#oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

your honor my client was merely having a yuri moment the character

[redstrewn]

catch me buying gift cards just to buy touchstarved merch bc i dont have a credit card yet

[mosneakers]

The moonlight guides Selene and Lou through their tumultuous history, delicately weaving through the painful thorns of their past. Selene's eyes glisten, and Lou's apologies foam from his mouth as he confesses his constant thoughts of her since that fateful ordeal. The hope in his voice is palpable, he pleads to her forgive him. The moon provides Selene a gust of wind to throw caution to, and before Lou can even finish his sentiment, Selene wonders to herself, "what if I just kissed him right now?"

Selene: [Breaks from kiss, breathless]

Lou: Selene...... I never stopped thinking about you. Selene: I thought I lost you forever...

Lou: No! I'm here now. [Picks her up off her feet] Forever. My Fated Mate...

Further along the same woodland path where Lou and Selene rediscover their connection, Wolfegang and Janie meander the trail for hours, their conversation weaving effortlessly between conversation and flirtatious laughter. As the influence of the moon intensifies, the two of them lose pieces of their armor: a helmet, a wig, and finally, their inhibitions.

Janie finds herself charmed by Wolfegang's quick wit and extensive vocabulary; Ironically, Enthralled by her intellect and radiant smile, Wolfegang must restrain the urge to reveal the overwhelming notion of "FATED MATE," the only thought loudly ringing through his mind.

And the sunrise creeps in, threatening to steal away their precious time together, Wolfegang seizes the moment to invite Janie to his library, cementing her realization that she's found the man of her dreams.

About a half an hour later ~

Hazy and disoriented, Brick awakens near a pile of passed out wildfang members, surrounded by trash and empty bottles scattered about.

Brick: [Begins transforming back to "normal" form] ...The FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK happened last night?

Rebel: You got a taste of your full potential, bro... Brick: Oh, it's you. Rebel: My Beta was off getting all cozy and fate-forging with his fated mate, so we had room for one more last night. The pack agreed to let you party with us. Must not remember any of it. You had a lot to drink!

With unintentionally synchronized movements, Rebel and Brick plopped onto the ground simultaneously, sending a flurry of crisp autumn leaves swirling into the air. Brick: Yeah well... It ain't happenin' again. Everyone had someone to leave the party with but me. This don't usually happen. This fated mates shit is screwin' with my head. Rebel: ...Who said you didn't leave with someone? Brick: Bro, what?! Rebel: [Laughter] Chill, I'm fucking with you. Who cares about all that right now? You're still new to this wolf thing. Focus on honing your skills, serving your pack, having your fun! You helped Lou and Wolfegang find their fated mates last night; that's what earns respect around here.

Brick: Psh. Old ass Montgomery don't care about that. He doesn't see when I do nothing good, just when I mess up. Rebel: Try growing up with him. Brick: Nah dude, I would have laid his ass out by now. He's gonna get so pissy when he finds out about last night. [Frustrated grumbles] UGH FUCK DUDE I'm so done with his ass and his stupid lectures.

Rebel: Come join the wildfangs. Lou—that's my baby boy, but honestly, with him being all starry eyed and in love, it's only a matter of time before he loses his rank as beta now that he found his fated mate. It's cutthroat, but true. I need someone tougher. Brick: Ha, I don't wanna be no damn beta. 'Specially yours. Rebel: I bet you rank lower over there with the old man. Brick: [Long, contemplative sigh]... You know what? Fuck it, fine. Let's go.

[Heavy rock music plays from seemingly nowhere]

Rebel: Welcome to the Wildfangs, Bro...

[a-land-lacking-sleep]

Oh no with a single fucking paragraph I put into chapter 12 of Electric Trains, I feel like I’m going to have to explore Akari’s connections to everyone once she returns in a separate fic. Fuuuuck.

Like she still has Ingo, her uncle that’s she adopted and made a part of her family. But I just realized that Laventon would never let her feel unwelcome and would’ve adopted her as his niece well beforehand and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[bylightofdawn]

So I don't know if I will emotionally, mentally or physically make i through episode 8 of Beyond Evil.

This episode has been a fucking EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER that has inflicted emotional damage on me.

Thoughts and spoiler cuts beneath the cut.

Oh my god everything with Kang Jin-muk makes my fucking skin crawl. The close up of him eating the noodles and the dutch angle just made it like 10,000 x more upsetting.

His smug smarmy and the taunting way he keeps trying to upset everyone and Dong-sik in particular. Just…OH MY GOD. Someone kill this man. He needs to die.

They fucking BROKE ME at the crematorium scene. Everything with that. Dong-sik needs a hug desperately. Someone give this man a hug and tell him it's going to be okay. Him torturing himself and imagining how he failed Kang Min-jeoeng in her final moments. The fucking shot of him standing on top of the place she was slowly suffocating to death right underneath him. The cinematography of that entire shot? Just mwah chef-kiss.

That is actual nightmare fuel personified there.

And then little Mr Sunshine Oh Ji-hoon just having a mental breakdown because he’s blaming himself for being there and not knowing she was in danger. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

The emotional damage of this episode.

And then they go and give us unhinged Dong-sik just grinning like an absolute feral madman when he taunts Kang Jin-muk into strangling him? So help me if fanficcers aren’t writing some absolutely FILTHY Dong-sik getting off to breathplay smut I WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

I also love that Han Ju-won just fucking shut down because he oops caught feelings and can’t handle the fact he was willing to murder a man for daring to touch his little Meow Meow. This man is so emotionally constipated he can’t even.

My mans really needed to take an emotional sabbatical because he caught the fee-fees.

And then this fucking show has the AUDACITY to hand us the fertile AU of rent-boy Ju-won and Donk-sik being his client with Dong-sik AS ALWAYS flirting like crazy with him and asking him what kind of flower boy he would be.

HOW DARE YOU. I also love the entire restaurant scene and Han Ju-won trying to be the edgelord that he is who hates icky things like feelings and friendships. Whilst he is TURNING HIMSELF INSIDE OUT EMOTIONALLY for a dead hooker he used as bait just because he doesn’t want her to lay in a ice box for months on end unloved and unclaimed.

And our king Dong-sik just calling him out on his bullshit as always.

Also? I hate to tell you this boo but YOU are the clingy one in that relationship. You and your mancrush obsessing over Dong-sik which was so strong you moved to a whole new city just to try and ‘catch’ him. Uh huh. You keep telling yourself that, boyo.

And Jeong-je and his awful mother. Please tell me this poor damaged manchild is not still living at home because that sadly would explain a lot about his Peter Pan syndrome and why an adult man is wearing a hideous hair cut like his. Pfffffft He is a poster child for arrested development. And is so emotionally fragile but my mans has a lot of rage in him and I'll be interested to see where his story heads.

But then it has to end with them finding Jae-i’s mother and just…fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck all over again.

I am exhausted after every episode of this show. And cannot binge it all at once because it makes me feel too many things

[your-zenith-fades-into-eternity]

Went from 0 to FUCKIN DESTROYED in half a second thanks to these. You've been warned.

(My photos from Glens Fall ritual 2019.10.26)

[delightfullyshamelessdinosaur]

I REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TIME

[theemperorsfeather]

So while reading all those positive news articles, with their “this state/country is going to meet this goal by this year!” updates, and I just did some quick math and had a terrible, terrible realization.

And anyone who’s over, IDK, 35 maybe? 40 for sure, should probably stop reading at this point, but

2030 is only about 11 years away, oh my god, I can’t handle this.

[imbibutletsnottalkaboutit]

Have you ever said something just to be polite...like invited someone somewhere just out of common curtesy ya know....but then...they....they accept your polite proposal.....but like you didn’t mean it?

[bam-monsterhospital]

fuckit, pathfinder story time. Between 2 sessions of playing I had been responsible for initiating 3 battle encounters with enemies by being an obtuse stubborn dwarven shit. So i thought for this week, “y’know what? i’m gonna step back a bit, gonna take a break from kicking down all the doors, just gonna let other peeps do stuff, yeah”.

i uh... well i didn’t manage to do that ;u; keep in mind through all this that i’m a healing-stacked cleric, and the party’s main source of heals.

we were in an aviary and there was someone shooting lightning at us from the other side of this super mega ultra locked door, via conduction from the doorknob.  Our rogue tried multiple times to get through this thing, and a lot of people were continuing to have their health whittled away from zappies.  Most of us were like ‘fuckit, door’s gotta go’ and were trying to chop it away.  Slow progress and the health points were still being zapped.  I only have a limited amount of heals, and even though at the start of a day it’s a lot, I could see myself running out soon.... maybe sooner than we can finish off whatever’s on the other side of this door?

so, i look over at my bedside table and see a jar of erasers... this reminds me of an item i had been carrying with the intent to never use for the purposes i was about to.  I run up to the door, get near one of the many holes we had put in it, and pull out my JAR OF BEES.

(admittedly this plan hinged on the idea there would just be one, easily covered hole... but i decided ‘fuckit’ and thought we could use my sister’s paladin’s shield to cover shit or whatever).

So i violently shake the jar of my precious bee children, stick my arm holding the jar through the door, and aim to chuck it to the opposite end of the room.  I was WELL AWARE of this thing backfiring and i wanted it as far away from us as possible.

The risk i took was calculated, but man am i bad at math.

my throw was good, the jar breaks, the bees emerge super pissed, everything’s fine!   but it’s not fine. it’s so not fine. The person on the other side uses wind and lightning and the bees end up pushed towards us, coming through the door and start stinging my party ;u;

So okay, plan failed, new plan = the door has got to go.

 I bullrush the door, push through the swarm of bees and end up in the other room.  Our sorcerer also comes in to threaten and scorch the enemy.  This lady doesn’t like it, and zaps us both, KNOCKING US INTO NEGATIVE HEALTH IMMEDIATELY.

ouo

“No it’s fine!” my sister’s nervous-wreck of a paladin says as he heals me enough to bring me back up again, so that I can heal everyone.  Because i am stacked to heal.  I still have channel energy, i can heal everyone at once at LEAST 2 points of damage and at most 12, so like it should be fine!

should be.

oh no

i decide ‘hey. i took the healing domain for my cleric. this is THE PERFECT TIME TO USE MY FIRST DOMAIN POWER.  so i cast, on our sorcerer who is like what -3? -4? health? I dunno. I was told, but i don’t remember. So, i’m like ‘i’ll use this power, and then i can save my heals, since this power only works for peeps that drop below 0, it’s fine’  So i cast REBUKE DEATH.

e_e

rebuke death... is a ..... hideously specific spell, that is for the most part useless, and i just learned this the hard way through my stubbornness to make use of it.  It heals our gnome sorcerer JUST below 0.   She’s still down.  THEN, the lightning lady zaps me again, and I GO DOWN AGAIN.

ALL THE WHILE MY BEES ARE STINGING AND POISONING MY OWN GROUP

AND THIS LIGHTNING LADY IS STILL THERE, STILL ZAPPING

kait hit the nail on the head with “... now i have to decide if, after seeing all that happen, would my paladin waste his last heal on her again e_e ?”

I FUCKED UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[brbremaking]

ptsd is truly the worst menthol illness you could catch like do not recommend at all like I read something that made my ptsd jump out full force and the second I stopped crying I’m like yeah okay lmao nothing even happened to you get a grip it’s like you don’t even need someone else to tell you your trauma is invalid cut out the middle man

[shodansbabygirl]

meant to organize my blog posts

finished homepage rewrite instead

[hellomadamebutterfly]

Hi how are you?

I currently want to scream into the night

[iwaizumisgirl]

guys, the end is near and im NOT READY

[zephyrthejester]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. My heart just leapt into my throat, dude. And now my eyes are stinging. Straight up.

It’s really over. If they’re doing this, this perfect echo to how it all began, it’s really, truly over for good.

*stares at the ceiling*

He left his family behind.

They all sang the song... Pearl actually ate a bit... And boy, I sure think Garnet figured it out exactly when she finished up the song with that final line.

So, Steven’s way of gently breaking the news was to use Cookie Cat as an example. He’s gonna go on a road trip across all the states (there definitely aren’t fifty in this reality), he’s gonna keep up with video calls with his therapist(!!!! YES GOOD VERY GOOD HE FINALLY HAS A THERAPIST THANK GOODNESS), and, he’s probably not gonna come back.

All things considering, Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet’s reactions to the news were... Understated. Even though he said he’s leaving tomorrow. Oh, oh man. Oh, man. They’re keeping it cool, aren’t they? They’re being strong for him?! THEY’RE BEING STRONG FOR HIM, AREN’T THEY. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[raapija]

Me, accidentally tuning in for Ferrari Challenge: "Oh, shit... Oh! OH SHIT, LUKA IS THIRD! FINLAND, FINLAND!!!"

2 minutes later his tyre blows: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!"