#octo talks

[octopusoptimusprime]

i’m so obsessed with sad pathetic man music. crywank? weezer? the offspring? los camps? dude even james marriott and tyler the creator probably count

[eternalsquidrot]

Also having Splatoon commissions on sale til March 31st! Considerations and reblogs much appreciated!

Sketches also available for $5 (rough) or $10 (colored, cleaned up)!

[spark-circuit]

and people say teamwork in Splatoon is dead

[octolingo-writes]

look at this meme my friend made

[stupid-puppycat]

guatafac!!!

[justanothersquidblog]

TEST PASSED - STILL ALIVE 

[gambeque]

therapy sesh

[moonsidesong]

i dont mean to sound like a sore loser, honestly splatfest results aren't important to me, i just have fun playing with my friends and my sister, but like, good lord i feel like there's gotta be something wrong with the points system at this point.

even if you don't care as much about winning, at least having a bit of a competitive spirit is what makes splatfests fun, and its not very fun to feel like you're always either on shiver's team or on the losing side.

[sweetpea-sprite]

i do think it's really fun how they consistently show oliver building a wall around himself whenever anything fucked up happens to him. he stays in his room for three days after allie dies and leila is so unsure of what to do she just goes into his room to leave him a slice of pie and leaves within ten seconds. he stayed in his room when he got bullied and had to be dragged out of it. when he discovers the truth about allie he stays in a coma and then within the coma IN THE ROOM.

even outside of his bedroom any time anyone's like hey you good he goes yes ^-^ even when it is blatantly untrue. right after he gets out of the soulsnare coma esther is like ARE YOU. OKAY. and he goes me? i'm fine ^-^. when you see alicia in the glittering grotto oliver swears to save her and esther goes "oliver..." and he immediately goes sorry everybody ^-^ and keeps moving. but the most insane example of this comes from dotdd and it's when he is GIVEN DEADLY POISON AND COLLAPSES IN THE STREET AND STOPS BREATHING AND WHEN HE WAKES UP AFTER BEING GIVEN AN ANTIDOTE EVERYONE AROUND HIM GOES HOLY SHIT, OLIVER, ARE YOU ALRIGHT, AND HE GOES haha i was just tired ^-^

the only time he doesn't do this is when he is actively in distress right at that moment. if he's not actively sobbing then baby he's completely fine you have to trust him don't EVEN worry about the tear tracks. actually coming back to this i lied the other time he doesn't do this is specifically to drippy (awww) when he's trying to convince him that we HAVE to break into myrtle's house mr drippy it's the only way because if you hadn't helped ME i would still be shut away! which isn't concerning at all i promise!

it's also worth noting that when the problem concerns other people this does not apply. again this is most noticeable in dotdd (because it's superior) but he has some small moments in wotww. he's also very blunt about other people. does not mince his words. recognised character trait. in dotdd it even nets him a nemesis. but HIMSELF? he gets genuinely pissed off at drippy referring to him as a crybaby and insists it's not true. when helping myrtle drippy even remarks on it as he asks if oliver is crying and oliver snaps at him that he wasn't and he says "so much for you being honest..."

it's just such an underappreciated character flaw of oliver's i think. world's sweetest least emotionally vulnerable boy

[octoooo]

One thing I love about Giyuu is that he is everything everywhere. He’s alone, but he has a harem, he’s a fucking loser but everyone loves him, he’s quiet and antisocial but has 9 kids trailing behind him.

We’re told no one likes him but why does he have several wives? Giving Tengen a run for his money, That's why (speaking of which, Uzugiyuu + wives anyone??) He's so pretty but can’t use his looks to save his life, so much personality under his communication issues (and many other issues), everyone loves and hates him. Love to hate him, I like to say.

I think I’m talking nonsense

I’ve been working with sharpies today

Also 9 kids yes, Aoi has been adopted too. Kanao brought her over

[octopusoptimusprime]

autism privilege is your mum letting you go home from the family christmas gathering four hours early so you can continue building your christmas present and watching doctor who

[eternalsquidrot]

huzzah I am not dead my brainrot has just been infected with kpop to cope with life

Happy 2024 everyone! Now that it’s been over a year since 3’s release, why not answer some questions! Drop ‘em in the replies or the ask box if you’d like.

[krakenshaped]

This game fucking rocks

[saetoshis]

hey there big mosh <3

but i just woke up in a cold sweat about this

which bllk boys do you think can catch ass? this will haunt me until i know your thoughts🙏😵‍💫

-🐙

BROKGJAKAKAKAAA LEMME THINK 😋😋😋

the ones who get flustered and blushy and don’t know what to do, they kinda panic especially when you grab their hands and make them wrap around your waist. they’ll definitely be replaying it in their dreams again later that night.

isagi, chigiri, reo, bachira, niko, gagamaru

the ones who grind back into you, hands feeling you up and pulling you as close as possible. they get really into it, they might even make out with you, and it borderline turns into dry humping on the dance floor.

shidou, kunigami, karasu, oliver, otoya, raichi [bonus: chris prince]

the ones who aren’t too excited by it at first, kinda nonchalant and unbothered. but they’ll be the ones taking control, making you grind up against them the way that they want - all until they tell you exactly what they wanna do to you when you both get back home.

nagi, barou, sae, rin, aryu, yukimiya [bonus: noel noa]

2022 SAETOSHIS.

[twipsai]

made a relationship chart for my agents!!!!

[octolingo-writes]

JRWI but it's Hatchetfield songs

Jay singing "Not Your Seed" to Jayson

Jay and Chip singing "CaliforMIA" (and instead of "my mom's a bitch" it's "my dad's a dick")

Edyn, Chip, or Rand singing "Black Friday"

William singing "Cool As I Think I Am"

Same vein, William + Vyncent singing "If I Loved You" and the reprise

Lizzie and Ava singing "Take Me Back" or Rand and Rolan

"Monsters and Men" being Miss G singing to Dakota, the reprise is Harlem and William (this actually makes me crazy I want to do something with this now)

"What If Tomorrow Comes" as PD at the end of season 2

"High School Is Killing Me" is the Mythborne trio or PD

"If I Fail You" being Chip singing to Ollie

"What Tim Wants" being Arlin singing to Chip

"Just For Once" being William or Peter