#ns: wildcard

[nobodyssoldier]

i. a web weaving

There is no freedom as sweet as knowing you are terrible and accepting it.

ii. digging deeper

name: lucy weasley

age: 24

former house: slytherin

blood status: pureblood

face claim: jessica alexander

allegiance: the knights of the round table

gender & pronouns: cis woman, she/her

oh, soft girl with starlight running through your veins instead of ichor, you were forged from stories of war and wrapped in a thin blanket of temporary peace, but you never minded the grit. the dirt underneath your fingernails meant you were alive. you were living proof that life after war could exist — it could be nurtured and developed. and yet you fell short on the expectations of family, but you pretend not to notice the disappointment and smile until your cheeks are raw. no one notices the smile is not real, and that is how your childhood goes — a silent begging to be noticed, without having to explain yourself, without having the weight of being bothersome. because as soft and gentle as you seem to be, you will not beg for attention from a family that boasts equality and loyalty. 

you have always been too much or not enough, wild one day and quiet the next. it became a game of which lucy would come out to play because not even you knew yourself. the war was over, but it didn’t stop the fight inside your mind. the anger churning in the depths of your bones was turning biblical, despite the pink glitter pen filled parchment papers and the latest fashion trends draping over your shoulders, but in a family filled with lionhearted bravery you became a hidden snake in the grass. the speck of green and silver in the waves of red and gold, and it felt like your rebirth was destined to come — finding comfort in the thin barrier between good and bad while blurring the lines of right and wrong in the same breath. 

but things never turn out how you want; and in no time death and war are crashing around yourself, the walls built around yourself crumbling down. your knees are buckling under the weight of the world on your shoulders. i am just a girl, you scream out for the gods to hear, fingers digging into the dirt until they’re bloodied and raw from clawing yourself out of the depths of your tormented mind. but when have gods ever listened to the wishes of young girls? you pledge yourself to your family as it was written in your destiny, finding solace in not being alone for the first time. you think you like it, this fracturing. it gives you an excuse to let go and be your worst self in the name of war, because this is how it was now – magic and secrets and shame and you think this will fill the void in you. the unsatiable void that’s haunted you since childhood; a feeling you’ve tried to ignore and feed simultaneously. and you weren’t innocent anymore but no amount of pleading to a silent force could bring that back, so you learn to live with the guilt taking another’s life with the promise to never hurt again, even if you’re not so sure you can keep that promise.

for the first time you crave something soft and tender, much like how you used to be, to remind yourself that there is good in the world. you want to be seen and loved, but the thought of opening yourself up again is terrifying and it creates an ache in your soul. because you’re not even sure you deserve it, after all this is over. war makes monsters out of the best of us, don’t they?

iii. connection

one. MOLLY WEASLEY II , sister — we loved each other with potent, fervent fur. and fury. monstrous fury. my sister. my blood. my skin. what a gruesome bond we shared (krystal sutherland).

two. WANTED CONNECTION , an ex something, a haunted love — you are going to break your promise. i understand. and i hold my hands over the ears of my heart, so i will not hate you (catherynne m. valente). 

three. WANTED CONNECTION , rivals — if you kick me when i’m down, you better pray i don’t get back up.

four. PERCY WEASLEY & AUDREY WEASLEY NEÉ MULCIBER, parents — forgive me father for i have sinned. and as i kneel here now; hands red with blood, i know deep down i’ll do it again (x). 

[starrstruckcanuck]

Been thinking of making a tierlist of my thoughts on all the teams for a while so here it is!! As you can see, I am indifferent to or hate most of the league... 😶‍🌫️🫣 which is why I generally say I'm more of a Canucks fan than a hockey fan lol

[scnderlands]

D I W for black noir?

send your ns/fw alphabet request

D = Dirty Secret

he gets off watching people being intimate, whether with someone else or by themselves. he’s a big perv and sometimes just can’t help himself but watch and listen, even better if they don’t know he’s there — he’ll cum so quickly.

I = Intimacy

he isn’t really all that romantic, at least at first. it’s difficult for him to be too goofy during sex or anything like that, but sometimes he will do funny gestures to lighten the mood, or he’ll do something you find funny even if he didn’t mean to. he can be more romantic and caring, especially after awhile if you’re together. but for the most part, he’s quite serious while in the moment, completely consumed by lust and pleasure.

W = Wildcard

he’s completely touched starved and desperate for love and affection, but he always puts up a mask and pretends he doesn’t want it. it’ll take awhile to break down that wall and get to the point where he trusts you enough. but when you do, he’s like a giant puppy, he’s sweet and needy, but only for you and absolutely no one else! he loves cuddling, kissing, hand holding, cockwarming…all of it!

[libra-cant-just-dance]

Did Night Swan favor Mihaly compared to the others at all in Tainted City/Mirrored Walls canon? Was there any relationship between them? I can’t stop thinking about that scene with them in the first chapter of MW when they bury the pin- really intrigued how that setup will pay off! Did/does (If she’s alive??) she view them differently than the others because of some connection, or their raw power? You seem to be setting them up as one of the more powerful of the just dancers, so just wondering if NS saw that too.

I’ve loved both stories, and you do such a great job of balancing so many characters (like them!) while keeping the Wanderrose focus!

Thank you!!! And this is a very interesting question 😈

When they were all Night Swan’s generals during Tainted City, NS didn’t really have much of a “favorite”, per se. Wanderlust was the one she was most excited to have gotten her hands on and she did have some kind of affection for Sara because Earth girls(I think if she were to give up on getting Jack, she might have taken on Sara as her new heir), but other than that they were mostly all on the same level. They each had a specialty she’d exploit for different purposes.

Wanderlust was mostly for political power. When you’re trying to take over the world it’s great to have the prince on your side telling everyone their queen sucks and they should bow down to you. Sara was the unhinged wildcard one. I got big Quinn vibes when I wrote her. There’s just something so fun about “peppy girly girl who will cut you while smiling and giggling like a maniac the entire time”. She’s scary. Brezziana was the brawn, she just wanted to punch things and break bones. Mihaly was the brains. They have the most knowledge of the flow and could strategize the best.

Beyond that, NS mostly saw them all as equal stepping stones in getting to her son. She initially thought taking all of them would make Jack surrender and join her, but when that didn’t work she realized they’d make great weapons anyway.

TLDR in Tainted City, no, I didn’t really intend for there to be more of a connection with Mihaly to NS than there was with any of the others. When it comes to Mirrored Walls, on the other hand, that story’s not over yet. So all I can say on that end is wait and see 🤫

[todayisafridaynight]

and since when did i have all these pictures of masato arakawa/ryo aoki on my computer

[smutember]

Smutember 2021 prompts are here!

And we're back to make 2021 slightly more smutty! Thank you to all people, who asked for it to return and to all that submitted propositions of prompts. Three months should be looong enough for you to create all the smuttiness you can think of.

Rules

All posts have to be tagged with either smutember or smutember2021 hashtag (preferably both). Be aware that ns fw tag is shadowed, and posts with it are not visible in the tags. I personally suggest the revived old lemon tag. it wouldn’t hurt to @ this blog, so that your post won’t be missed, especially if your blog is new and still not shown in the tag.

No minor/underage content.

All submissions have to be at least somewhat smutty/naughty. We don’t require hard Explcit rating, a Mature one is fine too.

If you are planning on posting suggestive pics/drawings, remember that tumblr still has the ridiculous p0rn filter, so I suggest cropping the pic and adding links to external sites.

If your work contain kinks that may offend some, please tag them either in the tags, or in the body of the work.

Prompts are merely suggestions - at the end of the day, you are the one who chooses how to interpret the prompt. You can also completely ignore the prompts and have your own 30-day challenge, we’re not gonna call the internet police on you.

And in case they weren’t clear, here is a list of prompts with explanations and some propositions:

Strip Poker - cards on the table.. and maybe some clothes too. Sexy games and bets galore.

Oral - pretty self-explanatory :)

"Watcha starin' at?" - One person catches the other dressing? Or are they just peeping Toms? Your call!

Gangbang - anything related to threesomes/moresomes/ sex parties/orgies, etc. The more, the merrier.

Public sex - cos the world NEEDS to know you are in love... and remember, it's not illegal if police doesn't catch you.

In the kitchen - some call it boring and cliché, but at the same time, those countertops are at perfect height... Just make sure to the pasta doesn't overboil

Putting on a show - striptease? Cam show? Filming? Roleplay with fancy costumes? So many ways to express yourself.

Against a wall - Vertical is new horizontal. Classic case of a quickie... or just because the beds have not arrived yet.

In a vehicle - Time to rev up those engines. They say car sex is difficult, but you will find a way. Or maybe it's a spaceship? Or someone joined the mile high club? Just don't idle too much...

Hot tub - Is it hot because of the water, or because you are in there? All sorts of bathroom-related shenanigans, not necessarily in the tub itself.

Nature date - Time to return to the nature... doing it au naturel? In the forest? On top of a mountain? The whole world can be a bed if you are creative enough.

Romantic gesture - that's how it starts, with flowers and chocolates... but what happens after? And what if it fails?

Fantasy - We all have them, and so do our characters. All the roleplays, scenarios and AUs suddenly may be real.

"YES!" - That's what you will be screaming... or maybe that's all you can say, agreeing to every decision for a night?

The clock's ticking - Quickie before the boss catches you... or maybe because the world's gonna end tomorrow. Anything that makes love-making time-sensitive.

Secret rendezvous - sneaking away for a date always makes the heart pump blood faster.

Experiments - trying new kinks? New positions? Role reversal? Try it here for free!

Skinny dipping - any beach is a nudist beach if you are brave enough!

Facial - sex is messy, and it's time to embrace it. Anything related to the stckier part of love-making.

Formal wear - sometimes imagining what's underneath is part of fun. Dresses, suits, costumes, fancy parties and balls goes here.

Porno playlist - we gotta have soundtrack for the love-making. Anything related to music or ambient sounds goes here. Feel free to create said playlists!

Celebration night - time to pen bottle of champagne and celebrate.... and you decide what! Maybe even the fact that there is time to celebrate....

"You don't do that with a fruit!" - Insert peach and aubergine emoji here. Food play, aphrodisiacs, or maybe creative use of cucumbers...

Body warmth - Oh no! We're snowed in and HAVE to share a bed! What a... horror. Time-tested tropes of cuddling and being close together, always a good start for something bigger.

Breeding grounds - Time to expand the family... or maybe celebrate the expansion. Impregnation, pregnant sex, breeding fantasies go here.

Bondage - Fifty shades of please look up how it's done and use a safeword properly.

Blindfolds - close your eyes... and let other other senses guide you. From actual blindfolds, through sex in the darkness, to audiovisual deprivation.

Dirty talk - Use your adults words... a lot of them. Pre-sex or post-coital to start another round, oral is not the only way of making use of that tongue.

Wish come true - It finally happened! More fantasies and magical moments, only you decide what was that secret desire of your characters...

Free day - Didn’t enjoy the prompts? Or have you enjoyed them too much and have more ideas? Use this as a wildcard to express your creativity. Anything goes here, as long as you tag it.

And here are the raw list of prompts submitted:

strip poker

striptease, oral, gangbang, public sex, experimenting/ "Try Everything". There's probably more, but that's off the top of my head :)

something where one partner plays with themselves while the other is watching? Not quite voyeurism since they're both together. I don't know what to call it- "presenting" or "putting on a show" maybe?

sex against a wall; in a vehicle; bath or hot tub; out in nature; romantic gesture fails (but then doesn't); wish come true; Yes day (person A agrees to say yes to person B's requests for a whole day); time crunch/quickie; secret rendezvous.

skinny dipping, stripping, sex club

formal wear, pregnant sex

An inappropriate or inconvenient location requiring some discretion or creativity

Sexy Spotify Playlist! Or Makeout Music. Celebration Night (like a holiday, or birthday or anniversary. I'm bad at naming things). "You don't do that with fruit!" "Why is there porno music playing?"

Fishhooking, body warmth/heat, wet t-shirts

Multiple husbands/wives

My prompt are BONDAGE and BLINDFOLD and TEEN ANTICS.

Facial, Fantasy, Dirty Talk

cockwarming, mirror, cam show

in the kitchen; from behind; mile high club; skinny dipping; heat of the moment; summer fling; same time next year (meet same place/time every year or period of time); some repeats could be good too, oral, foreplay, fantasy, etc.

(Prompt for smutember) "Whatcha staring at, nothing to see here"

[faranae]

Apparently a bad take, but if you c*ns*r (censor) words and triggers and slurs to get around the search filter or to "protect" people:

TAG THAT SHIT ANYWAY.

Congratulations, you just forced that slur or trigger onto the dashboards of every vulnerable person down the reblog chain who may have that specific word blocked or filtered for their own mental health.

Many filters (bad ones) don't accept wildcards, which allow the input of p*rt**l (partial) words or phrases. This blocks everything using that combination: p*rt**l as the example would catch "partial", "portuil", or any other substitution for the wildcard.

Since many filters don't accept wildcards (Tumblr's new filter as an example didn't accept them at launch, I'm not sure if they added support for them later), by using "censor characters" to hide the words or tag you're unintentionally bypassing the protections put in leave by the people who need them most.

Tag that shit!!

[fezcosbitch]

JJ Maybank imagine:

Passion and wild regret

Summary: The pogues think you’re a bad influence on JJ.

I’ve been away for a couple of days so I hope this is ok! 💙

All feedbacks welcome as long as it’s not rude or mean ❤️

Warnings: angst, drug use (kind of, they aren’t taken I also do NOT condone drug use, unless it’s for medical reasons).

And yeah, let’s get into to it...

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You were a bit of a party girl, a wildcard, some would say. ‘Some’ being everyone except for you, who thought you were completely casual.

You were on the beach, at another summer kegger, where, to be fair, you may have a had a bit too much to drink, which of course, normally leads to JJ watching over you like a hawk. You had just downed your 15th (?) beer of the night, and decided to join in on truth or dare with the tourons, with a few pogues and kooks scattered about in the circle. “Y/n, truth or dare?” A random touron asked you. “Easy, dare” you responded, a grin on your face. The touron smirked, clearly having his dare planned out. “I dare you to take this” he said while holding up a clear baggie which looked to have a couple pills in it. “What is it?” You questioned, if you were going to take something you wanted to know what it was. “Only Molly” he said with a sly smirk on his face, looking you in the eye, testing you. The circle went silent, watching for your reaction, and looking at the touron to see if he was serious. “Ok, give it over” you replied, not ever being one to back down from a challenge, maintaining eye contact with him the whole time.

By now, JJ had heard of what you had been dared to do, as well as the rest of the pogues, and they were running to you right now, to stop you from making one of the biggest mistakes of your life. JJ caught you just in time, and slapped the pill out of your hand. “Jesus Christ you really are pissed, come on” J said, grabbing your arm and pulling you up, away from the rest of the group and into the chateau. Laying you down on his bed and waiting for you to fall asleep before going back to the beach to meet back with the pogues at the kegger.

JJs POV:

“What she do over there then JJ” Kie questioned me because they didn’t hear the whole story before we rushed over. “Just y/n being y/n I guess” I chuckled. The rest of the pogues frowned at me, leaving me confused “what” I asked, looking around until one of them spoke up. All three pogues looked at eachother, before John B started speaking “we just- we don’t think she’s a good influence on you man, I mean look at this, look at earlier, she shouldn’t be your responsibility bro, you’re not her parent why should you have to be stressed all evening just waiting for her to do something that you need to rescue her from, why do you have to look after her because she’s so stupid that she can’t control herself, I mean, fuck! Bro she almost took a class A drug today, the only reason she didn’t is because you stopped her. What happens when you’re not there bro? Or what if she somehow convinced you to do it? To join her? I don’t want that for you, none of us do, ok J. She ain’t good for you, it’s about time you realise.” John B ranted. “Shut up, John B, you don’t know what your talking about” I argued back, biting my tongue, not being in the mood for John Bs interference. “I- I don’t know what I’m talking about? Huh J, l-” JB started before Interrupted “NO! Ok you don’t know what your talking about! You’re mackin’ a kook, who’s had everything handed to her her whole life, she’s got everything she’d ever want at her finger tips. She wants a holiday? She gets a holiday. She wants a burger? She gets a burger. She’s not had to deal with the same struggle I have, or y/n has ok, so don’t you dare, stand there and compare you, and your fucking life with your perfect girlfriend and her perfect money, to me, and my girlfriend, who have to take any happiness they can get, so if she wants to get drunk, she’ll get drunk. Of course there’s a limit, I’m not gonna allow her to take that mdma shit, alright, but who can blame her? With the shit that’s happened to her who blames her?” I finally let out, absolutely fuming at John B, how dare he say that shit about her. “SHES A BURDEN JJ, Y/Ns A BURDEN! SHE ACTS LIKE A CHILD! You don’t have to look after her, you deserve more then that” Kiara then burst out, getting involved aswell. I looked between the two of them outraged at how they were acting. “I KNOW OK! I know I look after her, but did you ever once think that maybe I enjoy it? That I like the idea of looking after her? Maybe that’s what I want to do, do you guys EVER consider other peoples emotions? Jesus Christ, fuck you guys” I turned around and stormed off towards the chateau, completely mad at them for what they said. How dare they.

Y/ns POV:

I woke up 5 minutes ago, and immediately started walking to where I knew the pogues would be. As my feet touched the beach I could hear them shouting, so I stopped and listened in, curious, and not wanting to interrupt their seemingly important conversation. “She’s a burden JJ” Who? You were drawn in, who on earth where they talking about like that? “Y/ns a burden” kiara continued.... oh shit. That was great, you guess. Your own friends consider you a burden to your boyfriend, how... joyous. “I know ok” you heard jj shout back. Oh fuck, even better, your own boyfriend agrees. You turned around and ran back to the chateau and into JJs room immediately, not wanting to hear the other harsh words they supposedly say when you’re not around. Taking off the necklace he gave you on the day he asked you out (which you haven’t taken off since) and started writing a note. When you were done, you left them both on his bed side table, side by side so he wouldn’t miss them, and sprinted back home.

How dare he, you thought. How dare he act as if he enjoyed going out with you, and wanted to be with you, when apparently, all this time he, and all his friends thought you were a burden, what even is this? Who says that about the ones they love? Yeah, you might not have had the best upbringing and yeah, you may be a bit (quite a lot) rough around the edges, but so’s JJ, and you don’t judge him or love him any less for that. You don’t see him as a burden. What is is about you? That just, makes people want to leave you behind, I mean should it even be surprising anymore? Your mom took off a while ago and your dad.... well, he stayed but let’s not get into that but, why did she leave you? Along with your brother, and nan and grandad, they all seemed to disappear, forgetting you ever existed. What was it about you. You got home and raced upstairs, trying your hardest not to wake your dad up, and went to bed, tears flowing down your face and thoughts running wild in your mind. Goddamn JJ, why couldn’t he just tell you he didn’t want to be with you anymore? Why’s it always your heart getting broken? But oh well, right? He’s probably happier now he doesn’t have to deal with you and your problems.

JJs POV:

I slammed the door to my room open and just, screamed. Why do they think they can say that to me? Who do they think they are?

I look over to my left, wanting to just crawl into bed with y/n and forget the whole thing, but there’s one problem...I can’t. She’s not there. FUCK. Where did she go? There’s no way she could’ve heard. I look down and see a very familiar necklace, and a note next to it. I pick up the necklace, running my fingers over it, eyebrows furrowing, why’d she take it off? She never takes it off? My heart starts to race as I imagine every possibility, has she been kidnapped? Taken away? Has DCS finally got her? What happened. I then decided to open the note, eyes focusing on her neat handwriting, almost mocking me in a way, the pretty, pristine handwriting and the beautiful words almost making me forget the main message, that were done.

𝒥𝒿,

𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓋𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑒𝑒, 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓇𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅 𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃’𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓌𝑒 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝑒𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇, 𝒾 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝒥𝒿, 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓅𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝐼 𝒶𝓂, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓇𝑒 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝓊𝓉 𝓊𝓅 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒾��, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼, 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝐼 𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓈, 𝒶𝓂 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓉 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝒾𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒥, 𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒. 𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉—𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒢𝑜𝒹—𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽. 𝐼 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝒽𝑒’𝓈 𝒶 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓁𝓎 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹. 𝐼𝒻 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝑒𝓈𝓃’𝓉 𝐼’𝓁𝓁 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝒽𝒶𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇. 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑒𝓎𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒, 𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓎𝓁𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝑒𝓎𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝒥. 𝐼’𝓁𝓁 𝒩𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝓋𝒾𝓇𝓉𝓊𝑒𝓈. 𝒩𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓃𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝓇𝒶𝓊𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓁𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓊𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓊𝓉𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝒷𝑒𝒽𝒶𝓋𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓇𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝓊𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝒶𝓃. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶 𝒾𝓃𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓃, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒽𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝑜𝒻, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒽𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓃 𝒾𝓃𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓎𝒶𝓁𝓉𝓎. 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝒹 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉. 𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈, 𝓎/n

Tears where streaming down my face, she left me, all because she over heard kie and the pogues sprouting absolute bullshit about our relationship. She actually left, oh fuck, why does it hurt so much. I’ll go after her tomorrow, we can sort it out, we’ll talk it through tomorrow when she’s not drunk and the pogues will have no influence. I walked out to the hammock and layed down, looking out to the stars, hoping that she’d listen to my explanation and praying that hopefully, she’ll take me back. And that the pogues didn’t ruin everything for us. I’ll wait until I can have her in my arms again, whether she takes me back or not, I’ll wait for her, in life, and until death.

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How was it? I feel like it was really bad but idk?

All feed backs welcome as long as it’s not rude or mean❤️

Part 2 idk is that needed? If you want one, ask! 💙

But uh yeah, that was that oops.

Also that letter wasn’t mine, it was the letter from Richard burton to Elizabeth Taylor, I just made some adaptions! X

But yeah, cya

Part 2^

[atiny-piratequeen]

Hello~ Welcome to my Kinktober/Cember list~ I will be splitting things up between my blogs and posting prompts across several. If you're interested, please stay tuned and I'll do my best to be on time with all of them come October. Even if I fall behind, I intend on finishing all of the prompts below so dont worry. As for the ones with '???', they rely on how well my chaptered stories do so they may be changed upon posting but for the time being, please look forward to the oneshots and timestamps I have in store~♡

Pegging/ Mutual Masturbation-Succubus! Yoonji x Angel! Hoseok (Flora-Jimin)

Daddy Kink x Dirty Talk- Hoseok x Female Reader (Monstasxbebe)

Dom & Sub- Mingyu x Woozi (Nocturne-Overtures)

Somnophilia / Face Sitting- Femdom Reader x Yeosang (Atiny-PirateQueen)

Corruption / Thigh Riding- Gahyeon x Genderless Reader (Nocturne-Overtures)

Edging- Donghyuck x Genderless Reader (Nocturne-Overtures)

Humiliation x Spanking- Hongjoong x Wooyoung (Atiny-PirateQueen)

Creampie- Bottom Minghao x Rapline (Nocturne-Overtures)

"Secretary Kim"-Gaping/Exhibitionism- NS Verse Hongjoong x Ot7 (Atiny-PirateQueen)

Overstimulation/Cock Warming-Samoyed Jeno x Jaemin (Nocturne-Overtures)

Aftercare- Namjoon x Reader (Flora-Jimin)

Spitkink (sloppy blowjobs)- Yugyeom x Ot6 (Nocturne-Overtures)

Breeding/ Squirting- Succubi! Dreamcatcher x Male Ocs(?) (Nocturne-Overtures)

Blood Play/Sensory Deprivation- Vampire!Seonghwa & Vampire Jackson x Female Reader (Atiny-PirateQueen)

Impact Play-Jooheon x Youngjae (Monstasxbebe)

Bondage/Face Fucking-Taemin x Femdom Reader (Nocturne-Overtures)

Bukakke- SuperM x Gender Neutral Reader (Nocturne-Overtures)

Anal Play- Yunho x Reader (Atiny-PirateQueen)

Sex Toys/Begging- Dom Kun x Ten, Xiaojun, Lucas, Hendery, YangYang (Nocturne-Overtures)

Gagging/Breath Play-Matthew x Jiwoo (Nocturne-Overtures)

Knife Play/Orgasm Denial-AtT Verse San x Wooyoung (Atiny-PirateQueen)

Voyeurism / Wax Play- Chan x Genderless Reader (Nocturne-Overtures)

"✿Nectar❀"-S & M / ABO- AtT Verse Chan x Suzuka (Nocturne-Overtures)

Threesome-Jooheon x Changkyun x Female Reader (Monstasxbebe)

Double Penetration- Johnny x Yuta x Female Reader (Nocturne-Overtures)

Temperature Play / Size Kink- AtT Verse Seonghwa x Hongjoong (Atiny-PirateQueen)

Cuckolding - Husband Hanbin with Bobby x Genderless Reader (Nocturne-Overtures)

Praise Kink / Strip Tease- Jimin x Jungkook x Male Reader (Nocturne-Overtures)

Finger Fucking- Tutor x Fighter (Fies-dramarama)

Nipple Play x Servitude- Service Slut! Taeyong x NCT 127 (Nocturne-Overtures)

Wildcard~

[pathologickinkmeme]

Happy New Year!

Hello and happy new year from the Pathologic Kink Meme! And what better way to celebrate the upcoming year than... STATISTICS! Now that we’ve got a decent amount of fills, we thought it would be fun to run the numbers to see what the most popular characters and ships are on the kink meme and how that compares to the wider fandom! 

Numbers and Graphs below the cut!

Disclaimer: We are not professional statisticians and this was mostly for fun, so while we did our best to catalogue exhaustively and calculate accurately, we cannot guarantee 100% perfect accuracy. We also tried to avoid assessing for values that would require more than a brief skim of the fill to ascertain. 

Top Characters

Fig. 1: 

Here’s a ranking of the most popular characters on the kink meme based on how many fills they appear in. Unsurprisingly, Artemy and Daniil vastly outnumber everyone else, but Lara being the runner-up was an interesting result. She’s quite a bit further down on AO3. Also in contrast to AO3 is the Stamatins’ relative popularity. They’re both popular characters, but on AO3, Peter is the more frequently written twin, but for us, Andrey is best boy. 

Top Ships

Fig. 2: 

More interesting results to be found in the most popular ships! Like AO3, Burakhovsky takes the top spot, but its got a smaller majority than the wider fandom (Kink Meme: 23.7% vs. AO3: 33% at time of recording). That’s almost a 10% difference. What can I say? We love our rairpairs! Blocksquad also makes a strong showing here, as do the Rubemy fans, and our small (but enthusiastic!) handful of filthy twincest shippers. <3

Top Fandom Bicycles

Fig. 3: 

Here’s one I thought might be cool. ‘Fandom Bicycle’ is a term for characters who, uh... get around, so to speak. So what this graph is measuring is how many different characters a character is shipped with. As the previous chart showed, Artemy and Daniil are most often shipped with each other, but each of them has also been shipped with 14 and 13 other characters respectively within our catalogue of fills. According to the kink meme, these are the characters who go with everything! Aglaya’s spot on this graph is interesting, since she’s notably not a part of any of the top ships. High diversity, low consensus! A real wildcard.

Ship Demographics

Fig. 4: 

Here are the more general ship demographics! We’ve got 50% M/M (vs. 45% on AO3), 19.6% M/F (vs. 8.6% on AO3), and quite a surprisingly amount of Gen for a kink meme! Our F/F stats are a bit less impressive, though. Femslash February, anyone? 

The ‘Other (bi)’ category is for threesomes, orgies, and polyamorous relationships featuring characters of multiple genders. ‘Other (multi)’ is for either your hypothetical straight orgy or fics with main ship/background ship action between ships of multiple categories (e.g. A Burakhovsky fic with background Lara/Rubin). That’s more typical of multi-chapter longfic on AO3, though, so I suspect that’s why we don’t have many of those sorts of fills on the meme. Most prompts ask for specific ships, and fillers generally don’t want to risk hijacking a prompt by adding in a ship the prompt didn’t ask for. ‘Other (weird)’ is self-explanatory. Ships between characters and non-human creatures, gods, concepts, architecture! This is where such classics as Artemy/Wonderbull and Daniil/Polyhedron go. And we’ve got more of it than you’d expect. ;)

Explicit Content vs. Non-Explicit

Fig. 5: 

This one’s pretty self-explanatory. For a kink meme, we sure have a lot of non-porn! I thought that was pretty cool.

Trans Representation

Fig. 6: 

Trans headcanons are really popular in the Patho fandom and that extends to the kink meme! We thought it might be fun to take stock of all of the explicitly trans content on the meme, though it’s hard to tell how this stacks up to ao3 due to people tagging for it in different ways. To avoid treating cis as the default, we chose to represent this in terms of content where one or more characters are explicitly trans (since most of the time, it goes unstated) and we went about collecting this data using A/Ns, prompt descriptions, as well as skimming all of the fics for trans themes.

And last and most important of all... the thing that I think makes the kink meme one of the best places in the fandom to post your work... the feedback! The meme is super interactive! Almost everything gets comments, and we’ve got lots of conversation and negotiation happening between prompters and fillers. So we decided to count up the top-level comments on every fill and take the mean and median.

Average Comments: 3.08

Median Comments: 3

Anyway, that’s all we’ve got for now! The next big milestone is April 28th, which will mark our 1-year anniversary! I wonder how much these stats will have changed by then? Are there other stats you’d be interested in seeing? 

[nobodyssoldier]

i. a web weaving

ii. digging deeper

name: lydia mai longbotton (née mulciber) 

age: 24

former house: hufflepuff

blood status: pureblood

face claim: kaylee kaneshiro

allegiance: the knights of the round table

gender & pronouns: queer, she/they

your earliest memories are stained with shadows, fragments of a life that feels more like a half-remembered dream. you were born to death eaters who fled north after their master fell. they found sanctuary in the lands surrounding durmstrang, where sympathies for blood purism still ran deep. you remember so little of that time, just scattered pieces that surface in your nightmares. your clearest memory is your last: your mother's desperate pleas as aurors breached your sanctuary, begging them to spare her child even as they dragged her away to answer for her sins. you were six years old, too young to understand why they took your parents, too young to comprehend the weight of their crimes. but you understood love, even then. strange, how hands that dealt in death could cradle with such tenderness, how hearts can harbor both hatred and devotion.

then came salvation in the form of the longbottoms, with their steady hands and patient hearts. hannah's tender touch smoothing away tears, neville's quiet strength keeping nightmares at bay. above the leaky cauldron, you learned to breathe again, to trust again, to hope again. they showed you a different kind of magic — one that grows instead of destroys, that mends instead of maims. you became their youngest child, trailing after siblings like a shadow chasing light, desperate to absorb their warmth. now you pour yourself into healing, into protection, into saving lives. each morning you tie ribbons in your hair with trembling fingers, iron your clothes until every crease disappears — a ritual of belonging, a prayer: please let me be worthy of the love they've given me.

you see good in everyone because you must believe that if there was love in those who bore you, there must be light in all souls. after all, if some are truly beyond redemption, what does that make you? so you believe, fiercely and completely, in second chances, in redemption, in the power of love. because you have to. because you are living proof. but the weight of legacy is heavy, and sometimes guilt gnaws at you like a hungry ghost. you miss them sometimes — your biological parents — and the shame of that longing burns like acid in your throat. how dare you miss monsters? but that love persists, a splinter you can't quite dig from your heart.

when war came, something in you awakened. neville had always said you would grow out of your shell someday, but like him, it took a war for you to finally become who you were always meant to be — a steadfast member of a cavalry of knights. not the loudest, not the bravest, but still staunch and faithful. someone had to be, even when all you wanted was to quiver like a doe caught in headlights. in the knights, you patch up wounds but won't inflict them. your magic refuses to harm; your heart refuses to hate. you would sooner heal a dying wraith than raise your wand against them. you opposed the resurrection because you firmly believe that some magics should remain untouched. death magic is still dark magic, after all, and haven't you spent your whole life running from shadows?

when your siblings left, you stay with the knights — not because you agree with all their choices, but because you still believe in what they can become. because they need a gentle hand to guide them back to the path of righteousness. because your father would have wanted you to. because loyalty runs deeper than fear in your veins. they think you naive and callow, but you feel bone-tired, like all your childlike innocence has fled with the last autumn leaves. something whispers that it's time to be brave and true. you don't know if you're ready, but you straighten your perfectly ironed clothes, adjust the ribbon in your dark curls, and face each day with quiet determination. after all, isn't that what it means to be good? to stand steadfast when the world tilts beneath your feet, to choose light even when darkness sings in your blood?

iii. connections

one. WC , biological siblings — high in the halls of the kings who are gone / jenny would dance with her ghosts / the ones she had lost and the ones she had found / and the ones who had loved her the most / the ones who'd been gone for so very long / she couldn't remember their names / they spun her around on the damp old stones / spun away all her sorrow and pain / and she never wanted to leave, never wanted to leave

two. HANNAH ABBOTT-LONGBOTTOM, DAISY ALICE LONGBOTTOM & OLEANDER FRANK LONGBOTTOM , adopted (& true) family — forgiveness is warm. like a tear on a cheek. think of that and of me when you stand in the rain. i loved you completely. and you loved me the same. that's all. the rest is confetti.

three. WC , a longing across enemy lines — i would stay up late with him just for a glimpse of his warmth. maybe he would reach for my knee in a moment where he forgot himself. these tepid exchanges, few and far between, always felt like victory.

four. WC , unlikely best friend — ENID: because we work. we shouldn't, but we do. it's like some sort of weird, friendship anomaly.

[raysofcrosby]

Glad I’m not the only one with a superstition about jerseys! Mine though is if I wear a new jersey (or any new sport apparel tbh) they lose. for example I got a juju jersey for my 22nd birthday wore it durning the Steelers wildcard game against the jaguars. they loss :|

honestly way when it started to happen i thought it was just coincidental yk?? it started w the rays for me after wil myers got traded literally a few days after i got my jersey and a rays jacket i had w his number on it 🥲🥲🥲 and it got worse from there lmao our echl team?? traded, left or got called up and never came back 😭

HALDJA I REMEMBER THAT WILD CARD GAME 💀😭 i cannot even look at my juju jersey anymore ((for reasons named the k*ns*s c*ty ch*efs)) but yes, i don’t so much have a superstition when it comes to wearing jerseys— but i hesitate on buying them just bc 🥲 aka why i have so many kevin kiermaier shirts before i got a jersey for christmas

[smutember]

The prompts for Smutember 2020 have arrived!

There they are! Ready to make 2020 a bit smuttier. As you probably have noticed, at least some prompts above are related to the Miraculous fandom, from which Smutember (AFAIK) originated, but as I’ve mentioned before - this event is most certainly a cross-fandom one, so don’t be discouraged. Anything can be smuttified, rule34 applies. Oh, and speaking of rules:

Rules

All posts have to be tagged with either smutember or smutember2020 hashtag (preferably both). Be aware that ns fw tag is shadowed, and posts with it are not visible in the tags. I personally suggest the revived old lemon tag. it wouldn’t hurt to @ this blog, so that your post won’t be missed, especially if your blog is new and still not shown in the tag.

No minor/underage content.

All submissions have to be at least somewhat smutty/naughty. We don’t require hard Explcit rating, a Mature one is fine too.

If you are planning on posting suggestive pics/drawings, remember that tumblr still has the ridiculous p0rn filter, so I suggest cropping the pic and adding links to external sites.

If your work contain kinks that may offend some, please tag them either in the tags, or in the body of the work.

Prompts are merely suggestions - at the end of the day, you are the one who chooses how to interpret the prompt. You can also completely ignore the prompts and have your own 30-day challenge, we’re not gonna call the internet police on you.

And in case they weren’t clear, here is a list of prompts with explanations and some propositions:

1. Dirty Talk - Let’s start with some naughty words~. Possible prompts: dirty talk, sexting, writic erotic fics for each other, etc. 2. Foreplay - Self-explanatory: anything related to the heat before the main event. Kissing, petting, grinding against each other, body worship, etc. 3. Striptease - The fun is not just in the destination, but also the journey… of removing clothes. Lap dances, pole dancing, striptease, erotic lingerie, etc. 4. Oral - French love for the win! Blowjobs, cunnilingus, deepthroat, 69, swallowing, rimming - anything related to making love with your mouth and tongue. 5. First Time - It’s supposed to be magical, it’s usually awkward, so let’s make it magical again. First intercourse, first time trying something new, first time in a specific place, etc. There are lots of possible “firsts” 6. Swap! - Switching places is fun. But how about switching roles, or bodies? Possible kinks include: bodyswap, dom/sub swap, or maybe crossdressing/clothes swap. 7. Sweet Treats - Fresh from the bakery, but reheated in microwave counts too. General food play, sex in kitchen/restaurant, etc. 8. Long Distance - Sometimes you can’t be in the same room, but it doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. Prompt includes: sexting, spicy letters, sex through phone/webcams, but also telepathic/portal sex, etc. 9. Fantasy - We all have them, and it turns out our characters have them as well. Prompt includes: dreams, daydreams, acting out a fantasy, but also possible incorporation of AUs. 10. Masturbation - Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands… literally. Prompt Includes: masturbation, single or mutual.   11. Costumes - Naked bodies are fun and all, but the real pleasure is imagining what hides underneath fancy clothing. Prompt includes: sex in costumes/fancy clothing, crossdressing and anything related to that. 12. The Morning After - You wake up and the memories of the previous night start flooding in… Morning after intercourse/performing specific kinks for the first time, etc. 13. Messy - There’s a reason you should be keeping a box of tissues on a night stand. Cumshots, facials, bukakke, creampies, but also body paint or messy food play. Anything related to the messier aspect of sex. 14. Moonlight - The most romantic of times, especially when the Moon is enormous on the sky. Sex at night, in the moonlight, late night cuddles. 15. Naked Photo Shoot - Opportunity is right there: a naked model, and an artist, starving for… well, some art in this case. Prompts may include: nude photography, drawing acts, nudism, being filmed, making erotic videos, etc. 16. Caught in the Act - GASPEST OF GASPS. They have found us! But what were you doing? Kissing, groping, having sex…? Or have they caught you moments before/after the main event…? 17. Roleplay - We like to imagine our characters doing new stuff, but turns out they have minds and ideas of their own. Prompt includes: roleplaying, acting any scenarios and anything related to that. 18. Teeth and Claw Marks - We have those to make sure out partners won’t forget the nights… Biting, scratching, leaving hickeys, marking partner, blood play (remember to tag), etc. 19. Yo-yo and The Baton - Toys galore! And they are not for kids. All the usage of sex toys, or mundane objects that suddenly become deeply erotic with some creativity. 20. Adrenaline Rush - So, your hearts are pumping and you are out of breath… Perfect moment for sex, right? Includes: sex after workout/exercise/fight/adventure, glad-to-be-alive sex, but also sex in dangerous place, on a risky day, etc. 21. The Water is Just Fine - So let’s jump right in! Sex in a bath tub/hot springs/shower, beach date, skinny dipping, underwater sex or maybe even some shenanigans involving those who live in the depths of the sea… 22. Who Watches the Watchmen? - Peeping Toms, that’s who. Voyeurism, exhibitionism, sex in public/indecent places, anything related to sex in places where one can be seen, either accidentally or deliberately, nudism, etc. 23. Clothes Stay On - Either because we don’t have time to disrobe, or maybe it’s sexier that way. 24. You can touch, but you can’t look - Anything related to sensory deprivation - blindfolds, sex in the dark, etc,. 25. Three isn’t a crowd - It’s only a beginning. Orgy galore! Have an OTP? Turn it into OT3 for a night. Already have an OT3? OT4 then! And generally, for any OTn, have an OTm, for m>n… Threesomes, moresomes, orgy, multiple partners, double/triple/multiple penetration. The more the merrier. 26. Heat - Love is in the air…! Quite literally sometimes. Prompt includes: Animalistic tendencies, sex pollen, ABO, heat/mating seasons. 27. Try Everything - You gotta stay open minded and do something more than missionary of cowgirl… new positions, new kinks, or just anything new that would spice up the night life. 28. 1+1=3 - Just like we enjoy making OCs, so does out OTPs… Except for real. Pregnancy, pregnant sex, impregnation, accidental or deliberate, breeding, mating, as kink or for real - anything related to securing the future goes here. 29. Ecstasy - Ever wanted to write a scene where earth shakes upon having an orgasm? This prompt is for you. Prompt includes: passionate/exhaustive sex, sex marathon, explosive/multiple orgasms, etc. 30. Free day - Didn’t enjoy the prompts? Or have you enjoyed them too much and have more ideas? Use this as a wildcard to express your creativity. Anything goes here, as long as you tag it. Thanks to @noblesnook, @thatguywiththefaceog, billythesquid and several anons for sending prompts propositions!

Also, here’s a list of prompts people submitted:

blindfolds, skinny dipping, bodyswap, double penetration, rimjob, facials, titjob striptease/lapdance, hot tub, crossdressing, food Breeding or M/M/F voyeur, exhibitionism, pregnant Beach, Moonlight morning or evening cuddles partner swap, live show Body worship, Lazy Morning sex, exhibitionism body paint “I walked in on you by accident but you didn’t notice, how do I act normal from now on? ” Workout/Exercise favorite position being filmed bet glory hole nudism

[zillyeh]

Is that tatted up demon Nora's AU self??

Anonymous said: NVM I JUST SAW THE TAGS ON THE INITIAL POST I AM AN IDIOT but tell us about Demonora

fhgdjfg is all gOOD,, i actually don’t know too much about Annyora other than that 2 Ns and a Y in her name pleases me aesthetically...

the way I’ve got my demons set up is that there’s certain species of demon depending on the seven deadly sins, demons that are spawned between/outside of those types, and Nightmares that are spawned between the human/demon realm

Nora is one of the second, definitely. She was spawned ‘outside’ of any particular sin, so she’s sort of a wildcard as far as powers go. She’s prolly got some minor shapeshifting (as all demons do), shadow walking, and hypnotism?? Those I’m sure of, she might have more tho

Personality wise she’s... probably very similar as a demon? She’s v flirty, aggressive when not in a human disguise, and super, super bloodthirsty. Yes that’s literal.

I was actually thinking about Beliza (human/witch/lich name: Bethany Elizabeth) having summoned her thru blood ritual, which would explain why she Looks like her and so Bels can still be her equally as evil mother. 

[webdesignersolutions]

First i apologize if this is not the right subreddit, but i believe it belongs here.

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I have a very strange problem with GoDaddy.

Last week i bought a domain name with the new .dev TLD. For the sake of the exemple and because i don’t want to post it publicly, let’s say `exemple.dev`.

I added a wildcard record `*.exemple.dev` in order to get all subdomains to target the same IP.

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Here is the problem: every subdomain work as intended except i have ONE single subdomain not resolving. I called GoDaddy tech support who said the following:

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– It’s a problem with your web hosting (what? It’s a DNS issue, not a hosting issue)

– You can add a specific entry for your subdomain to your DNS records. (Yeah ok it works, but i want to find and fix the issue, not find a way around it)

– “Sometime some subdomains does not work”, but no reason why.

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Here is my DNS zone:

; SOA Record exemple.dev. 3600 IN SOA ns11.domaincontrol.com. dns.jomax.net. ( 2019030500 28800 7200 604800 3600 ) ; A Records @ 1800 IN A xx.xx.xx.xx * 1800 IN A xx.xx.xx.xx ; CNAME Records www 3600 IN CNAME @ _domainconnect 3600 IN CNAME _domainconnect.gd.domaincontrol.com. ; MX Records ; SRV Records ; AAAA Records ; CAA Records ; NS Records @ 3600 IN NS ns11.domaincontrol.com. @ 3600 IN NS ns12.domaincontrol.com.

I can PM the real subdomain URL if needed.

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[nobodyssoldier]

i. web weaving

ii. digging deeper

name: katherine greengrass

age: 25

former house: slytherin

blood status: pureblood

face claim: lola tung

allegiance: the erinyes

gender & pronouns: queer, she/they

first-born daughter, first to carry the greengrass name in your generation – it’s unspoken but clear, you cannot be anything less than perfect. you carry yourself in a way that is decidedly not you; grace and poise do not come to you as naturally as softness does. you are weak in every form; you are too tender, too emotional and too self-driven and you are constantly dreaming and when both feet are on the ground your head is still in the clouds. society preys upon girls like you, you cannot escape unnoticed from their lowered heads and hushed voices. you do not belong here, girl. you do not belong anywhere.  fate rears its ugly head at you and rips them away from you — and you leave. you never thought you would, thought you would always be sisters. you shouldn’t have gotten attached, a tiny voice says in the back of your mind. with a trembling hand and tear-filled eyes, you bring a lighter to a stack of photos and letters and watch them burn. the smell of smoke is unpleasant as you turn your back to what once was worth everything to you and wipe your tears away.  death is not something unfamiliar to you, now. war is cruel like that, it rips away everything that you love and expects you to keep on fighting for something you don’t believe in. sometimes, you dream about what-ifs and if-onlys — what would have happened if they believed you and bandaged your wounds, your so-called sisters? what if you were born to a mother who could give you love, cradle you in her arms and tell you that you were already enough?  even if you close your eyes, the blood on your hands won’t go away. you’re a monster, and exactly like your mother. dirt under your nails and skin rubbed raw; ‘the person in the mirror isn’t me” you want to scream out until your throat goes hoarse and your voice leaves you — because it is you, and what have you become?  you’re still a girl made of porcelain in your head. 

iii. connections

one. DAPHNE GREENGRASS , mother — nothing ever ends poetically. it ends and we turn it to poetry. all that blood was never beautiful. it was always just red. (kait rokowski)

two. LUCY WEASLEY, LILA LUNARA POLAT , PRISCILLA PARKINSON & WC , girl gang (former best friends)  — ‘cause baby, now we got bad blood / you know it used to be mad love / so take a look at what you’ve done / ‘cause baby, now we got bad blood

three. WC , girlfriend-not-girlfriend — we never broke up, but can we still call it love? don’t think we can ever go back to what it once was, and not quite sure if i really want to, either. 

four. WC , younger sibling —  are we not both chained by legacy, by some twisted sense of duty? i’ll hold your hand in mine, and I promise i’ll never let go. i hope you’ll go far, even if you have to let go of my hand.