#npmk

[pastriibunz]

NIGHTMARE KAI-ME OFFICIAL LINEUP!

“LOOK WHAT HAPPENS, NIGHTMARE TI KAIME!”

Summary: A 10 part/episode miniseries revolving around Kai’s misadventures in Hatchetfield! Follow Kai’s goofy hijinks as she deals with everything from robots to cat loving kidnappers! Some episodes are based off of episodes from Team Starkid’s series “Nightmare Time” and some episodes are original works by yours truly (with prompts/plot outlines by @local-soda-can)!

SEASON ONE, EPISODE ONE - Hey, Melissa!

“meow meow meow meow - meow mix cat food”

Episode Type: Canon (?)

Summary: Kai gets involved in a very bizarre adventure with her father’s bubbly coworker, Melissa. KAI GETS CATGIRL’D LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

SEASON ONE, EPISODE TWO - The Waylon Squatter

“we’ll meet again - vera lynn”

Episode Type: Non Canon

Summary: Peter Spankoffski and Stephanie Lauter decide to break head into the Waylon to make hang out. Their plans are interrupted by Grace Chasity, who decides to tag along on their little adventure, much to their dismay. The three are informed of the rumors of the Waylon being haunted by various ghosts, one of which being the ghost of a young homeless girl who hid in the Waylon in hopes of shelter, but was driven insane by what went on inside the walls. She now stalks the halls, singing a beautiful, yet haunting melody, now dubbed ‘The Waylon Squatter’. The trio brushes off the rumors as just that and sets off to disprove them. Their adventure takes a turn for the worse as they come face to face with a very real Waylon Squatter, who doesn’t take well to strangers in her territory. The trio now has to try and survive while uncovering the mystery behind The Waylon Squatter’s past.

SEASON ONE, EPISODE THREE - Forever And Always

“forever & always - original starkid cast of nightmare time”

Episode Type: Canon

Summary: Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins are finally getting hitched, and their adoptive daughter, Kai Drew, is happy to join them on the ride! However, when secrets arise from Emma's past, the happy family's lives are turned upside down as the couple is forced to confront their skeletons in their closets, and Kai is forced to choose between the family she thought she knew or the truth.

SEASON ONE, EPISODE FOUR - Revised Reprise

“puppet boy - devo”

Episode Type: Non Canon

Summary: Paul and Emma love Kai! Of course they do, she’s been living with them for a while now, she’s practically their daughter! But, they realize something: they don’t really know much about Kai’s past, other than she lived in a town called Unington with her parents and friends. Everything else is a mystery to them. So, what do they do? Ask the source, of course! Kai is hesitant to share the details of her past, as her life has been full of tragedies and hardship. With enough convincing, Kai starts to think back to her past. While doing this, she stumbles upon something strange: she can’t quite remember what traumatic events happened to her. And the things she can remember? They’ve been twisted and turned into a more romanticized version of events, along with an entirely new person added into her memories. Confused and determined to get to the bottom of this, Kai heads back to her hometown to figure out why her memories were rewritten and who was behind it.

SEASON ONE, EPISODE FIVE - Watcher World

“the blinky song - original starkid cast of nightmare time”

Episode Type: Canon

Summary: Kai is invited to spend the day with her Uncle Bill and his daughter, Alice, for some “family bonding time” at Watcher World, an older amusement park located on the edge of Hatchetfield. But, of course, Kai can never catch a break, as her fun turns to fear when she realizes there’s more to the park than meets the eye.

SEASON ONE, EPISODE SIX - Miss Ingénue

“venetian blind man (song) - will wood”

Episode Type: Non Canon

Summary: Kai loves living in Hatchetfield! She’s got some awesome parents that she loves a lot, and most of everyone is half decent towards her. Recently, however, things have been a bit…odd. Paul and Emma have been strangely overprotective of her, barely allowing her room to breathe. Plus, whenever she goes out alone, she can’t help but feel like she’s being watched by thousands of eyes, and not in a good way. Watch as Kai tries to get to the bottom of the strange happenings that are occurring to her.

SEASON ONE, EPISODE SEVEN - Abstinence Camp

“virginity rocks - original starkid cast of nightmare time 2”

Episode Type: Canon

Summary: Kai is forced to go to Hatchetfield’s very own Abstinence Camp by Paul when she offhandedly mentions she kinda, sorta, peggedaman lost her virginity and he freaks. Despite her protests and repeated reassurances of the fact that she is asexual, she gets sent to the camp. And as trouble follows Kai everywhere and refuses to lay off her, she learns of a dark secret, one that stalks the camp, lurking in the shadows. One that punishes the horny and troublemaking teens of the camp that refuse to abstain. One that carries an axe.

SEASON ONE, EPISODE EIGHT - Food For Thought

“dinner is not over - jack stauber’s micropop”

Episode Type: Non Canon

Summary: All your worst nightmares have come true: Kai has entered the work force! That’s right, Miss Drew now has a job at Hatchetfield’s very own Miss Retro’s! Kai’s extremely thankful for the job, as it allows her to do one of her only comforts left: cooking for others! Kai’s BANGIN cooking skills begin to attract attention, and the diner gets a lot of traction! However, cooking takes a turn for the worse, as Kai begins to get plagued with horrific and grotesque visions of her friends and family as she cooks. Panicked and overwhelmed by the visions, Kai is forced out of the kitchen and onto the diner floor, taking orders and bringing customers their food. But when a mysterious customer enters the diner and requests Kai to cook their meals, Kai is forced back into the kitchen. The food ordered is strangely familiar to her, and Kai’s suspicions start to grow as she wonders who the customer is, and what they want with her.

SEASON ONE, EPISODE NINE - Web Of Lies

“kiss me, son of god - they might be giants”

Episode Type: Non Canon

Summary: Kai has won. Finally, after years of searching, Kai has found a timeline where nothing bad happens. She’s finally able to have that happy family she so desperately wants! But, nothing lasts forever. She soon is plagued by visions of other timelines. With her deduction skills, she soon concludes that something or someone is messing with her, and she has a pretty good idea of who. She confronts them, and she thinks her problems are over. Soon, however, things start to spiral out of control. Also, does anyone mind telling Kai what the heck a Webby is?!

SEASON ONE, EPISODE TEN - Space Drifter

“another believer - rufus wainwright”

Episode Type: Non Canon

Summary: Kai’s habit of running from her problems finally catches up to her.

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[hatchetfieldocweek]

HATCHETFIELD OC WEEK!

Hi everyone! Welcome to March 2024’s Hatchetfield OC Week! This blog is the hub for all things related to the week!

The dates run from March 10th - March 16th! However, due to the short notice + this being our first week, we're taking submissions till the end of March!

The prompt list will be linked here!

This post will be updated with questions as they come :]

This blog has 2 owners!

OWNER ONE - @pastriibunz

NAME: Pastrii!! :D

PRONOUNS: she/her :]

the kai drew fan. literally. i made her!!! i made that guy!!!! the creator of miss drew, the writer of her fics, the artist of her cannon art, the admin of @shxwstxpper + @the-arkaives (and this blog too), and professional pokotho prophet (/j)! i am so mentally ill about my oc i was like "whag if there was a week about hatctetfield ocs :o" and with the help from one of my mutuals, here we are! ive definetly got a better intro on my main, but this is my little bio sooo yeah!!! :D

OWNER TWO - @raspberrysmoon

NAME: elliot/alice/(rasp)berry/ella/julian

PRONOUNS: he/him + she/her + fawn/fawns + star/stars + they/them + it/its

MY SON!!!! silly little guy!!! the mutual that helped make this all happen!!! they’ve got a more in depth intro too- FOLLOW THEM RIGHT NEOW 🫵😡‼️

[kai-drew]

OOC Blog Intro!!

Hi! I’m @pastriibunz, but you can call me pastrii :]

Im Kai’s creator if you didn’t already know.

basically, this blog is an in character blog for Kai! It’s not an rp blog or ask blog, it’s just basically Kai’s blog. It’s her liveblogging through the various Kai in HF stories and her just being silly on tumblr!! Asks will be answered separate from the timeline unless specified.

you can find a better intro on my main.

anywho, tagging system:

#apothayiosis or whatever - TKWDLM liveblog tag

#wiggly dolls are so ugly man - Black Kai-Day liveblog tag

#i think im sisyphus guys - NMK liveblog tag

#why am I still in high school I already graduated - NPMK liveblog tag

#hatchetfield is kinda sillay (lying) - misc post tag

#kai answers - answer tag

[chillibeanos]

kai drew in hatchetfield /pos

@pastriibunz

[shxwstxpper]

just finished rambling through the ending of NPMK to my pookie @christianchasity

how we feeling pooks

[wetcatschwartzy]

hello oscar wetcatschwartzy!!!

so. if you don’t know. i’m restarting up my attempt at a kai in hatchetfield cover album, aka my dumbass singing all of kai’s songs from my scripts (both written and unwritten)

songs include:

Let It Out - TKWDLM

Curses - TKWDLM

Hard Sell - Black Kai-Day

We’ll Meet Again - Nightmare Kai-me

Tongues & Teeth - NPMK

and, see, there’s some dialogue i want in these songs

So, i was wondering if you’d be would be cool with dubbing Paul for the TKWDLM songs and possibly Wiggly for BK??

If yes, i’ll send you an ask of what i need!!

thank you for reading oscarrrr

HI PASTRII PASTRIIBUNZ !!!! oh my golly goodness that sounds so cool i would LOVE to !!! :3

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[r1ch1e-l1psh1tz]

hello micheal r1ch1e-l1psch1z!!!

so. if you don't know. i'm restarting up my attempt at a kai in hatchetfield cover album, aka my dumbass singing all of kai's songs from my scripts (both written and unwritten)

songs include:

Let It Out - TKWDLM

Curses - TKWDLM

Hard Sell - Black Kai-Day

We'll Meet Again - Nightmare Kai-me

Tongues & Teeth - NPMK

and, see, there's some dialogue i want in these songs

So, i was wondering if you'd be would be cool with dubbing Emma for the TKWDLM songs??

If yes, i'll send you an ask of what i need!!

thank you for readingggg!!!

AHHHH YES!! DUDE THAT SOUNDS SO COOL IM IN!!

[pastriibunz]

had to do it to em. if i lose most lautski moments in ac, I gotta give them some in tws 😔😔😔 <- hates writing romance 

She does not. CAREEEEE

SHE DONT CARW 😭

WHOOPIEEEE!!!

😈😈😈

HAHA

I was just that one Kai image:

YEAHH

yeah.

CORRECT (obv) the 5-9 thing is a little funky, idk how best to describe it other than Kai’s getting fucked with- I’ll explain more after SD 

ATOP 😭😭😭😭

Okayokayokay idk if I’ve mentioned it, but TWS takes place after NPMK!!! That’s why they bring up the max thing and homecoming :3

She didn’t :((((

AGAIN THIS IS A THING IN NPMK-

okay!!! 1 = correct, mostly (there’s also one mooore episode it could aligned with), 2 = correct, 3 = correct!!!, 4 = 4 is a difficult case, cause it could fit for so many, but I did have a specific ep in mind. but since it’s vague I’ll give it to you!!! correct :3, 5 = incorrect! hint: it’s an original ep, and one of the later ones  :3c, 6 = correct! remember: The Waylon Squatter and Space Drifter are connected.

she’s trying!!! 

what the fuck is that shit

RIP Steph you will be missed 😔‼️

IM JUST GONNA SAY THIS: colors of the 3 main musicals

He. ☹️

I personally think it’s all twisted. Again, Space Drifter will have most/all of the answers, but Kai’s mind gets fucked up, and all her memories blend together. She knows of Pete, but it’s unclear if she remembers him.

I TOLD YOU!!!! ONE UNIVERSE WHERE THEY DONT BEEF

They have each other :3c

OKAY IDK IF KAI DIRECTLY EFFECTS TIME BASTARD AND VICE VERSA, BUT:

Time Bastard

Space Drifter

“Time”

“Space”

They are connected! I wonder :3c

DONT FORGWT TO RB POOKS 🫶🫶🫶🫶

KAI FACT 17:

NIGHTMARE KAIME EPISODE TWO IS OUUTTTTTTT :D

eeeeek okokokok waylon squatter GO!

- GGRGRGGRGR LAUSKTI !!!!!!

- its !!!! steph its not structurally sound !!!

- "happier memories" bbg i doubt that entirely. also you sound like youre asking yo fuck him where you killed a guy

- HE HAS VERY LOW BLOOD SUGAR STEPH PLEASE

- EEMMMAMAAAAAAAAA

- NOOOOOOO BABY GIRL 😭😭😭😭

- "shes not dead. im not letting that happen" OWUCH

- LMAOOOOOO I CAN PICTURE YOUR FACE AS YOU WROTE THAT SEX JOKE 😭😭

- GRACE MY GIRL !!!!!

- grace. my girl. please

- kai is the squatter that grace is taljing about isnt ahe? am i crazy? 5-9? she look like shes a kid bc shes so short? right ???

- [NOTE: TWS stands for THE WAYLON SQUATTER] LMAOOOOO NOT TRIGEGR WARNINGS??? 😔😔

- i assume this takes place after abstinence camp??? "she said she was asexual" ??

- "i didnt mean to" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- "she pulled one out on us when i met her"? what ??? hello???

- okokokok so "blinky = always watching" is to watcher world, "cats rule, dogs drool" is hm, "whats a webby?" web of lies i assume?, "home isnt safe anymore" ???? maybe f&a? but also could go to literally any other episode??? i could talk about that one for at least 500 words, "5 star review" miss ingenue? but maybe also revised reprise?, "remember your name. remember your family. youre still you" could go to this one alone BUT i could probably tie this to space drifter (from what ive been guessing abt it) as well as probably most other episodes?? ok im done now (for now)

- "let me help you" steph <333333

- "that stupid blue shit" lmaooo

- oh ym god????? wow ok just. shoot her sure yeah

- blue green and red being the most common colors????? dont you use red and green or lautski?? or is steph also green. anyway pokey/wiggly/nibbly vibes

- oh :((( the monologue is so much sadder in context :((((

- hm. i wonder if she has any sort of recognition towards pete? like, is she face blind to him? does she remember him at all? or is there nothing there for her

- awwwwhhhhh ted and kai :(((((

- AAAWWWWWHHHHH THEY KNOW EACH OTHERS NAMEEESSSSSSS

- ok wait so. ted is supposed to be Fucked Up after tb, so do they go thru it together? are tb and sd connected? do tjey happen together? close together? does kai affect tb? does ted affect sd!???? wow

[euro-journal-english-news]

National Palace Museum sheds light on astronomical instruments of Joseon era

National Palace Museum sheds light on astronomical instruments of Joseon era

A museum staff looks at the clepsydra, or a self-striking water clock, of Changgyeonggung Palace, a national treasure, at the National Palace Museum of Korea, on Monday. (NPMK) How did people of the Joseon era (1392–1910) observe and understand celestial bodies? National Palace Museum of Korea’s new permanent exhibition on the scientific achievements of Joseon aims to answer that…

[pastriibunz]

okay FINE i’ll write nerdy prudes must kai /silly

[pastriibunz]

ACKKKK ITS HERE!!!!!!! HATCHETFIELD OC WEEK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

im so excitef me and @raspberrysmoon have been cooking this up for a WHILE im just AAAAAAAA ITS DONE!!!

you guys should ermmm participate that would be reallyyy cool :3c

HATCHETFIELD OC WEEK!

Hi everyone! Welcome to March 2024’s Hatchetfield OC Week! This blog is the hub for all things related to the week!

The dates run from March 10th - March 16th! However, due to the short notice + this being our first week, we're taking submissions till the end of March!

The prompt list will be linked here!

This post will be updated with questions as they come :]

This blog has 2 owners!

OWNER ONE - @pastriibunz

NAME: Pastrii!! :D

PRONOUNS: she/her :]

the kai drew fan. literally. i made her!!! i made that guy!!!! the creator of miss drew, the writer of her fics, the artist of her cannon art, the admin of @shxwstxpper + @the-arkaives (and this blog too), and professional pokotho prophet (/j)! i am so mentally ill about my oc i was like "whag if there was a week about hatctetfield ocs :o" and with the help from one of my mutuals, here we are! ive definetly got a better intro on my main, but this is my little bio sooo yeah!!! :D

OWNER TWO - @raspberrysmoon

NAME: elliot/alice/(rasp)berry/ella/julian

PRONOUNS: he/him + she/her + fawn/fawns + star/stars + they/them + it/its

MY SON!!!! silly little guy!!! the mutual that helped make this all happen!!! they’ve got a more in depth intro too- FOLLOW THEM RIGHT NEOW 🫵😡‼️

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[shxwstxpper]

I would like to formally apologize

I was possessed 😔

I don’t know what came over me 😔🙏‼️

I think I got premonitions from the future

aka @pastriibunz forgot I was 17 year old me and not 18-19 year old me 🙏😔‼️

go bully her for losing the plot 🫵😡‼️

this is tkwdlm not npmk dumbass

and I would like to apologize for the sex jokes 😔😔😔🙏🙏🙏🙏

cursing is staying tho that shit is FUNNY

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[poeticwritings]

I couldn't tell anyone, how long I've been seeking help that is seeking to ACTUALLY help me with everything going on in my head and my heart.

I want to stop being angry at nothing just because I'm feeling overwhelmed from constant nagging thoughts.

I want to stop the pointless moments of exasperating stress that isnt coming from my day to day life, but from the trauma of living with toxic people.

I want to move on from the abuse and neglect and manipulation of my childhood...

But Everytime I've reached out, it's all about "take this medication, it'll help with this", "take a hint of this OG MJ, it helps", or better yet "take this number and call a counselor, they'll help".

But what I want to hear is "I'm here and I'm listening, tell me everything so I can better help you heal".

Let's face it, no matter how many counselors and therapists and psychiatrists I've seen, they've looked at my records, they hear my trauma and they still leave me in the dark where this pain grows.

I just want to stop hurting because the only other option that keeps coming up is wasting my years of recovery off of self harm and suicidal attempts and going through with it.

Death is not the answer I want, but if this pain doesn't heal or go away, I'm afraid I'll no longer be here in this life to see the sun shine or hear the birds and frogs.

I want to live so badly but everytime I get up off the ground, life just doesn't seem to want me to stand and my legs can't hardly hold me up anymore.

I really need someone and unfortunately it may be too late for me if I can't get just one person to bear through hearing what I've had to live through and grow up with.

This is my cry for help, and if I can't get an answer, I'll find one and it won't be good.

Mental health is real and the pain that is experienced from it is also real. Yes it's in our head, but our head controls everything our body does and goes through.

How does that not concern more than what it does?

When will people like me get the help that we need from the people around us, if they don't take it seriously?

The stigma about mental health is so high that it has cost many families casualties.

What if you're next? Or your friend? Or someone else you know and are really close with?

When will anyone see?

Maybe if enough of us die and fill up the ground with our bodies....or maybe not even then.....

"Change comes not from experience but from the pain that comes from seeing things stay the same." -NPMK