I'm trying to say… it sounds ridiculous. This is a
hostage situation.
A what?
How are you going to hold us hostage?
Oh no. I mean. I'm holding myself hostage. Look
like this.
Once again begging everyone to go listen to red valley
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Astarion: Shouldn’t we do something about the vampire? Hmmmmm?
Iseult: I said we’d be careful.
Astarion: *looks at Iseult*
Iseult: *looks at Astarion*
Gandrel: *looks between them with a concerned and confused expression*
Iseult: *sighs, and gestures with one hand* Do whatever you want.
Astarion: *smiles* Thank you, darling.
Shadowheart: …oh my Lady of Sorrow…
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they turned an evil alien lady into an egg
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