#nothing!!

[clown-eating-pig]

I really love gertrude robinson bc how often do you get an older woman character who just really sucks? She sacrifices ppl that trust her. She is so focused on keeping the world from ending that she completely doesn’t notice one of her assistants routinely torturing the others. She dismembered a guy. She does her job badly on purpose. She’s cunning and sneaky. She dares her murderous, immortality seeking boss to kill her. She gets murdered by her murderous, immortality seeking boss. She’s not particularly friendly. She somehow had access to plastic explosives. She’s a manipulator and a liar. She’s bound to the avatar of destruction. She helped a guy get rid of a pig by telling him to put it in conk crete. She is like the opposite of a sweet little grandma and that’s beautiful.

[madame-mongoose]

i cannot be sad if im an ant :)

[marshmellowtea]

sentry apologism is so good and morally correct

[nutmegpoid]

it is annoying that any time theres like any story of seasons stuff though theres people going "ANOTHER farming sim?" "its another stardew clone" etc etc like You Know Nothing. Blasting You With Laser Eyes.

[commieorcs]

every day i wake up pissed that mars and venus didn’t switch places

[imaredshirt]

Me @ me: What's the point of buying reeses minis to treat yourself for writing after work if you're just gonna lie in bed and eat them without writing anyway

[lovelyisadora]

if I can’t fall asleep in the next ten minutes I’m gnawing my hands off or something ah

[cetra]

Honestly..... what's stopping me from adding Can You Feel The Love Tonight from The Lion King to Malachy and Lae'zel's playlist.

[millenniumdueled]

Never have I ever broke something for the sake of breaking something.

.....ummm

well you got me there, oops! :p

[0xeyedaisy]

tumblr stop recommending me unrebloggable posts. Do you know how sad I got cuz I realized I couldn't reblog this

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[great-and-small]

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[crow-thing]

Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :