#nug ocs

[thenugking]

Tagged by @tacticalgrandma for Rate My OC! Tagging @dandelion-bride, @cannibalcharon and anyone else who wants one!

Tenses are a little all over the place, pronouns are meant to swap every rating but probably don’t always, but oh well, here’s Kallian/Lee.

Compassion - Kallian: 0.5/10 Compassion - Lee: 9/10

Kallian did not give a shit about other people, and is more invested in making them suffer than in helping. I gave 0.5 because there have definitely been times she acted solely in Orin’s benefit to alleviate her suffering, but by the time she got brainstabbed, she was more often the one causing Orin’s suffering than trying to fix it. 

Post-brainstabbing, Lee doesn't remember that they're supposed to be better than everyone or kill as many people as they can, and 32 years worth of pent up compassion is leaking out. 

Bitterness: 1/10

They've never been a very bitter person. Pre-brainstabbing, they refused to acknowledge there was anything to be bitter about. Post-brainstabbing, they've accepted there might have been a few ways they were set up to fail, but there's more constructive ways to deal with that than being grumpy and resentful. 

Happiness - Kallian: 4/10 Happiness - Lee: 7/10

Kallian was, perhaps, nor quite as happy as she was willing to let on. She had, she thought, everything she could ever want, and still didn't feel satisfied. Is it possible she wanted more from life than to be constantly killing and making people suffer? Ridiculous. She probably just needs to invent an exciting new kind of torture to feel better!

Lee, on the other hand, is exploring what life has to offer outside a sewer cult full of dead bodies. She still has her problems, like the tadpole in her brain, and the cult she started trying to destroy the world, and all the guilt and self-loathing from the memories she’s slowly getting back. But life is better when you’re facing it with other people, instead of treating them like objects that only exist for your amusement.

Chivalry - Kallian: 1/10 Chivalry - Lee: 5/10

Kallian has only ever faked niceness and politeness, and barely knew what chivalry is. Lee… is learning! They’re not good at it yet! They still don’t really understand tact on any level. But they’re trying to live their life by the motto of “What Would Wyll Do?” and getting better at it!

Pride - Kallian: 10/10 Pride - Lee: 3/10

Kallian was told, since birth, that she was the super special child of a God, his favourite, his Chosen, his will on Toril. She was given a cult that believed this too (especially after she killed all the members she thought didn’t really believe that, because it’s always fine for her to kill people!) and worshipped her from as far back as she could remember. Is it that much of a surprise that she believed it all, and grew to convince herself that every single thing she did had to be the Will of Bhaal?

Meanwhile as far back as Lee can remember… she’s felt a desire to kill and hurt people. That’s not good!! Most people seem to agree that’s ‘weird and creepy’ or ‘deeply fucked up’. There’s clearly something very wrong with her and nothing to feel prideful about. Then, of course, she discovers why she’s like this and oh boy ‘nothing to feel prideful about’ is an understatement apparently!!!

She starts feeling a little better about herself by the time she tears herself away from Bhaal’s influence and starts actually trying to make amends for all her crimes. There’s things here she can actually begin to feel a bit proud of! I’m keeping 3/10 as an average though. It dropped way down below that around the start of Act 3, and is slowly going up as of the end of the game. With the occasional dip again whenever a particularly unpleasant new memory returns.

Honesty - Kallian: 4/10 Honesty - Lee: 6/10

Honesty is another of those things Kallian doesn’t really care for! They lie whenever it suits them, or when it’s funny. Lee wants to be more honest, but they’re really not. Although ig by that point they’re more about withholding the truth than telling outright lies. But there’s so many horrible, horrible truths to withhold.

Bravery: 6/10

I think she tends to be more fearless than brave (we’ll get to that in Recklessness). Fighting monsters is fun, sure, there’s some fear, but it’s exciting/arousing to get nearly murdered! It’s personal issues and self-reflection that are really scary, and she’s always tried to avoid and repress those as long as she can. When push comes to shove and there’s no other choice, she’ll deal with the issue, but she’d really rather not.

Recklessness - Kallian: 9/10 Recklessness - Lee: 7/10

Kallian always had a supply of healing potions on hand, and the kind of confidence that comes from pretty much never having to experience real consequences. Lee initially continues that recklessness, before discovering quickly that their source of magical healing is a little more limited, and that they now care about consequences like, “someone else gets hurt,” or, “someone else is mad at me.” They’re still deeply impulsive, but they manage to reign it in a little, or at least start thinking, “oh I need a plan to get out of this,” a few seconds after doing something reckless.

Ambition - Kallian: 2/10 Ambition - Lee: 7/10

Kallian honestly never really wanted beyond what she already had. I guess her main ambition in life was to be better at running the cult than Sarevok was, but I think she was satisfied on that front by the time she was in her early 20s. She’d call the whole Absolute plot her new ambition but tbh, that’s just Bhaal’s plan that Kallian went along with because she had nothing better to do. I don’t think she really had any ambitions beyond “see if I can make Orin orgasm just from stabbing her”. She could.

Lee’s ambitions are more along the lines of, “bring the Dead Three down and save everyone they’ve ever tortured,” which is uhhh quite a bit bigger! The world could be better in so many ways, and she has so many ideas to improve it.

Loyalty - Kallian: 4??/10 Loyalty - Lee: 9/10

I mean, Kallian would consider themself extremely loyal to the people who actually matter--that is, Orin and Bhaal, and absolutely no one else. Orin and Bhaal might actually disagree on this quite a lot. Bhaal due to the fact that instead of actually listening to him, Kallian was doing whatever the fuck they want and convincing themself it was the Will of Bhaal after the fact, Orin due to all the lying and cheating and abuse.

Lee has learnt that if you really want to be loyal to people, you should actually, like, ask them what they want and need from you instead of assuming you know. They’ve discovered that they actually deeply enjoy finding out what one of their loved ones wants and then putting all of their energy into doing that and making their person happy. And they will defend their people--the origin companions, Jaheira, and Orin--to the death.

Love: 10/10

Lee has always loved deeply and passionately. Post-brainstabbing, she’s definitely healthier about it, but she’s still a little obsessive about it with Wyll. Just less, “The height of romance is to have known someone since as far back as you can remember and never be apart from them for longer than a few minutes and do horrible horrible things to each other but that’s fine because you’re in Love and also you own them and also you’re siblings,” than she was with Orin.

She’s Less Weird about platonic love than romantic, but still pretty fucking intense about loving her friends.

Sense of Family - Kallian: 11/10 Sense of Family - Lee: 4/10

So, Kallian grew up in a cult with a massive fucking emphasis on the importance of family, and how outsiders can’t understand them. It was weird. Like, even leaving aside the incest, they had a whole weird Thing about Family. 

I would like to say that away from their horrible cult environment and with an infinitely healthier Found Family and a lot of character development, Lee still has a strong sense of family. I… don’t think they do though. They love their companions, they can acknowledge that what they have now is better for them, but they’re honestly a bit lost about how to be family now. Like, what do you mean you’re not supposed to sleep with your family, or be deeply codependent with them??? It’s okay for young siblings to slap each other but you can’t just stab your parents or kids during an argument??? They’re allowed to stab Astarion if he’s being really annoying though, right?? Right???

They have, of course, long since disowned Bhaal, but when they think of Family, they still think of Orin and Helena before anyone else.

Attractiveness: 8/10

I feel like I should be like “oh well she’s not a tall race, so she’s not conventionally attractive, and she’s got fuckloads of scars and she gets fat after saving the world!!” but fuck that, my halfling’s extremely hot.

Agility: 9/10

They’ve been training as a rogue all their life, they’re fucking agile.

Sex Drive: 8/10

I mean getting stabbed probably makes her hornier than actually having sex does (but then, is getting stabbed not its own kind of having sex?) but either way, this means she’s horny a lot.

[lanaluuart]

Nug life

[jaqs-art]

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@captainanaugi

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[mellowwillowy]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫

Yan! Eldritch Horrors (or Monsterfuck for short) × GN! Reader

"I want you to gut me baby~"

""Say less""

Warning: NSFW, Inhumane Size, threesome, mention of wanting Reader to be a 'Mother', gruesome talk

So that's how you ended up in this mating press position, your guts rearranged by his inhumane size, your face dumbstruck by pleasure and pain at the same time.

"Ssshhh, you said you want to be gutted by us no? Take it, take it all~" his pace does not falter, it remains the same and steady, his veins hitting the spot you are dying for.

Of course, there's still another one present on the bed.

"Just wrap this cock with that pretty mouth, 'kay? Be good for us and we will reward you."

Your mouth is already sore from having his inhumane size still in you, drool pooling down on the mattress you three were on.

"So good~ so good for us aren't you, doll?"

His hand caresses the strands of hair from your face, sweats making it stick to your skin. You look down at your stomach and see something bulging out. It disappears then reappears again, pushing your guts upward, or so you think.

The other pulls out his member from your mouth and you immediately feel your sore jaw before he brings your hand to your stomach.

"Why don't you feel the thing that has been piercing you?"

"Oh-ho! Great idea! See? This is the proof of my love, gutting the fuck out of you," he increases his pace, his thrust getting deeper and harder, "feeling you in a way mortals shouldn't, oh how much I want you to be the 'Mother' of my offsprings~"

"Don't." He shoots the man above you a glare.

"What? I'm sure you want to see them bear us children too no~? Imagine seeing them round with our offspring in them."

"I'd rather not have the child eat and rip her alive."

Talking about those gruesome stuff while they are fucking you up? You love that. Truth to be said, the idea of being able to carry a child excites you, especially one that is inhumane and is capable of eating you alive to survive!

"What? Aha, are you sick? I can feel you clenching me!"

"Maybe our doll needs a bit of repair soon," he frowns as he peppers you with kisses, "I can't and won't let you ever bear any pain because of us..."

You kiss him back, tongue clashing with his. Not wanting to lose, he kisses you back, not letting you go until he figures you've run out of breath. He doesn't want you to faint just because of a kiss after all.

"Haa... khk- hey, what would you do if I wasn't joking?"

"... I'd fucking kill you"

"Wha-?"

This time the man above kisses you, unlike the passionate kiss you shared with the other one, his is more greedy and needy, teeth clashing against yours and tongue occasionally bitten.

"So close, soooo close... hey... I love ya'"

That was his warning before you felt something warm filling you up to the brim, hell the bulge is still there, all he has to do is pull out push your stomach down and his dead offspring will flow out of you like a tap water.

Just as he pulls himself out, he is immediately shoved to the side, "What a bad habit you got right here, not giving them a proper finish..."

"Eh? No... I, I came earlier so- ahk!"

He starts to stimulate you back, his fingers working their way around you, "Nonsense, you deserve more," his fingers insert themselves into your gaping hole, hitting all the spots that make you see the cosmic. His tongue licks your jaw, nibbling it before moving to your neck, giving you a hickey.

You come shortly after that, body twitching and mind dazes off into the unknown until he places his member on top of your face.

"Remember, I still haven't had my share, doll."

Oh that thing is surely going to fucking pierce and gut you up and you love that ♡

"Yeeeeeeshhh....."

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Afternotes: I actually have the pairings in my head but I'll just let you guys decide.

[bakishvacuole]

Phone drawings

(On third pic u see mine and @mryukii s sonic oc I did for fun)

And more phone drawings!

[davrinsleftpectoral]

Surprise! Chapter 3 of Welcome to Nug E Cheese is here!

Read on AO3 HERE.

Thank you to @mythals-whore @genjyoandgojyoandhakkai and @blackwall-my-tiny-husband for letting your OCs come visit my little AU.

Also a snippet under the cut for this week’s Thursday Bangers. Thank you @woundedsoul12 @jenn2d2 @aetherflowers for the tags this week.

Rules for your Copy and Paste: Free form a blurb or drawing based on the weekly lyrics prompt. It doesn't have to include the prompt just whatever you're inspired to write, write it! Then tag some friends so they can play as well. It doesn't have to be finished on Thursday just post it whenever you can (you have a whole week between Thursdays).

All my friends we're glorious | Tonight we are victorious — Victorious by Panic! At The Disco

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“Did you guys pick?” He asked them. 

“We’ve narrowed it down to Hightown Heist and DDI,” Harding replied. 

“Let the new guy choose,” suggested Taash. “It’s his first time playing either game, he should get to pick how he loses.”

Everyone turned to look at Lucanis. He waited a beat and then said stoically, “Hightown Heist.” His reply was met with various yesses and a few aws. 

“Okay!” Turvi rubbed his hands together. “We can only play in pairs. Best score wins. Lowest gets bathrooms. Winner gets to go home.” The others all nodded in agreement. 

Harding and Bellara went first, followed by Taash and Neve. During each match, everyone cheered and yelled, watching the game being played. Finally it was Lucanis and Turvi’s turn. Turvi turned to the other man and flashed him a smile and said, “Good luck!” Lucanis only raised his eyebrows in return. 

Turvi swiped his card for them both and they started playing. Each of them were aiming and firing at templars, attempting to make a getaway with a stolen shipment of lyrium. Turvi was laughing and having fun when he realized the game was announcing every time Lucanis got a bonus. Turvi usually just held down the trigger in these types of games, constantly spraying shots in an attempt to hit the most targets. Lucanis however was pulling the trigger for single shots. He was quickly aiming at target after target, taking out templars with one hit. Turvi stopped aiming his gun at all, in awe of Lucanis’ skill. The game continued announcing “Good shot! Double bonus!” over and over. Turvi watched open mouthed, shocked at Lucanis’ skill. 

The game ended and displayed their scores. Lucanis set a new high score for the machine. He entered his initials, nodded to the group, and left. 

Bellara looked up from her notebook and said, “Sorry Rook, you had the lowest score by a long shot.”

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Definitely read the rest of this chapter. Some of these jokes are much better in context lol

Soft tagging in case you want to play or just want a notification that I put up a chapter @notyourmamasdeerbat @chaosherald @seaglassmelody @serensama @hedwigoprah @kabsey @cute-ellyna

[dewdlepies]

I needed to draw more Zevran and Mika so I did.

Also I really love nugs, they are so cute! I wouldn't have turned them in for the quest if I had been paying attention and seen they were being COOKED!

In my headcanon, Mika sneaks them out and they are camp members now.

[loustica-lucia]

DAO2 x DATV — Merrill, Sparkles the Nug & Tab

Merrill, Sparkles [the Nug] & Tabata Formenti of Orlais [Self-insert] in Dragon Age The Veilguard as Veil Jumpers!

I just think Merrill would LOVE being part of the Veil Jumpers and her experience could help them a lot!

Her point of view as a Dalish AND a blood mage would have been SO INTERESTING with all the blood magic rituals in DATV and well, the "gods" QWQ!!!! Or even just the Eluvians/Vi'Revas! AND SHE COULD HAVE MET ASSAN!!! SCREEEEEEEE

Timelapse:

[cassiaorsellio]

hissera being one of those dog moms but instead of a dog it's a nug.

[thenugking]

larian why must you make it so hard to get screenshots of all four active party members when you're playing a halfling. Anyway, the gang's all here! (the gang all sucks)

[lanaluuart]

People have asked and I shall deliver. Some sketches of Arlen's little deformed nug, Grub. Initially discarded and left to die, he now has a home in the prestigious House Pavus.

[doubledealer93]

@confirmedgeckos sent us a Druid. Downside is, she is always in wild shape form.

Nugs was a rescue that my wife took in. She is very happy now, when we got her she had no claws left from stuck shed. He got a lot of bugs for these photos.

[estramor]

"my love, you lie sleeping beside me as i write this, surrounded by such peace and plenty as you have never known; Mila, i swear to you, the depredations of your childhood will never touch you again, not so long as i breathe. with the Maker and His bride as witnesses, i pledge to you my devotion, my protection, to be at your side in sickness and in health, and to share in your every joy and sorrow. it is my hope that when you awake, and i ask you if this is what you want, too, you will say yes. yours, ever and always, leli." —from the unexpurgated diaries of Victoria I.

[large-band-112]

rator sona go brrrrr

[systemschemistry]

The awakening of Alluring Delusions (of being a scav)

Alluring Delusions (Beep) by @large-baguette-112