I just know Joel Miller would destroy a never ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden.
He’d take Sarah there for “date night.” He’d wear his one nice button up shirt and Sarah would wear the dress she got for her soccer banquet. The two of them would go through three baskets of breadsticks and barely touch their salad to save room for pasta.
Joel loves pasta, it’s easy to cook and filling. He’s a pro at Stouffer lasagna from the oven. His secret tip? Pepperoni on top.
They’d stop at Blockbuster before home and rent a movie. Sarah would ask for *three* boxes of candy from the front counter. He’d tell her to pick only one and then sneakily purchase the other two boxes since he has a sweet tooth.
In true form, Sarah would fall asleep against him halfway through the movie. Joel silently finishes the film with a smile on his face, belly and heart full.
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Something that nobody tells you about growing up to be like your dad is that it will just give you new, invigorated insight into just how much your dad sucks ass. For example, I am in a foul fucking mood because I did poorly on my midterm and now feel like I need to vent my excess neurotic energy by picking a fight. However, instead of waiting til I get home and deliberately setting up a scenario where I have an excuse to blow up at my wife and kids without 'being in the wrong', I am instead fuming about how shitty my dad is, which harms nobody of importance and motivates me to be better than him out of spite. Cycle of toxicity averted.
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This is so shittily done but this is how the reunion went in my heart
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I absolutely LOVE @scaredtomst 's PT OC Maria Marinara! I love her simple yet adorable character design and she and Peppino are so cute together! She really feels like an actual character in the PT universe. I wanted to draw her since I adore her design and because Scaredtomst drew my OC Cannoli a while ago!
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mozzarella sticks (via instagram)
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