#food gif

[blankbabyangel]

As someone with a science background who actually can pronounce a lot of chemical names, I always see this as an invitation to eat shampoo

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[lustingfood]

Cucumber chicken sandwich (x)

[relaxingifs]

strawverrychopsticks on ig

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[apocky13]

Ah, so, this is how I look from the outside. This whole situation. As above, so below.

No wonder they are all losing it.

Delete the server indeed.

Hahhahahahaha!!

For those who don’t know, I am the technical admin for a Minecraft server. Now I have slightly above average skills with computers, but nothing to call home about, since computers generally act weird around me. That said I was the best equipped for it so me and @the-seelie-court-official started it up together, me for technical stuff and Dion for community stuff.

Now let me tell you about the Haunting on the Minecraft server.

One of the things I wanted to set up was NPC shop keeps. Now these shop keeps look like players, and I can code them to type in chat and to walk around, but they aren’t players. They aren’t counted in the server list, they only say the words I’ve given them. One of these Npcs was Herb, the Herbalist. They sold plants.

This was their skin, by the way.

Now one day herb stopped talking, this was odd so I tried to select them, like I had done so many times before, but it wouldn’t work. Whenever I tried I was met with error messages. I couldn’t select them, so I couldn’t delete them, I couldn’t move them, they had cut their strings and I the puppet master was forced to place an end portal beneath them and drop them into the void.

I thought this would be the last of it.

Fast forward a couple months and the server is up and running for public use. The players got into the end to find the end dragon missing, and upon building out to make an enderman farm we found herb. They were hovering, in the void. Easily accessible, I still couldn’t select them to change them or edit them so we just let them stay, floating above the yawning void that was meant to get rid of them.

Over time the server got more and more glitchy, chunks were being loaded by the thousand with only one or two people on at a time. After some serious sleuthing we (me and my team) found that the server recognized a ghost player. One that wasn’t listed when you pressed Tab, but was listed on the server side. The console of the server was filled with error messages almost constantly, cascading errors of Null, of Not Found despite the fact herb was right there.

Eventually it came to a head, the corn plants and slimefun crops went Wrong. Corrupted just like herb. And with fields of Steve heads staring back from what should be a farm we agreed that we would completely delete the world. The world that herb was in, that whole dimension. In hopes it would finally get rid of them.

We thought it worked, that we had finally be rid ourselves of this beast of my own creation. An hour later Herb Appeared at the world spawn. As if nothing had happened.

Finally I had to resort to burying them in a bedrock box directly under world spawn, because while I couldn’t move them I could break the blocks under them to make them fall. They sit down there trapped, vomiting error messages any time they are looked at or touched. Waiting for the chance to destroy what we have built.

[sprinkles-stims]

christmas roll cake !

[sunliess]

　　✦　　𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 bubblegum　　⑅　　 (✿˘˘)

[raccoonstims]

gyaru stimboard - credits under cut

[roocii002]

[forrest-system-stims]

스테이크 덮밥 슬라임

[animeglitch]

[lustingfood]

Ramen (x)

[e-resources]

rare blinkies !

actual rare blinkies that i never see circulating

[heartnosekid]

through.the.lleaves on ig

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚