more fluffy nyo rusame thoughts since yall liked the last one so much
Anya mandating when they watch movies. makes alfred sit down to watch cheesy new year and Christmas movies with her.
"All they're doing is yelling."
"yes! it is russian rom-com!"
also makes him change clothes before they go to the ethnic grocery store because she will not be embarrassed in front of the checkout girl no way no how alfred put on this calvin klein outfit you dress like old man on golf course.
Anya has a million petnames for Alfred. Fedka. Fedya. Milyi (sweetie). Daragoi (dearest).
if, for some reason, alfred has Fucked Up he does the only reasonable thing and hands over his MasterCard. she proceeds to drain his bank account at the Gucci store and treats her sisters to lunch.
Alfred knows how to braid hair and helps Anya braid her hair into high-fantasy princess styles.
"you look like a game of thrones character!!"
"i want to be the dragon girl."
"oh you're definitely the dragon girl"
they!!! talk!!! about!!! space!!!! a LOT!!!!
honestly them stargazing someplace in Montana on a road trip sounds....so fucking good. G O D
alfred is still mourning pluto. anya thinks he's silly. alfred mourns harder
they both have huge sweet tooths.
they would share a dessert with two spoons but let's face it, they're both too greedy for that shit.
i feel like they're both gamers. they visit each other's minecraft farms and animal crossing villages :')
me n the wife cuddlin in the gamer chair
one time alfred made anya hot cocoa when she was on her period and she cried :')
she's not used to people being nice to her like that
"is that :'( whipped cream?"
"yeah, do you not like it? jeez, i didn't mean to make you cry i can make another batch if you want"
"no :') it's perfect"
anya is taller than alfred i do not make the rules
how comically large the size difference is between them depends on you
she still steals his clothes :3 her favorite is this red flannel with a detachable hood that smells like him
and yes. she's sent him nudes with her wearing it
alfred gases her up when she's about to go out. whether it's for a business trip or a girl's night, he wants her to know that she looks like a baddy and he's proud of her
more often than not he's her photographer for nights when she wants to post selfies
once when Alfred is having a bad day, Anya constructed a pillowfort and they binge-watched the Star Wars prequels and cuddled in it. Alfred got to have his hair played with (WITH acrylic nails) while lying on the softest boobs this side of the prime meridian. to say he was in paradise was a gross understatement
in the same vein, they're both HUGE fans of any and all kinds of sci-fi. Star Wars, Isaac Asimov's writings, Battlestar Galactica, Planet of Storms, Solaris, ANYTHNG by Ursula K. Le Guin, etc.
honestly?? they just really love and respect each other. girlboss x malewife but they're both autistic nerds who love the sky and Hershey's chocolate. we stan
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