#not for the reasons i thought theyd get arrested based on how they were when we dated but still made me laugh

[starfallen-sloth]

Yall ever hear the wildest shit that you have to have a 10 minute laughing fit

[perriwinklesblog]

Ahahahahaha. I didn’t mean to actually write it out but lol. Here it is.

I’d like to think that with the knowledge they won’t make it out of the fight with Dream to get disks, Tubbo goes around making peace with some people. Not everyone, I don’t think he’d ever try and make peace with Techno.

But what if he showed up to speak with Philza?

Like Tubbo makes his way to Technos and just stands awkward a little bit from the house. Techno yells from his window at him to go away.

But Tubbo is just like, “I’d like to speak with Philza, it won’t take long”

Technoblade goes back into the house and there’s a few minutes of muffled yells and protests from Technoblade before Philza shuffles out of the house. A somewhat curious yet cautious look on his face.

“You’re not here to put another ankle monitor on me are you?”

Tubbo just chuckles nervously, shaking his head. Philza relaxes a little noticing his expression isn’t filled with the fury itd had with the butcher army. Tubbo just kicks the ground slightly. Philza remembers how small he is. How naive he’d been. He’d heard about what Dream had said to Tubbo in front of everyone. Technoblade had laughed as he recounted how true it was, how blinded Tubbo had been to the manipulation of those around him.

Philza sighs, “want to go for a walk?”

Tubbo nods and they wander around a bit. They don’t speak for a bit. Philza doesn’t push him. He came to Philza, he can start the conversation.

Philza hears a potion break in the distance. Technoblade just can’t stay away.

“I... I don’t. I, Um.” Tubbo stutters over his words and stops. He looks at Philza straight in the eye. “Philza Minecraft.”

Philza’s eyebrows raise at the firmness of Tubbos voice. “Tubbo” he pauses realising the kid didn’t really have a second name, “Box?” Tubbo looks at him in confusion for a second before giggling slightly at the reference. Philza smiles.

“I’m sorry for placing you on house arrest for protecting your family.” It comes out in a rush. Philza almost didn’t catch it. He’s about to respond when Tubbo continues, growing in confidence with every word. “But I am not sorry for wishing he was dead. I am not sorry for trying to get my revenge for the things he has done to me. But that was between me and Technoblade. It wasn’t with you. I shouldn’t have taken any of the anger out on you.”

Philza takes a moment to study Tubbo’s face and some sympathy swells up inside him. Then he hears a quiet snort from Techno which brings back the bitter taste of what they’d done to him, done to his friend. “Tubbo. You made it about me when you went after him, house arrest or not.”

At this Tubbo’s face scrunches up in frustration. He doesn’t know how to convey his reasoning, how to explain why. “Philza. He caused me so much pain. He caused my family so much pain.” Philza’s expression is still set. “It’s fine if Technoblade wants revenge but not anyone else, not me?”

“I-it was different with Technoblade.” Philza sighs, pinching his nose. He also unsure of how to explain the reasoning, the difference. When did it all get complicated? Wilbur’s face flashes across his mind. He shakes the image from his mind.

Instead he focuses back on the small president in front of him, a slight look of anguish and frustration spread across his face “Because it was based on a belief system? My actions were based on my beliefs, on what I believe is right.” Philza goes to respond but Tubbo’s shoulders fall. He shakes his head. “Philza Minecraft I didn’t come here to debate the morality of our actions, I came here to... to... end things.”

Philzas eyes narrow, scrutinising every micro expression the boy was making, trying to figure out what he meant. Tubbo didn’t give much away. Philza speaks slowly, “What do you mean?”

Way too casually Tubbo responds without missing a beat. “Tommy and I do not have anything really left here. There isn’t much for us now. So we’re on a suicide mission”

“I’m sorry what?” Philzas disbelief is not hidden. He even hears the invisible Technoblade murmur under his breath. This was not the way Philza thought this conversation would go. Both boys only had one life, they only have one life left and they’re going to do something that will take it? Was everything that bad for them? Had they taken it too far?

“The details don’t matter Philza Minecraft. I just could leave without at least trying to end things on a... civil? note with you.” Tubbo tries to dismiss Philzas questioning look, rushing the first half of his sentence before slowing down trying the find the right words. Philza is still trying to process what the other had said. What were they going to do? What was left for them to do? “I guess too much has happened though. I’m sorry again. Look after Ranboo. He’s a good person.” Tubbo gives him a small smile.

“Tubbo. What are you and Tommy-“ Philza takes a step forward as Tubbo starts to turn.

“Goodbye Philza Minecraft.” He says it so brightly. Says it like their conversation had been light and airy, as if all he’d done was as about his day. Tubbo stops and looks at the particles. “Technoblade.” Technoblade scoffs in response.

Philza can’t do anything apart from watch Tubbo disappear around the corner.

A heavy sick feeling settles at the bottom of his stomach. At one stage theyd all been close. They’d all been like family to one another. But this place, this place has slowly pulled them apart. He thought with L’Manburg, with the government gone, things would begin to heal. But nothing was healing. People were still bleeding.

A hand rests on Philza’s should and he turns to see nothing but a random particle float away. Technoblades surprisingly quiet, “We should go back Phil.”

“Yeah.”

There’s nothing more he could do.

[quirk-generator]

Quirk idea, Rampage, a relatively simple peer up quirk where the angrier the user is the more powerful they become. I will list my ideas in terms of power levels going from 0 up: level 0 user is calm and relaxed, they are at base strength i.e. normal human levels, only able to perform feats achievable by regular or quirkless people, though that isn't to say they couldn't lift a car at this stage if they wanted, just that they'd have to train to become that strong. Part 1

Also the stronger the user is at base level the more their strength multiplies at higher levels, like if you were a regular normal Joe who didn’t work put at all maybe when you got annoyed you could flip a car with some effort but if the user worked their ass off to become a strongman or something they’d be able to do serious damage to small buildings with bare fists alone. Moving onto level 1: the user is tense and irritated, but not too much for them to deal with, they might unthinkingly-part2             Break a reasonably sturdy table or accidentally rip a door off it’s hinges when they’re too distracted to control their strength, but nothing approaching monster strength yet if they haven’t trained in base form. User will have to watch themself closely if they don’t want to make a scene or cause property damage or get arrested for unlicensed quirk use but at this level it shouldn’t be too hard to work around. Part 3            Level 2 strength is a bit more unwieldy, the quirk user is seriously annoyed with something or worse someone, and they might not be paying enough attention to catch themselves before they hurt anyone. The likelihood of the user causing serious property damage or broken bones is more likely at this stage especially if they’re rather strong in base, they could crush a car or straight up knock a building over. It is heavily advised to either get the user away from what’s bothering them part4            Before they can seriously wound someone or wreck the building they’re in without thinking. Level 3, The user us Good and Angry and should not be approached by anyone who wouldn’t be able to calm them down, as their strength is getting to a dangerously difficult to control level especially if they were particularly athletic in base form. User could cause small scale, localised disaster at this level, especially if they start ripping parts of the environment up to smash stuff with. Part5            Level 4, the user is berserk and can pretty much work as a small humanoid Godzilla, don’t engage at all just get all might or eraserhead to deal with the city destroying monster. At this stage the user may not be able to control themselves at all, the rage blinding them to much to focus on holding back or being careful until they either calm down or wear themself out and at that point any damage they did would have already been done. Part6            Any ways I thought this quirk could be interesting for either a hero or a villain or even a complete civilian. Like a regular dude with anger issues who works out to blow off steam could get a bit out of control, unintentionally causing disaster, or a villain that doesn’t even try to curb their temper working with s fellow villain with the matador quirk you posted a while back as the most dangerous duo if their base. My jury is out on whether anger management class would help with this or no end            Oh shit almost forgot but it’s up to the writer as to whether or not the Rampage user has any “tells” as to whether their quirk is activated or not but if you want ideas you could go subtle with the user steadily becoming slightly more muscular the angrier they become or flashy with full glowing red eyes and red lightning emanating from them more prominently as they get progressively angrier. Or just go the quietly scary way where there’s no tell at all and you’d only know it’s on when they snap            

this is a lot of information for a quirk im sure it would be useful if someone wanted to use it for their oc! also i dont exactly thing anger management could help them a lot? i mean it could help not make them just snap at everything but this user would probably just be taking care of controlling themselves at the lowest levels of how it works, also making this user a partner of the matador quirk user sounds interesting?? like theyd be a hell of a duo?? and i think that, while you left it for the oc creator, it could both be a gradual thing or just let the user snap, you know sometimes you just go to angry to angrier and sometimes you just explode bc of one single thing

[tiredfangs]

The Age/Site Morality Rant: Why you should leave this hellsite while you still fucking can. (EPSECIALLY IF YOURE 14 AND UNDER OR AN EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE, A NATURALLY IMMATURE, OR A VERY GULLIBLE/EASILY MANIPULATED PERSON. GO SEEK VALIDATION ELSEWHERE, PLEASE. THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT WEBSITE TO DO IT)

while making a post on how to deal with mental illnesses (which will be up soon) i got off topic and ranted abt tumblr so im gonna post it separately here

This [edit: ‘this’ referring to the mental illness post- not posted yet] is probably one of my final pieces of advice as a teenager to other teenagers and younger kids, who- quite frankly- need to get off this website if theyre not a teenager yet. 13+ to join tumblr dude, sorry.

HELL if it were up to me, id make this site 15-16+ AT THE YOUNGEST. Thats about the age where your mind stops being a blank whiteboard, free for anyone to write whatever they want on it, and where people typically become less gullibe and childhood naivete starts going away, its about the age where people start to think for themselves a lot more, formulating opinions and morals based on past experiences and the opinions of whatever friend circle theyre in, and, (if they arent horribly abusive) the ideals and wishes of their parents and how they raised their child.

IT REALLY SHOULD BE 18+ FOR THE SOLE FACT THAT THERES EASILY ACCESSIBLE PORNOGRAPHY ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!!! IM KIND OF A HYPOCRITE DUE TO ME BEING INTERESTED IN PORN AND SEX AT AROUND 11 YEARS OLD BUT STILL!!! Im not even going to mention tumblr’s broken ass safe search/ whatever the thing they made is where it auto-flags completely harmless posts as nsfw. IT SHOULDNT BE SO EASILY ACCESSIBLE, ESPECIALLY AS A MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM WITH LOTS OF YOUNG KIDS!!! ESPECIALLY AS A MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM WITH A LOT OF OLDER ADULTS LOOKING FOR YOUNG KIDS TO PREY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY KNOW THAT TEENAGERS AND TWEENS FLOCK TO THIS WEBSITE AND THEY USE THAT TO THEIR ADVANTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THE FOLLOWING IS A FICTIONAL SCENARIO, PRESENTED TO GIVE YOU ALL AN EXAMPLE OF A MINOR HAVING EASY ACCESS TO NSFW CONTENT AND INVOLVING THEMSELVES IN THAT COMMUNITY- AS WELL AS AN IDEA OF HOW SERIOUS THIS ISSUE ACTUALLY IS AND HOW SEVERE THE REPERCUSSIONS CAN BE IF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THESE KINDS OF THINGS ARE FOUND OUT- IN A COURT OF LAW, IT DOESNT MATTER IF THE ADULT IN THE SITUATION HAD NO CLUE THE MINOR WAS A MINOR, AND IT DOESNT MATTER THAT THEY WHOLEHEARTEDLY BELIEVED THE MINOR WAS AN ADULT- ALBEIT A SOMEWHAT BELIEVABLE ONE. I WOULDNT BE TERRIBLY SURPRISED IF THIS HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST]

IF A MINOR POSES AS AN ADULT AND COMMISSIONS AN ADULT ARTIST FOR NSFW ART OF THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTER OR WHATEVER, THE ARTIST COULD GET IN SUPER FUCKING SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!! LEGAL TROUBLE!! IF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, THE ADULT ARTIST IN THIS SITUATION WOULD PROBABLY MOSTLY BE THE ONE AT FAULT, IF NOT THE MOST AT FAULT, THEN THE MOST HARSHLY PUNISHED OF THE TWO, AND WOULD HAVE TO FACE A COURT TRAIL AS WELL AS POTENTIALLY FACING JAILTIME OR HOUSE ARREST!!!!! THEYD PROBABLY BE LABELED AS A PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING AKIN TO IT- THEYD PROBABLY HAVE TO PAY A LARGE FINE THAT THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD, DUE TO THIS GENERATION OF AMATEUR/ RISING ARTISTS BEING UNDERPAID AND STRUGGLING IN LIFE TO MAKE THEIR PASSION THEIR JOB!!!! THEY TRUSTED THEIR FOLLOWERS AND COMMISSIONERS AND WAS PROBABLY TOTALLY UNAWARE THAT THE COMMISSIONER WAS A MINOR, WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE THE ARTIST DIDNT DO A THOROUGH ENOUGH BACKGROUND CHECK, THE MINOR ‘SEEMED’ LIKE THEY WERE OVER 18 DUE TO SPEECH PATTERNS OR LEVEL OF MATURITY, OR IF THE MINOR WAS VERY KEEN ABOUT CONCEALING THEIR TRUE IDENTITY AND AGE, CONSTRUCTING A FAKE BUT BELIEVABLE PROFILE!!! THE ARTIST WOULDVE PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT THE MINOR WAS AN ADULT DUE TO THE MINOR HAVING A PAYPAL OR SOMETHING OF THE SORTS!!! WHICH YOU HAVE TO BE 18 FOR!!! THE ARTIST IN THIS SITUATION WOULD PROBABLY BE SUPER CAUTIOUS ABOUT SELLING NSFW ART AFTER EVERYTHING GETS DEALT WITH LEGALLY, MAYBE CEASING NSFW COMMISSIONS ENTIRELY. IT COULD BE AS BAD AS THE ARTSIT QUITS DOING ART ENTIRELY- PROBABLY AN IMPORTANT PASSION IN THEIR LIFE, OR AT LEAST A WAY TO PAY THE BILLS/ PAY FOR SIMPLE DEMANDS AND SMALL LUXURIES IN LIFE DUE TO COMMISSIONS BEING UNDER-PRICED IN THE AMATEUR ART WORLD- BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION!!! THE ARTIST WOULD PROBABLY BE EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED DUE TO THE INCIDENT!!! IM NOT SAYING THAT THE MINOR WOULDNT BE EITHER, BUT THE LAW IS MUCH, MUCH HARSHER ON PEOPLE 18 AND OVER.

i dont care if you think youre mature enough, i dont even care if you ARE pretty mature for your age!! thats not the problem!! Its not because i dont think people under 13 arent mature, and its not because im a teenager that hates kids under 15 due to some kind of age-based superiority complex, and i dont think im a ‘cool kid’ because i advise younger folk to stay off most social media, and ESPECIALLY needless and overly-dramatic drama (which really just makes everyone involved feel worse than when they started out)- but because this website is FULL of toxic, horrible ideals and morals that horribly, HORRIBLY misrepresent what the real, outside world is like. young minds will take this as the absolute truth, just because theyre presented as the absolute and only truth, and these twisted views and ways of life will eventually and ultimately screw you the FUCK over if you carry them into the real world and try to presen them as truth and fact to someone who knows a lot more than you, is probably older than you, and bases their world views and base morals off of personal experiences and carefully constructed values that have shaped them as a person- NOT because they saw it on the internet and want it to be true/ is manuipulated into believing its true by this fucked up site. NOBODY IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD THINKS LIKE TUMBLR DOES- AND THE PEOPLE IN THE OUTISDE WORLD THAT DO THINK LIKE TUMBLR DOES, PROBABLY HAVE A TUMBLR!!!! PEOPLE ARENT GOING TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS AROUND YOU OR EVEN CARE ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL OR THINK IN THE FIRST PLACE? YOURE NOT SPECIAL TO THEM AND YOURE NOT GOING TO GET SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE YOURE GAY OR WHATEVER, THEYRE GOING TO TREAT YOU AS A HUMAN BEING WITH COMMON SENSE AND BASIC DECENCY!!!! IF YOU GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER SOMEONE NOT TREATING YOU LIKE THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE, OR UNINTENTIONALLY ‘TRIGGERING’ YOU, ITS FUCKNNG???? ITS FINE??? NOBODY CARES EXCEPT YOU AND YOU NEED TO LEARN TO UNCLENCH YOUR ASSCHEEKS AND LET GO OF THINGS.

Tumblr is a disgusting bastardizaton on how the world is, and how people should act. Stop looking at the world from your narrow tube of ignorance and refusal to listen to anybodys opinions other than your own and people like-minded to you. Yall have tried so hard to be loving and accepting to everyone, that youve BECOME the oppressors, only accepting a narrow range of people into your sick cult, pampering and conditioning them to how you want them to be and then dropping them off on a street corner when they start forming problems and morality issues because of your teachings. It took me YEARS to unlearn the toxic shit that tumblr shoved down my throat, and i took as fact, due to me being so young, vunerable, and gullible. 

The people on this website are absolutely horrible and theres a reason tumblr is considered one of the worst social media websites on the internet. The only reason im on here is because it provides a wide variety of art in all different mediums, and i like laughing at funny text posts. 

TLDR: if youre a young teenager or under 13, please leave this website before its too late. sincerely, a teenager that turns into an adult 4 days from now and kind of knows what theyre talking about from the 5 years they spent on this site.