#nutmaster

[qqchurch]

appraisal girlie with the best goals...

[ghostlylittlemoths]

Streamer ellie x fem reader

Wc: dont know dont care Cw: slightly suggestive, kissing, ellie being ellie, slurs from ellie(fag) pet names(babe, sweetcheeks) $uicide joke once, ellie talks the way I do irl, ellie raging at roblox, swearing bc why not its ellie

"FUCK YOU!"

You were startled from your sleep when you heared screaming from the end of the hallway all the way from yours and Ellies shared room. Reaching over to Ellies side of the bed you felt that she wasn't there. You reached for your phone to check the time.

3:36am

Fuck

Putting two and two together you realized that ellie was the one screaming. Was she playing a game? Getting ready to get up to see why she was screaming, another scream confirmed your assumption.

"I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING GAME! -oh thank you for the subs 'elliegetsnobitches' fuck you I do get bitches unlike you fags."

Ellie was streaming. Not wanting to actually get up at the moment you opened twitch and went to her live to see what she was playing. Your lovely wonderful girlfriend was playing none other than roblox.

'absanderson sent $20'proof or it didn't happen'

"You want me to prove I get bitches unlike you? Bet." she said while getting up from her chair. Then it clicked, she was coming to get you. Which meant you had to be on camara in front of her fans. You and Ellie didn't have a public relationship due to you being nervous about how fans would react. The only person that knew was Dina, because she was Ellies' best friend. And Joel because he was basically Ellies' dad and he had already have a feeling you two were dating.

Watching Ellie leave the view of the camara, you heared the patter of her feet coming down the hallway. You turned off your phone and closed your eyes hoping that she thought you were sleeping and would leave you alo-

"I know you're awake I saw your username come into the stream" she said whispering into your ear. Well there's no use pretending. You turned over in the bed to face your girlfriend.

"Do I have to?" You asked hoping she would change her mind. "Please babe, they keep clowning me and saying I get no bitches" she complained, giving you puppy eyes.

Well fuck me

You sigh. "...fine". Ellies face lightend up and pulled you out of the bed and down the hallway to her streaming room but told you to wait outside for "dramatic effect".

"I'm back bitches. You asked to see 'the bitches' so here she is" she turns to face the door and signaled for you to come in.

Opening the door you slowly walked in and crouched next to Ellie you you could be seen in frame. You heared a ding signaling someone sent Ellie something.

'Elliesrealwife sent $10' are you paying her to be there?'

"IM NOT PAYING HER SHE REALLY IS MY GIRLFRIEND" Ellie whined throwing herself into the back of her chair almost tipping it over.

'Absanderson sent $5' I dont think she is real man'

'Nutmaster sent $5' is your girlfriend single?'

'Jessethecoolest sent $5' dude you are scaring the huzz'

"SHE IS REAL AND NO SHES NOT SINGLE! isn't that right sweetcheeks?" She said leaning in for a kiss which you stopped with your hand but that didn't stop her from kissing your cheek.

"Dont call me that I will kill you, everyone watching, and myself" you said, running your fingers through Ellies slightly knotted hair. Watching the comments roll in you felt yourself ease up and felt as you were pulled into Ellies lap.

'Dinaisthebest sent $5' is this rizz? As the kids would say'

"I dont know? Is my rizz working?" Ellie asked you, looking at you from her place on your shoulder. "Please shut up" you said with a small tired smile as you leaned down to capture Ellies lips with yours.

The kiss got more heated and you had turned around to face Ellie then pulled away remembering that you were on a live stream. With a shy smile you turned and got off Ellie who was losing it at the comments

'Eillesgf - so she does get bitches'

'Les4els - drop the onlyfans'

'Leslady - i dont know which I want to be'

'Dinaisthebest - busted'

"Welp yall I have been streaming since 10 and it's now 4am and I'm like 99.3% sure I woke this lady from yelling" she said pointing at you. You rested you head on her shoulder as she said her goodbyes to the viewers and ended stream.

"Ready for bed?"she asked standing up and shutting off the lights and her monitors and dragging you out of the room and down the hallway to your shared bedroom. "You know I am" you said as you sat on the bed and tiredly watched ellie as she changed into her boxers and black wife-pleaser and got into bed behind you. She wrapped her arms around your waist and pushed her face into the crook of your neck, breathing in your scent.

"How much you want to bet people clipped us making out and are posting in on twitter.com?" You asked with a tired laugh as you grabbed her hand that was on your stomach to hold it in your hand.

She let out a hard but quite laugh and intertwined her fingers with yours. "I bet they are." She said and drifted off to sleep along with you

The next morning your thoughts were right. People did clip your makeout and posted it on Twitter with the captions #needthat

This is for literally one who asked for this @myrruwrites

Sorry If its not what you wanted and anyone who saw this before this author note literally so sorry if you read it and it wasn't finished I didn't mean to post it

[wbcannibalgf]

Me on my first day as a cape scrolling through pho: ok ok look at this guy. nutmaster lmao. theres no way we cant take him right

My teammate who is secretly contessa on step 241 of her path to seeing a human being get torn apart by squirrels: Absolutely

[myrfing]

i wonder if the cats around here are the reason why i haven’t seen any squirrel wars in a while. where have the nutmasters gone

[mssapphirebloom]

#nutella knock off #NutMaster LOL LMAOOOOO https://www.instagram.com/p/CFBbQQfBYCS/?igshid=6j9esu92d7xr

[southbostonbitch]

@Regrann from @s33dgram - #NUTMASTE "Dynamic steering means constant adjustment in light of real feedback" Brian J. Robertson, Holacracy: The Revolutionary Management System that Abolishes Hierarchy #freetheseedfreetheworld #seedmemes #seeddreams #seedislife - #regrann

[shitboy96]

ms nut master indeed

Jsndksdj yes. Nutmaster was taken

[birdcel]

ok fess up who put a quarter in his coin slot

@sneakers2church  said: have you NOT breached the foaming apeshittery point goddamn what level are we at now just on a scale i feel like im slacking

YEAH DOUCHEBAG, YOU REALLY NEED TO START PICKING UP THE SLACK. YOU MIGHT EVEN NEED TO WORK OVERTIME CRAMPING YOUR FLIMSY LITTLE WRISTS OVER CANVAS TO DELIVER ME EVEN WORSE DEPICTIONS OF YOUR GANGLY AND DISPROPORTIONATE FRAME. I HAVE A GUIDE ON MY BLOG SO YOU KNOW WHICH BUTTONS TO PUSH THAT MAKE ME INVERT MY BOWELS RIGHT HERE ON THE DASHBOARD IN THE PUBLIC EYE.

MY GUESS IS THAT WE'RE AT ABOUT 2 MIDDLE FINGERS OUT OF 10.

[thunder-stuck]

Nutmaster || 9gagrss || https://ift.tt/39LbWkS https://ift.tt/2JtKz48 ||

[qqchurch]

genuinely didn't know Yukihana Lamy was singing in an OP this anime season lol

[goldblumed]

today i made a new friend his name is nutmaster and i would die for him

[birdcel]

im going to kill you

[mrrentaro]

No prize that could hold sway, Or justify my giving away, My center... #sketchery #dailydoodle #motivationalmonday #moodymonday #chipper #chipmunk #fullfiguredyogis #curvyfit #nuts #nutmaste #jambi #lyrics

[teesurprise]

Nutmaste Shirt

[shitboy96]

What's ur league name?

NutMaster but im on EUW