#nothing burgers

[long-lost-mcguffin]

edna and nya are besties btw. jaya or not they are engineering besties. edna is the mom nya never had. i’m not accepting criticisms.

[gumy-shark]

do you think men’s hockey rpf readers ever go to check an authors profile and then get frustrated bc that was the author’s only men’s hockey rpf fic and the rest is anime or kids cartoons or smth. or are they like. reveling in their luxury

[perseuspixl]

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Just another GOP/MAGA Nothing-burger ....

[shadowpeachyuri]

wukong, scrolling his phone: hey macaque how's your spotify wrapped looking

macaque: [doesnt know what a spotify wrapped is] kill yourself

[bebe-benzenheimer]

because some youtubedrama discussion is really giving me the Forrest Whittaker eye. feel free to snag for when anything is giving you the Forrest Whittaker eye.

[antifa-terra]

Me: I hate America so much, I'm the opposite of a patriot, I will never be loyal to this cursed place.

Someone: How do you fold your paper, vertically or horizontally? Me: Excuse me, what did you just say? What the fuck did you just say to me? I am an AMERICAN, we will call it HOTDOG STYLE or HAMBURGER STYLE.

[parisoonic]

Two insufferable idiots visit the library. Transcript below as my handwriting is really teeny tiny in that last panel.

Panel 1: Medic: So, we rounded the corner and all those idiots were bunched up around the kart. I pop, and Misha here swept his gun around like it was the hand of God. There was blood everywhere! A full team on one kritz! Hahahaha! What a day! You're probably thinking but Mr. Ludwig, wouldn't they all respawn at once? Yes. They did. It was terrible, but- Librarian (off screen): Sir. Sir please. Panel 2: Librarian : Okay, very good sirs. Your library books are still overdue and covered in...blood? Medic (off screen): And viscera! Panel 3: Heavy: Is OK. I will pay.

Panel 4: Medic: I really thought my enchanting anecdote would get those fines waived for you! Heavy: Is OK Doktor, story was good. You had to be there though. Thanks for coffee. Medic: Ja, you're welcome. It was the least I could do after ruining those books. Heavy: You...you said it was Pyro and Scout... Medic: I did?

[densewentz]

Happy Halloween!

Sandman Inktober was a blast! Wrapping up my little run with some Bob's Burgers inspired costumes + more kid fic AU. Kian gets to be Peter Pan's Labyrinth, Dream is Billy Idol-ish, and Regular-Sized-Hobsie is Paul Rudd in 'I Love You, Man'. (Tulip is either a bat or a cat, neither Hob nor Dream know for sure. Matthew is just a dirty candy thief)

[nottodayjustin]

January 25th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

Wholesome

[acetheabnormal]

Complete and utter nonsense coming at you live

[long-lost-mcguffin]

au where the ninja make a majority of their income off of boyfriend/girlfriend audio patreons. harumi is parasocially in love with lloyd and brings back garmadon as a grand show of affection. lloyd has an even worse time than in canon

[showtoonzfan]

“That’s it? That’s the Hazbin hotel season one finale?”

[pbbibbin]

(burger) mean girls but make tina a mean girl in an alternate reality

i wanted an excuse to give tina a terrible teen makeover. if that makes sense

[callmegaith]

Tough crowd : )

Private investigation

[realkeylogger]

merry christmas and a happy new yuri

[mlentertainment]

blah blah roman empire etc etc