Darth Vader: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart-healthy!
Darth Vader: And my heart has been severely damaged.
Darth Vader: So Obi-Wan if you’re out there—
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i send the swarm
You who I called Brother
How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?
The Ten Plagues of the Sith.
Anakin comes to, sees red.
Staining his palms; coating his skin from fingertip to elbow. Pooling beyond his hands, planted on the wet floor. Reaching, reaching. A river; an ocean.
The air stinks of iron, and ozone. Of plasma.
Anakin’s ‘saber hilt is hot against his thigh. He breathes heavy. He wets his lips, and tastes blood.
He looks upwards, yellow eyes searching, and sees a child lying at the ocean’s edge.
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❗Kenobi Episode 3 Spoilers❗
Did anybody notice that while my man Obi-Wan was fighting for his life, Vader still beat the shit outta him with just one hand?!!☠
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Pls I’d love it if u guys could check it out on youtube :)
Thank u <3
P.S : It’s funny that it’s Ewan who sings this song.
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Was Obi-Wan Kenobi Worth Rewriting Star Wars Canon for?
The Battle of the Heroes in Revenge of the Sith was not the last time Darth Vader and Obi-Wan saw each other, because Vader appeared in the Obi-Wan series.
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==OBI-WAN KENOBI EP. VI SPOILERS==
the obi-wan finale literally made me cry like a bitch iykyk
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SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS
BY ME.
I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.
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they're unreliable narrators
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Luke: you killed my father!
Vader: I've killed a lot of fathers.
Luke: Obi-Wan's other apprentice! the one you betrayed and murdered! ringing any bells?
Vader, internally: ...was Ahsoka trans? is this guy part togruta?? he doesn't look like it, but fuck if I understand how togruta biology works? who did she (he?) even fuck?? when did she (he??) even have the time???
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LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS THE EXACT SAME AS HE DID 18 YEARS AGO
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker you will always be loved.
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Reva the Scapegoat
What the best way to stop criticism? Clam that all the negativity is because of racist homophobes who are review bombing the product for biased reasons. Which leads to my conspiracy theory, that Disney only casted Moses Ingram as Reva in the Obi-Wan Kenobi show as an excuse for the criticism of bad writing. Think I’m crazy? Let’s take a look at Reva’s character and you tell me if this makes…
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