#obey traffic

[evergreen-endo]

pussy that has that evil man acting like an upstanding citizen

[randomly--accessed--memories]

I talk a lot about how Alastor isn’t satisfied by what he made Vox into, but that’s actually more of a mid-/late-game development. For a while, he derives quite a bit of enjoyment from what he’s done to Vox, at least until the novelty starts to wear off. His favorite methods of torment include:

Purposely giving Vox incorrect or upsetting information, just to see what he’ll do.

Forcing interactions between Vox and Husk or Angel.

Dangling Vox over the Vees heads, reminding them of how helpless they are in this situation and how Vox has no desire to ever see them again.

Maneuvering Vox into semi-public situations and watching him “humiliate” himself.

Watching Vox happily eschew modern culture and embrace out-datedness, as well as commanding him to do menial labor that Vox used to see as beneath him.

Following Vox around, both openly and covertly, and watching him struggle with basic tasks.

Reveling in the total control he has over Vox and how he’ll instantly, eagerly agree to whatever Alastor says, even if it’s against his own best interest or personal preference.

[rdm00n]

They would be besties me thinks:3 (gonna draw them together properly later,,)

Can you tell my fav color is red HSHAHSJ

Its based on this :

I need energy to draw this please😔😔

Edit: honestly it looks way funnier like this lmao

[cold--carnage]

first it's "switch out for someone who's not a buzzkill" and then it's "it's so unfair that you guys are keeping Seb from me." just fucking kill me already

[magnetothemagnificent]

If you're going to bike or use a scooter or whatever you need to be consistent with whether you behave like a pedestrian or a vehicle and stick with it. You can't be on the road and then veer onto the sidewalk when the traffic is too congested or too fast. You can't be on the sidewalk but travel extremely fast and join the road when you get to a crosswalk and don't want to wait. Either you're a pedestrian or a vehicle. You can't be both. Trying to be both just for the convenience is what leads to collisions and injuries. I'm tired of crossing the street and all the cars stopping and letting me cross but an entitled asshole on a bike not stopping and coming within inches of running me over.

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

okay two minutes in

HIIIII HELLOOOOOO

also he just ran a red light

[beastofmoss]

Almost hit a guy with my car lets go

[regicidal-defenestration]

Saw I post I disagreed with you know how it is anyway Crowley would not become an Uber driver he's a mostly-legitimate taxi driver who lied about passing the Knowledge when it was first introduced in 1865 and makes up for it with a few small miracles. You won't get to your destination safely you will get overcharged but you will get there about 20 minutes faster than with anyone else, 40 minutes if it's rush hour and you don't complain about all the pedestrians he nearly runs over

He did take credit for inventing Uber though. Hell were thrilled

[inkblot-inc]

Natasha teaching Jaws how to drive. They know how to drive combat vehicles. But they don’t know how to drive like a civilian amongst the general public. So Natasha becomes their driving instructor after Bucky tries and Jaws threatens to rip off his other arm.

Because I feel like Bucky would be one of those teachers that would be like "You can't do this, this, or that." Like information overload, and Jaws would run out of patience very quickly 😂

Yeaahh...Nat is definitely more suited to help Jaws with driving-

[skhardwarevers1]

void-ish the type of guy to just abruptly stop walking and stand in a nostalgic sense of déjà vu feeling like he really shouldn’t be there but not having the means or proper reason to leave

[catgirljaneway]

[burning-stars98]

Rewatching Sonic X for nostalgia's sake, and episode 1, we get this-

Sonic's blocking traffic, yes, but people on the left and right-

...Why are you trying to go through the intersection in the first place if THE LIGHT IS RED???

Even if the light was green before it pans out like this, then that would mean that people on the top and bottom would also be defying traffic laws. I'd get maybe one or two of you being dumb, but ALL OF YOU???

[wander-over-the-words]

I find it hilarious that Joe fuckin tells you off for going through a red light while you're driving like

yeah we can rob & kill people in broad daylight but god fucking forbid we disobey traffic laws

[mayonakano-archive]

youre making me want to go to an aquarium its not a want anymore its a Need

same... i loveeee aquariums so much and it's been so long since i last went to one <3

i wish the one closest to me didn't involve Hell Traffic tho :(

[gardenstateofmind]

went to lancaster county (if you don't know, that is amish country in pa) and my mom kept being like "those poor horses, working so hard" and i was like "they literally are bred to do this, that is the point of their existence, they Want to do this, it makes them happy!" and my mom kept insisting "you can't know that, they don't have a choice, maybe they want to be at home relaxing but they can't communicate that bc they can't talk" and i'm just like "mom i don't know how to explain to you that there is no making a horse do something it does not want to do. trust me, they can and will communicate. forcefully. with their hooves."

[petrofagonicapocalypse]

Call me evil knievel the way I’m running the red light every time my bf wanna hang out with me