#nutbusters

[persassy777]

Why do I feel like a proud parents that's sad their kid is growing up over an underground band that finally passed 1k listeners

[ldnfinest]

New catch. Caught this African bbl in Stratford on Friday. Dm yo purchase her folder

[amiinkles]

Another nutbuster commission for @boxguysaur8 but two of them this time I wonder what they're doing

[amphitriteswife]

💸🎰Love💞casino 💸🎰

Excuse the bad writing alr

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A story where a certain ocean god goes to a Casino only to find a special surprise…

Pussydon the nutbuster’s pov:

The gods decided to have a boy’s night. Ofcourse Zeus brought up the idea to go to a casino. Hades had declined and said that he would rather go do something fun with his wife. Poseidon and Adamas decided to go with Zeus’ idea. They decided to go to Japan since Zeus had heard that there was a special underground casino in Osaka. So off they went.

When they entered the building it looked like a rather normal work place. A man with slicked black hair and glasses led them underground. When they entered they immediately noticed that there were a lot of people. Zeus immediately tried to get with one of the waitresses but they politely declined . He didn’t think much of it and tried the other waitresses but they also declined his offer as they think that he’s a old creep. This made him very humiliated and frustrated. ‘Why won’t have a night with me! Let me speak to the person in charge of this casino!’ Zeus said a bit annoyed considering that waitresses in most casinos usually did what the customer wanted. ‘You’re making a ruckus.’ Poseidon said catching the attention of the beautiful carps who were in an aquarium placed in the walls. The man who led them underground said that they would need to go to the back if they wanted to speak to the person who was in charge, after Zeus had his ramble Adamas decided to drag him and Poseidon along who was still interested in the fishes.

‘How may i help you today?’ A lady in a dark red suit asked, wearing a kabuki mask. ‘What is this nonsense!’ Zeus asked her showing her his frustration. The lady simply smiled and asked him what he was referring to. ‘Why did those waitresses reject me?!’ Zeus asked not used to people saying no to him. ‘My staff is allowed to choose who they spend the night with. They don’t have to do so simply because the customer wants a night with them.’ The lady answered still smiling. ‘Then you’ll lose costumers.’ Poseidon chimed in. ‘Are you referring to yourselves? I really don’t care if you leave. All these people in the building are my regular customers. I won’t feel sad if a few people who refuse to follow my rules threaten to leave.’ The lady answered laughing at Poseidon. ‘Then let’s make a deal.’ Poseidon suggested getting annoyed by the lady. ‘A deal? Why would I do that?. We are not business managers. We are gamblers.’ The lady said signaling that they should follow her.

When they entered the room they all looked around. The room was full of games. They had a pool table, mahjong, cards, a roulette, board games, even video games and many more. ‘Who would like to go first?’ The lady asked confidently. ‘I’ll go.’ Poseidon answered. This lady was getting on his nerves. ‘Do you have a preference?’ The lady asked him. ‘No, you may choose.’ Poseidon said giving her the advantage of choosing a game. He’ll win no matter what game she’ll choose. ‘Then…..How about Cho-han?’ The lady asked Poseidon still smiling at him mischievously as her mask only covered her eyes. ‘Alright.’ Poseidon answered. ‘We’ll need a dealer though’ the lady said. ‘I will ask a waiter to be our dealer.’ She replied walking to the door. ‘You will not.’ Poseidon said sternly grabbing her wrist. ‘Please refrain from touching me.’ The lady said immediately dropping her smile and glaring at Poseidon from out her mask. Poseidon released her wrist with a hint of annoyance. ‘I suggest that one of my brothers will be our dealer.’ Poseidon said. ‘I disagree. How about we let someone we both know be our dealer?’ The lady suggested. ‘What do you mean?’ Poseidon asked confused. He had never seen this lady before. How could she possibly suggest that when they both don’t even know each other. Just when Poseidon was about to disagree a person walked in wearing also wearing a kabuki mask. ‘And you say we both know the dealer.’ Poseidon said crossing his arms. ‘Please sit down.’ The dealer asked as they both sat down. ‘Please remove your mask for us.’ The lady asked the dealer. The man removed his mask and put it on the table. All the three brothers where shocked to see who it was. ‘What are you doing here?…’ Adamas asked. ‘Hey! Let us win alright!’ Zeus said with a smile.’ ‘You said you would spend time with your wife…Hades.’ Poseidon said furrowing his brows. ‘My wife works works her…and so do I, little brother.’ Hades smirked as he turned his head to look at the lady.

‘Shall we begin?’ Hades asked. ‘The rules are simple. I will put 2 dices in this cup and shake. The moment i put the cup down faced on the table you will say Cho ( even) or Han (odd). The person who has guessed 3 right is the winner. ‘Are you ready?’ Hades asked already putting the dices in the cup. ‘What will you bet?’ The woman asked Poseidon. ‘ 3 thousand.’ Poseidon answered wanting to play already and get this over with. ‘5million.’ The woman said. ‘What?!’ Poseidon said standing up from his seat. How could she bet so much on this childish game?!. ‘Poseidon….please sit down.’ Hades asked his little brother. ‘Don’t worry Poseidon, you got this! Adamas said showing his support. ‘Ofcourse i got this!’ poseidon replied arrogantly. ‘Yeah! Besides we came here to spend money so don’t worry!’ Zeus said cheering on him. ‘10 million.’ Poseidon said. The woman smiled in response. ‘Alright then…’ Hades smirked abs then shook the cup. ‘Round 1!’ Hades said putting the cup down faced on the table. ‘Even or odd?’ Hades asked both of the players. ‘Odd.’ Poseidon replied not breaking eye contact with the woman in front of him. ‘Even.’ The woman said also not breaking eye contact while still remaining her signature smirk which Poseidon found familiar. Hades lifted the cup. The dices both landed on 6. ‘Even. This round goes to our Lady.’ Hades said in amusement. ‘ Round 2.’ Hades said shaking the cup again and placing it down faced on the table again. ‘Even or odd?’ Hades asked again. ‘Odd’ poseidon answered. ‘Even.’ The woman said leaning back on her chair. Hades lifted the cup. ‘7. Odd wins.’ Hades said chuckling. ‘Thats right! Just one more Poseidon! You’re gonna win this.’ Adamas and Zeus cheered. By the time the cheering calmed down Hades had already shook the cup and placed it on the table. ‘Even or odd?’ Hades asked once again. ‘Even.’ Poseidon answered. ‘Odd.’ The woman answered smirking while still looking at Poseidon. Hades lifted the cup once again. ‘4. Lady in red won.’ Hades answered smirking as he found this very amusing. ‘You cheated!’ Zeus said not pleased with the outcome. ‘Let’s do it again!’ Zeus said now wanting to play pool with her to prove that they can beat her. ‘Our game isn’t finishes yet.’ The lady said to him not appreciating her game getting interrupted. Hades nodded at her as she sighed and turnes to him. ‘Alright then.’ The woman answered.

They had played almost every game there was and she beat almost all of them. ‘You owe me 45 million.’ The woman said to them. All the three brothers knew they didn’t have that kind of money. ‘We can’t pay you…’ Poseidon admitted. ‘That’s strange.’ The woman replied looking Zeus deep in the eyes. ‘Because you’re little brother here also owes me 23 million from all my other casinos.’ The woman said now looking at Poseidon. ‘You own more casinos? Adamas asked. ‘Yes. Two in Japan, one in Korea and another one in Italy.’ The woman replied dropping her smile and now glaring at the brothers. ‘Hey….go easy on them.’ Hades said feeling a bit conflicted now as he still didn’t want anything bad to happen to them. ‘I know that you’re trying to safe them Hades, but this isn’t the first time this has happened.’ The woman replied looking back at Hades and then turning her gaze to Poseidon. ‘You.’ The woman said pointing at Poseidon. ‘You look like you would be worth a bunch. If you can’t pay me I’ll gladly have him.’ The woman said looking into Poseidon’s eyes. ‘I’m not for sale.’ Poseidon said trough his teeth. ‘Oh but you are. You can’t pay me. You’re in my dept. I practically own you.’ The woman said to poseidon a bit flirty. ‘You wench! Do you know who you’re talking to?!’ Poseidon said absolute furious. ‘Ofcourse i know who i’m talking to, King of the seas.’ The woman said calmly while her smirk grew. ‘I’m a God! And you’re just some stupid mortal!’ Poseidon said through gritted teeth. ‘This would work when if we were in the seas. But right now we aren’t in your world Poseidon, but in mine.’ The woman said pridefully as she still had her signature smirk on her face, a smirk Poseidon knew yet remained on the tip of his tongue. ‘Take it off.’ Poseidon spat the woman. ‘Why would I?’ She questioned him making him even more angry. Poseidon snatched the mask and to his utter shock he couldn’t believe his eyes. ‘Even if we were in the seas…I would have equal rights as you, my King.’ The woman took her wig off revealing her wavy, watery hair. ‘Amphitrite?…’ Poseidon said, voice low and soft from the surprise. ‘All of you can go.’ You said dismissing them and turning your attention to Poseidon. ‘Not you, you’ll stay.’ You said smirking as what you would to to him.

Shit was in my draft since last year cuh💀 ignore the bad ahh writing

Tag list: @miss-seanymph-pani @tinyy-tea-cup @vilereign @viostar2095 @nicasdreamer @monstertreden

[bleedingcoffee42]

2nd Battalion. McMillian and Dean look so tired.

Speirs has his classic Bastonge pic but please look at how much hair this man has lost by Joigny jump less than a year later in Sept '45. Easy Company ages you.

[jacksonseymour13]

it's just so aggravating that juvia gets what she wants in the end despite being such a horrible person and then it's an even bigger kick in the pants that gray had to be demolished in order to make gr///via work out

Of course it sucks but it's not surprising. The moment I knew Gruvia would be canon is the moment they both experienced fakeout deaths to give cheap emotion and force the emotional trauma of them both losing each other. Anybody ever peep or notice that? Because I sure did

I just find it so interesting and rather convenient they are trauma bonded from these near death experiences or "THEY DIED BUT CAME BACK MHA BAKUGO LEVEL BULLSHIT" seriously fuck those Bakugo fakeout deaths. The one mf you actually tease me is gonna die and you fumble pulling the plug twice? Yeah Hori ain't beating those bad writer allegations

Anyway not to get too off-topic but I find it glaringly lazy and obvious that's what they would use. They weaponized their deaths as this vehicle to "jumpstart" the romance because "Oh how can you deny the love now based off Juvia's reaction, her sacrifice and Gray's rage over her death" fuck you bro. Seriously I love you but fuck you. No that shit is bad writing for the sake of bad writing. Creating a false sense of tension or forcing conflict to drive the illusion of stakes IS BAD WRITING except when it's done in favor of ship baiting the audience to gaslight the few truth sayers as wrong for denying the possibility of this romance developing.

It's deceiving,manipulative and disgusting on the writer's part to slap the smart fans in the face to give the gruvia fans a "AH HA LOOK WE WERE RIGHT YOU WERE WRONG" no you guys weren't right because it doesn't make sense based off everything we've seen. Gray falling in love with Juvia because he died then she died isn't romantic or the Titantic in the bottle moment you expect it to be, it's an excuse to force these complex emotions to fruition that weren't there. It's like getting zapped by lightning in a 1 in millionth chance, suddenly surviving that you feel like you can do anything and say your truth.

You take the bullshit way Juvia survived her fake death that isn't really death but a lazy excuse to validate everything we've seen of Gruvia to make it's entire existence justified with Gray's vanity over her "OH SO TRAGIC" loss. It's dumb and I caught it the moment I saw it. I knew they were going the dumb route, the ship bait route of feeding the fans their fill and giving Juvia her trophy husband. Why may you? Because Gray is Living Prop the moment Phantom Lord Arc hits the jets and he really sinks after Tenrou Island Arc. Name a matter of importance or GRAY moment that isn't attached to Juvia. Avatar? Avatar is filler garbage that wasted everyone's time, that shit will never count

I find is obnoxious and downright atrocious as a writer myself who wrote 3 novels(just trust gng) that a writer gives in to peer pressure by his own audience to tweak things he never planned on ever following through. Gruvia in my heart was never this planned thing from beginning to end, it was a tease, a mockery, a deconstruction of the Sakura-Mikasa character trope. "HAHAHA LOOK AT ANOTHER FEMALE CHARACTER EXIST ONLY TO LOVE A MALE CHARACTER- oh wait shit they like this one too...fuck. Guess I'll make it canon to keep their views" THAT'S IT! That's the pure basis of Gruvia's existence it starts as nothing into a joke and treated as this thing that was always serious and was destined to go somewhere when it wasn't. I'll give my left nut on Gray going somewhere with Milftear or Lucy before Juvia. I mean fuck me man.

I would give it some leeway or less criticism if it never changed Gray into this character he never was or just completely overhaul all his character elements in favor of Juvia's. To summarize Gray in simple words: He is Juvia's bitch that was in denial 303 episodes but woke up and smelled the coffee. That's the extent of Gray's character the moment it was made canon, the moment it got any serious stock put into it, giving it fake deaths, forcing fake emotional moments and giving off his impression they were always meant to be. IT FUCKING INSULTS LEGITMATE SLOW BURNS,it insults the tsundere trope, it insults the Sakura trope, it insults my king GRAY MOTHERFUCKING FULLBUSTER! Fuck Juvia and fuck Gruvia! I will forever hate it with a burning sick passion.

Because I just knew my Gray was gone...🤧 he was gone and never coming back because they couldn't let go of the Juvia character. Because of fear of fan backlash "WHERE'S THE BLUE HAIRED GIRL" Wendy? "NO JUVIA!" oh well she was a nothing character created to be a mockery of a tired old gang "BRING HER BACK!" okay chill...

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! It's canoncy does not fucking exist, it's like crack treated seriously,

"The only arguments people have for it are "You're a hater. It's not bad. the hate is forced. Gruvia was always meant to be since they were made canon." I mean have people never heard of a writer making deviations in their life or are they just this stupid? I swear It's an insult to call them fans of anything if they can't be consistent with their logic or points. I'm a firm believer of KEEP THE SAME ENERGY! Notice how everyone rejected Luvia? Because it was stupid! Nobody liked a guy lusting over and stalking a hot female character but it's okay when said female character lust over another hot male character. God I hate this community with the double standards,toxic ship culture and dumb ass logic that makes no sense. I poke 1 hole and it falls apart. Gruvia exists as a joke that sadly got taken seriously by a bunch of idiots that failed to notice the joke that the writer intended to make. They only saw what they wanted to but my brain will always tell me that that shit, Gruvia was never supposed to skyrocket. EVER! The writer folded faster than a lawn chair and bended over backwards in favor of that niche, that audience of little girls that are okay with stalkers,harassment,non-consent and unreciprocated LUST! We gotta stop confusing love for lust. They are not fucking same. I'm not sorry if you're sad about this

[burstingatseams]

[amiinkles]

Nutbuster commission for @boxguysaur8

Bro is pulling me back into the fandom kicking and screaming

Alt version under cut

Ouhghhghhghg I love u nutbuster....

[lesbianfakir]

No because if I was Clara and my sexy dilfy silver fox nutcracker man turned into someone’s gijinka of a cardboard box I would be like oh :/ ok then.

[biggassybootyaddict]

I know you love ass and all, but what about tits? You can't POSSIBLY ignore big boobies!

Oh, don't worry about that. Big tits are my second top turn on behind the obvious top turn on. I enjoy getting a good feel of such Jello like pillows in my palms. I especially love titfucks, they're made to be massage pillows for cocks! Getting milked by big milkers is one happy ending.... even better when she facefarts me while doing so!

[beardedbaobei]

Xiāng hái (trying to flirt): Did you know that 80% of a bearded vultures diet is bone?

Later:

[vercetticandids]

Haitian MILF bubble butt nutbuster all angles 4 mins

[corviiids]

why is every computer part called like the Zebulon e47-6900XXX Nutbuster 19-4D

[amiinkles]

Nutbuster ocs FIGHT !!!!

Nutbuster OC freak (right) belongs to @boxguysaur8 go kill him with hammers