#oh my jod

[monatorasart]

So I saw this image and totally thought of Alecto and John arguing about Jod knows what

[faloverfae]

Almost Jorting

West Jortginia

Blue Ridge Jortains

Shenandenim river

Jorts are old there

Older than the jeans

Younger than the jortains

Jortin like a breeze

Jortry joooooooaaaaaads

Take me joooooooome

To the jlaaaaaaace

I jortlooooooooong

West Jortginiaaaaaaaa

Jortain jamaaaaaaa

Take me joooooooome

Jortry joooooooaaaaaads

[lookserratic]

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

*randomly spawned a sassy cat in their castle.*

Cross's shirt: bone hurting juice (image depicting text)

Cross: i can make it to the kitchen i can make it to the kitchen i can make it to the kitchen i can make it to the kitchen i can-

sassy cat: (poof)

Cross: .

Cross: pspspspspspsps

[hummingbirblack]

I think the most interesting thing this book tackles is jod dealing with being... what was it that tamsyn said ?? The male god of a universe in which the divine is essentially feminine. He literally locks away his feminine counterpart. Also the usage of "son" and "prince" for even his female hands and fingers.. calling the angel/aim "sir".

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MESSAGE, BY THE WAY. Also I don't understand… Wait. No yeah I don't understand who he's (He's?) talking to In the dream. Because it's Alecto, right? "I still love you." But she responds to Harrowhark.

And also, you know, it is her, obviously, because it was Harrowhark at the end of those dreams walking to the ninth house. And then it's like, okay, but what about the fact that harrow is in love with the corpse, and, but the corpse is the body created by god for the spirit of, what, earth??? After god turned earth inside out???? And she (earth spirit maybe, aka Alecto/Annabel) devoted herself to the bloodline of Anastasia keeper of the tomb? HER tomb ?????? ALSO. both Pyrrha AND G1deon fucked Gideon's mom???? Or was Pyrrha just, using G1deon’s body to have an affair with her????????? And ????????? GIDEON AND IANTHE ARE FUCKING BEST FRIENDS ???????????? AND GIDEON IS THIS FUCKING SCORNED DAUGHTER AND SHE LOST THE ONLY GIRL SHE COULD EVER POSSIBLY LOVE AND CAM AND PAL ARE JUST. FUCKING. THEYRE PAUL NOW????????????????????

HOW DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE WHAT IS GOING ON. I NEED TO TAKE A MONTH OFF

[autistic-cowgirl]

[soup-mother]

[Jigsaw voice]

Hello locked tomb fan, i see you are doing fancasts for your favourite book series. your task is to name literally any Māori celebrity who is not Taika Waititi, it can be anyone, literally anyone else.

hell please just name literally any other Māori person, to prove you know about anyone other than the funny pirate show guy. you can admit you don't know any, that's alright, just say that. but like i really just need you to acknowledge that Aoteroa is an actual real place with people in it other than Taika Waititi.

live or die, your choice.

[rottingsoftly]

Thinking about the parallels between Harrow and John in htn rn. How the lyctors wanted John to kill Alecto and instead her chained her for an eternity. How Harrow was supposed to consume Gideon's soul but tried to keep her alive-ish by way of lobotomy.

[yasha-chainbreaker]

i feel so much joy whenever i see someone accurately use the word cryonics now

[vicsplinters]

When you're talking about your favorite houses from the Locked Tomb and accidentally start singing Get Low...

Because it's 3, 6, 9...

[monatorasart]

Need to escape with this briefcase, what better way than with a cow!

[chellyfishing]

😭 my bestie is the best bestie

[eikotheblue]

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[4phr0d17e]

confession time before i read tlt i saw a bunch of posts talking about jod and i (not unreasonably!) assumed that was this guys actually canon name. you'd think i wouldve realised when i read harrow but no it wasnt actually until after i finished NONA and went "...hang on....i never met jod..... :(" that i realised . you guys were just smashing the names john and god together SJFKSHSKFHSJK

[siren-darkocean]

Wanna work on three fics at once on Wattpad but Ik I can't

Fics in Question:

Turned Real (LEGO Hero Factory)

Ebony Ivory (2018 God of War)

Love Matters In Life (Reala X Siren) (self shipping)