clothes Don’t Make The Turtle). Warren’s a bit on the frumpier side, not expressing much of an opinion on clothes but very into keeping his hair in order. Hypno sticks to his promises and Warren picks betrayal.

They shouldn’t work. They almost didn’t! Their first meeting was full of animosity and Warren was the only thing keeping Hypno from killing four children. Yeesh. But, down the line, Hypno took Warren in and they made a domestic life together work. Falling into a rhythm, surprising the other with gifts and acts of service (Warren takes care of cleaning up around the house despite there being a chore chart, and Hypno made Warren a birthday cake and jumped out of it for him), encouraging the other’s acts and schemes, willing to do anything for the other. Hypno runs away the most out of any side villain in Rise, but took several punches for Warren just so his ‘roomie’ would be okay. They cry for each other, beg their enemies for help to make sure the other can be saved, that they could resume their lives and be together at all costs.

They’re so in love. They’d have hated each other if they met as humans, or at the very least would be unimpressed. They were too different as human beings in all the ways that make them perfect for each other as mutants. To find solace in someone going through the exact pain as you, in a similar career field no less! Spending late nights making fun of game show contestants and enjoying the other’s company. And it isn’t perfect but they have each other, can relax in the security of their relationship and know that the other isn’t leaving anytime soon. They’re partners in crime, makers of magic, co-hosts as they take the airwaves by storm illegally, long term roomies, lovers, husbands even.

Ain’t that magical?

[rustyboltzz]

Hello everyone! Your local Iris head here! I'm here promoting an Iris remix someone did! They did a phenomenal job, and I think you should give it a read! Enjoy!

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[a-lonely-dunedain]

"it will be a reminder to me that there can be beauty even in sadness." A faded red blossom is tucked between two leaves of Narndir's journal, and it crinkles as your turn the pages.

[lets-see-how-quick-i-go-insane]

psst if you never know what to do for a fanfic title just put on The Crane Wives and pick like any song lyric and it works

prime examples that i have picked while listening to them rn being

Restore my faith in you, but you've got no reason to

The dust never settles when you're around

What about the rest of us? (What about the rest of us?)

Where will you house your skeletons?

And all of those are from the same song

[ten10zen]

remember that one dan image from tennessee…. bc i do >:)

take that n make it wolfwood

[rustedleopard]

I love Jeff Andonuts so much. His design looks so much like "bland nerd" so you don't expect him to hold much of a candle to three psychic children in combat

And yet, he's the one who's whipping out military-grade weaponry and explosives like it's absolutely nothing.

[angered-box]

every day i have to fight back the urge to delete my blogs and start anew but i can't because that'd be just as embarrassing for me as it is to keep them ^u^

[korkietism]

Tommy Coolata as the new Gman is so insane it makes me so so so insane i cannot be normal I am at school suffering watching my peers casually socialise while all I can think of is the hl2vrai trailer in my head on loop

[benetnvsch]

ANY BSD DBH AU LETS GO-

Ranpo would be Connor (obvious) with Fukuzawa as Hank,,, Natsume would be Sumo but permanently in cat form...

Dazai could Markus, Kunikida is Simon, Junichiro is Josh, and Yosano is north,,, Oda would be Carl and instead of a painter he'd be an author ofc-

Atsushi is Kara and Kyouka is Alice,,, Akutagawa could be Luthor,,,,,,

[thetisming]

THHIS PLACE ABOUT ATO BLO-O-O-O-OW

[chocolatmieux]

everyones least favorite girl!

[teddykaczynski]

greg the normalist

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