#oh yeah with ozy

[hydrachea]

Giltoria...

[cityandking]

to be clear if ozy becomes a paladin of selene at the end of all of this daichi might have an aneurysm

[ozymoron]

love criminal minds cause you just know when theres a plot point its gonna be over and done with within the next episode or two

[ozi-uwu-vwv-owo]

*drumroll followed by trumpets, cheering is heard* Welcome to the show everybody, where me , Ozi your host will present to you *louder suspenseful drumroll* GET THAT MONSTER PREGNANT!!! *loud cheering* The only show on air with both scary crypdids, beasts, monsters, and sex all in one package!,!! During this show our contestants will try to fuck our star guest until they walk away gravid, each child gives the responsible contestant one point along with rewards, with a bonus round for even more! Now lets introduce our star guest for tonight!

Standing in at over 13 feet tall, this lady could be mistaken for a tree at night with back fur and a earthy sent, with also a deer skull (that I’m pretty sure it’s her head) that is particularly shiny today, claws as long as your arm, intimidating teeth, and sizable bazoningas if I do say so myself, it’s the modern interpretation of…… THE WENDIGO!!!!! *the crowd cheers and claps*

Art by tfzn on e621

Now miss Wendigo how are you feeling tonight? *unintelligible warbles and chirps, alongside what seems to be poorly mimicked speech* Thank you Miss, now please stand there as we introduce our contestants!

First we h- *the crowd gasps* oh, *cartoonish YEOWCH* oh Lordy it seems our- *cartoonish train noises* contestant started a little early, *deep terrifying growl* good thing we cover medical cost! *canned laughter* we’ll come back to see the results after a short break! *cuts to commercial*

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*end of commercial as it cuts back into the show*

Now last we left off our first contestant started a little early but now with a little cleanup let’s see the results! *drumroll as a employee walks up and hands Ozi the pregnancy test* The result iiiiissssss *a moment of suspenseful silence as the camera zooms in on the contestants* POSITIVE! *the crowd erupts with cheer and clapping, some standing from their seats, the first contestant raises their arms in the air yelling out* “YES, YES FUCK YEAH” *you can now see a “I learned from lesbians shirt on them* CONGRATULATIONS!, for your amazing first attempt I will reward you with your point annndd! *pan to a smaller curtain opening* A NEW GAMING SETUP!! Complete with 24848 Fuckibite display monitor, and a 6969 graphics card, this bad girl will run anything smooth as butter, NOW come and get your prizes!,!! *the contestant runs over to it grabbing it and showing it towards the camera before running down into the crowd hugging their friends, a group of various women, one wearing a collar* Well that’s a good start to the night! Now lets get to our next contestants!

[spirit0flondonatnight]

yo so I made some werewolf!au doodles : ]

anyways, I started listening to MCR a bit, honestly regret not doing so sooner

oh yeah and I made a new tag for all my art! It's "thespiritoflondonatnight'scollection" so if you ever wanna check out some other pieces of mine that's where to look! I'm planning on doing art a bit more consistently now so hopefully I'll be able to use this tag often enough to justify making it ^-^;

And before I forget! I've made a signature! I've hesitated doing so because I'm almost always changing my name but I feel I've gotten comfortable enough with Anakin to put it on my art! However you may notice some different signatures in my past pieces, those are still mine! Some names you might come across are "Ozy" "Theseus" and "Jekyll" those are still me just when I went under a different name!

[sydneyofalltrades]

I am awake and thus my brain is running and so have this to appease the masses

Moni Gruber was now a giggling, squealing, average teenage girl. And she was alright with that. Because now, she had friends, a family, and the greatest boyfriend ever.

And that was why she was giggling uncontrollably. She was telling the others all about their declarations of love.

“Oh my goodness, it was like a movie,” she was saying excitedly, “He was- ugh I can’t even say it but oh!! I love him so much.”

She hugged herself and giggled excitedly. Constance smiled.

“Aw, you two are adorable together! You’re lucky to have Mason, Mon, he really cares about you.”

Moni smiled sheepishly. Ocean cleared her throat.

“What I’m concerned of is-“

She looked around warily then turned to Moni.

“Did you.. do the deed?”

Moni turned red. “No! Ocean, what the hell?”

Noel and Mischa burst into laughter and Moni covered her face in embarrassment.

“Ozi, why would you even ask that?!”

Ocean shrugged. “Too many teens have sex before marriage, I just wanted to make sure you weren’t ending up burning in hell.”

Penny snickered. “You are so direct, Ocean, oh my God.”

“Do not use the Lord’s name in vain!”

“Oh, shut up, you asshole,” Moni snapped, and the others laughed.

“I almost hit him with the shovel though,” Noel said, directing the attention to him.

“You what-?”

Moni nodded solemnly. “We were kissing in the backyard and he freaked out and grabbed the shovel, if I hadn’t stopped it, Noel would’ve committed a murder.”

Mischa exhaled. “All that, poet? I wouldn’t expected so much from you.”

Noel scowled. “She’s my sister! My little sister.”

“By like three months!”

“You’re still younger and you should be telling me when you kiss a guy!”

“Ugh, you’re mean,” Moni teased, then felt someone hug her from behind.

“Ah!”

Mason bent over and grinned. “Hey, Monini!”

Moni laughed. “Mason!”

She turned around and hugged him. Penny pretended to swoon in Constance’s arms.

“Oh, it’s Mr. And Mrs. Best Couple. Their love and radiance is making me faint!”

Mason laughed. “Nice to see you too, Penny. And Ocean. And Connie. And Mischa. And Rickster! And.. Noel.”

Noel pursed his lips. Even after the events of the last week he still didn’t trust Mason.

“Hi, Mason,” he said coldly. Mason pouted.

“Come on, I thought we bonded last week!”

“I threw a rock at you,” Noel deadpanned, “And tried to kill you with a shovel.”

Mason tsked. “That’s not the point. Come on, we’ve been friends since middle school. What caused this change of heart?”

“He’s just mad his little sister got a boyfriend before him,” Ricky signed. The others laughed and Noel was appalled.

“That is not! Ricky!”

Ricky grinned smugly at Noel’s horrified expression.

“Anyway,” Moni said, turning to Mason, “What’s up?”

Mason smiled. “Nothing, just wanted to see my beautiful girlfriend before Science class. It’s a shame we don’t have any other classes together and you have choir practice after school.”

Moni nodded. “Yeah, it sucks. But I’m glad you’re here now.”

They kissed and the others hooted and hollered like it was the big game and the town favorite was winning.

“Oh my God,” Moni grumbled, “Are you going to be this dramatic every time we interact?”

“Pretty much,” Mischa said, going on his phone to text Talia.

“I mean, nothing really happens in Uranium, and finding out you have a boyfriend is probably the highlight of the month,” Constance said with a shrug.

“Oh, if I could talk I’d be even more dramatic,” Ricky signed, “But alas, I’m resigned to clapping wildly. It’s still fun though.”

Moni rolled her eyes but still managed a smile.

If two years ago you would’ve told Monique Gibeau from the alleyways of Paris that she’d be living in a better town with friends and family and people who cared about her, she would’ve punched your nose and stole your wallet.

But now here she was. Happy and thriving with a family she never wanted to lose.

[nvrcmplt]

🌟 for tyler and nebka

Tyler and Rider :: damn, can u say room-mates that fall in love, any faster? i hate how nice this is, tyler's just so pro-rider it's mad. these two are like that couple someone finds on instagram and speculates them datin' cause they just always in each others back pocket. the fact rider keeps visiin' tyler even when he's been summoned by someone else in a different part of the city, hello??????

i love them, personally, the friendship and wherever it'll go for them is so good. i dunno if it's love but it's defo a platonic nature that's tyler got feelin' in his heart for rider, the attention and snooty attitude that gives in for him? yeah that makes him feel stupid special so he's smug about that but also the fact that rider doesn't treat him as some second choice in the sense of askin him about his life and magic talents. even if ty's not up the standard rider remembers in his life, he ain't like 'ya shite at it mate, better stop yeah?', instead he's just 'ho-oh that's how it is, okeydokey' but still asks questions anyway so ty can feel good explainin' his livelihood without judgement.

rider also being welcomed by the shop is a b ig thing cause ty's usually the one going out to places cause the shops so picky and protective of his company. trust is massively heightened on that alone so ty doesn't have to hide a part of himself with rider at all. their friendship atm is just so sweet, the closeness, the skinskip, the teasing on mutual sides, the magic talks - it's like the perfect sleepover mixture but for two grown ass adults at any time of day.

the genuine connection these two have make me happy. wherever it goes i'm ready, tyler's ready and rider's ready so we'll see what the future holds for them both.

Nebka and Pharaoh :: guardian monster's devotion to his born duty but also the growin' adoration of his pharaoh's interactions with him. not just a trophy beast but also a monster worth the pedastal to show his pharaoh's power and strength? fuck yeah i love this.

nebka's duty to ozy is out of this world, like ride or die kinda beast. he's got nothing else in his dna but serve ozy and keep him safe alive and dead, he has no end of contract here. that last ask though did explain a bit about how my sphinx is gunna work, born with his pharaoh's rise and dies with them once they are laid to rest. guardin' their tomb with curse and sand from their bones - buring them from the world until they've walked the threshold of the next life at the god's side.

i love the idea that ozy and nebka are the only ones that are able to converse, nebka's noises are not that of a human faced beast to those outside of the royal bloodline, he just makes lion sounds to their ears which makes sense for them to be in awe and flinch in his bestial presence. nebka can't talk to other beings outside of the pharaoh's blood so like even his wife, nor zateros could converse with him. zat's got a bit of a cheat though bein' a beast herself, she could translate enough for a one-sidedish conversation if she had too. but outside that nature, it'll be something hard to try and eavesdrop on them in the temple.

also like the idea that ozy will be the only one to ask of nebka to use his wings for whatever reason. he has no need to use them much for himself now that he is in the temple and at his pharaoh's side so for nebka, his wings are a mere decoration to show the connection of Ra and Horus to the Pharaoh's power.

also just came to be now, what if nebka's got a one in five chances of taking on his pharaoh's pain if it came toa fatal blow, eg; ozy bein' harmed that sudden pain for transfer to nebka wherever he is out of the mystical power of being the pharaoh's guardian. no matter the severity of that sudden switch, nebka could 'die' in ozy's place if his time wasn't meant to be. that'd be painful.

[sassyshin]

Oh yeah Ozy is a monster now huh

He was toe on toe with Quetz for a while and she was ahead for a bit but then they buffed him twice

And this last buff is a np upgrade which is amazing and also has Cooldown reduction for some reason

Probably the best ST Rider in the entire game for both na and jp atm

[ac-liveblogs]

Lostbelt 7: Part 1

You know, I was pretty set to get thrown curveballs in this Lostbelt. The one I got thrown hit harder than I expected.

At this stage, while I can acknowledge that it’s not like we knew much about the Alien God to begin with, it is strange to see her portrayed as “not a threat to humanity”, amnesia subplot and all. On one hand I shouldn’t be too surprised given she is U-Olga Marie, on the other I’m a bit... disappointed that she’s suddenly switched gears into a comic relief character. She is charming and I am enjoying her given the lighter tone that most of Part 1 sets (presumably before the pain sets in once part 2 rolls around), but it’s an adjustment and I’m sort of waiting to see how well Nasu can sell me on this.

Aliens, man.

The comedy in this part is genuinely pretty good, even if the tone shift after LB6 does feel a bit jarring. Presumably we’re going the Babylonia route of “oh, you like these NPCs? Wouldn’t it be terrible if... something happened to them?”, so. Looking forward to that emotional turmoil. But... I do feel the comedy kind of drags on a beat too long. It’s not as tightly timed as LB6 was. The Xoqqer kinda. Took too long.

But, once things get serious the plot kicks into overdrive and I am really excited and interested for what happens next, so. While part 1 could’ve trimmed the fat a bit, I’m still optimistic about what comes next.

Dinosaurs, man.

Rasputin and Koyanskaya’s slapstick duo were a particular delight at the end of part 1. I just enjoyed them bickering. We have the single most cursed party in existence this LB. I’m kinda digging it.

Kadoc continues to worm his way into my heart by being a wet, pathetic sadsack. I think I’ll be upset when he dies. Genuinely, it is an absolute crime Young Moriarty didn’t join the team, because the idiot square of Ritsuka-Mash-Kadoc-Moriarty was too good to lose. In general, I enjoy the extra dimension he adds to the party - a lot more than I enjoy, say, Habetrot; while I do like her, she’s just kinda there sometimes. She can dip from a scene without much disruption.

and ohhhhhhhh i have other thoughts about habetrot she is on the galahad theory board

Nemo has won me over in every possible dimension. He’s my new favourite Rider. Sorry, Ozy. He’s been trending upwards since Imaginary Scramble and now he’s at the top. Shame he’s such a shit unit. Why wasn’t the Tlaloc fight waterside. Fuck you, Nasu. Buff my boy.

I haven’t seen enough of Kukulkan to comment on her (besides not liking her design), but I am really enjoying Tezcatlipoca’s characterisation up til now. Even if I don’t like his design. But you know who else I’m really enjoyi-

Daybit. It’s Daybit. Tell me your secrets, Daybit, I am so curious about you. What’s destroying the world between friends, I’ve killed 6 and change. He’s so fun. He’s such a ~mysterious and ~scary character, ooh, even when he’s bitching about Tez spending all his money.

Why are you going into space. Why are you doing a pilgrimage. Why did you help with MY pilgrimage. ORT? WHAT? WHY???

Nasu really went “yeah this is a powerful man of mystery, DW about it” for four years, got me all on guard, and still managed to surprise me

Anyway, you know how the entire human race was exterminated by a sentient tree or something before the bleaching? And also how Daybit is an “enemy of humanity” and also his Servant has time shenanigan powers.

Is it just me, or do ORT’s attacks kinda look like. Tree branch vine things.

What’s that about, huh.

(ft. - not my gameplay!)

And then there’s - the bad. And oh boy, it’s bad.

The thing I’m most annoyed about at this stage is... why we can talk to dinosaurs, but communicating with the Ocelomeh is impossible. After we whitewashed most of the LB7 cast, Izcalli and Camazotz excepted, not even being able to talk to the POC is. Um.

A horrific look. Nasu, what.

While Aztec culture was certainly Like That - there’s no point in me complaining about the depiction of the mythos when human sacrifice was such a huge component of it and if you’re talking about the gods it’s gonna come up - choosing to have them primarily communicate via audible grunts and symbols is. What the fuck are you doing, Nasu? I expected you to whitewash the gods, I didn’t think it’d be this bad!

I am going to charitably assume that there’s a point to this that will crop up in part 2, because if not.

The racial aesthetics of this LB are a nightmare. 3 Aztec gods are white as snow - and they don’t even have Quetzalcoatl’s lore to hide behind this time. 

But god, man, the dinosaurs are the sympathetic ones, huh.

Okay.

Camazotz’ artist is the only bitch here I respect.

[swtorpadawan]

13, 19, 22 for Ozi? (42 oc questions list)

Thanks for the asks, @space-unicorn-dot !

How do they greet the world — what is their typical attitude towards life? How does it differ in different circumstances, or towards different subjects? Why do they take these attitudes, and why do they change? How do these tend to be expressed?

Ozibaumnu's typical attitude towards life for much of his lifetime was one of emotional detachment. This was due in large part to his childhood trauma and growing up as a slave. To keep it short - He lived his life almost as if reading it out of a book. He is a scientist. Things interested him, but usually just for themselves and their utility in his interests. (Such as creating biochemicals.) When he discovered that he was Force-sensitive with the potential to become a Sith, he would embrace it not because of any philosophical connection to the dogma - in fact, he thinks the "traditional" interpretation of the Sith Code is stupid. No. His short-term goal was to survive the manipulations of His long-term goal was to become powerful enough to carve out a tiny of piece of the galaxy for himself, then to spend the rest of his life conducting his various experiments and reading. Nothing much; just someplace isolated where people wouldn't bother him. That started to change when he met Ashara. He actually started to think about having 'a life', and perhaps even build a family. As he is not the Outlander in my Nas Legacy (that's his sister), he wasn't separated from Ashara. He started to build a life with her on Rishi before Nas'ash'dia was freed by Lana, and the revolt against Zakuul began. Maybe someday…

How do they behave within a group? What role(s) do they take? Does this differ if they know and trust the group, versus finding themselves in a group of strangers? Why?

Ozi… did not like being the de facto "leader" of his crew. He did make the decisions, but he leaned a lot on the advice of each of them. (Except perhaps Xalek.) He does not see himself as a leader. Having said that, he does value most of his crew, and those who have pledged themselves to him, and does his best to care for their needs and safety. This is something I hope to write about in the near future. In larger groups - including the Alliance - he is the quiet one. He watches everyone carefully, and only interjects on specific technical points or when asked a direct question. More than once, he has spoken privately to his sister after a meeting, only for her to say "Why didn't you say something during the meeting then???" (Yeah, its a thing.)

How do people respond to them, and why might these responses differ?

Oh, it takes awhile to get to understand Ozi. Surprisingly, its Andronikos who figures out a bunch of things about him first among his crew. He gives Ashara some very sage advice about Ozi around the time she began her relationship with him. (He was ship-ing them HARD.) Everyone else… well, he comes off as cold to a lot of people, and he's played the "Sith Lord" archetype to several, so to them, well… he comes off like a Sith Lord. His sister sees him differently, because she knew what he was like as a child. A few others get him as well, but his confidante list is short.

Thanks for the asks!

42 character development questions!

[sab-teraa]

Watch with me: Duy Beni episode 4

1. Oh aziz is good. Getting her to trust him 👀

2. Wait?? Did Leyla use a fake pic too? One of ekim??? Why is aziz smelling the wrapper like that? I thought he was playing Ekim or tryna use her to get back at Kanat

3. Okay so I was right aziz knows that Ekim is Ekim and is playing her bc of the mask and yo annoy Kanat

4. Is Kanat in the same year as the rest of them? This man in never in class

5. Ekim better watch how she acts with Bekir 🔪🔪 wtf do you blame him for everything. She’s pissing me off

6. What if Mel clique are the ones behind the mask???

7. That laugh??? Mel is scary. I can’t believe they made her a stand by your man 😭

8. Mel does not like this man. Can she stop forcing it. All she wants is to win

9. YESSSSSSS LEYLA! Let Ayse go to school

10. 35 min in and I’m yet to see ozi

11. I’m so confused by aziz is2g. Does he like Ekim or what?

12. I LOVE BEKIR SO MUCH. HIS SINGING HAS ME LOOOOOL

13. Pls aziz looks like he wants to hurt Bekir over a damn chocolate.

14. OZIIIIII ❤️❤️

15. Aziz is in love with Ekim. Him looking at her when speaking about love ?? Yeah

16. ‘’My destiny seems a bit off’ OZAN 🥲☹️

17. Not Mel being the only one laughing at Ozans stupid jokes 🥺🥺

18. Selim defo got triggered. I wonder if he has a background in bullying? He is either a victim or repenting. I think repenting

19. Yup he is defo repenting

20. Dahgan and Ayse are so adorable! HELPING HER STUDYING OMFG ISIK SINAN VIBES I LOVE THEM

21. I don’t trust Bahar. I think she’s behind the mask. She gives me lowkey mean girl vibes

22. Not the dirty mop water lmaooo. Mel deserved it tho

23. Wait? Is emine the janitors daughter?

24. I DONT TRUST BAHAR

25. Oh oh oh the girls standing up to Mel?? Ceyda damn! Mel is defo losing her crown. I’m stuck between ceyda or Bahar being behind the mask

26. WAIT WAIT WAIT ??? Did ozan and Mel hook up at some point??? What does “you should have learnt by now that no one can come between me and kanat” mean??? 👀 it seemed like a direct jab to ozi rather than a general statement

27. Not Mel saying she smells ew but ozan loving the moment 😭😭😭🤣 also, love how she was okay with him helping her over her so called friends. Actually it seems like he is the only one she accepts serious help from 👀 she even called ozi before Kanat

28. Kanat and Mel are both manipulative towards each other. Idk why people wanna make it seem like only Mel is a bad person when he clearly playing with her feelings

29. I love the sound of the whistles during the romantic scenes

30. The friendships are so badly written and so is the chemistry between that group. The mean group has better chemistry and Ayse + Bekir also have better chemistry with the mean group

31. What did the father do??? So mels mum is alive or what? I think the reason she’s so obsessed with Kanat is bc she doesn’t want a repeat of her parents marriage. She is mad at her dad for not fighting for her mum, so she’s fighting for Kanat despite not being into him. She doesn’t want to fail at this

32. Kanat is most likely going to get Ekim a house

33. Whenever I see leylas shrine of Kanat I lose it laughing 😭🤣

34. Riza is effing scary

35. So Riza was an aziz growing up … I also wonder if his marriage to the mum was arranged.

36. BEKIR I LUV YOU BESTIE 😭🤣 hkm and ceyda? Lmaooo

37. No seriously? What does Kanat do at this school beside drive aziz and play sport??? What year is he in??

38. I really enjoyed the ep. My only criticism is how badly the good side friendships are written + that we don’t really see Ekim or Kanats personality

Also, the actor who plays Bekir is too good. You could sense his fear towards Ozan and his need to protect asye and ekim.

[cityandking]

A8, A19, B15, F2, L2 for dai and minah!

thanks my dear!! // Big Ol’ Honkin’ OC Question List

A8. Is your OC a martyr?

DAI — oh you know he is. boy's whole build and vibe is built around "take me instead" MINAH — not typically—she generally finds martyrdom stupid and useless and keeps as far from it as she can—but there are a few situations where she might take on some martyr-esque qualities.

A19. What instantly irritates them or puts them in a bad mood?

DAI — people getting into his personal business. stupidity. ozy, when he's in a Mood(tm) MINAH — when nobles are being Nobles about shit. she has negative patience for entitlement, especially when it comes with a side of expectation and obliviousness. also, intense prying. leave her alone

B15. Does your OC enjoy social events, such as parties, clubs, et cetera..?

DAI — not as a rule, but there are a few exceptions. he doesn't mind so much as long as he can sit in a corner and watch his friends enjoy themselves MINAH — yeah! she loves a social event; she enjoys seeing people and seeing (or being) entertainment. lots to do, plenty of pockets to pick, and generally a fun time overall!

F2. What’s their ideal home look like? Where is it?

DAI — a small, cozy, two-story house in a city he knows. the kind of place where people can come and go and stay when they need to, but where he can also retreat to somewhere warm and sunny and quiet when he needs. the selto townhouse came close, to be honest, except that it wasn't anywhere near home. whatever else happens, his roots are in airedon. MINAH — a big house, filled with family. gone.

L2. What do you consider the biggest themes in your character, if any?

DAI — not to fall back on his divine aspects but it's shields and the sun. standing between people and danger, being a light in the dark, burning himself up, unflinching and solid no matter how many times he's struck. good golden boy 💛 MINAH — masks. performing all the time, even to yourself, even until you aren't sure when or where the performance ends. also rootlessness: always on the move, ungrounded, unable to ever return home again and knowing you wouldn't be the same person even if you could go back

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

There's a knock at the door of Vextri and Ofuuno's hive, and after just a moment, a voice echoes down the stairs.

C[]m][n'!

Vextri rushes down the stairs, quickly unlocking the door to allow his hivemate back in.

S[]rry, went []ut t[] grab snacks, musta l[]cked ][t when ][ came back ][n.

The limeblood, his face still bright green from before, eagerly comes into the hive, almost bouncing up and down.

Don't worry, just... {an we talk?

Sure we can. Y[]u seem part][cularly ch][pper, s[]meth][n' g[][]d happen?

Ofuuno takes a second, reflecting on what happened while he was out.

Yeah! But, um, first, we need to talk about something a bit serious, if you don't mind?

Alr][ght w][th me, bud. Let's g[] s][t.

Okay, I'll... I'll try to {alm down.

They walk further into the hive, sitting down, Ofuuno fidgeting slightly.

So, uh, Vex... you remember... well... what I said before?

Yeah, ][ remember. Y[]u []kay? ][f y[]u want an update, ][-

I don't need an update, Vex. I know you don't feel that way, I just... I didn't want to admit it before.

]['m... ]['m sorry, []fu, ][ kn[]w ][t m][ght make th][ngs we][rd, but... we can w[]rk thr[]ugh ][t, r][ght? Always d[].

No, uh, Vex, I just... I wanted to say not to worry about it... I kinda... moved on.

[]h. Guess][n' th][s ][s... recent?

Yeah, uh, really re{ent.

Well, that's... that's g[][]d f[]r y[]u.

But, uh, I have some lighter news too!

Ofu's face lights up slightly again.

D[] y[]u n[]w?

Yeah, uh... I maybe kinda... have a date?

[]h, n[] sh][t? G[][]d f[]r y[]u, dude.

Well, uh, I mean, I theoreti{ally have a date, we haven't planned the details yet, but... we're gonna talk about that soon!

N][ce j[]b, bud. Just make sure t[] get me t][mes s[] ][ kn[]w n[]t t[] call.

Will do. But... oh man, I {an't wait... we went to that {afe I asked you about before, and it was so {ozy... I really like him...

Y[]I want][n' me t[] st][ck ar[]und s[] y[]u can gush ab[]ut h][m?

I... no, you probably have something you're working on, right?

Yeah, ][ d[]. G[]t the new parts all made, just need t[] d[] the c[]smet][c w[]rk.

Well, uh, you enjoy that, I'm gonna go wat{h some movies and try to get some ideas...

'C[]urse y[]u are, bud.

Vex ruffles Ofu's hair, before heading back up to his respiteblock.

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: This is kind of (really) a long shot, but here goes.

Post-movie!Watchmen/nu!Trek crossover. Adrian Veidt is the ruler of the free world, and he has to keep the people happy. What do they want? To find Manhattan. When do they want it? Right-fucking-now. So Veidt sets up an institution designed to explore new planets, discover new forms of life, FUCKING FIND THAT FUCKER, and boldly go where no man has gone before. Cue Starfleet. A million billion (few thousand) years later, the Enterprise crew is zooming around space, poking aliens with a stick.

Meanwhile, Manhattan left Earth to create his own utopian planet. Through his experiences on Earth, he has concluded a) humans have fault because they lack self-control, b) humans have fault because they lack strong empathy, c) humans have fault because they are constantly driven by reproduction. And some other stuff. He bamfs around, picks a planet, and creates his own hypothetically perfect life forms: the Vulcans. But Manhattan is a clockmaker God, so he just kind of makes them and then chills on a nearby moon or something while he watches their progress.

Our crew somehow figures out where he is. Cue much rejoicing that the asshole who blew up New York a billion years ago has finally been tracked down and can be subdued with their crazy technology. One minor problem: Spock.

A couple of things, here. Kirk being superpatriotic and self-righteous, for one. Also, a recorded message from Veidt designed to be played in the event of finding Manhattan. Also, giant space battle. Manhattan being like "well fuck this blows" and mind-controlling Spock, who is in part his creation, to sexily distract Kirk would be a massive plus, especially if everyone on the bridge is like "FUCK WE ARE BEING FUCKED" and Kirk is like "excuse me I'm having sex right now." And if you could possibly make a liiitle hint at Ozy/Manhattan I would be a very happy anon indeed. Oh, and the Enterprise's new color scheme: white, purple, and gold. Aww yeah.

Look, I don't know where I come up with this, I just want it. Please. And thank you. (thread)

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Author: raihu

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[sydneyofalltrades]

I felt the urge to write depressed Constance so here’s a post-canon/everyone lives scenario

INTENSE TW for depression, S/A, and s/h

Drowning. The feeling of drowning.

It had Constance in a chokehold. She was drowning in pressure, responsibilities, the voices always telling her she was never good enough. And she never will be.

Constance Blackwood, the nicest girl in town.

Constance Blackwood, the most secretive girl in town.

It was three weeks after the accident, and the crew went out for a picnic. It was supposed to be another day of faking it till she made it, and so far it was working.

“So I was telling Ricky about how I don’t remember much about that whole limbo thing,” Penny was saying, “But allegedly I was floating? In the goddamn air?”

“Exactly,” Ricky signed, “Your song was so eerie too, I loved it.”

Noel rolled his eyes. “Say what you want, mine was the most flamboyant.”

“Yes, and the most explicit,” Ocean snapped. She crossed her arms as she said this.

“You’re the one who tried censoring ‘motherfucking,’” Noel argued, “And called us all losers.”

That shut Ocean up. Mischa looked up from his phone.

“Why isn’t no one eating,” he asked. Indeed, the spread of food they had prepared had been untouched.

“We were waiting for Connie’s cupcakes,” Penny said, “Those little pockets of pure heaven.”

Constance looked up. “Huh?”

Ocean frowned. “Your cupcakes? You did bring them, right?”

Constance nodded. “Y-yeah, here.”

She took out the Tupperware container and opened it. “Dig in.”

The others took the sweets and began eating, complimenting the girl on her perfect desserts.

“Ugh, it’s melting in my mouth, I love it,” Penny exclaimed.

“Glad you like it,” Constance said with a smile, then began picking at her food.

Ricky stared at her for a while. This wasn’t right, she was usually peppy and cheerful. But now she’s… different.

“But on the topic of each others’ songs,” Ocean was saying, “Misch, yours was truly heartwarming.”

“The rap, right,” Mischa asked, devouring his food. Ocean shook her head.

“No, the one about your fiancée. I’m sorry for calling her imaginary, you really love her.”

Mischa smiled. “Thanks, Ozi.”

Constance watched her friends as they conversed, and she joined in everyone once in a while, but she still felt like her head was deep underwater.

After they began packing up, Ricky tapped her shoulder. Constance turned to her.

“You okay, Connie?”

She nodded, plastering a smile. “More than okay, I’m fine! Why do you ask?”

Ricky shrugged. “You just seemed.. distant. You know you can talk to us if anything’s wrong, right?”

Constance nodded. “I do. I’m alright, Rick, really.”

“Space Jesus,” Mischa called, “You finished eating yet?”

Ricky smiled and Constance pushed his wheelchair to the others. She laughed as Noel dramatically retold their tale to Penny, who was still in mild disbelief, and poked fun at Ocean and her pouty face. She could hide it, just for a little longer…

***

“Connie!”

Constance came down from her room. “Yeah, Mom?”

Her mother smiled. “Hey, baby, can you take Conrad to the park? I’m busy the whole day at the café and he really needs to burn off some energy.”

“Sure! Come on, Conrad!”

Constance’s one-year-old brother toddled over to her and clutched her legs.

“Con-Con!”

She smiled and picked him up as they went to the park.

While she watched him play, she listened to music. The booming loudness of it made her feel numb. Less numb than the drowning, but still.

“Con-Con! Look!”

Conrad held up something and Constance squinted. “Is that a seashell?”

Conrad nodded. “Yeah!”

Constance took it in her hands. It looked authentic, but there weren’t any seas in Saskatchewan.

“It’s beautiful.”

“It’s yours!”

Constance smiled. “Oh, thanks Conrad.”

“Hey, do I know you?”

Constance looked up. Him. She grabbed Conrad’s hand and they ran. Constance didn’t know where, but eventually found herself at Ricky’s place.

She rang the doorbell.

“Connie? What’s-“

She and Conrad raced inside before Ricky could finish signing.

“We were in the area and felt like coming over,” she said. Conrad was confused.

“Hi, Rick. Why’re we here, Con-Con?”

Constance felt the drowning pressure turn to a tsunami in her chest.

“I can’t- I can’t-“

“Constance. What’s wrong?”

She didn’t know. But she knew.

“Rick… I think I was-“

She tugged the sleeve of her sweatshirt. Ricky was confused.

“You don’t need to wear that, it’s like 90 degrees, Con.”

“I just-“

“Con-Con! I wanna go back!”

The tsunami swallowed her whole, and she broke down in tears. She curled up in a ball on the floor and just cried.

Ricky slid out of his wheelchair to comfort her, but Conrad was confused.

“Con-Con…”

Constance wiped her nose and Ricky saw the faintest scar on her forearm.

He pointed to her sleeve. “Con, can I?”

She buried her face in her hands, not wanting to see their reaction.

Ricky gently tugged on the sleeve and saw a slew of scars all over the poor girl’s arm. He checked the other and saw more, some still red.

“Constance.. what happened?”

She didn’t respond. Conrad sat down next to her and leaned against her and Ricky just hugged her. He didn’t need a reason to comfort their close friend.

***

“And we need to make a campaign! Something that screams teens lives matter.”

It was after-school. The choir was chatting on the gym, no choir practice for them because Father Marcus was still recovering from his heart attack.

“Ozi, if teen lives really did matter, we wouldn’t be going to school,” Penny deadpanned. That remark earned her a high five from Noel.

“Guys, please! We need to show that the accident isn’t just a one-time thing, this can happen anytime.”

“Yeah, but not everyone gets a chance to come back to life from it.”

While Ocean and the others argued, Ricky was signing with Constance.

“I know you don’t want me to tell them,” he began, “But this is unhealthy, Con. You’re cutting yourself and distancing yourself from your support group, and you’re hurting. A lot.”

“I can fix it,” Constance signed back, “I know I can fix this, I don’t need to bother the others.”

“Depression isn’t something that can be flipped off with a switch. Now I’m not telling you how to live your life, but I’m just saying this as your friend. When you need someone, I’m here. We’re here. We always will be.”

Constance took a breath. “Guys?”

The rest of them turned to her, and Noel nudged Mischa, who looked up from his phone.

“Y-you guys remember when I was talking about life before we died? About how I realized how great everything is?”

The others nodded.

“Your speech was beautiful, Connie. What about it?”

Constance hesitated, but Ricky nodded with a smile.

“I- I told you guys about that carnie I lost my virginity to. And uh- it- it wasn’t pretty.”

She bit her lip to keep it from quivering. Ocean placed a hand on her arm.

“Connie, what are you saying?”

Then a sickening thought crept into her brain. “Constance… did he..?”

Constance didn’t answer. She felt ashamed, shamed that she couldn’t keep it to herself.

Penny stood up. “Constance, he assaulted you?”

She just started crying. Again. But this time, Ocean hugged her. Penny hugged her. Noel and Mischa and Ricky all hugged her.

And in that moment, she knew she was protected. She had support.

Constance Blackwood, the most depressed girl in town

Constance Blackwood, the most loved girl in town

[stellarhistoria]

dating a millennia old lich - adventures of last night:

(mordred) "I FOUND THE ROMAN CALENDAR" (nia) "which roman calendar?" (mordred) "thanks, prick"

"oh jesus, for 70 days there was no name for winter"

(mordred) "at one point, the roman calendar was 15 months!" (tayla) "this is nightmarish."

"julius ceasar had One Good Idea"

"if i had eyes i would see the other sentences in that paragraph"

"ROME HOW ARE YOU REAL"

"OK BUT HOW DID THEY KNOW IT WAS A LEAP YEAR??"

"of course it was dionysus"

(mordred) "okay so if we start from what he gave me, we just need to find an egyptian calendar." (nia) "thats not a thing" (mordred) "thanks! i hate it here"

(mordred) "so, the ancient egyptian seasons were akhet - the season of flooding, perekth(?) - the season of growth, and shemu - the season of harvest. in his words, he was born on the crest of one of the hottest years."

(nini, aka vivian joins call) (mordred) "hello! i'm dying." )nini) "i noticed!"

(mordred) "okay so, i'll say this to you since you werent here" (nini) "okay?" (mordred) "we're trying to figure out ozy's birthday, and he was born on the crest of the hottest years. we also now know he has terrible sense of direction" (nini) "we been knew"

(nini) "okay to figure this out, you have to figure out when the big events happened. if you can track when the hottest years of the era were, then you can find when he was born. even down to the day and time. so if it's the CREST of the HOTTEST years, then look for a great famine and go from there." (nia) "wasn't there a famous one?" (nini) "yes! the seven year famine period of ancient egypt." (mordred) "so let's assume that, because he's nodding at this" (nini) "crest of the hottest years, meaning halfway through the seven years. what is half of seven?" (mordred) ".....i don't know how this is relevant, but three n' a half?" (nini) "right, so he'd be in the middle of the seven years. check your dates and what he's told you and he's basically already given you the answer." (mordred) ".................explain?"

(one hearty explanation and a laughing lich muse later) (mored) "oh he just told a cosmic joke?" (nini) "yes, he did, the brat." (mordred) "...what was the joke?" (nini) "august 8th. look up august 8th" (mordred) "..........i don't understand :( forgive me, i am currently up for 2 and a half days now with like 5 hrs of sleep" (nini) "ouch. okay, so this revolves back to the myths of his times. [abbreviated] the egyptians had a telling of the myth of isis and osiris where every year the nile floods is because of isis crying over the murder of her husband through his brother, set. it was assumed that this happened at the middle of the year, during the flood season. because the flood season you said was from may to august, take it into account that the height of the flood was likely around the last week of june to the early second week of august."

(mordred) "...is he telling a joke about isis?" (nini) "he's fucking with you and telling a joke, it's not his birthday" (mordred) "oh... ...... [giggling] he truly just led us down a rabbit hole for fun" (nini) "he did! and he's an ass for it." (mordred) "i learn things though when he does this!"

"so what IS the joke anyway?" "... a dead king that rises from the grave to become immortal, or rather ascend to godhood." "........yeah?" "is (giggling) is he joking about osiris??" "more like himself." "oohhhh. makes sense!" "HE'S A PRICK"

"i'm glad you stepped in nini, because he would have rolled with that date" "i know. that's why he's laughing isn't he" "full on howling with laughter yeah" "clemency could hear it"