#not rlly but sorta?

[weathrs]

        despite  having  no  clue  where  the  fuck  she  was  going  to  go,    gale  has  been  counting  down  the  seconds  until  she  could  leave.    hospitals  have  never  been  a  place  she  enjoyed,    and  it  only  got  worse  after  the  legacy  killings  the  year  prior.    after  what  feels  like  an  hour  of  contemplating  what  address  to  give  her  assistant  as  her  drop  off  location,    she  finally  lifts  her  eyes  from her phone and  is  greeted  with  an  unexpected,    but  familiar  face.    "    sidney?    what  are  you  doing  here?    "    she's  up  in  an  instant,    nose  scrunching  at  the  tug  of  her  stitches.    arms  wrap  around  the  other  in  a  hug,    grateful  sidney  had  been  safe  this  time    . . .    for  once,    no  one  had  harmed  her.    as  she  pulls  away,    smile  creeps  up  on  her  lips  as  she  sighs.    "  like  i  said,    they  didn't  get  me.    poked  a  couple  holes,    sure    -    but  i'm  fine.    "

@killedbilly

[mewniemoon]

What if instead of being resurrected and staying their age in the afterlife, the twins instead went back to the age they were when they were last alive (aka, lil babees)?

Bonus:

Nari was not emotionally prepared for this get him some soft blankets to build a nest with stat!!

[mephopheles]

currently been home alone for 4 hours, take another sonic shitposting

[dizzybizz]

this one goes out to all the kids who had their brain chemistry altered by werehog sonic growing up 💪💪💪

[fluffyartbl0g]

who tf is this guy???

modern au if it wasnt obvious :3 and fully coloured version of the first page under read more!

[ohnomysoul]

I think we should have a conversation about how people tend to portray Hornet as having a hair-trigger temper/being always just angry and how that’s both a disservice to her character and really odd considering how much of a stoic she tends to be in game about her feelings. She’s blunt and sharp but not explosive and straight up abrasive. She has tact. Just like someone who’s both a spider and born into a royal family has to be to survive.

And along with that, as a Lesbian myself, the way people write her as being always angry and pissed off mixed with the other defining trait of being a lesbian or sapphic in some way also rubs me the wrong way.

Like… I hope people realize that they are making her into the “angry/bitchy lesbian trope” right??? And by making her like be especially rude towards the men (who are written to hit on her) also plays into that? I doubt it’s intentional but it’s still offensive.

(Clarification too just in case: I love when people headcanon Hornet as being a Lesbian for obvious reasons that are not limited to me simply loving her as a character, but I do beg people to think more about how making the self controlled guardian that Hornet is into a lesbophobic trope that isn’t even adhering to her canon character is disheartening.)

[confettiiz]

khori but nori is the antichrist and khan is super religious totally original idea i made up (slash j this was thought of @electronix-arts again )

[biblically-accurate-dca]

au where moon fills in while sun is "on vacation" and nothing bad happens

[pup-pee]

hhhHHHHH

[pepperpixel]

Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god

[yellowvixen]

completely normal screenshots that haven't been changed at all (lying)

[weathrs]

        she's  leaning  against  the  wall  of  the  rickety  old  theater,    the  weight  of  the  day  heavy  on  her  shoulders  as  she  catches  a  glimpse  of  the  artifacts  from  the  numerous  ghostface  killings  over  the  years  out  of  the  corner  of  her  eye.    silence  is  interrupted  by  a  creaking  floorboard,    but  gale  knows  who  is  approaching  without  needing to look.    a  dry  laugh  falls  from  her  lips  as  she  turns  to  look  at  randy.    "    not  sure  that  was  worth  taking  the  red  eye  for.    that  fucking  sucked.    "    she  looks  away,    disturbingly  real  sketch  of  dewey's  bloody  body  burned  into  her  memory.    "    you  okay?    " 

@vanstabbed

[annqer]

how i look entering public transport (trains specifically)

[batz]

ok ya but This Scene from the new dhmis made me become so happpy i wanted to gnaw thru a brick wall when i saw it. i love gay puppets. wow<3

anyway what if they were oldmen

[havenotwillnotreadthebooks]

Lmao imagine if a couple wanted to get married in Lindon or Imladris and saw Elrond and was like “sure why not” and just, asked him to witness their vows in place of any actual maiar or valar.

Like the relationship between the elves in the Valar-Only-Mildly-Care Place and the Valar/Maiar themselves has got to still be stiff since elves are stupidly stubborn about holding grudges, so imagine if a couple just went “fuck the valinor glowsticks, Lord Elrond has been feeding us well and sheltering us for over a century. He’s got some ainur blood anyway.”

So they ask Elrond to be witness and he agrees thinking they just want a lord’s blessing or something and then-

“[Elvish Marriage Vows] we swear in the name of Lord Elrond Peredhel and Eru Illuvatar [More Marriage Vows]”

And at this point Elrond just has to roll with it but he bluescreens later while Erestor and Glorfindel laugh at him (Celebrian and or Gil-Galad too if they’re around)

Bonus points if It becomes a tradition in Imladris/Lindon even though he neutrally suggests a vala instead every time like

Elrond, trying not to get smited as soon as he steps foot into Valinor: hey Lady Yavanna is pretty cool though, right?

Elven Couple, exiled thousands of years ago and still frost-bitten: yes, pity there were no flowers in the Grinding Ice, my Lord. Anyways, would you mind being a witness to our wedding ceremony?”

Elrond starts glowing slightly and never lives it down. He goes to Valinor and people still ask him out of tradition or genuine respect and the Valar just have to put a small tapestry of Elrond as a patron of unions or something so they can claim some sort of control over the situation.

Elrond is mortified, and nobody lets him live it down.

[mitskikissme]

My very rushed love letter to @rowdyknives fanfic what it means to love her. hes such a talented writer no jokeee