#notcaptainbritain

[wholemeasure-a]

notcaptainbritain replied to your post: X

his wife and kids didn’t get killed for anyone to ship him with anyone except kathryn o’ brien tbh

this reply made me very emotional. thank u. thank u.

[commanderhand]

notcaptainbritain replied to your post: I want someone to ask Victoria about working for...

I, too, miss when comics used to be good

what the fuck is a comic

[tothedisloyal]

What were Success' thoughts on the Superhuman Registration Act? Whose side would she take if the events of Civil War were to take place now?

Success doesn’t like to get involved in politics, though she’s kinda forced to simply because she’s a neurodivergent black lesbian. But when the Superhuman Registration Act was going down, her powers hadn’t manifested in any noticeable way and neither had her two sisters’ (Justice has love powers and Freedom has luck powers), so she avoided this particular topic because she didn’t need the stress. She wasn’t of voting age at the time either, so she didn’t really see much she could do about it anyway.

If it were to happen now, she’d probably be more actively opposed because it would affect her more directly, but now she’s also in a weird position where she has to be in the Avengers’ good graces and feed intel to AIM, so what she would do would depend on what Rappaccini wanted her to do and what would keep her sisters safest.

Her sisters’ powers aren’t really known outside the family, so she’d try to keep it that way. If anyone tried to register her sisters or drag them into being superheroes, she’d bail on Monica and the Avengers and just try to keep her sisters out of it.

[lazergrrl-archive-blog]

“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”

@notcaptainbritain |bruised and broken meme ( accepting! )

    “why? is my makeup smeared?” she’s joking. since, well, she has a little blood on the side of her head. the result of a watch dog pulling out a knife and slicing at her. eliza managed to get all of them, nice and tied up for the proper authorities to pick up. 

     of course, being a superhero is tough work and you never get away without a few scratches. “those jerks made me break a nail to.” 

[colonelrogers]

Union Jack & Captain America: Captain America: Steve Rogers #9

[contessavalentina]

notcaptainbritain started following you

Any chance you’re here on the job? Or that you want to be? 

[fangedfirecracker]

notcaptainbritain replied to your post: and yes, jubi|ee and b@tman did get fused into one...

JUBATLEE

The baddest batass to ever live.

[noworldnomad]

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

“I mean, arguably yes. Like... like maybe I just look like a really bad liar because I’m actually keeping another secret so like, all my secret keeping skills are focused there and not on poker-facing regarding this?”

@notcaptainbritain

[dcrmammu]

Accent!

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[girlshavesharpteeth]

“There were a lot of explosions for two people blending in.”

“Explosions catch people’s attention, everyone in the area was so busy wondering what had happened it was easy to blend in. Nobody even looked at me.”

[wobblemywebs-a]

notcaptainbritain replied to your post: notcaptainbritain replied to your post “BENDIS...

yeah and he put mantis, jack flag, bug and cosmo on a bus just so he could shoehorn in heroes who had no business being there (iron man, venom, ben grimm)

ben grimm made sense because of his experience and lack of team but taking agent venom out of being an agent made little sense. at least iron man got cool armor, but he didn’t need to be there at all.

[lazergrrl-archive-blog]

❛ well, fuck me. ❜

@notcaptainbritain | three word starters ( accepting! )

she blinks, taken a bit off guard by joey. the men he was chasing are all bounded together with neon. their struggling, but it’s impossible to break the light unless eliza does it. or it fades after a few hours. she stands ( or floats ) in front of him, starting to smile. 

“oh um     were you looking for them?” 

[looktotheants-a]

notcaptainbritain replied to your post: (( little known rule about texas: if something...

mate if you were born in america you’re a yank as far as I’m concerned my fiancée is mexican and she’s still a bloody yank to me

(( yeah well if you’re a GOD-FEARING RED-BLOODED AMERICAN and not a HEATHENOUS REDCOAT

then the world is divided in two categories: TEXANS and DAMN YANKS sorry i don’t make the rules god #blessed Texas with the NRA

pLUS we could leave the union whenever we want and be our own country and then we’d be the BEST COUNTRY EVER OKAY because we’re BIGGER ))

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speaking of characters and online dating

just a reminder that Darcy’s profile pic on all of her dating profiles is a selfie with her and Union Jack (notcaptainbritain who is no longer around rip)