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k4r4ss · 2 months

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#transformers #soundwave #megatron #megasound #maccadam #tfp soundwave #tfp megatron #when i want my blorbos to dramatically smoke together i cant be stop by simple facts that they are big metal robots #and one of them doesnt have a face #its like cigarettes after sex but instead of sex it was spar because both of them emotionally constipated #i had an artblock at megasound week so now im compensating

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meownotgood · 7 months

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GODDDDDDDDDD myethos aki turned out so good he's so goddamm handsome im gonna have a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!

#LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIIIIMMMMMM #I'm short circuiting #he's so....... so.....#I think his face is perfect I love his eyes and his nose and his little cigarette #and his bangsssss UGH!!#I literally want to kiss him I'm not sane right now #I'm in loveeee #he is so stunning #ALSO I SAW THAT YOU CAN REMOVE HIM FROM THE BASE????#WHICH IS SO COOL #perhaps he can be like that one gojo figure and he can sit on things without his base??#I will have to try it!!!#come out soon in japan please... 🙏#aki <3

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sugoi-writes · 15 days

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Woooulllld anyone like a sneak peek of my risqué Human!Alastor piece?

I don't want to spoil too much, but like... GAH, I'm getting scared that it's not good! I almost want to PM it someone just to seeeee ;;-;; Because I'm a coward

(If there is a big enough outcry though, I'll make it public. My nerves are just SHOT due to personal-life issues)

Bodugdoidhoih <3 B y e love y'all heheoihdhdid

#this request is killing me in the best way #I want to be sure it's well executed because of the subject matter #I have also been severely doubting my abilities to write good shit and I need a win boys #sorry for being so fucking fr rn but this enby is in what is probably a stage of manic decline and or depression #I need a cigarette a milkshake and a hug #or a nice handshakes #I enjoy a good handshake actually #Im rambling now time to fuck off #BYEEEEEEEE #danny rambles #danny speaks

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feline-evil · 6 months

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Master Miller time

#my art #metal gear #metal gear solid #master miller #kazuhira miller #i honestly just wanted to draw the 'oh this? its laced w drugs' image bc its so fucking funny #but it became this bc <3 its master miller wesnesday. master milfer even if you will #i think the og joke i made 2 my boyfriend which is what inspired this was #master miller taking a drag from a ciggarette and young davesnake coming over like hey can i bum a cig off you #and shes like oh this? this is laced w estrogen you dont want this.#. and hes like really??? and she stares at him.#says no dave dont be fucking stupid it was a joke. and you can buy your own cigarettes fuck off #and then she ruffles his hair and sends him on his way cuz hes a good lad shes just not sharing her smokes w anyone #ANYWAY. iuf you want my now developing trans headcanons abt her i dont think she goes on hrt or medically transitions #shes out here and shes trans and shes smoking six packs a day and i love her <3 #IDK JUST! older trans people who dont realise stuff abt themselves till later in life mean a lot to meeeeee so i like headcanoning her #like this. HOOAH wow i rambled a lot on this doodle. hello hi enjoy my miller doodles

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waitineedaname · 8 months

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how long did it take for greed to figure out ling is fifteen. people always joke about him realizing he's not legally old enough to drink, but tbh they're always talking about ling looking older than he is and I think the much more pressing issue with purchasing alcohol would be that ling doesn't have any legal ID. personally i think it would be very funny if greed didn't realize for ages and then ed turns sixteen during the camping trip and is like "haha what's it like being fifteen loser" and greed is like Excuse Me. What.

#fma #there's nothing quite like having to read extremely dry academic articles to make me write very stupid fma posts #this isn't the most REALISTIC option but it is the funniest #realistically he'd probably figure it out pretty quick #but god it's funny thinking about him realizing he's stuck in a teenager's body. hell on earth #ed is like that tweet about someone turning fourteen and calling their friend like what's it like being thirteen idiot #except greed is like hang on. you're telling me I can't legally buy cigarettes in this body?#and ling's like were you planning to smoke them???#and he's like no. I just wanted to have them. and now I CAN'T #fma posting

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oatbugs · 3 months

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my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

#he keeps falling asleep almost on my shoulder and waking up and readjusting but i want to tell him its ok weve seen a lot #of each other ive seen your brainwaves you called me crying a few nights ago. research partner right now is a potentiality #friend is a certainty. i met a banker passionate about finance. he said his advice made the lives of others better and he likes the numbers #more than he likes anything else. on a high rise near canary wharf the view was wonderful and the people even moreso #he said i loved her but i spent 33 grand on her and i cant do this anymore. his voice cracked talking about her. he did love her.#and she talked softly she grabbed my hand she bought me a pack of Marlborough gold she told me to snap #the russian menthol cigarettes of the tortured polish man near us with my teeth i kept staring at her teeth #bright white and sharp. i couldnt find her heartbeat but i did find warmth and i did find her lips and i did feel #how she felt pressed against a wall. a pretty boy held my hand and i gave him my number. i couldnt stop smiling about her no matter #how many runways youve walked on how many collections youve designed how many students youve taught. senior lecturer teaches me how to do #very unethical things ethically over a double shot of vodka made by the half-persian with broken farsi. she talks softly #and she says her eyes are hazel but they appear a shade of red. pure gold on her hands and leather on her back and her fingers on my lips #(she talks softly sees through me she says something i cant hear but i wont forget the way she flies) she talked to my research partner #about the possibility of moving to sunny dubai with the rest of her family and my heart felt pierced. on her arm i traces a tattoo of a #knife passing through a rose. she told me she thought there was romance in severing so i kissed her some more.#he sat me down and asked me what i loved and i told him and he said no romance no person no tragedy will take that from you.#the room was filled with a collection of people in love with something that wasnt a person and i kept looking at her.#red eyes bitten jawline beautiful hands. it is 3 degrees Celsius my head is on his shoulder i miss my friends #we walked out the lecture hall with arms linked a photo of two years ago and we both said #jesus christ. i miss you all. and i miss logic metatheory lectures. im glad i get to stare at the depth of your eyes #i wish i had met you years ago.#crushposting

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whos-tanya · 4 months

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Will and Mike romantic relationship where Mike is ready to post up to anyone making fun of Will’s facial expressions

#who’s Lila #whos lila #William Clarke #under a read more because I’m worried this is a lil cringy #they went on The Walk together and shared that cigarette #and danced even???#they’re in love #and nothing bad ever happened #Crush by Ethel Cain vibes???#i only want him if he says it first to me 🫣#alright I’m done now

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cheddarch33se · 6 months

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“The people hated him, the church hated him, even his own wife! I mean, it’s impressive, really, this kind of fall from grace. Did Icarus know about you? Him, I mean. Wilbur Minecraft .”

This one is for @crimebeach and their fic "Blood and Cigarettes" !!!!!! It's one of my favorite tntduo fics at the moment!! To whoever hasn't read it before: absolutely go check it out!!

#i personally can't say that I'm proud of it but i hope you'll enjoy it #i love the background tho #the colors are exactly how i wanted them to be #and the candles #anyway go read blood and cigarettes right now #it's awesome #one of my favorite portrayals of tntduo dynamic #quackity #blood and ciggarettes #perhaps i will draw more scenes who knows

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hella1975 · 1 year

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fuck it im gonna reread aftg

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michi-chelle · 2 months

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sir that’s rich coming from you

#slow damage #me coming outta taku’s route lmaooo #i feel that tho i would nottttt smash towa if he were a real person #given his diet of alcohol and cigarettes he most certainly reeks and guy probably tastes like battery acid #and tbh when i was first looking into this game deciding whether i was gonna play it #his design didn’t speak to me at all #but now that i know more about him and i read his thoughts and see his interactions with others #he’s become very endearing to me and now i want to draw him all the time lol!#oh towa my pathetic loser boy #michi yaps

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clove-pinks · 3 months

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Enter my bedroom when I'm 12 years old!

£20,000 REWARD Franklin Expedition "poster" on wall—it's only 8.5" x 11" because that's the size the library photocopier can make, but I'm very proud of this one.

Photocopied passages from other polar exploration books, also taped to the wall! My plan here is evidently luring people into my room and Educating them about the Franklin Expedition (p.s. everything that went wrong was because of LEAD POISONING, obviously).

A few genuine antique cigarette cards, with a polar exploration theme!

Framed picture of Francis Crozier (photocopy from a book), and ONLY Francis Crozier, on my bureau in a little frame. Why Crozier?! (I loved the sadness in his eyes in that 1845 dag).

On the opposite wall: Beatles posters.

I don't even know what's in the bookcase: probably a lot of Dickens in cheap paperbacks (I won't get Frozen in Time until age 13).

There's probably a rosary somewhere from the elderly mother of my mom's boyfriend.

#shaun talks #as a new england child i had a lot of access to antique shops #antique cigarette cards were within my 12-year-old budget #want to rent yellow submarine from the video store? we have a VCR now!

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oozeandgoo-art · 1 month

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#oc #haven #rex #monochrome #contents: a little raunchy for tumblr #doodle #really high effort one but it's about the shapes more than anything else lol #meme redraw #comic #i may color this. the original plan was to color it. however i spent all my energy for coloring on drawing an aftermath coda #im fond of this one. there's a lot happening in it #haven and rex are both dressed "up'' to annoy the other's plus-one minor enemy #<- specific au element #rex is wearing a weezer shirt because haven knows that'll piss off taran. haven is dressed up like rex's best attempt at a mid-00s surfer #because he knows felyx cant fucking stand haven and is also into buff masc dudes dressed in jeans with rhinestones and thinks it'll be funn #to put felyx in the Lustful Colander #(he is right)#haven's house is not actually a cool neat influencer home or whatever there's no like open floorplan white walls light bamboo floor bullshi #going on here. it's all like green and red granite tile and shit. the man has been around for a very long time he knows what kind of decor #he's fond of. those ARE fish tanks in the walls though. and a spiral staircase #the man has been around for a very long time. he does not give a shit if what he likes is 'tacky'#also when the one speechbubble he says gets weird it is because he is using a magic power and forcing rex to put his cigarette out. rex is #naturally kind of annoyed about this. it used to make haven wince when he put his cigs out on his hands so he keeps doing it every time thi #happens but he has not yet cottoned on to the fact that haven has fully stopped wincing and now just thinks it's a normal habit he has #and has no idea that it's specifically aimed in his direction #also haven has no issue with giving head but rex isn't aware of that. they don't communicate well #and what Rex is actually aware of mostly consists of 'asking him to bottom turned into a giant argument and then a physical actual fight #and he broke my jaw in like four places over it and it was awesome but i didnt get what i wanted' and kind of gave up on the subject #he couldve been getting his d!ck sucked this whole time and he didnt know it. so sad #lineart

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bachirasbodyguard · 1 year

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i think about this daily. btw

#*taking a drag from a cigarette and sighing* these guys are trying to kill me #the damage these 2 could be doing if they only knew how to care about each other in normal and less obsessive and harsh ways #that panl of sae thinking abt rin after that 'but in terms of what they (BL) see and where they're going they're miles above you (u20)' lin #makes me sick. SICK.#sobs #the way he wants rin to be better than him and reach higher but knows that rin will never do it with the mindset he has towards fotball now #remember how he called rin an exceptional talent? or just me #anyway.#i shan't talk about this nay more because i've come to understand i'm probably one of the 3 people on the planet who actually like Sae #and I have too much to say. and frankly I think i've lost my objectivity when it comes to his character but #he's constantly microwaving in my mind. constantly. just know that. i've figured him out.#when I think of sae in my mind he's always alone. and i often think of how lonely and crushing his teenage years must have been #anyway #whatever #itoshi brothers..... hang in there #the bit abt the last day on earth is from the egoist bible btw #mine #itoshi sae #sae itoshi

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eggwishing · 7 months

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pretty scary

#im going through something right now i dont know WHAT!!!!!!!!!!#this is. roling giant btw watch it on youtube its good #normally wouldnt post something like this but i dont want to witness this on my own #if secondhand smoke was a drawing #but the secndhand smoke is from like. a burning landfill or osmehting not a cigarette

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cynicalmusings · 1 month

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just had a brainwave. consider: x-files sculder au with heizou (mulder) and reader (scully), where heizou’s always banging on about his intuition (hence why he’s seen as a weirdo in the tenryou commission’s detective force what’s-it-called) and instead of aliens they’re investigating instances to do with yōkai and spirits…

#oooh i want to write it now #but. i have other priorities.#but… sculder heizou au…#heizou x reader #heizou #kujou sara works perfectly as skinner #fatui are the evil people?#signora as the ‘cigarette smoking man’ (i still cannot believe that’s his actual name)?

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avengerphobic · 17 days

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#im not gonna tag this as him cuz i dont want this in the main tag but robbie #reyes obv anyway the idea is he picked it up cuz it was the only way he could get a break at work and now #he cant quite kick the habit #but on the other hand him smoking like literally smoke coming out of him naturally and amadeus assuming he smokes and being like nooooo its #so bad for you uwu and robbies like uh no i just do this #anyway i think amadeus would want him to put a cigarette out on him

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