if i still had ‘em i’d say that my tits have been blown clean off by that twinkie
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@blowflyenby HAS SUMMONED ME
last song: Death Threat by Insolence (good shit)
favorite color: neon piss green
last movie/show: FIP Unstoppable 2005, hit me up tomorrow night if you wants some digital rips
sweet/spicy/savory?: Savory. Would fuck up a hot pocket or something right now.
relationship status: single(??????) and very lonely
last google: something to the tune of ‘shittt how do I replace a lost drivers license like right now’
current obsession: 2000s indie wrestling DVDs
UMMMMM hey @selamat-linting answer my fucking riddles and forward my fucking chainmail
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
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Roan of Arc
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
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Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.
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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city
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