#not the pear wiggler 😭😭😭

[novorehere]

Tfw you haven’t eaten anything all day and are suddenly stricken with vore thoughts at work of all places, which then in turn makes you even more hungry because your brain is like oh I guess we’re thinking about food now

[crescentpaws]

OK CAR RIDE QUESTIONS 4 U (you don’t have to answer all of them im just also bored rn)

do you like to listen to music/podcasts on a car journey?

if so any recs?

favourite gas station snack?

hmmm…. what do you think fintan would do on a road trip… he seems like a doritos guy 2 me…

GETTING OFF TOPIC. what’s the best fast food place/place for road trip lunch?

worst road trip Event that makes you wanna commit arson

(like him… IM GETTING OFF TOPIC !)

ok man i give up i canf think of anything else roadtrip related. do you have a favourite fintan line/moment?

do you think he qualifies as doomed by the narrative?

whats your ideal shannon-be-damned fintan endgame (purposely vague— death/redemption/yaoi/all at once/secret fifth thing whatever you desire)

whats the funniest theory you have for unravelled? personally ithink keefes gonna meet alvar at the pride parade

when you rotate fintan in your head is it like a smooth 3d animation or the pear wiggler or a washing machine or?

1. yes i am an avid music enjoyer

2. idk man i just listen to set it off

3. can’t go wrong with candy & potato chips

4. i dunno about snacks but. he would be the guy in the passenger seat that props his feet up on the dash…. but in an annoying & distracting way. if he had the back seat all to himself he would sprawl out dramatically. & if he was the one driving he would definitely do random swerves & sudden accelerations/breaks just to annoy other drivers/the other people in the car. he is an asshole.

also i think any elf on a road trip would be complaining “are we there yet” because they’re too used to light leaping and don’t know how to wait more than a few minutes to travel somewhere.

but fintan would definitely prefer car drives over plane flights…. specifically because he would find it agonizing to be that high up in the atmosphere (therefore closer to the sun & everblaze) without being able to use his ability. he would squeeze himself into the tiny plane bathroom and have a breakdown.

5. augh i don’t know….. i’m a picky eater so there’s not many places i’ll go tbh….

6. any bathroom inconveniences…. i will kill someone

8. fav fintan line has got to be “sorry i’m late. the security here is murder” bc he had no right to say that wtf 😭😭😭 actually worst person ever he sucks so much. other fav peace summit lines are “there’s no need to be offended. being superior isn’t all it’s cracked up to be” and “how predictable of you” because i love it when he is an arrogant sarcastic bitch.

top 3 fintan scenes are the peace summit, his memory break, and his healing i think (not in any particular order). but also i love his “surprise” when he reveals that he’s still alive in book 4 becahse WHY IS HE SUCH A SMUG LITTLE FUCKER. hate that bitch (i love him so much)

9. i think it depends on how you look at it. young baby councillor fintan is definitely doomed i think. but evil bitch neverseen fintan has deliberately chosen all his actions and therefore i think is more doomed by himself than the narrative if anything. obviously though the series hasn’t ended yet so. we’ll have to see.

10. ALL AT ONCE‼️💥💥 in all seriousness though i have conflicting opinions…. i wouldn’t like a redemption arc because i know all that would mean would be him helping out the main characters from within his prison…. and i am not content with him rotting in prison for all of eternity. but i KNOW if he breaks out the series will have to end with him dying… which i also don’t want…. but i’d be more ok with his death if it was actually intense and emotional and dramatic unlike literally all the other neverseen deaths so far……. i think bronte should kill him homoerotically i think that would be neat.

11. keefe gets rabies 🔥🔥 maybe he somehow gets a british accent also…. idk. also if i’m forced to read a whole keefe book he better mention fintan at least once… just for me…….. (i need him to recap his time in the neverseen pls that would actually make me excited to read the book)

12. low quality image of him spinning around like he’s on a spinny chair (but there is no chair & he is just floating)

[strebcr]

🍐 For one broccoli 🥦

you know what send 🍐 and I will personally judge if your muse is going to the pear wiggler or not to atone for their sins

Bro who do you think is shaking the pear wiggler from the outside!? He's the pear wiggler warden 😭😭😭

[rottenmarquee]

😭 😭 i want to overstimulate someone rn and make them so overwhelmes tht they can only think abt me. I want to put someone's brain in the pear wiggler and shit too.. Society..

[pavooko]

I want to put your drifter into the pear wiggler /affectionate

Omggg I appreciate that so much!!!😭💖

[verved]

YOUR POOR BLORBO 😭😭😭😭😭

Naughty squids get put in the pear wiggler to atone for their sins.

[kiseiakhun]

Ask Meme: Kyle Rayner

First impression - baby lantern. baby? smol tiny. good boy.

Impression now - Kyle is what would happen if you dumped the soul of a teenaged girl into the body of an adult man. He's the protagonist in a YA paranormal romance. He's girl-coded. Kyle has the personality and temper of a not-like-other-girls generic white girl who stars in every urban fantasy series published in the mid 2000's. He's a mary sue and he deserves to be. Kyle has one(1) braincell and it's just rattling around in his head like a ping-pong ball stuck in a pear wiggler. I love him so much.

Favorite moment -

Idea for a story - Kyle Gets Gangbanged For 30 Thousand Words

Unpopular opinion - I don't have any unpopular opinions I just want him back again 😭 please dc... it's been four years... give me my boy...

Favorite relationship - I love them all BUT I'm going to say his relationship with Roy for this one because it's v under-rated. Donna and Roy were the ones who brought him into Titans! Actually, I'm just going to say that whole first Titans team. Donna and Kyle and Roy and BART and ROSE and GRANT and Tara (the nice one) and Kara!! And Mirage, but we can forget her. It was a good team! Rose had a baby crush on Kyle and Bart had a baby crush on Rose... they were all babies...

Favorite headcanon - Kyle and Donna and Roy were a throuple when they were Titans together

[ask meme]

[wired-heartbeats]

I’m literally so honored you think about that ask so much omg???!?!? 😭 you’re so sweet!!! And since we’re talking about stuff that lives in our heads rent free lemme tell you that I love reading through your f/o imagine posts!! Idk how but so many of your posts hit the mark! every! Time! Like you come up with some of the best daydreaming content and I live for it!! I really only ever pop up to read the awesome content people come up with in this community and you’re one of them! Anyway I hope you’re having an awesome day/night! Time to disappear into the shadows again LOL - 🍐 (putting this emoji cause it’s faster than writing pear wiggler anon-)

Oh my god you’re literally the sweetest!!!!! I certainly do my best! I mostly pull my f/o imagines out of the daydream scenarios *I* think about and adapt them to be more general for folks so I’m happy you enjoy them so much 👉👈

[strebcr]

🍐

you know what send 🍐 and I will personally judge if your muse is going to the pear wiggler or not to atone for their sins

I could never put Ammy in the pear wiggler 😭 they're safe

[strebcr]

🍐lulw

you know what send 🍐 and I will personally judge if your muse is going to the pear wiggler or not to atone for their sins

Bro has been though enough 😭 he's safe from the pear wiggler....FOR NOW 👁👄👁