#obey me chat photos

[the-pessimists-paradigm]

transparents of mammoney being scared

[nerdy-talks]

Part 2 of my favorite Obey Me! chat photos

[pseudonymphomania]

THAT.

IS.

NOT.

A.

SIGH.

[starlit-bun]

losing my mind at this solomon drawing i did at 3am. he's just a little guy your honor

[redheadkittys]

...mammon picking clothes for his date with mc🥹...

[misc-obeyme]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW CHAT PHOTO WITH MAMMON AND SOLOMON

the absolute serotonin of your faves getting a card or art together can't be beat (I STILL REMEMBER THE ONE FROM SUPER SMASH DEVIL'S WITH MAMMON AND SOLOMON, AND I'M STILL ATTEMPTING THE CHARGE MISSIONS)

What reason would Solomon have for pranking Mammon akdjjf (my crack ship mind says 'just boyfriend things <3')

but also 👀 what was solomon doing there so early since Mammon had just woken up he spent the night. I hope we get a continuation

anyway i had to yell about that, I saw the photo on my lunch break and absolutely lost it

- ✨ anon

OMG. When I first saw it, I was like "oh, ✨ anon is gonna love this~"

I am not kidding, I was like we were just talking about these two!!

I'm sure you've seen the follow up chats since, but the image really does make it look like Solomon was the one who did it adskljfjf.

I'm totally here for your crackship. Mammon all unsuspecting with his little pigtails. Has a whole freak out Mammon-style about it when he finally notices. Plots his revenge against Solomon, but is actually sneaky about it. Invites him to spend another night just so he can mess with his hair. The next day, Solomon wakes up with rainbow hair or something lolol.

Anyway, I also enjoyed that image, it was super cute. I love them both, too. I love Mammon being silly and I loved Solomon's happy laughing face.

I've been writing so much Barbatos content lately (and likely I will never stop lol), but I gotta crank out some Solomon stuff because I love that wizard. More Mammon too, I think!

[mrrharper]

Academic requirements

Coach received some worrying information about one of his star players, DE1. His performance at practice and during games was still very good, great even. But it was all overshadowed by some disturbing reports. DE1 's grades have gone up since last season and he was seen walking around campus with a textbook in his hand. Moreover, his turnout at frat events dropped below 100% and he has been seen interacting with multiple nerds at least three times within the previous two weeks.

This was enough for Coach to get concerned, so he invited DE1 for a chat in his office. The jock entered the room and sat in a chair in front of Coach's desk. DE1 was one of Coach's finest specimens - he was absolutely huge. 6'5 and 260 pounds of pure muscle, with arms ready to tackle a mountain, pecs and shoulders prepared to withstand the pressure of the entire offensive line and legs the size of tree trunks. An absolute stud, and perfect advertisement of Coach's training methods.

Coach greeted DE1 and explained why he asked him to come - he laid out all the concerning rumors that were spreading withing the building of the Athletics Department - about his focus on studying and interacting with non-jocks. DE1, in turn, was confused by what he heard and didn't really know how to respond to his Coach's words.

He didn't have time to come up with anything to say though, as right after he finished speaking Coach turned his computer around and DE1 was now looking straight into a monitor displaying a condensed version of one of Coach's trusted hypnotic videos. The jock's attention suddenly shifted towards the screen, forgetting about anything else. His whole body relaxed in the chair, his legs now wide apart and showing off his bulge, visible through his shorts.

As the video showed shirtless jocks working out, then jocks in full gear tackling each other during a football game, then jocks partying and drinking while dancing with only boxers on, DE1 began drooling. As he did, subliminal messages continued to make their way into his brain

DUMB

BRO

FLEX

OBEY

LIFT

PARTY

JOCK

DAWG

The sounds encoded within the video only amplified these commands. Coach looked from behind the screen as his best edge rusher took in everything Coach wanted and slowly, but surely, returned to his proper ways - a jacked brute, capable only of lifting, partying and sacking every QB he encounters.

After a while the video came to an end. Coach took back his computer and DE1 blinked a few times, then wiped most of the drool form his face and scratched his crotch.

"uhhhhhhh, Coach.... what... happened, bruh?"

"Everything's fine. Let me ask you a few questions. What's your name."

"DE1, Coach, duh."

"And who are you?"

"Am the best DE in the conference, Coach!"

"What's your approach to college and classes?"

"Duuuuude, that's some nerd shit, lemme tell ya, Coach, I do just enough to go above the NCAA threshold for scholarship athletes, bro, huhuhuhuh"

"Good, DE1, and do you stay in contact with people who don't play football?"

"Ugh, dude, Coach, me? With a fuckin' nerd? Bruh, am doin' just fine with the dudes on the team. Ain't no one else I need to stay in contact with, Coach"

Coach grinned as DE1 responded exactly the way he was supposed to.

"Thanks, DE1, you're free now. Don't be late to tomorrow's practice"

"Will do, Coach!"

A day later Coach was notified of DE1 posting a shirtless photo on Instagram with the caption reading "who ready for that Alpha Phi beer fest bruhs?"

[mina-saiyat]

hello! can i ask for a threesome short smut? nayeon and tzuyu went for a vacation where they met a foreigner that was going for a vacation too.

the story can be a face fuck session in a hotel room of either natzu or the reader. thanks! -🦉anon

'Oppa, tell me who is better.' A young man riding by two hot ladies at the same time, falling into the paradise when the hands of the girls keep exploring his body.

Both his mouth and cock are using by one of the woman, Nayeon is riding his cock quickly, the high pitch moan announced that she is reaching the peak. 'Ahh... Kiss me, Tzuyu.' Nayeon's hands move to Tzuyu's tits. Tzuyu, who is riding on the men's face, obeys her eooni, invading Nayeon's mouth with her tongue.

The atmosphere in the room becomes erotic, moans occasionally leak from their kiss. 'Oppa, your tongue is good. Tzuyu gonna cum soon. Ahhh!' Tzuyu instinctly lockes her thighs tighter, the men is soon chocked, he slaps Tzuyu's ass quickly, signaling he is out of breath. However, the slapping just makes Tzuyu more horny, 'Yes, Daddy! Slap me hard. Tzuyu loves it. Ahhh! I am cumming!' All the nectar splashes from Tzuyu's hot clit completely overthrow hos throat, his body starts to pluse, his slaps become weaker and weaker.

The choking play pushes the men over his edge, his cock uncontrollably shoots waves of cum into Nayeon, hitting her walls like bullet, sending Nayeon to orgasm at the same time. 'Fuck! So warm! Umm...'

Tzuyu tiredly moves her clits away from his face, only Nayeon notices that he already goes back out . 'Tzuyu, you choked him hard.Your thighs are so powerful.'

'Nayeon eooni! His tongue is so good, I can't control myself.' Tzuyu's face is red like an apple, no one knows she is being shy or still recovering from the orgasm.

'Let's find another cock then, I guess our maknae is still hungry huh?' Nayeon giggles. 'Let me take a pic first, they must be jealous.' Nayeon opens the front camera of her phone, taking a selfie both their tongue laps at the cock. '13th cock of the trip. Who wanna join out next trip?' Nayeon sends the photos with an invitation to Twice's group chat.

'Nayeon eooni, I have found a new cock.'Before Nayeon finished texting, Tzuyu's shout stopped her. All she could see is Tzuyu standing naked in the corridor, grabbing a men's cock in her hand.

'Hey, handsome.' Nayeon licks her lips seductively, 'Wanna have some fun with us?'

[etherealbelphie]

Can you talk about more of all the obey me characters having a group chat about MC and sharing pictures?

As headcannons plz

In case you don't know, this is in reference to this post.

Diavolo was actually the one to start the group chat, although it wasn't intended to go the way it did. Originally, the group chat consisted only of himself, Lucifer, and Barbatos.

It was a photo of MC, Luke, Simeon, and Solomon sitting in the student council room, working on decorations for the next school dance. It was accompanied by the message 'Look how hard everyone is working!'

Lucifer, of course, only focused on MC. It did his pride good to see how hard they were working to make this program successful.

Lucifer made the mistake of calling this out in the messages, and jokingly (?) suggested adding the rest of his brothers to the chat so they could see what hard work actually looked like.

Diavolo did not catch the sarcasm, and immediately added all of the brothers to the chat as well.

Lucifer's younger brothers saw what he'd said earlier, so there were varying levels of protests about that.

Then the group chat went dead for a while.

The next time someone used it, it was Mammon. Apparently, he'd been out with MC and lost track of them.

After everyone yelled at him for losing MC, they added the adults of Purgatory hall for best group organizing. (They didn't want to worry Luke.)

Why didn't they add MC to the group chat to try and get ahold of them? That's a good question. They've got one brain cell combined (Maybe even 2 if you count Barbatos), so maybe that's why.

Eventually, Mammon found them back at the shop he'd just come from. (MC was sitting at customer service like a lost child.)

He sent a picture of them to the group chat to prove they were alright, and then the group chat went dead again.

Until someone else lost MC.

You thought that was a one-time thing? No. That's a Tuesday. There have been at least 8 more 'I lost MC' chats.

This happened so often that Levi decided to make a meme about it.

This inspired everyone else to start making MC memes, with different people participating to different degrees.

Some people used meme templates, and some people were putting captions over photos they had.

This led to people getting jealous of some of the photos people had.

Simeon, in his infinite wisdom, decided the easiest way to stop this problem would be to share all the photos they had of MC.

And that's the story of how the group chat began.

[froggibus]

Punishment - Kento Nanami

Pairing: Kento Nanami x f! Reader (reader uses f pronouns + has a pussy)

Genre: smut/NSFW

Word Count: 1.1k

Summary: you thought it would be fun to send your boyfriend pictures at work, but Nanami is not impressed

CW: spanking, punishment, fingering, dom/sub dynamics, dom! Nanami, slight pain play, you call nami 'sir', mentions of aftercare

hello I am unfortunately sick so some of my posts might be delayed the next few days :( sorry in advance but hope you guys enjoy

Kinktober Masterlist

You turn your phone on and off again for the millionth time today, staring at the little grey letters that say ‘Seen: 12:21pm’. You thought it would be fun, but based on his silence, Nanami must think otherwise. 

You power it on once more and click into the chat, the photo of you in brilliant blue lingerie the last thing being sent in chat. It was a good picture of you—a really good picture. A picture that you just couldn’t wait to share with your lover. 

Too bad he wasn’t giving you the reaction you wanted. 

As the hours tick away with still no response, you can’t help but get nervous. Did you take it too far? Is he mad at you? Butterflies fill your stomach—what if he punishes you? The thought makes you wet. 

When you hear the key in the door, you’re up on your feet and standing by waiting. Nanami looks tired, as usual. He’s wearing that same tie he always does, the one that’s been used to bind your hands many times. The minute his eyes settle on you, you shrink. 

“Baby, I’m so glad you’re home!” You say innocently. 

Nanami has no time for your pleasantries. “Strip into your underwear and go wait by our bed.”

Chills fill your body at his commanding tone, a layer of what could almost be anger beneath it. Your feet start moving before you’re done registering his words, your body always eager to obey him. 

You strip out of your clothes, leaving you in that same lingerie you’d been so proud of earlier. You stand by the bed impatiently, almost throbbing in need. The sound of his footsteps echoes down the hall, intentionally loud, intentionally intimidating. 

When he comes into view, he’s loosening the tie around his neck and smoothing it between his hands. You stay perfectly still, not daring to speak or move a muscle while you wait for his next move. 

He presses up behind you, the fabric of his suit rubbing against your bare skin. “Do you think it’s funny to tease me at work?” He grabs your hands and pulls them behind your back, wrapping the silky fabric of his tie around your wrists. “Do you think it’s funny to be such a blatant whore for me?”

You swallow. “N-no, sir.”

He sits back on the bed, tossing you over his lap so that your ass is front and centre. He has your hands bound in a way that you can barely move them, your arms extended and unable to bend to cover yourself. 

He rubs your ass, his warm hands feeling nice on your cold skin. “That’s what I thought,” his voice drops an octave, a dangerous whisper, “and yet you did it anyway.”

He slaps your ass hard, the sound ringing out through the room. You cry out and try to wiggle away but he grabs your hips.

“You’re not going anywhere.” He kneads the skin of your ass cheek, “you’re going to sit here and take your punishment like a good girl.”

“But it hurts,” you whine. 

He smacks your ass three times in a row. Quick slaps, just a flick of his wrist, but enough to sting. Your panties dampen with the pain and you just hope that he doesn’t notice the growing wet spot.  

“Good girls don’t speak while they’re being punished. They lay there, count how many times I slapped their slutty ass and thank me for training them so well.”

You squeeze your eyes shut, trying to focus on anything other than the burn of your ass and the desperate ache in your pussy. “Yes sir.”

He rewards you by gently rubbing your ass, giving you a minute to recover before he continues his assault. 

His hand leaves your butt and you brace yourself, squeezing your eyes shut as he lands another blow to your sensitive skin. “O-one.”

“And?” He pulls his hand away, threatening to deliver another blow. 

“T-thank you for training me sir.”

“Good girl.”

He smacks your ass a few more times, listening to your whiny, shaking voice as you count them out. His cock only grows harder with each impact, the mix of your pained whines and the way you squirm making him crazy. He slips his hand between your legs, fingers dipping down to rub at your wetness through the lace of your panties. 

He chuckles, “you like getting punished, don’t you?”

“Y-yes,” you say quietly, hiding your face in the bed so he can’t see the shameful flush of your skin. 

“So wet,” he groans, tugging your panties down to your knees. 

He rubs circles on your clit with his index finger, his hand already covered in your slick. He runs his finger through your folds and dips it inside of your soaking hole. His finger slips inside easily, your walls already wet and open and so eager for him. 

He pumps his finger in and out of you, “who knew my little angel liked getting her ass all red?”

“Kento,” you whine, arching your back to get his finger deeper. 

He lands another slap to your ass and slips a second finger in simultaneously. “You’re in no position to beg for anything,” he slaps your ass again, “you get what I’m nice enough to give you. Actually, you should thank me for taking such good care of you.”

“T-thank you,” you mumble. 

He keeps pumping his fingers inside of you at a steady pace, slowing down anytime you start to get close. He kneads the burning skin of your ass while he fingers you, trying to soothe away your earlier punishment. He’s sure there might be bruises later on, though. 

He starts to move his fingers faster, curling them up inside of you to pet that perfect little spot in your walls. You cry out for him desperately, limbs thrashing and pussy fluttering around him.  

“Is my angel gonna cum soon?”

You nod your head, tears starting to form in the corners of your eyes. “P-please let me cum, I’ll do anything, please.”

He smacks your ass one last time, reaching his hand around to rub your clit. He only runs a few circles into your sensitivity before you’re gushing around him, pussy spraying all over his palm and suit bottoms. 

He keeps his fingers inside of you while you cum, slowly working you through your orgasm. When you’re finally done spasming in his lap, he pulls his fingers out, prodding them at your lips. 

You let yourself roll off of his lap and onto your knees on the carpet, opening your mouth so that he can stick his fingers inside. You take them as far back as you can, the tips grazing the back of your throat. 

You suck on them for a few minutes before he pulls them out, satisfied with your work. 

He wipes the spit and tears off of your face. “Such a good girl,” he coos. “Let’s get you cleaned up.”

[lancermylove]

I was thinking of a funny quick ask for obey me pls! How would the brothers react to Mammon trying to scam Nun!mc, and she’s just like, “But I’m a nun… I don’t have a bank account… Sorry I’m not much help…” apologetically smiling! I love your work and hope you take care of yourself!

LOL! That would be hilarious. 😂 Hehe, thank you, anon! I'm doing my best to take care of myself, and please take care of yourself.🤗

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Laughs in Mammon's face: Levi, Belphie, Thirteen

Takes a million photos of Mammon’s expression so that he can upload them to social media, post them on all group chats, and keep the images for blackmail later use: Asmo

Feels a bit bad for Mammon but thinks the outcome is well deserved: Beel, Diavolo, Simeon, Luke

Applauds MC. Even though she was just being honest: Lucifer, Solomon

Tries his hardest to hold back his laughter: Mephistopheles, Satan, Barbatos

Feels like making it rain arrows. How dare Mammon try to scam a holy nun: Raphael

Gets angry at Mammon for trying to scam a nun: Luke

Meanwhile, Mammon:

[the-pessimists-paradigm]

People call Solomon a grandpa, and yes, he's old. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SIMEON TEXT?!?!

[nerdy-talks]

Part 8 of my favorite Obey Me! chat photos

Other favorite chat photos :

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

Part Six

Part Seven

[jamespotterismydaddy]

On the Phone

modern!rhaenyra x reader smut

A/N: Just a quick little thought I had today about Rhae

TW: smut, rough sex, fucking while chatting on the phone💕

word count: 865 words

You knew you were in trouble as soon as she got home. She had lots of important work to do with partners at Targ. Corp today and you had the nerve to be a little fucking brat all day. You had been texting her incessantly, to the point where she had to turn off her phone and when she finally decided to turn it back on, she was shocked. There were slutty little photos of you in a new set that you had bought with her credit card. You were in for it now.

“On the fucking bed.” Her voice was calm and it sent a shiver up your spine. If you wanted attention so badly, you were going to get it. You quickly scramble onto the bed.

“I’m sorry-” You hardly get the words out before she is scolding you.

“I couldn’t focus the entire day because of your constant distractions.” She gets out the ‘toy box’ from under the bed, selecting a 9 in strap-on. “You’re in a lot of trouble, little girl.”

“Nooo!” You whine when you see the size of the strap-on, it's always so hard to take something that big. It hurts you but pain is pleasure and she knows it.

“Don’t make this worse. Get on all fours.”

You silently obey her, knowing that she doesn’t want to see you pout right now. She straps on the dildo and yanks at your hips so that you’re right against the edge of the bed. Her hand falls to your back, giving it a gentle rub before shoving it down so your chest is pressed to the sheets and your ass is in the air.

“I don’t think you understand how upset I am, baby. Sending me pictures like that in the middle of the day like a whore. What do you think would have happened if somebody saw such a thing, huh?” You say nothing and receive a stinging slap to your ass. “Answer me.”

“I-I don’t know.” You whimper and her fingers run along your new lacy panties.

“That's what I thought, stupid slut.” She grips your panties, tugging at them a bit so that they rub against your clit painfully.

“Ow…” You whine.

“Be quiet.” She commands as she tears your new panties off. You try not to cry, feeling upset that your new lingerie is ruined.

You expect her to prepare you, maybe eat your cunt a little but you’re surprised to feel the strap rubbing against your entrance. 

“R-Rhae?” You mewl out like a little kitten.

“Hush now, you’re wet enough to take it.”

She slips the dildo in, sheathing it quickly and completely so that you have no chance to protest. Your hands grip the sheets and you let out a low moan as she starts thrusting into you roughly, forcing you to adjust to the thick stretch.

That's when her phone rings. Usually she would just let it ring but she picks it up. This doesn’t mean she stops, oh no, if anything she gets faster. You turn your head back to look at her and she just holds a finger to her lips, telling you to be quiet.

“Hey, Daemon.” She says into the phone as she fucks into you at a brutal speed. You bury your face into the sheets to try and muffle yourself. “Oh don’t worry about it, I can talk.”

You do your best to keep quiet but a little whimper slips from your lips. She yanks on your hair, pulling you up so that your back is flush against her chest.

“Just hold on a second, Daemon.” She puts the phone on mute before talking to you. “If you don’t keep that pretty mouth shut, you’re not cumming for a week.” She looks at you seriously and you nod.

Rhaenyra goes back to talking on the phone but keeps you upright as she thrusts into you so that she can hold one hand over your mouth. You go to touch your clit some more but she just smacks your hand away so that it's clear that it's not the time for that.

“Yeah, no problem. See you tomorrow.” She finishes off her convo and hangs up the phone, tossing it to the side.

“Good girl, baby.” She says as she grips your hips and thrusts into you with renewed vigour. She pushes you down gently so that you’re on all fours again. “Never pull a stunt like that again.”

“I… won’t.” You manage to whisper out as she finally reaches out in front to toy with your clit. It doesn’t take long for you to feel the pleasure building.

“You can cum now, baby. I know you need it.” 

That is all it takes for your to go over the edge, the wave of euphoria washing over you as she relentlessly fucks you through your high.

“No… no more.” You whine as you feel over stimulated but she just smirks.

“Thought you wanted my attention, brat?” You pout a little at her words and she laughs but finally stops and pulls the thick dildo out of you. You slump on the bed. “Oh, don’t look so tired, baby. We aren’t finished yet.”

taglist (comment to be added): @valeskafics @girlwith-thepearlearring

[vylithscat]

coming to meet your parents - obey me! hcs

trying to be a little more consistent with posts, so here's a couple thoughts that came to mind when discussing families with a friend! {also, don't mind any format changes, trying new things!}

prompt: you've got a visit with your parents coming up, but you're not sure who'd be a good choose to bring.. genre: general, you/your pronouns, gn!mc pairings: bros + dateables (minus luke)

You were visiting home soon, very soon actually, and your family wanted to meet these new brothers. After you said that you met them on an exchange program, they were all very sweet towards you.. And who knows what else you spurted out when rambling on and on about them. Your parents always gave you weird looks when you talked about how good they were, and you never realized when you talked about it until they cut in, “Are you sure they’re everything you say they are?”

With a pounding headache creeping up at the thought of all seven of them coming up with you and causing chaos in your parents home, you snapped your pencil lead and cursed under your breath before looking through your bag for your sharpener, only for a familiar hand to appear beside you with one in his palm.

“How’s my favorite student doing?”

“Oh, haha,” You dryly responded, your nose scrunching up at Solomon as you took his sharpener, “You only said that because I snapped my pencil, huh?”

“You were also staring rather intensely at your paper beforehand.” You let out a sigh and began explaining your situation to him, his face beamed and you couldn’t help but worry at the look of pure joy on his face as the two of you approached..

Lucifer

He didn’t like the idea when it came from Solomon

But then he saw your pleading eyes,, He can’t say no to you,,

When going up, he goes by Lucien around family

He doesn’t need to act any different really, but he doesn't exactly go with the flow, so..

But for the most part, you’re fine sending yourself up with Lucifer!

Don’t stumble over his name though, he might correct you incorrectly

Your parents will most likely enjoy your time with him

Well spoken, good manners, and looks put together when he first steps in the house

I mean, have you seen his outfit in the human world? C’mon..

Bring him along for some tea, lunch, really anything involving food and drink and a quick chat, he shouldn’t be a problem

Just be sure somebody will be able to check on his brothers while you’re gone

Mammon

He doesn’t like being called Mason

But if it’s you, he might give it a chance..

Don’t go out somewhere, he’ll somehow end up blowing his money and setting a bad first impression

Leave any money at home, seriously..

Away from gambling, he’s a great time!

Good humor, really chipper and generally a good man

Just don't let ANY bets get on the table no matter what, please..

Keep your time busy with eating and chatting

Follow it up by some board games or card games if you’re up for it

You could be up late at night, fucking around, and your parents would get a nice impression

As long as you keep bribes and bets out of the photo, you’re fine

Leviathan

Unlike everyone else, he didn’t need to go by anyone else, so slipping up wasn’t a worry!

But getting him to even come with you?.. Good luck

He’ll be practically begging you to think it over, invite someone else

Literally anything to get out of it.. He loves you, but not other normies

He’ll be beyond nervous meeting your parents

You don’t have much to worry about unless somebody brings up anime or TSL

Really quiet, nervous shuffles while you eat

Find a way to include games into the bonding, one that he could pick up as easily as any other game

Although he might get a little ramble-y in his explanations, it shows he’s very passionate!

Your parents most likely will find him sweet, a bit on the quiet side though

And, praise him afterwards.. That was a lot for his shut-in otaku self..

Satan

If you call him ‘Sully,’ even for a joke, he’s gonna lose it. So, Samuel it is! (please..)

He’s well spoken and usually doesn’t cause problems, unless he’s pissed, so really do anything

Best bet would most likely be a café, cat themed, maybe with books and actual cats

He’ll be in absolute BLISS

But save it for the end, especially if your parents like cats too, just to end it off on a high note

Will be fine with giving book recommendations to your parents

He can do most other things though, that’s just your best bet

Parents want to have a chat over some coffee? Sure, about what?

A dinner? Fine by him, he’ll try anything

As long as they don’t get under his skin too much, he won’t have a problem

And your parents didn’t have a problem either, they find him knowledgeable and friendly

And if they saw him with cats, they believe he’s more gentle when alone with you, so they're happy

Asmodeus

He finds his human name of Atlas to be very alluring

So he doesn’t mind, but you need to make it up to him

Fuck, good luck with him though..

He’s really bad at holding his tongue about you and anyone who’s attractive to him

Not to mention he’s an influencer, so he may care about photos before touching any food

And you can’t really take away an influencer’s phone..

But, if your mom enjoys makeup and nails, they’ll get along fine

And if you’re dad’s open minded, they’ll get along fine

It all depends on what your parents are like, really

For the most part it can go super well, or super bad!

Not saying to not to pick him, just,, know it’s a dice roll

Beelzebub

He didn’t understand the whole human name thing,,

Beel isn’t a bad name is it? Regardless he’ll go along with the Bryan thing

There’s no way your parents can hate this gentle giant

I imagine he looks terrifying but then he starts talking and you can’t feel anything but safe

Just be careful on the food wait and how much he eats, or he might get bad looks from your parents

But for the most part he’s a safe choice!

Big ol’ sweetheart, you can’t go wrong if you’re careful

If you’re ever nervous about how he might react to waiting, bring a few snacks

Just explain he’s a sports guy and maybe they’ll look past the absolute speed at which he eats

Overall, your parents will probably feel good about Beel

Just,, warn them if he’s coming, so they can cook some extras or cancel the outing plans,, please.

Belphegor

He was half asleep when you explained meeting your parents and the whole him being called Beau for the day..

He shrugged, “Okay.” Slept again.

When he realized how soon it was coming up..

He didn’t get enough sleep for him to stay awake really

Best to go to some sort of observatory with stars so he can point out anything he knows, either directly or indirectly to your parents

He is practically falling asleep on you though, so good luck

When he is asleep, just explain he’s been working hard and must’ve exhausted himself

Parents will be concerned, but understanding (hopefully)

When he is awake though, let him enjoy the stars and the silence

You may need a few more visits for your parents to form a proper opinion, though..

Diavolo

A chance to go to the human world and avoid his work!?

Sign him UP!.. Oh, a new name? Damien? Okay!

He’s gonna accidentally introduce himself of Diavolo, no matter what

Your parents are,, confused to say the least

I mean, you’re with a man who owns a HOTEL? Definitely hit high, kiddo..

Good news, you don’t have to worry about stumbling over things!

Bad news, Diavolo wants to experience so many new things in the human world that it may slip he wishes he had it back home

Even simple things, like certain fair foods,, like hot dogs.

It confuses your parents beyond belief but you can play it off that he was sheltered (I mean, he was..)

Overall, they have a fun time! Taking him to an amusement park was a great idea

They saw a great man who was willing to experience new things, aside from thrill rides..

Bring the man back, he really wants to experience that again :(

Barbatos

His duties should take priority, but Diavolo gave him permission to go for the day

With a cleared schedule and a carefully picked out outfit,, fuck does he make a good impression

But, he’s stiff and really wants to help out, especially with things like teas

To a point your parents are furrowing their brows at you

And you aren’t about to force Barbatos to not be a butler, it’s in his nature by now

Once he does sit, he doesn’t answer much about him

But he always smiles when he responses, is quick to refill drinks and checks on you often if you seemed stressed or tired

It’s a great impression, showing he deeply cares for you

And that he comes off as hardworking or at least caring for others

So, you really can’t lose unless your parents have problems with not knowing everything at once

Just,, know if you fall asleep at all, he may lightly tease you with your parents

Simeon

Seriously, how can you fail with bringing him?

When he found out from Solomon you needed a plus-one, he offers to join you if nobody else can

Accept on the spot or later, he’ll manage to bring something for your parents

Usually some food, like his sandwiches, or something Luke made with proper praise of the boy

Your parents do accidentally assume that Luke’s your son though..

Consider dismissing that before Simeon starts joking at having kids

Aside from the first-first impression, he’s overall very sweet

He can talk about anything for a good amount of time, and always has honeyed words about you

If your parents manage to bring up TSL, slip in that he wrote it

It’s good praise, albeit a bit embarrassing for Simeon

But if your parents enjoy the series, meeting the author would be nice!

They feel blessed to have him in your life,,

(Regardless if they know he’s an author or not)

Solomon

Yeah, this was his idea, but after all the trial and error..

You invited him instead of the demons, for your own sanity

His title carries some weight, so there’s no doubt he’s known by your parents

But you assure them he’s not as bad as the rumors say

Get used to him intentionally trying to embarrass your ass, because he will do it ALL the time

If you’ve told your parents about your training, he’ll non-stop praise you and your skills

If not, he’ll praise your general learning skill and how you’re a great listener

In any sense, you’ll be very embarrassed by the end

Your parents will give you many smiles and laughs about it too

He does say some stuff weird, and dances around personal questions, but that's about it

He’s not a bad choice at all, just a little odd for a human

Your parents will get a good impression of him and (hopefully) change their views about him

[diyahatnight]

Rich love - starting an only fans

scaramouche x gn reader!

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You were so very excited about your first Collab with one of the biggest modeling agency in your area. The agency you work for being second. That you completely disregard the fact that your group chat was blowing up your phone.

On the way to the Ei Modeling agency building you notice a familiar purple haired boy.

“…Scaramouche?” You ask in a monotone voice because you weren’t so sure it was him.

He turn around with quickness wondering who it could be that called his name. Was it one of his fans?

“Oh…it’s just you.” He says and stops in his path so you can catch up to him.

“What are you doing here? i didn’t expect you to be the type to take morning strolls? You say while pulling him over so you guys don’t block the walk way.

“I don’t, i’m on my way to work actually.” He says with his phone still in his hand.

“Me too! I’m entering this building right here.” you point at the Ei model agency building.

“oh? me too my mother owns the Company. I’m supposed to be modeling with somebody from Jean’s Model agency.” He say in a confused manor.

“I guess we will be modeling together!” You grab his shoulder so you both can enter the building together.

When you both enter the building you’re met by Jean your boss and one of Ei’s agents for Scaramouche.

“Let’s get you two inside your changing rooms so we can star shooting.” The agent said.

When you got to your titled room you see your swim wear on a hanger with a crochet top as an over shirt of the swimsuit. You put on the swim wear and sit in the swivel chair so your makeup artists can come and do your makeup.

You waited 6 minutes and she never showed. You exit the room.

“Uhm excuse me, my makeup artist is not here?” You say softly.

“My apologies I forgot to let you know that she could not make it. The photographer says apologetically.

“Somebody get Scaramouche.”

his agent brings scaramouche “You called?”

“We need you for hair and makeup.” The photo grapher tells him.

“We will let Ei know to pay you extra for doing makeup also.”

“okay.” he says without question.

You follow him to his titled room and he closes the door behind you. “Sit.” he orders you

You obey and sit. He walks over to you and grabs the makeup bag. He walks in between your legs and bends down to get closer to you.

After finishing your hair and makeup you say “I guess you’re good at everything didn’t know you were this good at makeup.” You say giggling

“don’t mention it.” he looks at you through the mirror “You don’t look as bad with makeup on.”

“Thats not really a compliment but i’ll take it.” You say to him through the mirror “Let’s go so we can get this over with.”

…

After the shoot you and Scaramouche meet at the exit.

“Hey for doing my makeup do you want to go get lunch with me? i’ll pay.” You ask as he walks up to you.

“Yeah i guess, lets go.” He says while walking past you waiting for you to trail behind.

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Synopsis: You are a model and a Youtuber with no love life, you and Scaramouche who also has no love life have been friends for a while now because he’s also a model and a streamer. You sometimes join his stream to play random games with him but you never had the thought of dating him? Maybe instead of being friends you 2 were meant to be lovers? Just a guess.

note - I also just realized this though, do you guys like hello kitty? if not the private twitter profile with be something that’s not hello kitty, I only assumed because my cis male boyfriend adores it so i thought it would be cool but people have their preferences lol.

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