#norstri

[nyoomfruits]

fake dating landoscar? ✨

okay first of all i want to shout out landoscar ROYALTY venerat and the amazing fake dating au they posted earlier this week because. holy shit i haven't stopped thinking about that since ANYWAY lets pretend i actually stuck to the 3-5 sentences criteria lmao

Lando’s always been spectacularly good at putting his own foot in his mouth.

And so it doesn’t really come as a surprise, really, when the obnoxious guy who’s been flirting with him while he’s trying to get a drink at the bar gets a little too close, he blurts out. “I have a boyfriend, actually.”

“Oh, really?” The guys says, raising an eyebrow, clearly not impressed. “And where is that boyfriend of yours?”

Of course, Oscar choses that exact moment to appear next to Lando, smiling softly, slight tint on his cheeks from the alcohol. “Hey, I’ve been looking everywhere for you.”

“Baby!” Lando exclaims, in a way that’s way too loud and makes Oscar flinch back ever so slightly. Undeterred, and committed to the bit now, Lando wraps his arm around Oscar’s shoulders and pulls him close. Oscar stumbles a little, but goes easily, melting into Lando’s touch. “This is him, actually,” Lando says, beaming back at the other guy. “My boyfriend.”

Next to him, Oscar freezes, but doesn’t say a word. Lando’s never been more grateful for Oscar’s generally pretty expressionless face.

“Right,” the guy says. He looks a bit skeptical.

And then, right as the guy goes to open his mouth again, Oscar seems to wake up, and in the most insane level of ‘commiting to the the bit’ Lando has ever seen, crowd Lando against the bar, whispers “Missed you baby,” and kisses him full on the mouth.

Lando forgets how to breath for a good minute, then realizes he’s being kissed and he should probably kiss him back, and tangles his hands in Oscar’s hair, pulling him even closer.

As far as kisses go it’s a little messy, and it tastes like the beers Oscar’s been drinking all evening, and Lando’s back is digging into the bar a little uncomfortably, and still it’s the best kiss Lando’s ever had in his entire life.

When Oscar pulls away his eyes are wide and his lips are red and kiss swollen, and he’s so goddamn pretty Lando wonders how he had never noticed this before. “I think he’s gone,” Oscar says, glancing around.

It takes Lando a few seconds, to catch up, and then he suddenly gets reminded of why they were kissing.

Right. Right.

“Oh, good, yeah, that’s. Thanks, for that,” Lando says, awkwardly smoothing down the front of his shirt.

“No problem,” Oscar says, fiddling with his hands a little, clearly unsure of what to do here.

Lando decides it’s up to him to spare them both the misery, and makes a complicated wavey little hand motion. “I’m going to-“ he says, and the disappears in the crowd, head towards the bathrooms, and locks himself into a stall.

Jesus Christ.

[il-predestinato]

I love that Oscar uploaded this photo to his IG story (March 7, 2023). 🥰

[panevanbuckley]

girl help i accidentally fell for another rarepair 😭

[thursdaythunder]

I’m pretty sure loscar is a ship name for Oscar/Logan, like osclo. I’ve never seen anyone use loscar for Lando/Oscar. Their ship names are like norstri, landoscar, McTwinks etc.

in the beginnings loscar was used a lot by the oscar/lando so i actually started to use osclo for logan/oscar instead of loscar. at this point loscar has been retaken by oscar/lando.. but i will probably continue to use osclo for logan/oscar bc i invented it and i’m kinda proud of it lol

[nyoomfruits]

🎵 with Landoscar pleaseeeeee :))

🎵 - I will shuffle my music and use the song that comes up for inspiration (from here) spotify woke up today and chose VIOLENCE. also once again not five lines because uuuuuuuh i dont have an excuse really

satellite heart - anya marina

I hear you're living out of state Running in a whole new scene You know I haven't slept in weeks You're the only thing I see

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Daniel, of all people, had warned him, once. “You love too hard,” he’d said. Lando had snorted and taken another sip of his beer. They were sprawled on the couch in Daniel’s Monaco apartment, game of FIFA abandoned on the TV. “No, I’m serious,” Daniel had said. “You take forever to warm up to someone but once you decide a person in your person you just. You go all in.”

“Right, thanks for the psych analysis, Dr. Ricciardo,” Lando had said, rolling his eyes.

Daniel had shaken his head. “I’m not. It’s not a bad thing. I like that about you. Because I know once you’ve decided you like me I don’t have to worry whether one day you’re going to chance your mind. I’m just, I’m worried, you know. One day you’re going to fall in love, really fall in love, and then what if that person can’t give that back to you?”

Land had snorted, back then. Had called him an idiot. ‘I can handle myself just fine, Daniel,’ he’d said.

He remembers that conversation now, as he stares up at the podium. Oscar probably can’t even see him from up there, he’ll just be another figure in the crowd, indiscernible from the rest. It twists at his heart, and not like the first time he feels like he’s lost more than just a teammate over the last year.

Lando should’ve told him, before he left. They could’ve tried at least. It feels too late now, too far out of reach. Oscar has other priorities. Lando saw him, clinging to Max in the post-race hug. Laughing with each other as they waited for their interviews.

Lando had his shot. He missed.

They’re playing the Australian national anthem, and Lando glances up at the podium, watches the sun catch on the Red Bull logo on Oscar’s blue race overalls. There’s a proud smile on Oscar’s face, a giddiness to the way he holds himself. He deserves it, he deserves all of it.

It would all just be so much easier if Lando wasn’t so heartbreakingly, irreversibly, undeniably in love with him.

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But I'll be true to you No matter what you do Yeah, I'll be true to you

[il-predestinato]

Post-race message to the fans from Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri after the 2023 Bahrain Grand Prix. 🎥: McLaren

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i've tasted blood (and i want more) (lando/oscar, 5,5k, completed)

Lando grabs a pillow and hits him with it, while Oscar laughs loudly. His fangs are on full display, white and sharp and pretty. “You know what I mean, you dickhead!”

“Yeah, I know what you mean,” Oscar says, eyes twinkling. “You want me to use you as a human Capri Sun. You know, like a weirdo.”

“God, you’re making this so much worse than it is,” Lando says, burying his face in his hands. It’s. Well, it’s embarrassing, but Oscar also hasn’t outright said no, so. You know what they say. In for a penny, in for a pound. “So, will you?” And then, just in case, he adds. “Suck my blood?”

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[nyoomfruits]

Oscar “human embodiment of the standing man emoji” Piastri LOOOOL you hit the nail on the head with this

I’ve read ALL of your Landoscar fics and loved them and now I need more — do you have any recs? I love the chaotic Lando + just some guy Oscar dynamic I demand more content 😭

oooooh anon you've come to the right adres i have SO MANY fic recs and i need to yell about all of them

first of all there's this list i posted before!

now for the newer stuff because landoscar writers are just out there creating masterpieces every single day and i'm just a grateful recipient:

carried away by venerat | E | 22k

"Oscar," Lando said. "Don't hate me, alright, but I've—”

ITS A FAKE DATING AU BY THE ONE THE ONLY VENERAT LITERALLY WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. this is BEYOND perfect especially because you said you love the chaotic lando + just some guy oscar dynamic because this captures that PERFECTLY. anyway this is everything to me and i sleep with a printed copy of this under my pillow

how much can you fit (under your skin) by cloudcollector | E | 4,5k

Oscar has biteable thighs. Lando has teeth.

The Thigh Biting Fic (tm). this was posted like i think a week ago and it's already a classic. mandatory landoscar reading i'd say. for everyone who wants to bite oscar's thighs and for everyone who doesn't yet know they want to bite oscar's thighs. the tldr everyone comes out of this wanting to bite oscar's thighs. anyway, 10/10 characterization, features oscar's reading which i LOVE and just. so goddamn hot a++++++

signed sealed by venerat | E | 4k

Delivered.

yeah yeah another venerat fic sue me. the tldr is if you love landoscar just binge read venerat's fics. ANYWAY this one is in a VERY fun texting format which i LOVE i love when fics find different intersting ways to tell a story. also very very hot

Your Plans (And Those Slow Hands) by xxcelientje | E | 4k

He could probably fit both of Oscar’s hands in one of his own, he could for sure use one hand to hold both of Oscar’s wrist and an idea entered his mind. He smiled at Oscar. ‘You like my hands?’ Oscar’s cheeks reddened even more as he nodded, his eyes still on their joined fingers. ‘They fascinate me,’ he admitted, biting his lip. OR: Lando and Oscar have some fun (and share some feelings) after the Belgium GP

celine is insane and i have a hand kink now. anyway this is so!!!!!!!! them being all tender horny for each other and also so fucking DESPERATE for each other i'm so weak for that always. 10/10 we as a fandom should include more light choking in landoscar fics as a rule

what would you do (if I went to touch you now)? by laceyamethyst | E | chapter 4/5

“Okay, so they both like each other. We need to get them together.” “How? Lando’s too freaked out to think straight and Oscar is the human embodiment of the standing man emoji.” Charles purses his lips for a moment before he snatches his boyfriend’s phone up from the other side of the table. “What are you doing?” “Initiating Mission Landoscar.” “Did you just make that up?” Charles waves at him dismissively as he begins texting, and Max lays his head down on the coffee table and prays for strength. *** In which Max tries to prove to an oblivious Charles how glaringly obvious it is that Lando is head over heels in love with Oscar. When Charles finally gets with the program, Lestappen go on A Mission™ to get the two idiots to admit their feelings for each-other, but it’s easier said than done.

if you've been following me for a while you've probably heard me yell about this fic because i'm OBSESSED with it. especially very good for lestappen shippers trying to dip their toe into landoscar because the whole fic is from max's pov and has LOADS of cute max/charles moments. just AAAAAh. the landoscar dynamic is super super cute and so perfect in this, it has a bunch of straight up hilarious shenanigans and also a VERY VERY fun characterization of logan that i'm obsessed with. 10/10 recommend, cry over it daily, need to lay on the floor about it regularly

[nyoomfruits]

‘Let’s share’

Oscar and Lando (i can’t get them out my head since yesterday)

Love you babes!!

“Let’s share.”

He finds Oscar in his driver’s room, on the small couch, blanket over his legs, scrolling through something on his phone with one hand and holding something that looks suspiciously like a snickers bar in the other.

“Hey,” Lando says, leaning against the doorway.

Oscar glances up, smiles softly. “Hey,” he says back, locking his phone and throwing it on the couch somewhere.

There’s a million things Lando could say right now. ‘Though race’, ‘We’ll do better next time’, ‘You deserved the points’, but none of them are going to change shit, and if anything he’s pretty sure Oscar already knows, so. “Care to share?” He asks instead, vaguely gesturing in the direction of Oscar’s snickers bar.

Oscar glances down, and he flushes a little, although it might just be his face. It’s always kind of hard to tell, with Oscar. “Uh, sure?” He eventually says, and then scoots over on the couch a little, flipping open the blanket in a clear invitation.

And well. That’s not. That’s definitely not what Lando meant. But he also just had a supremely shit race, and he’s getting that weird cold feeling he always gets after a race, and Oscar does look warm, cozy even. So, whatever, really. He flops himself down on the couch next to Oscar and Oscar takes great care draping the blanket back over the two of them.

For a moment, Lando is scared it’s going to be weird. Too intimate, for them, maybe. Oscar’s thigh is a solid weight against this own, and their arms keep brushing together at every move. Lando wants to do insane things, like drape his arm over Oscar’s shoulders and pull him even closer.

But the weird tension gets broken as Oscar grabs his phone again, goes back to scrolling, and wordlessly offers Lando a bite of his snickers. Lando shrugs, takes a bite, and takes out his own phone.

They don’t talk much, for the next hour, only occasionally pausing to show each other a funny meme, or a video. But still, when Lando goes back to his hotel room later, he feels more relaxed than he’s done all week.

[il-predestinato]

Oscar Piastri on his new teammate Lando Norris:

I don’t know Lando that well. I’ve spoken to him a couple of times very briefly and we’ve got a few mutual friends in common. But yes, I’m looking forward to getting to know him, both personally and professionally. I think our junior careers have been quite similar. He’s obviously proven as well in F1 that he’s a very capable driver and a strong driver as well. I’m looking forward to being able to show what I have, but also there’s undoubtedly going to be things to learn along the way, and I think Lando’s a very strong team mate to be able to learn from. I think it’ll be a good working relationship. We’re both quite similar in age, we’ve got a few friends in common, like I said, so I’m confident that we’ll be able to work well together and hopefully bring the whole team more towards the front of the grid – that’s the aim.

Other nuggets:

Oscar started watching F1 in 2009, recalled Brawn GP wiping the floor with everyone else

Admits he was not a McLaren fan growing up 🤣

"I wouldn't say I was a Red Bull fan, but I was a Mark Webber fan"

"Then Daniel came in at Red Bull"

Repeats again: "I don't want to say I'm a Red Bull fan but I was an Australian fan who just so happened to be at [?] Red Bull... Hopefully that doesn't get me sacked before I've even started." 😅

81 was the number he had in karting: the shop he went to only had 8 and 1 in stock, so he was #11 for his first few races, but then in the next race he entered - someone took #11, so he switched to #81

Grew up 10 minutes from Albert Park

Oscar on Daniel Ricciardo:

Oscar planned to reach out to Daniel after the whole McLaren debacle, but he wasn't sure that Daniel wanted to speak to him.

Called Daniel a "true professional" and said Daniel reached out to him and "that really helped me quite a lot."

Oscar on Daniel: "If I can get close to emulating what success he's had on track and also the character he is off the track, then I think I'll be doing a reasonable job."

Listen to the full 22 minute podcast In the Fast Lane [Episode 128: Oscar Piastri] here.

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purring in my lap ('cause he loves me) (lando/oscar, 5k, completed)

The cat thing ends up getting sort of explained in Bahrain, when Lando walks into his driver room and finds a small orange cat sitting on his couch. Oscar’s cat, presumably. And he kind of looks like Oscar, too. Slender, lean, and with a slightly grumpy, unimpressed expression on his face. It makes Lando laugh a little. Like owner, like pet, clearly. “Should I just call you Oscat, then,” Lando jokes, giving the cat a little head scratch. The cat, Oscat, stops rubbing at Lando’s hand and just stares at him instead. Lando would almost say he was looking at him disapprovingly, but it is a cat, so he’s probably just imagining things.

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[il-predestinato]

Lando praising Oscar just warms my heart. He’s asked on F1TV whether this year’s McLaren is particularly hard to drive and he could have talked up himself but no - he just HAD to bring up Oscar, praising him and saying how wonderful it is to have a teammate that can challenge him. 🥺🥹

[il-predestinato]

Lando talking up Oscar is one of my favourite vibes. 🥹

The Race

[il-predestinato]

Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri wishing luck to the McLaren Shadow esports team.

🎥: McLaren (December 14, 2022)

[nyoomfruits]

Hi Ellie!! Good day to you. I just want to pop in to say I love what you have done with Lando and Oscar dynamic in What you do to me. The way Oscar was so nonchalant about giving a "friendly teammate brojob" at first and Lando was totally freaking out inside cuz til then his impression of Oscar had been so cool and collected?? like, thats them!! what Lando has learned from his former older teammates may not apply wholly this time!! and in the end Lando looked back!! hope is there!!

also irl Oscar describes himself as this chillaxing dude allll the time which has me thinking what about the time he is not >:) don't you just wnat to lose your shit sometimes babygirl >:)

Also Oscar is an Aries so as a quasi-interested astrology girl (when it fits my agenda) may I present this article which imo has an interesting description of Aries in bed https://www.sosyncd.com/zodiac-signs-ranked-by-best-in-bed/

My apology in advance for being horny in your ib </3 but I just you know your story was the serotonin I needed today <3

OH MY GOD HI THANK YOU <3

''don't you just wnat to lose your shit sometimes babygirl >:)" anon the numbers you would do in the ggb group chat you have no idea.

but YES oscar being this chill calm go with the flow dude actually being really vocal and intense in the bedroom has me <3

dl;akjsdflk i'm not much of a zodiac girly but the line 'They will do whatever it takes to make sure their partner is fully satisfied.' makes me so !!!! oh my god

DONT WORRY THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HORNY IN MY IB actually you know what as an extra big thank you have a snippet of the norstri smut i'm currently writing in which oscar is a vampire for no other reason than. fun.

(tw for mentions of blood)

There’s a slight metallic taste to Oscar’s kiss, and Lando can’t help but think ‘that’s me, that’s my blood’, and it should be weird, all of this should be so weird, but all it does is make Lando want more.

“Off,” he mutters, pulling away from the kiss tugging at the bottom of Oscar’s t-shirt. “Off.”

“God, so demanding,” Oscar says, but complies anyway, taking off his shirt in one swift motion. “If I’d known you’d be like this I would have picked a different midnight snack.”

“Midnight snack,” Lando squawks, indignant, as his eyes roam over the expanse of Oscar’s chest. He’s seen him shirtless before, sure, but not like this. Not in the context of what is about to happen. It makes him feel kind of insane. He shakes it off, focuses back on Oscar’s face. “Why are you talking about me like I’m a can of Pringles.” Oscar pulls a face. Lando groans. “Do not tell me I taste like a can of Pringles.”

Oscar laughs. “Don’t worry. You don’t taste like a can of Pringles.” He tugs at Lando’s hoodie as he says it, and Lando guesses it’s only fair. He struggles a bit taking it off, but Oscar helps him, and when he’s free Oscar’s face is suddenly right there.

Never one to waste an opportunity, Lando leans in for another kiss. “Wait,” he suddenly says, pulling away so fast it nearly sends Oscar crashing on top of him. “What do I taste like?”

Oscar’s face is carefully blank as he says, “Nothing important.”

Lando frowns. “What does that mean?”

“Just. That you taste like nothing important.” His nose scrunches up as he says it. It’s endearingly cute.

“Oh my god,” Lando says, as it hits him all of a sudden. “Am I gross?”

Oscar laughs, but when he sees the panicked look on Lando’s face he stops, taking his face in his hands, rubbing his thumb over Lando’s cheek. “Hey, no, don’t worry. You’re not gross. Far from it. Trust me. You taste uh. Really nice.”

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what you do to me (lando/oscar, 2,5k, completed)

“Oh,” Oscar says, because what else are you supposed to say when your teammate says ‘I wish I still had a girlfriend so I could fuck some of that frustration out of me’. “I mean. I uh. I could give you a blowjob? I’d suggest a fuck but I don’t have any lube on me right now and I’m guessing you don’t either.”

Huh, would you look at that. Looks like the award for ‘most insane statement of the night’ doesn’t go to Lando after all.

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