#ohh my goddd? how is this movie real

[filmsdotcomslashgay]

Late Bloomers (1996) dir. Julia Dyer

I would feel more shame for hiding this love and happiness than I could ever feel for having it revealed.

[thelastwalkingsoul]

I’m so excited for this ep and one of the scenes in particular. Pretty sure I know what cliffhanger they’re gonna end it on so we’ll see.

Onto The Last of Us Episode 6!

Ep 1 | Ep 2 | Ep 3 | Ep 4 | Ep 5

- It’s winter already?!

- Ooh who are these people?

- Hahahaha I love that Ellie doesn’t listen. What a queen.

- HAHAHA OMG I LOVE HER SASS

- Ohhhh the map trick. Nice Joel.

- OHHH ARE ‘THOSE PEOPLE’ WHO I THINK THEY ARE OH SHIT

- Joellll teach her how to kill rabbitsss

- ‘Come down from there your gonna break your neck’ SIR YOU ARE A DAD

- An old farmhouse, some land, raising sheep? DO NOT PARALLEL ELLIE IN THE SECOND GAME IM GONNA CRY

- Ellie’s love of space is everything to me.

- I thought they might not find people but then I remembered a clip from a trailer and now I’m scared

- SHES TRYING TO WHISTLE OMG I love when they take parts straight out of the games, especially little hidden ones

- ‘Does it sound like I know how to whistle?’ Babyyyyyy

- It’s the dammmm!

- Ohhhh shiiiit!

- Please be Tommy’s people, please please please

- Awww a sniffer dog for infected? So cute! and such a smart idea

- Joel honey. The ptsd from Sarah is real

- OH THATS MARIA!!

- Yesss I’m so exciteddddddd

- Jackson!!!

- Ohhhh it looks so similar to the second game ohhh my goddd

- JOEL LOOKS SO HAPPY OH GOD YES

- And Tommy being in charge of the construction? So perfect

- Ellie hahahaha ‘I don’t think I’ve ever had a proper meal’

- Imagine they make that random girl Dina? I will die

- Love that we’re seeing more of Jackson now rather than later

- OH SHIMMER

- God how weird would it be to just sit in a bar and have a drink?

- MARIAS PREGNANT?! Holyyyy shit.

- God. Stubborn ass men

- Oh Joelllll I’m gonna cry

- It’s Ellie's winter jackettt

- Hahahaha her reaction to the menstrual cup LMAO

- Oh woah. Learning about Sarahhhh

- God this is just confirming all those cute Jackson fics where the kids all watch movies together ahhhh

- He’s telling Tommy oh no baby

- I love that we’re seeing more of Joel’s ptsd from Sarah. God this is more than we ever got to see in the game.

- OH GOD IM GONNA CRY WTFFFFF JOEL DONT CRY PLS

- I THOUGHT THAT WINDOW BAY LOOKED FAMILIAR ITS THIS SCENE YESSSSSSS

- The giraffe poster in the background?

- IM SHAKING THAT SCENE. WAS. PERFECT

- NO HESITATION FROM HER OMGGGG

- THEYRE SO FATHER DAUGHTER IM GONNA SCREAM ‘you dick’ and Joel’s smug ass face oh my god

- Ohh this is the credits song from the gameeeee

- Aww him teaching her about American football (fight me)

- Pls if they have the conversation about Joel’s dream job I’m gonna cry

- YES SINGER JOEL wait can Pedro Pascal sing? We need to hear him sing.

- Ahh the universal horse sounds again. As someone who played a ridiculous amount of Star Stable when I was younger, I recognise the horse sounds. Everyone uses the same ones I swear. They’re as recognisable to me as the Wilhelm Scream.

- Oh this ep is totally gonna end where I think it is hehehehe

- Ooooh Salt Lake Cityyyyy

- Oh shit oh shit oh shit here we gooo

- Did he just snap his neck?

- OH YUP STABBED INSTEAD OH SHIT (why do I miss him being impaled lmao)

- wait WHY DID HE TAKE IT OUT. SIR!

- No Ellie please don’t cry

- Wow cannot wait for the next one. ITS GONNA BE SO GOOD AHHHH

- I’m absolutely gonna cry in these next three eps

Welp, come join me next time :)

[osamuniichann]

Map of the Soul: 7

After a ~315 day drought without new music and a comeback from the legends, we are finally back with MOTS: 7! It been a hot minute since ive done a album review (solely for myself LMAO) so lets get back into it bc this album is a home run

Interlude: Shadow. Here we have the extended version of the interlude. can i just say that the lyrics to this masterpiece are so real and true. its not suga speaking nor is it agust d, this is min yoongi speaking of his internal conflict with the celebrity life, which is heartbreaking. on another note, the visuals of the mv are stunning and the ending--dont u just wanna go apeshit??? truly a great addition to the album!

Black Swan. sister black swan has been with us for a month-ish now? it still bumps. HARD. i blasted this to and from my drive to work to the point where i was scared if id get sick of the song but that didnt happen. the way how its hard to pinpoint when and where a member would sing/rap because they INTENTIONALLY wanted the voices to blend as if they were one body. this is the group’s narrative on how no matter how passionate one is on a certain craft, when they lose that drive, its like a death. and it is up to themselves to spark that love and interest once again. a very relatable story across various media, talents, skills, etc.

Filter. When I first heard that this was a jimin solo showcasing the many sides of Jimin, i thought that it was going to be a sad ballad to kind of follow the theme mots: 7 seemed to give off; thought that it would talk about how he has to force personas onto himself to appeal to the masses, but it is the complete opposite. Jimin is all the faces he puts on, he can be cute, sweet, and caring Jimin but he is also a sexy, flirty young man that can attract any living being. how he switches from falsettos to a lower register voice is beyond me, what a versatile one he is! <3

My Time. Moving onto jungkook’s solo, I knew the lyrics were going to be sad especially when it seems to compare himself to others his age. How he speaks about how fast time runs for him, how his childhood and current life is not of the average 22 year old (LIKE UM HERE I AM, SAME AGE AS JUNGKOOK AND IM NORMAL AF while he’s out here breaking records?? WOW). but the life of jungoo can be a bit overwhelming, completely understandable. I just want our boi JK to know that he can be himself and live freely despite such different circumstances. On another note, the groove of this track is so GOOD. it reminds me of Ari and ugh i LIVE for this jam

Louder Than Bombs. When the track started, I could totally tell Troye Sivan helped produce it, it has such a unique sound that only Troye would use. It sounds like this song would totally be on a movie soundtrack IDK WHY. like, i can picture it during an apocalypse movie sldkjg im not completely sure what the meaning is to the song (bc im big stupid) but i feel like its a track saying that no matter the struggles, they will continue to sing confidently, strongly, and wholly to us endlessly. beautiful, just beautiful.

ON. Moving on to the title track of MOTS: 7! I’m very picky about strong anthem-type songs but ON is actually p addicting HAHA There’s a background sound that repeats in the back that sounds like Sans from Undertale, aint that wild LMAO but anyways, the Manifesto Film was crazy good. The drums, the band, the breakdown of it all? UNBELIEVABLE. Also, JK’s vocals during the bridge? H O W. That breakdown tho...oof, that was amazing. They still dance with the thirst that rookie bts would and i think thats why ppl are so drawn to them no matter how many years pass. Fun fact: the choreographer of ON as well as Dionysus actually is from my city in Hawaii and we went to the same high school THATS WILD. the talent she holds!

UGH! Rap line ATE this shit, are we KIDDING. An ode to all the hate comments that we receive, u can see how fed up they are. They made POINTS and we all agree, its the damn law. The way how they opened up with a gunshot, we knew it was coming. Everyone joked about how we bout to hear some gunshots on this album, well they threw ALL of it on this track. Can i just say that Hobi’s verse tho? it hits different, it really do. When they went “ahem, ahem. ahem, ahem-ahem, YOUR AHEM. AHEM-AHEM--” OOOOOUGH i felt that shit!! god, imagine this in concert...the building aint ready!

0:00 (Zero O’ clock). Now we have the vocal line track, we knew they were bout to present some vocals. Great sound, slow and reflecting. Not the first track I’d listen to but it is a great listen. The lyrics tho get to me. The way how they comfort us and say that life can be rough but you can be happy. no matter what happens, with the turning of the clock to 0:00, its a brand new day and we can make the day better. what a powerful message that all of us need to hear once in a while. we will be happy guys, we deserve to be.

Inner Child. Tae’s solo which is a message to his young self. I expected a slow ballad filled with his warm vocals reminiscent of Winter Bear, 4 o’ clock, and Scenery but boi was I wrong. He has this sunset glow voice that wraps u so warmly and the sound is just so happy, pure, and innocent. Its a hopeful message to his younger self on how we will change and be the amazing person we want to or will be. I was sobbing at this song, I tell u. It was 2:00 am in the morning and I was sobbing into my pillow. Imagine comforting your past self that everything will be okay and to take ur hand, it will be all worth it in the end. When he sang “ur my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy!” Ugh...the tears!

Friends. When I heard this was a vmin duet expressing their friendship with each other, I knew it was going to be so emotional! I didn’t expect such a fun, poppy sound tho. They truly are soulmates, the love they have for each other is so wholesome and real, it truly exhibits the love I have for my friends--they’ve been with me through thick and thin, during happy and sad times; the amounts of serotonin they give me is just HHHH. The way how Tae and Jimin have been friends since high school until now is just ugh...we love it. Towards the end when they started singing “you are my soulmate!” towards each other, i started sobbing so hard because WOW. the shivers i felt, this song made me so happy and full! 

Moon. Next we have Jin’s solo which is an ode to us army’s. And on another perspective, this is a song from the moon (jin) to the Earth (army)--i have tears in my eyes. The lyrics especially got me in a chokehold and made me sob, the way how he says that he will always be by our side no matter what, the same way how we are there for him...god. The chorus really gets to me, it feels so happy and thankful and I just want to tell Jin that I will forever follow him and the boys. They’ve been with me for years now and I will continue to support, love, and listen to them. Ily to the moon and back, our moon.

Respect. I didn’t expect a Namgi duet but HERE WE ARE. Goddd when i heard that i was SO EXCITE. They’ve known each other for +10 years now and they never miss the chance to tell everyone that they’ve been friends for that long. Not @ how they disliked each other at first but grew to be so mf close, to the point where their family. Ughhh, im so uwu rn. Im so happy, so so happy that Nams started it with AYO SUGA; i SCREAMED. Also, i heard that they recorded it in one take and i could see how much fun they had--especially considering that their rap styles are completely different. Even tho in the song they joke about not knowing what the word Respect means, we know...we just KNOW the high amounts of respect they have for each other. As they mentioned before, Yoon’s respects towards Nams’ leadership and care towards everyone and Nams’ respect towards Yoon’s love and passion for music and producing. Peak comedy is Yoongs overloading on autotune during his parts to the point where its intentional. Bless Namgi.

We are Bulletproof: The Eternal. I felt like a CLOWN when this track started. Like everyone, i thought we were going to have a third installment similar to that of the strong, hip-hop, gunshot-filled part 1 and 2 of we are bulletproof, but we were met with soft vocals and rap. The lyrics tho get to me. This truly was a song about their entire journey and i felt like I experienced all years with them. They’ve been through so much and the way how they sang “we are we are together/forever bulletproof!” They are proud of where they came from and it has stuck with them till now. They are such real people...i cry. ALSO the “We were only seven, but we have you all now.” Whenever i see pictures of their debut fanmeets/concerts vs now its just crazy. imagine singing as an entire being during concerts when they start “OOOOH OH OHH” im so immensely proud of the feats they’ve reached and im excited on what they do next! <3

Outro: Ego. The way how he started it with the fitness gram pacer test just like in previous albums, ugh what a throwback! this song is such a Hobi track, its fun, dance-inducing and its just so FEEL GOOD. the way how he switches flows and is capable of doing so is *chef’s kiss* the way how he speaks about the path he takes is difficult but he doesnt regret it...SOBS also the mv??? UGH SO CUTE. the flashbacks too;; i cry

ON (feat. Sia). With this track, there’s not much extra I can say, all my opinions still stand with the original track wit ot7. I jokingly told my friend that if Sia is gonna be on the track “hey nanana’ing” the same why Halsey was only “oh my my my’ing” i will ctfu. and...welp, that was what happened. I do love Sia tho so props to her!

Overall: I initially thought that MOTS: 7 was going to be a dark, ballad-filled album but it was anything but. It had so much fun songs, the lyrics are again, so deep and meaningful--it pulls at your heartstrings. It felt so raw, personal, emotional, and i love it in all its being. The boys will continue to amaze me no matter what they put out and i forever and endlessly will support and love them the same way they do for us. MOTS: 7 is a masterpiece and im in love

[epochryphal]

OKAY TIME TO LIVEBLOG SPACE PATROL LULUCO - IN ITS ENTIRETY

season 1

;;;;u;;;; i love this pacing n humor n tone fuck me

also i remember now how Fucking hype i was for prettyboy and midori mmmmmm also p sure there’s a life fiber reveal and i’m Eager

YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!  YOU’RE FREE TO GO!  god i’d seen that but it’s so good in-context too

Space Cheating

Justice

a-Wake! Judg-ment, gun MOR-phing!

Sorry To Interrupt Your Pointless Discussion, But *I’m* Here

FUCK is midori’s voice nonon’s va because holy shit i did not see that coming somehow and i’m extra starry eyes

(it can get you a boy, or a boyfriend, or an ex-boyfriend)

“whups, i got captured, oh darn”

“so i should stay normal?” “no, stay wonderful” oh my goddd linesss

“i’ll learn my lessonnnn. kayy, lesson learnnnned”

“give it a rest or i’ll kill ya!” “very well, you’re hired”

- - -

season 2

[...loses track of seasons]

wait shit the flame captain is ira FUCKING GOOD

IT SHOULD TRIGGER THE WILL OF JUSTICE OR SOMETHING

oh my God that’s how orange mom shows up i love her

Frick okay i went to actually look up the seiyuus and - luluco is papika, that’s, Good, fuck. also she was anzu in the gantz: o movie? NONON’S SEIYUU WAS SCARLET CLAW OF COURSE SHE WAS AAAAAAAAAA typecasting WAIT SHE WAS HARUKA IN FLCL TOO?? o_o. that, i did not expect

the fucking “clapping”, and also how he just, movetilts with the whole desk

JUSTICE IS OVER

THOSE ARE LIFE FIBERS IN HER CAPE FOR SURE MMMMM

“yes my ma’am” pfff

snrrrk. shoplift/resell theme

IS IT STILL IN THE BOX

Waves Of Justice Are Still Running Through His Brain

space yen

A CRIME FOR A CRIME EQUALS JUSTICE! THIS IS HOW! WE ADULTS! CARRY OUT JUSTIIIIIIICE

perishable

Mmmmmmmm Cocoon Sphere

dpfjg I Think I’ve Been Here Once Before

KLK-X

3.5 star review means it’s basically the real thing-

MmmmmmmmmmMMMM COVERS BOY Good Good Evil Talk - ldbtngfj pffdt Kill-***-Killian the verbal censoring i’m fhfgh

FUTATSU. II KOTO O -

shitty background nova while OuO life fiber nova peeks into main view is G o o d

some kind of space fraud

THE MYSIC ARUGHDHFH LIGHT IT ON FIRE the garbage letters THE SELF DRAMA THE LOSE YOUR WAY TE GUTS FNFVJGNJF WHAAATTTTT IT CAN STILL BURN HOTTERRR i’m still not dead yettt. wow. wow

i can’t believe literally no one tried to light the original life fiber / ragyo on fire, in retrospect, holy shit?? aikuro with your lighter what were you DOING

magic planet lwa at 3.7 i... trigger i love that you’ve done this

firewood of justice

30,000 lightyears in prison

sucy............ “you gun goblin” [stuffs luluco full of mushrooms] Fuck the very good constant updating how much time left

djhgn the counting and the lil goblin

and the music stops

pffffffffffff wipe, wipe, wipe... dochi demo ii kedo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what... is up with Violence and se’chan. full-color girl... and the backwards “people have different sets of values”... [ah, i hadn’t heard of sex and violence with machspeed]

kyuuuuuu

the lil everyone doing the hand pose for the picture........ i deeply need cosplayers doing that

ohh my god blackholeian. also his voice is so familiar

BLACK HOLES BECAME BLACK HOLES BY SHOPLIFTING

stupid middleschooler who eats nothing but sweet bread

DINOSAURS WERE SHOPLIFTED

2000 glasses.......

the good static fave

Special Flat First Love

zero void mmmm

Nothingling

the pinnacle of worthlessness - ZA! NOSSINGU!

GOD there’s the badbad alphaomega joke

heh... evil as incomprehensible, in this one, rather than klk’s incomprehensible, is interesting juxtaposition

mmmm the theme without luluco in it is good

pfff. what a good joke, that inferno cop would look like chief over justice - oh my god senpai

ooo “justice will never die?” “normally, no”

Hell Ain’t Big Enough For Two Agents Of Justice

aaaa god i’m such a sucker for their fucking theme messages? oh wow another plotline about “normal is something you decide for yourself” “truly precious things will never disappear, especially if they’re intangible”

Arrest Him

a middle schooler in love for the first time is Invincible,

ojii-san... he’s only 21...

He Shoplifted My Most Prized Possession

fuckifnfjf justice chant

YATTA!! JUSTICE IS A MIRACLE!!!!

god the very cute tsuzuku/continued incorporation of format, is good

If You Ask Me, Only After One Dies And Comes Back To Life Do They Become Normal

fucking, the good gurren lagann prow shit

oh my god the fucking unending hearts and the hair blowing and the i’m only a middleschooler idk about the void

emotion big bang.....

oh my god normal

PRETTY TRANSFORM god those sherbert colors what good animation bullshit

fucking covers voidmonster

mmm the themes of loveydovey first loves, i see u in darlifran

Love Is Justice

fucking- microblackhole activated by big bang

You Finally Pulled The Trigger -

ahdnfhjjnffnf People Die When They Are Shot - I’ll Teach You That Normal Fact Of Life Right Now!!

gosh she’s cute without her hairclip

in the end you’re only taking pleasure in shoplifting!!

oh my god

okay i didn’t check if blackhole headman (ahem... doc scratch) was voiced by uzu/viral’s seiyuu and i will in a mo but that’s my guess [update: Yep despite it not being listed on wikipedia at all wtf]

Arrest Him Again. you’re supposed to introduce your boyfriend to your dad - Normally

aww the highfive...

JusssTiiiice

Trigger-chan

outfit...

that was sweet, and absolutely not the sort of thing i could have watched serially heh. it’s nice to feel in on the jokes

awwww the highfive

...so... crossover art with nonon/midori ira/chief and uzu/blackholeian outfit swaps totally exists right. right. blease. also villain uzu is something i never knew i needed? also the casts interacting is precious art ideas - nonon on chief over justice’s shoulder for step one