#ohhhhhh my god hes awesome

[twiixr4kidz]

Hii can you do like reader sleeping on seven evil exes lap hehe I Also love ur writing!!♡

tysm!!! also apologies for how late this is i was on a hiatus ;^;

sleeping on the evil exes!!

matthew patel

he tears up a little bit

one second, you're awake and talking to him and the next, you're knocked out and drooling on his leg

he thinks you look adorable (he didn't take a picture of you what are you talking about)

he's also like, uncontrollably giggling and smiling over the fact that YOU!! FELL ASLEEP!! ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

lucas lee

on the outside, he's like "hell yeah this is awesome" but you know DAMNNNN well he's screaming internally

lucas has this habit of acting like a badass on the outside but any time you do something, he's filled with an overwhelming amount of joy

he sits there with you sleeping on him for as long as he can

eventually his legs start falling asleep, so he sneakily moves your head off of his lap and onto a pillow

he also covers you up with a blanket or his jacket or whatever is around just so you don't get cold

todd ingram

treats you like a sleeping kitten

if only you were awake to see the smile on his face when he realize you were asleep, you probably would've melted

he'll run his fingers through your hair as he mumbles something under his breath about how he wishes this moment could last forever

eventually, he falls asleep sitting up

bro is hella dedicated to keep you nice and comfortable!!!

roxie richter

she honestly doesn't notice at first

she's just talking to you, telling you about her day or something that happened in this show that she's been watching, and you're not responding

at first she's like "what the heck, y/n?" and then when she realizes you're asleep, she's like "OHHHHHH" and then she's like "OH?? OH MY GOD???"

note, she's whisper-screaming to herself because she doesn't wanna wake you up

she's the kind of girl who can fall asleep anywhere, so she gets comfy next to you and crashes too

kyle katayanagi

very similarly to roxie, he's probably telling one of his crazy party stories when he realizes you're asleep

instead of stopping, he lowers his voice and keeps talking

he'll just keep telling stories until he falls asleep or until you wake up

his hand is resting on your arms as he draws circles with his thumb on it

he's really enjoying the fact that you trust him enough to just pass out on his lap like that

and you're definitely gonna get an earful of it when you wake up, because who is kyle if NOT a tease??

ken katayanagi

he's usually reading, so it takes him a moment to realize you're out

he smiles to himself, softly saying how you should've gone to bed when he said, but he still thinks it's cute

ken'll start reading to you too

he isn't sure why he does it

maybe it's something about the soothing, intimate nature of reading a book to somebody, or maybe it's just because he's ken and that's what he does

he'll bring you to bed when he's done with the chapter

he wants you to sleep well and NOT have a sore neck when you wake up, how sweet :))

gideon graves

he's a very busy guy, so this isn't new

actually it happens quite a lot

he'll get home late and you'll be falling asleep on the couch waiting for him

he greets you sweetly, sitting down next to you and putting on your favorite show to watch together

he knows that when you rest your head on his lap, you're going to fall asleep and he's more than okay with it

as much as he does love it, he tries not to get home so late that it happens in the first place

[lovelyiida]

(NF) Hey lovely, I saw that you want requests. Could I request a iida x fem!reader fluff? I even have a prompt! You know how in MHA it’s winter break and everyone is bored at the dorms? Someone gets the idea to throw a whole fake wedding and invite all first years/the whole student body. The girls of 1A vote the bride and the guys vote the groom and reader is the bride and iida is the groom, which is good because they secretly like each other, y’know the drill. Iida and reader do the ceremony with vows and the rings and the kiss and all that. Also, there’s lots of cake and a huge party at the end with fireworks!!

That’s the cutest shi I’ve ever cooked up and I want someone talented to write it. If you could tag me to, that’d be awesome!

Love, psi kid 🎀

OHHHHHH MY GOD I FUCKING LIVE FOR THIS, this is seriously so cute. God, why can't I think of these ideas by myself??

꧁★𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝟏-𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆★꧂ — afab

Snow falls gently outside, the world a picturesque white. The students of class 1-A lounge around, boredom plastered on their faces. It's a snow day, just great.

Ochaco twirls a strand of hair and glances at her friends. Even the lively Kirishima looks lethargic on the couch. Denki was about to sink into the floor if he couldn't find a way to annoy his fellow comrades.

Then, an idea sparked.

Ochaco's eyes spark with a twinkle and her lips curled into an intriguing smirk. "We need to do something fun, how about a fake wedding?"

The class exchanges intrigued looks, murmuring amongst themselves. Mina's eyes spark in excitement at the idea. "Yeah! We can vote and groom for our class. It'll be totally adorable!" She squealed.

Everyone nods in agreement as chatter bursts across the common space for today's event.

The entire Class 1-A along with various first years assemble outside, enveloped by the festive atmosphere. Electricity fills the air as the class has been sectioned into two groups to help figure out who will be the bride and the groom.

And out of the corner of your eye, you noticed IIda standing awkwardly in the midst of all this, glancing quick looks at you with a light blush. You couldn't help but chuckle to yourself and your friends at the act.

Later into the evening, the room now transformed with makeshift decorations and fairy lights strung everywhere (you can thank Momo for that). The class sat excitedly as Ochaco and Tsuyu held envelopes, ready to announce the lovely couple in waiting.

Standing at the improvised altar (standing on top of a table), they spoke with a grin.

"The results are in! The bride-to-be is... Y/n!"

The class erupts in cheers as you sit in shock of the results, slowing picking yourself off your feet, you stand in front of the "altar," as your face flushes in excitement. Tsuyu then spoke:

"And the groom-to-be is...Iida!"

Iida goes stiff, and his face turns crimson. The boys laugh and nudge him forward. Standing from his feet, he nears himself towards you and bows politely. You send him a wink of encouragement before whispering, "don't be so nervous. I bet you'd make a great husband."

Iida smirks at your words before whispering back, "and I know you'd make a wonderful wife."

As so, a makeshift ceremony begins!

Iida and you stand at the altar with hands intertwined. Wedding dress and suit on (thanking Momo once more!), looking like a match made out of heaven. Everyone watches eagerly as the both of you stand awkwardly, awaiting each other's vows.

"Don't chicken out, four-eyes," Bakugo chuckled. Iida side-eyed the blonde before clearing his throat and pushing up his glasses. "Y/n, ever since the first day we met. I knew you were a woman who I could spend the rest of my days with. You're kind, smart, beautifully-spirited, and one of the best teammates I could see fighting with me to the death..."

The class is swooned by Iida's words, you couldn't help but stand there in shock at the blatant confession thrown in your face.

"Y/n, I vow to always support and protect you...in sickness and in health...even in this mock wedding."

The class erupts in cheers as they hear Iida's beautiful poetic vows.

You chuckle, softening the moment once more.

"Iida, you're someone who I trust and care for deeply, you are a pinnacle in everyone's life and without you, I would be nothing. Your presence keeps me motivated and ready to take on whatever is ahead of me...because that's what you are and I deeply admire you for that."

"You're smart, you're hardworking, and super handsome..."

Iida quickly reddened at your words, your voice sounding like music to his ears. Oh, how he wished this was real.

"And I vow to always support and protect you...in sickness and in health...even in this mock wedding, or out of it."

As you finish, the class erupts in laughter as Iida and Reader exchange playful glances. Holding out your paper-made rings, you change and slide them onto each other's fingers. Ochaco and Tsuyu, beaming with joy, declare them fake husband and fake wife.

"You may now, fake-kiss the bride!"

You'd begin to go in for a simple kiss on the cheek, but suddenly Iida grabs a soft hold of your waist and scoops you down. Planting a soft kiss on the corner of your mouth.

A respectful man, we love!

Claps were heard around the room, but the moment between the two of you felt as if no one was there and the room was fading into black. As if nothing mattered but the to of you.

Mina teasingly claps before yelling, "I now pronounce you fake husband and fake wife! You may now fake-party!" The room transforms into a lively celebration, with music playing and students dancing joyfully.

Iida and Reader sneak glances at each other, their fake smiles turning into genuine ones. Photos and videos were taken throughout the night of the heartwarming moment between the class.

And as the night grew young, and the slow subsides. The both of you stand outside and look at the breathtaking array of stars that light up the night sky. Your hand tangled into his, as your head fell softly against Iida's broad shoulder.

Iida couldn't help but play with his makeshift ring, smiling to himself about what the future holds, and how he wanted this future to be a potential reality. Your head suddenly moves from his shoulder, which earns a soft hum from Iida.

You look at him with a light blush as you speak, "this was amazing... thank you, Iida." You spoke softly with a warm smile. "No thank you, Y/n, this night wouldn't have been the same without you."

You hum in response before placing your head back on his shoulder.

You share a quiet, perfect moment as the stars illuminate your faces as a "newlywed couple." Only for the moment to be laughed upon in the future, when your real wedding comes to fruition.

When someone who gives me a tenya rec tells me to jump, I'm gonna JUMP!!!!

— 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ𝓁𝓎𝒾𝒾𝒹𝒶 ❤︎︎

[nephilimbrute]

Yo, how you doin' ? Did you play Side Order ? What are your (gay) though ?

i'm doin alriighhtt :3 i didn't play side order actually (I don't have a switch.) but i went through a gameplay with my friend and i'm scrounging up more lore >w< we were freaking tf out the whole time. especially me. i was screaming at every cutscene

like when marina showed us her computer background i goofy-screamed Out Loud (i probably did that like 8 times in total). there's literally No straight explanation for that, pearl's literally holding marina's zipper in that and he's laying down. nonone has a pic of their Best Friend (heavy quotes) laying down smiling all pretty and handsome like that

OHHHHH THIS ONEEE😭😭😭my girl is literally tearing up she's so happy😭😭😭😭😭 all the dev diaries were sooooo fwjgwgkxkgwkhcjcxjg😭😭😭😭

AND ALL THE PEARLINA???????? my GOD this girl is crazy i hate them so much!!!! /affectionate

jesus CHRIST girl pull yourself toGETHER... "aw pearlie! you say the coolest things" "she's sooooo coool" "pearl, don't drool over my diaries. i'm right here!" "i can't help it! pearl's just too precious. she's fearless at the core and adorable on top!" among many other marina quotes. i'm speechless

and ohhhhhh dedf1sh's letters😭😭😭😭 little marina i can't do this. i get so emotional when i see her, she was just a kid😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭AHHHHHJJJJJJJ😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

marina's hyperfixation on excavators persists. she's such a nerdddddd!!!!!!!

and ughhhghhghjf marina agitando. i was freaking out so bad when i saw her AND PARALLEL CANON. the lore implications THE LORE IMPLICATIONS×@!!!!! this also gives me some new content to use in my AU.....devilish

i said this before but the Order you see in the dlc is in my AU as a type of malware that marina created for herself. she encrypts it into the personal software she uses as an attempt to. self destruct (off) herself. but (Un)fortunately it didn't work. she's just stuck forever wallowing in her own grief

the memverse in my AU is where marina puts everyone she has under her mind control thingy. they're all hooked into the same memverse, marina has her own that she messes with to see the possible consequences of every action she does and. stuff.

and i also said this on my alt twt acc but in the Normal Side Order(...??) my agent 4 turns into parallel canon either voluntarily or unvoluntarily. and since there's others with him i decided to make them robotic clones of 8 and cap3. and they only serve to mock agent 8 and what little they remember of their lovers and themself, a materialized deteriorating memory

tbh i was more focused on the theme of side order instead of dedf1sh stuck in the elevator with two lesbians that would do the unthinkable if they weren't there

here's how i see it. so much for your memories fading away while you are actively trying to get them back

i also kept freaking out At dedf1sh. i shouted them for to get off the screen each time they popped up (also affectionate). creepy zombie GET OUT. dedf1sh and their dumb puppy eyes

unconscience is sooooo good i only listened to it twice and if i did any more times i would be gone and in the woods somewhere

i loved all the bosses.........marina and parallel are my favs....also rondo. That thing's so horrifying i love it. when i saw it i was like "what kind of panopticon shit is this....." and was absolutely THRILLED! to see that it was actually based on a panopticon as well as the floor level (0ct0ptic0n)

and these album covers??????they're so fucking AWESOMEEEEeee i love the album art of splatoon. when i saw all the stuff in alterna i was so amazed. the gear is so awesome too i wish i played splatoon. i'd grind the shit out of side order tbh......smollusk is so cute the. Awwww awww

also this dlc made me realize i'm a big machine but make it girly

as Side Order C.E.O i feasted GOOD this was a bountiful harvest

[suntails]

I need to share my nendoroid Silver with you because I know you'll love him as much as I do

Anyway,, I LOVE YOUR ART. THE WAY YOU DRAW SILVER IS SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS AND AWESOME!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH US <33

WHAT IF I DISSOLVED TO DUST. WHAT IF I FADED AWAY RIGHT BEFORE UR VERY EYES. OHHHHHH MY GOD. OH MY GOD HE'S SO CUTE HES ADORABLE HE LOOKS SO GOOOOOD IM PUTTING HIM IN MY POCKET AND SPINNING HIM IN CIRCLES!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS THANK U FOR SHARING!!!!!! AND TYSM!!!!!!

[jgvfhl]

The Number Lads Have Midnight Crises

And it's much tastier than the title would have you believe. Yes, folks, this is it! The final chapter. I hope this ties things up nicely enough for you, and thank you all so much who have read along with the lads and their adventures.

Words: ~5500 Warnings: None! Link to Master List of Chapters on Tumblr Link to full story on Ao3

Double Trouble: kinda wild that it’s almost been a year since everything almost went completely to shit

Loopy: has it??? Force…

RedBoiiiii: holy shIT you’re RIGHT

Leafs: I’m shocked it’s all held together as well as it has

CrispyDomino: me too tbh

CrispyDomino: suddenly adding almost two million citizens to the Republic’s census is a lot

Loopy: well it wasn’t that sudden

RedBoiiiii: yeah they’re still rolling it out right? Supposed to finish by the new year festivals

high fives: That was the plan I saw on the holonews

#1 Boy: oh!!! Who has their new ID yet???

CrispyDomino: I think Skywalker pulled strings to get ours to us so quickly

high fives: no i think Senator Amidala pulled strings FOR him

CrispyDomino: true

d0nut man: the 118th got ours!

RedBoiiiii: i think we’re getting ours in rancor next week??

Loopy: i’ve got mine

DressedtotheNines: 212th got ours a couple months back

Double Trouble: AND THE NEW IDS DON’T HAVE TO HAVE GENDER MARKINGS???

Leafs: That is how they work

Submarine: Nova Corps got ours just this week :)

Double Trouble: I CAN JUST BE AN ENTITY!!!!!

RedBoiiiii: YEAH BABYYYYY

high fives: NICE

#1 Boy: right??? so nice!!! and you can pick a last name??

d0nut man: you can use your designation as a second name!

Leafs: Oh, yes, that was one of the updates to Republic law meant to accommodate us.

Loopy: oh sweet. not doing it.

high fives: yeah i already got a first name for that

CrispyDomino: yeah we kinda had an easy choice for second names

high fives: Domino Brothers!

RedBoiiiii: awesome!!!

Loopy: i’m waiting for it…

Leafs: Waiting for…?

#1 Boy: yeah didn’t you say you got your ID card Loops?

RedBoiiiii: OHHHHHH WAIT COMMANDERRRRRR

Loopy: there it is

RedBoiiiii: WAHT IS YOUR SECOND NAAAAAME DO YOU HAVE YOUR NEW ID???

Leafs: ah

Double Trouble: lakdjlkglskd oh my gods you people XD

#1 Boy: oh :P

RedBoiiiii: WOW okay you idiots, i feel so seen

DEATH: Why is this any of your business?

RedBoiiiii: Because!!!!

d0nut man: Wait is it the same as your batchers?

RedBoiiiii: OH RIGHT YOU SERVE UNDER HIS BROTHER

Double Trouble: ELEVENSIES, WHAT IS CMDR THIRE’S SECOND NAME

DEATH: I’m not sure if I should be happy you’re finally using your brains

DEATH: or disappointed it took you all that long to remember I have batchmates.

CrispyDomino: lol

RedBoiiiii: okay in MY DEFENSE!!!! I still don’t even know where cmdr Havoc sleeps

Double Trouble: commanders don’t have lives outside of the command wym

RedBoiiiii: how am i supposed to remember about batchmates???

DEATH: Do-si-do, if I don’t have a life outside of command, what the hell am I doing here?

Leafs: I ask myself that all the time, more or less

Double Trouble: Numbers

RedBoiiiii: yeah you didn’t have a choice in us

DEATH: So I’ve discovered

high fives: he’s still dodging the question!!!!

#1 Boy: Commander Thire Nitta!

d0nut man: yeah same for Nero

Loopy: what…?

DressedtotheNines: That’s a very normal name for a batch called Chaos

RedBoiiiii: yeah… >_>

CrispyDomino: oh my gods

high fives: NO… really????

DEATH: Domino, think very carefully

RedBoiiiii: WHAT IS IT DOMINO

Double Trouble:  WE MUST KNOW!!!!

CrispyDomino: Hey, who’s gonna be on Trip Zip soon? We can get together, hang out

high fives: there’s a fun pizza joint we found a few weeks ago

Double Trouble: NOW WHO’S DODGING THE QUESTION?????

DEATH: Good thinking, Domino.

~scene break~

Of the things Trees had experienced and/or discovered in his life—mainly including those things experienced and/or discovered after meeting Sevenset and Do-si-do—he had to admit, this was a new one. He opened his comms messages again, double-checking that he had the address and the meeting time correct for this informal Numbers meeting. It was in-person, which was always nice, but it was also being hosted at 22:30 hours, which, even for clones, was a bit late at night to be going out somewhere. They were diurnal, after all.

But no, that was when Domino had said this place was open. Trees looked up at the building in front of him. It was on a lower level, and the light coming through the storefront windows was warm and inviting. The sign blinking purple and green above the door read Pizza Crisis, with a portion of a pizza pie replacing part of the letter peth in the first word. Cute. He wasn’t sure he was really hungry for pizza, but he could probably get a drink or something small to share with the others.

The doors slid open when he approached, and it didn’t take him long to spot the others when he stepped inside. The Pizza Crisis restaurant’s interior was mostly round, with a flat wall that led to the kitchen behind a curved counter at the far end of the large room. Booths and tables filled the floor. The Numbers already gathered were seated around a circular table off to one side, probably meant for larger parties like theirs. Elevensies waved him over.

It was… really nice to see everyone out of their armor. Even those who hadn’t chosen to leave the service had changed into civvies for this. Do-si-do had discovered they simply adored long skirts, so it wasn’t a surprise to see them wearing one with a cropped hoodie that Trees thought looked chilly.

“Trees!” Sevenset smiled, just like always. “Glad you could make it.”

“I’m glad I don’t have to get up for early classes tomorrow,” he replied, taking the empty chair between Loops and Elevensies. “Is this everyone we’re expecting?”

He’d seen a few of the RSVPs on their group comms chain. Fours and Nines were off-world for the time being. Fours was at school too, but on Cerea, studying agriculture and botany. General Mundi had made it perfectly clear that any of his troopers who chose to would find a warm welcome on his home planet, and many had taken the offer. His school had a break coming up, so he might come back to Trip Zip then. The commander had only said something about having other plans, and not even Elevensies had been able to wheedle them out of him. Nines had sent a message that morning with the news that he wouldn’t be there, since he had the evening shift for the week where he worked at one of Coruscant’s many animal rescue shelters. Apparently, the 212th’s penchant for running into random wildlife on nearly every ground campaign was a marketable skill. Zero was on-world, but apparently too busy to stop by that night.

“Yeah, this is it,” Loops confirmed. He looked downright cozy in a grey knit sweater with a high collar. “How are classes?” he added, turning to look over at him.

Trees shrugged. “It’s fun, honestly.”

“That’s awesome,” Do-si-do said. “You’re gonna be planning buildings in no time!”

“Uh…” Trees said. He had just started his second semester studying architecture and material engineering on Coruscant—well, he was on Coruscant. The university was on Naboo, and eventually, he would be too. “There are a lot of in-between steps, but. Sure.”

“I suspect you’ll be in high demand with all the destruction the war caused,” Fives said, stirring his glass of soda with his straw. His twin nodded next to him.

“Maybe.” Trees looked around the restaurant, now noticing a few more tables occupied by recognizably nocturnal or at least more crepuscular species. Looking to the counter against the flat wall, he saw a pair of cathars speaking to each other while wiping down some glasses. “Have you all ordered anything at all?” he asked.

“Just drinks,” Sevenset said, pointing to the glass of pink-colored something in front of him. “Server said they’d be back soon, though.” He reached over to a black square inlaid in the table in front of Trees and pressed it. A holographic menu sprang up. “Have a look.”

“I’m not sure I want pizza this late at night,” Trees said, scrolling through the first few menu options. Why was this section labeled Crises for Every Occasion?

“Scroll to the side,” Elevensies urged. “They do dessert too! I’m getting the Sweet ‘n’ Salty Quandary.”

Whatever those words meant, Trees wasn’t going to question it. He flicked the menu over to the side, and a new section popped up. It was labeled Quandaries for Any Mood. A quick skim revealed Elevensies was right, and it was entirely desserts. Judging by the pictures, they were mainly cookie-based, with the occasional appearance of ice cream or milkshakes. Now this… this wasn’t so bad.

“Why are they called that?” he asked. “The… crisis and quandary thing.”

Loops shrugged. “Dunno.”

Fives spoke up. “It’s a joke, sorta. It’s so you can say ‘Oh, I’m having a crisis in the middle of the night,’ and you’re actually having a pizza.”

“Yeah, I think it was created during a sleep-deprived brainstorming session,” Echo said. “But the food’s amazing.”

After a few minutes of browsing the menu while the others chatted about their lives (Do-si-do always had some fun stories from cosmetology school to tell), one of the cathars made their way back over to their table with a datapad in hand. The thin coat of fur across their body was pale, with brown stripes and whorls along the arms. Their hair was dyed a gradient of midnight blue over the top to sky blue layers underneath, and the dim lights overhead caught glints of metal piercings all over their ears, nose, lips, and brows.

“You all ready to order?” Their voice was slightly raspy and had a darker quality about it that somehow matched the environment very well.

“Yep!” Sevenset said as they all nodded. “We’re all here now.”

The cathar—for the life of him, Trees couldn’t settle on any obvious outward gender presentation, and was silently begging this person to introduce themselves—nodded with a smile. “Cool. I’m Asterix, by the way. So.” They held up their datapad. “Are you having crises or quandaries tonight?”

“Both!” Do-si-do said with a smile.

“Alright, nice,” Asterix replied. “Crises first, if you don’t mind.”

Sevenset started, ordering a Naberrie Crisis with extra olives for him and Do-si-do to share. Fives and Echo ordered something called an Carnivore’s Omnivore Crisis to share, and Elevensies got a “personal crisis” with sausage and mushrooms. That was apparently the smallest sized pizza they served here. Cute. Then, Asterix went around for the Quandaries, again starting with Sevenset. One by one, they placed their dessert orders. Trees had settled on a True Midnight Quandary, since it had the most chocolate of anything on the menu. He really loved being able to have real food now. No more rations, no more tasteless nutrient bars… and he really loved chocolate. He also requested some water, since he hadn’t been present to order drinks earlier. Asterix finished with their orders and left them with the message that they would be ready shortly.

When they were on their own again, Loops spoke up. “So how’s the service lately?” he asked, looking towards the three ARC troopers.

“It’s good,” Fives said with confidence. “I think we’re mostly through the stage of dozens of troopers leaving daily, so the ranks have finally had some time to settle.”

His brother nodded in agreement. “Yeah, hopefully the numbers will stay where they are for the next year or so. They’re a good bunch, though.”

“And there are still thousands of kiddos on Kamino left to grow up,” Sevenset added. “Luckily, they have some options now.”

“That partnership with Naboo and Alderaan, right?” Echo said.

Trees recalled the headlines from a couple months ago. Kamino’s cloning facilities were obviously shut down, and many of the scientists had been slowly trickling out to other scientific facilities around the galaxy where their skills would be useful. That still left all the clones, from embryos to teenagers, who now had no war to fight. Naboo and Alderaan had opened their first of what would hopefully be many education centers on each planet, created with the intention of taking the strain off of Kamino’s dwindling staffing resources.

Sevenset went on. “Yeah, that’s the idea. The older ones are going first, usually around five to ten standard. The littlest ones we’re keeping on-world for the time being. There are still plenty of brothers left there to take care of them, and a few of the nattie trainers were kept on too.”

“I’ve heard a lot of medics are basically retiring there,” Loops said.

“Kind of, yeah,” Sevenset said. “I wouldn’t call it retirement, exactly, but it’s a hell of a break from field medicine.”

“And you get vacation days, now,” Do-si-do added with a smile.

“And we get vacation days now!” Sevenset beamed. “And something resembling a salary.”

“Resembling,” Fives repeated dryly.

“Yeah, they’re doing their best,” Echo said. “Two million new citizens is a lot to handle.”

“At least we get free education,” Trees pointed out. He hadn’t paid a credit to apply to or attend his university. “For now, I guess.” He held no illusions that the charity would last forever, but it was a good start.

“Yeah, for now,” Do-si-do said.

There was a moment of easy silence, then something occurred to Trees. He cast his mind back, trying to remember the most recent conversations from the group comm chain. With a small frown, he looked at Domino. “Did you ever tell us why the commander’s last name was odd?”

The two of them smiled knowingly.

“They didn’t!” Sevenset said, pointing at them accusingly.

Do-si-do jostled Fives’ shoulder. “C’mon… you can tell us off the record.”

Elevensies clasped his hands under his chin. “Please!”

“Alright, alright,” Fives said. He took a sip from his drink and leaned forward conspiratorially. “Echo had to do some digging to confirm it, but we figured it out. The Chaos Batch all chose the last name Nitta, right?”

They all nodded, all leaning in as well.

Echo picked up the story seamlessly. “Turns out, there’s only one family on Coruscant with that last name.” He paused for dramatic effect, and Trees had to admit, the effect was good. “Mira and Saleha Nitta.”

Sevenset and Do-si-do’s jaws fell open, and Elevensies gasped. “The noodle ladies?” Sevenset asked, his eyes already lit up with glee.

“Yeah, the noodle ladies,” Fives grinned.

“Did they adopt them, or what?” Loops asked.

“They can do that?” Elevensies wanted to know. He looked from Loops back to Domino.

Echo answered, “No. Well—technically, yes. But that’s not what happened.”

“Yeah, wait—” Sevenset cut in. “They’re already part of a Mandalorian clan, remember? Clan… Ves? Their trainer adopted them.”

“Mandalorian space is still outside the Republic’s jurisdiction,” Trees pointed out.

“Yeah, but clan ties are still recognized under Republic law,” Sevenset replied. “So why didn’t they choose Ves as a second name?”

Fives and Echo shrugged together. “Dunno,” Fives said. “Their choice, obviously.”

There was a pensive second of silence while they all processed the information. Trees supposed it made sense. That command batch had been living in the Noodle Bar for quite a while before the Numbers ever discovered it. Clearly, Saleha and Mira cared a great deal for the four of them as well, as evidenced by their willingness to help Elevensies and Ahsoka on Sixes’ word alone, not to mention the whole thing with the chips and Palpatine.

Do-si-do hmph-ed quietly, sipping at their drink through the straw. As their eyes drifted over the restaurant to Trees’ back, they paused. If Trees had noticed, he knew the others had as well. Do-si-do shook their head, letting the straw drop from their lips. “Dude, I’m telling you, he’s Force-sensitive,” they said, mainly to Sevenset next to them.

“What?” their friend answered.

Do-si-do just grinned. Then they sat up tall and stuck a hand up in the air, waving. “Hi, Commanders!”

The whole table of them turned to look. Sure enough, the four very recognizable figures of the Chaos Batchers had appeared near the front doors to the building. Two of them had left the service entirely. Nero was still commanding the 118th, but Sixes had mentioned that recently he’d been looking into expanding into other methods of earning a living. Trees had his suspicions those other methods might skirt dangerously close to illegality, but he wasn’t going to question it. Sixes, while not an active military member anymore, was still employed training the pilots coming off of Kamino or out of the civilian population. From what Trees could tell, he liked it well enough. Considering the man’s military file, he deserved the break. Bacara and Thire were out completely, though Trees didn’t know much else beyond that.

Sixes broke away from his brothers to walk over to their table. It was still weird seeing him in plainclothes instead of uniform, but at least his color palette hadn’t changed much. He still wore mainly black, greys, and dark blues, and had recently found a leather jacket somewhere that he’d been wearing frequently. He had it on tonight, anyway. “I had wondered which new pizza place Domino had discovered,” he said when he was close enough. “Good choice.”

“How long have you known about this place?” Do-si-do asked.

Sixes shrugged. “Couple years. It was one of the best places open after we were done with work during the war. That, and Nero’s got some personal vendetta against getting a full night of sleep, so coming here kept him off the streets.”

That seemed to make sense with the other information they had on Nero.

“How’s training?” Fives asked.

“Good,” the commander replied with a small smile. It seemed like he’d softened a bit since leaving active service. They saw more smiles and received fewer reminders of their own mortality, at any rate. “Feels better knowing I’m not sending them out to certain death. Just probable combat,” he added.

The three ARCs still in service all nodded. “Hear hear,” Echo said quietly.

“How are the little ones, Sevens?” he asked.

Sevenset smiled, though not with the full brilliance he sometimes gave. “Hopeful,” he said after a second to think.

That brought a smile to everyone’s face. The commander dipped his chin slightly. “Well, that’s about as good as it gets, right?” They all nodded in general concurrence. “How’s everyone else?” he went on. “How’s school going?” He looked around at Do-si-do, Trees, Loops, and Elevensies.

“I get to take a semester abroad in a few months!” Elevensies announced. “We’re going to Kashyyyk for our macrobiology class.”

“That would be the place to go for macrobiology,” Fives said.

“Yeah, they have giant spiders!” Elevensies said, sounding far too excited over something so horrible. But, to each their own. This was why Trees was studying things that weren’t alive.

“Why are you here?” Do-si-do asked instead of answering the question. “Having a midnight crisis on this fine Tuangsday?”

Sixes hummed, appearing to consider his options before answering. Curious. Finally, he turned around to find his batch. They’d been seated not too far away at a round table much smaller than the one the Numbers currently occupied. “Hey, Cara! Why are we here again?”

The former Marines Commander looked up. An uncharacteristically wide smile split his face, bending his tattoo slightly. “I got engaged!”

His other batchmates smiled with him, clearly happy for him. After a second for the announcement to sink in, the Numbers joined in.

“That’s awesome!” Sevenset said, looking between Sixes and Bacara.

“Who?” Do-si-do demanded, a little more insistent. “When? Do you need a stylist?”

Bacara blinked at them, slightly taken aback. “Uh… neither of us has hair?”

“I can do makeup!”

Sixes raised an open palm towards Do-si-do, a smile still hovering on his face. “Alright, take it easy. It just happened today.” When they sat back in their seat, momentarily quieted, he explained further. “It’s one of Saleha’s grandsons, Mubi.”

“Well, at least he won’t have to change his last name,” Sevenset said. The look he gave was an obvious provocation. His typical Look What I Can Do expression, waiting for a response.

The commander was silent for a second, never having lost the ability to make his expression entirely unshifting and unreadable when he so chose. Then he smirked. “Took you long enough to figure it out.”

“Hey, we did all the hard work,” Fives pointed out. “He just begged us for the intel.”

“Yeah, I think of you four as one unit of delinquency,” Sixes replied, gesturing with one hand to Domino, Do-si-do, and Sevenset where they all sat in a row around the table.

Loops snorted, bringing his hand up to muffle his giggles. Trees smiled, watching Elevensies dissolve into quiet laughter as well. That was quite a way to describe those four. Trees liked it.

Echo put his hand over his chest, a kind of mimicry of his armor paint. “What? Me?”

“Yes, even you. Delinquency only succeeds when people understand which rules to break and exactly how.”

Echo didn’t have a response to that. Fives supplied one. “I mean, that has been our M.O. in Torrent since we got there. He’s got a point.”

Trees felt a tap on the back of his chair, and looked up at the commander. Loops was doing the same. “Trees, Loops. How’s school?”

Trees nodded. “I like it. And it’s never tried to kill me, so that’s nice.”

Do-si-do grimaced. “The one thing I think entering customer service will change for me,” they muttered.

“Um, yeah. School’s good,” Loops said, his eyes on the tabletop. “I like the professors.” He fidgeted with the cuffs of his sweater. Something was up. “I uh… I started seeing someone from one of my classes.”

Sevenset and Do-si-do both leaned over to him, their expressions lighting up with curiosity. “Really?” Sevenset asked, nudging Loops with an elbow. “That’s really exciting!”

“Yeah!” Do-si-do seconded.

It was good news to hear. There was a ripple of positive comments around the table. After an entire existence being… whatever they had been in the eyes of the law, it was nice to hear about one of them having such normal experiences.

“Hope it’s okay, I guess,” the commander added with a shrug.

They all looked over to him with varying expressions of confusion.

“Thanks?” Loops said, his brows furrowed.

“You’re welcome,” he replied like nothing had happened. “I’m going to go enjoy my quandary with my brothers.” He reached out and ruffled Elevensies’ hair, then wandered back over to his batchmates.

There was silence for a moment, then Sevenset said, “I will never understand him. I really had hope sometimes, but I don’t think it’s gonna happen.”

“I think that’s as nice an endowment as you’re gonna get, Loops,” Echo said.

“He’s not my commander,” Loops pointed out. “I’m not begging for his approval to go out with someone.”

“Okay, but I’m begging to know more about this person,” Do-si-do said, leaning forward again. “Spill.”

So, for the next few minutes, Loops, only a little begrudging, answered a slew of questions about this new person in his life. He seemed to enjoy it, as much as he rolled his eyes and huffed at the questions Sevenset and Do-si-do asked. Together, they learned that this person was human, and she was from Alderaan, and her name was Meila. She was studying engineering, and Loops had met her in one of his mathematics courses. She sounded very nice, from what Trees could tell. The interview finally came to a close when the food arrived. Asterix was accompanied by the second cathar Trees had seen earlier. This person had a larger build, reddish brown fur, and darker hair.

“Three crises, coming in,” Asterix announced, setting down little metal stands on the table. As they named the orders, their companion would place the correct pizza down on the stand closest to its recipients. When all the pizzas were set out, Asterix said, “And Obelix and I will be right back with the Quandaries for the rest of you.” Looking around at those of them who had ordered pizzas, they added, “We’ll hold off on yours until you’ve finished your Crises.”

“Thank you!” Elevensies beamed.

The conversation thinned slightly with several of them now engaged in eating their pizzas. But, those several were among the most talkative of the group, so the table was never quiet for very long. After a couple minutes, Asterix and Obelix returned with quandaries for Trees and Loops, since the rest were still demolishing their pizzas.

“I didn’t know you all knew the Chaos Commanders over there,” Asterix commented, tilting their head towards the table of four nearby. They must have seen some part of the conversation with the commander. “Those four have been familiar faces here for a while, if you’ll forgive the expression.”

“Oh, yeah,” Echo said.

“Well, we know one of them better than the others,” Fives added.

“I used to serve under one of them,” Elevensies said.

The two cathar nodded. Asterix smiled. “Nice. Well, enjoy. We’ll be back with the other desserts later.”

Trees looked at the beautiful collection of chocolate on the plate in front of him. He was absolutely coming back here during finals week when he stayed up too late studying. The True Midnight Quandary was truly a wonderful thing. The base was a chocolate cookie about eight inches across, studded with gooey chocolate chunks. Atop that sat chocolate mousse in a slowly melting hemisphere about half the size of the cookie. The entire plate was sprinkled with chocolate shavings, and had a generous few stripes of chocolate sauce drizzled over everything.

“Do you think that’s enough chocolate, Trees?” Loops asked pointedly. “I think they missed a spot.”

“It looks like a black hole,” Fives remarked, flipping a string of cheese back on top of his pizza slice.

Trees lifted his chin. He grabbed the bundle of cutlery wrapped in a purple napkin and spread the napkin on his lap. “I didn’t make comments about Loops ordering a cookie that’s not even baked, so I think you guys should just leave me to my black hole over here.”

“My cookie is gonna be amazing,” Loops replied. His order was called something like A Stone-Cold, Half-Baked Quandary, and started with a circle—smaller than Trees’ cookie, thankfully—of raw chocolate chip cookie dough. On top of that were two scoops of ice cream, one chocolate, one vanilla, a dash of rainbow sprinkles, a flower of whipped cream on each scoop, and a drizzle of caramel sauce. Trees was sure that, if one actually liked raw cookie dough, it would be amazing.

Trees was not of such a mind, however, and instead cut off a chunk of his still-warm cookie with his fork and put it in his mouth. It was perfect. Now that everyone had something to eat, the conversation did die down a bit, but never too much. Elevensies started telling them about a holoseries one of his old squadmates was working on. Apparently, he’d gotten a job with one of the local film studios on Coruscant shortly after the war had ended officially, and this was the first project he was part of. It was still nice to hear about clones slowly integrating, even after all these months had passed.

Even the clones who had been imprisoned during the war—mostly for deserting or something of that kind—were slowly being put on parole as their cases were brought up for reexamination. The first few had made headlines. The next dozen or so, not as much, but the news had gotten around quickly among the troopers anyways. News often did.

“Oh, hey,” Sevenset said during a pause in conversation. “Domino, how is Skywalker doing? He hasn’t been on the holonet so much lately.”

Echo smirked. “Probably because Senator Amidala’s maternity leave ended last month, and he’s been busy picking up some of the slack.”

“I’m sure he’ll have a whole bunch of cute pictures once he gets the time to post them,” Fives added. “The twins already have half the galaxy wrapped around their little fingers.”

“They’re so cute!” Elevensies said. “Leia looks so much like Gener–-uh, Mast–uh… her dad!” There was still a constant problem among clones as far as what to call their former superior officers. Skywalker was doubly confusing since he had left the Order altogether only a few months after Palpatine’s death.

“Yeah, I’m sure the Jedi will be fighting over who gets to train the little tykes later on,” Echo remarked.

“Everyone except Kenobi,” Fives cut in quietly. He smirked as he took another bite of pizza.

Echo continued. “Rex and Cody fighting over who got to hold them first was bad enough.”

“Oh, really?” Do-si-do asked around a bite of pizza. “Who won?”

“There’s two of them and two twins,” Fives said. “No one ‘won,’ much to their disappointment.”

His brother added, “It did make for funny pictures, though—the two of them glaring at each other while holding these adorable little babies.”

Sevenset and Do-si-do laughed quietly. “I wanna see those pictures,” Sevenset said.

Echo nodded. “I’ll put ‘em in the group chat tomorrow.”

Honestly, finding out Skywalker had had a secret wife—a secret pregnant wife—had been one of the tamer revelations when it came out. For Trees, anyway. The whole thing with Palpatine and the chips and Dooku seemed far more important in his memory, but that was understandable, since he’d risked his life going after Dooku. The public had no such connection. The press had stopped running regular stories about Palpatine’s death only a couple months after it happened, but the rest of the clone troopers like Trees were stuck trying to get brain surgery or something as fast as possible. Only months later, after most of them had gone under the knife—or the laser, really—did a group of doctors come forward with a better idea.

Actually, he remembered one of those doctors being the strange Kaminoan Zero and Domino had mentioned coming to Umbara to pick up the commander. Tal Mu, wasn’t it? He and his team had figured out how to alter some kind of bacteria to consume the chip while it was still inside the body. After witnessing some of the troopers in the 41st go through what looked like the worst cold imaginable, Trees was grateful for the surgery. But, once it had been proven effective, the injection became standard for chip-removal. Sevenset had told them that the injection was standard practice on all clones of a certain age now, and that some of the younger clones had started looking at it as a new milestone, since they weren’t allowed off Kamino until the chip was gone.

A little later, when the pizzas on the table had been thoroughly devoured (they still maintained elevated metabolisms, even if they weren’t all fighting a war), Asterix and Obelix returned with the rest of the desserts. Do-si-do looked particularly pleased with their Fruitcake Quandary, which had far more colors in it than Trees had expected a dessert to have. When they had passed out all the dishes and collected the empty pizza trays, Asterix set down a cardboard box in the middle of the table. The box was labeled with the restaurant’s logo, and had a clear window at the top into its contents.

“These are from us, free of charge,” they explained. “We know who you are, and we know what you did for the Republic.”

“Oh, sweet!” Do-si-do smiled, leaning forward to get a better look at the box. “Thanks!”

“Or you’re welcome, I guess?” Sevenset added, also leaning to look.

“Enjoy,” Asterix answered simply. Then the two cathars retreated back to the counter against the far wall.

Fives frowned slightly. “They didn’t do that when Echo and I were here before.”

“They were really busy last time,” his brother said. “What kind of cookies are they?”

Loops reached out and pulled the box closer while the other five dug into their Quandaries. Trees looked on beside him. Through the clear window in the box’s lid, he could see about a dozen cookies. They were pale sugar cookies, much smaller than the one he had just finished. The cookies all had the Republic cog baked in the center in a chocolate dough. The clarity of the design was impressive for the medium.

“Sugar cookies,” Loops answered. “We can divide them up so everyone can take some home.”

“Ooh, yes!” The exclamation was a little muffled, since Do-si-do’s mouth was full of chopped fruit and “fun-fetti” cookie.

Later still, when the plates were scraped clean, and they were all sitting quite contentedly, Sevenset tapped his fork against the edge of his glass with no great purpose, it seemed. But then he set down his fork and picked his glass up, nearly empty though it was. “Well,” he said, holding the glass towards the center of the table. “Glad we could meet up for pizza and cookies. Here’s to life.”

Echo and Fives picked their glasses up. “To thriving, not surviving,” they smiled, perfectly in unison without even looking at each other.

Do-si-do raised their glass with a familiar sly grin. “To hopefully getting invited to Bacara’s wedding, because the food there will be amazing.”

“Oh, you’re so right,” Sevenset agreed, lowering his voice slightly.

“To cookies, baked and otherwise,” Loops said tiredly. He was still smiling, though.

Elevensies repeated that sentiment with more enthusiasm about the baked option.

Trees sighed and raised his own glass. “To the Numbers, whatever we call ourselves. I’m… I’m glad we’re still around. Could’ve ended pretty ugly, but it didn’t.” A little pessimistic, maybe, but it was true.

The others nodded, finding no fault in it that they would speak aloud.

“To pretty endings, everyone,” Sevenset said decisively, moving his glass farther into the middle.

They repeated the phrase. They put their glasses together with a discordant jingling sound at the center of the table, and then drank what little they each had left inside them.

To pretty endings, indeed.

And behold! That is the end! As much as I wanted to include all the Numbers for this chapter, I... just couldn't figure out how to make it work and not get bogged down in dialogue. I think this works nicely. I can't remember who I saw first use that "chip-eating-bacteria" concept, but it wasn't an Owlie original here! Not claiming it's my idea, cuz it was not. Anyway. Tags! @23-bears @theultimatesandwich @thechaoticfanartist @soclonely @rndmpeep

[tsuki-sennin]

Gotchanko Burst! Valvarad!

Drowning in darkness, the purple-armored warrior Valvarad cries out for help. With only the Chemy Madwheel truly sharing in his suffering, Gotchard and Majade nevertheless must find a way to survive his curse and destroy the wicked Angel Malgam.

What does Geryon stand to gain from this sadism?

Spoilers, I guess...

-Mr. Narrator, I don't think Gotchanko was used in an appropriate context there.

-Oh lord, he's falling to pieces

-Yo????

-Hot damn, Mr. and Mrs. Kurogane really just said "Nah"

-Supana...

-Pulling him out of that car wreck, eh Hotaro?

-Oh my god, Geryon's Palpatine.

-No lunch for him.....

-And there it is.

-Y'know, given your previous experiences with Valvarad, I'd say you're jealous he's not becoming your dog Lachesis.

-"Never say that shit to me again."

-Hello, Minato-sensei.

-And hello Kyoka-sensei.

-Scan him!

-Alchemy montage....

-Huhwhat, I'm awake Renge-san!

-...ISAAC?????

-"Your dead parents thing is getting old. How about you kill his other mom instead?"

-Valvaradriver...

-"Hidey-hooooo, Edami-san~! Your judgement is nigh!"

-Damn, Kyoka's super calm about the whole thing.

-"Never do things by half, huh?"

-Man, the sisters being that strong outside of any monster or Rider form is awesome.

-OH?????

-Minato-sensei????

-"Master Geryon told me so."

-God damn, he's really laying this on thick isn't he!

-"You dead, boy."

-Taken back to that night once more...

-He rember.

-:)

-Ourple...

-Wheeeeeel!

-Machwheel!

-He's goin' at blazing speeds~!

-Ooooooooooohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!!!!

-This ain't just Spanner!

-Reclaimed!

-This whole kinship thing is pretty rad, huh Valva?

-Ohhhhhh

-Hohohohooh

-Kurogane Supana... Start your engine!

-Machwheel Ignite!

-Daiohni Ignite!

-Gotchanko Burst!

-Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeellll!

-Valvarad!

-"I am called Kamen Rider Valvarad. Who wants wings covered in barbecue sauce?"

-Orochishovel~!

-CHECKMATE AAAAAAAAAAAH

-Angelead...

-Yeah okay, pal.

-"Ohhhhhhhhhhh I'm glad he missed that...."

-Hello, Lachesis.

-"Fine" is a strong word, but

-Let's play some fucking chess~!

-Renge????

-Ohhhhhhhh, that Chemy!

-Zukyun!

-Hell yeah, Angelcopter!

-...if Zukyumpire's an Occult Chemy, does that mean he's gonna be flirting with Spanner too? ...I wonder if Lachesis will get jealous?

-Wait, with Deepmariner that means it's gonna be the only one of Valvarad's Customs to be a standard 10 sum Gotchanko. ...that's gonna fuck me up tbh, once we get to Spikefairy Custom literally being 2.

[maplemind]

Just in time for Samhain, I finished rewatching The Living and the Dead and ohhhhhh boy I’m gonna need another sit down with this one!

I watched when it first aired, and I’m sure I got the dvd and rewatched it, but then lost the dvd somewhere in the house moves and general chaos of the passage of time.

... But for some reason I didn’t remember any of it. And I mean any of it.

It was like watching it for the first time, which was awesome!

So, obviously, apologies for the absolute fanatical brain dump you’re about to experience 😂

***spoilers ahead***

Firstly, as a someone who is in the Pagan / spiritualist belief systems, I loved the references to the traditions, ceremonies, celebrations, and practices of Paganism. There were some things that didn’t quite sit right (still with the “animal sacrifice” cr*p? Really???), but a good effort was made!

I absolutely adored the relationship between Charlotte and Nathan - so beautiful without being over the top, sickening, or in your face.

Charlotte is a fantastic character - independent, intelligent, and confident in a way that period dramas don’t usually allow women to be (or at least, without making them spoilt or arrogant), and she is more than a perfect match for Nathan. She pulls him back from potential mistakes or dangers and guides him to better ideas a few times, and the way she does it is always supportive and creative, merely being his sounding board and helping him come to his own conclusions.

Nathan is utterly intriguing and captivating. His open mindedness, his need to find out more, to invent, to explore… it’s fantastic to watch. Add to that his compassion, his tenderness, his love, his drive to help and to heal, and he’s the kind of man you wish you could hang out with. No wonder Charlotte fell for him so hard!

But of course, there’s the shadows of Nathan’s grief looming over everything. Colin plays it so heartbreakingly well that by the end my soul was hurting for him. The way he portrayed that oh-so-slow descent into the back hole of depression, grief, and desperation is incredible.

*** TW mentions of attempted suicide coming up***

***TW mentions of attempted infanticide / death of a child coming up***

*** nothing actually happens and I won’t give any details I promise, but still, please please click away now if it would be difficult for you***

And if I’m honest, I totally understood how he got so low that he got so close to committing suicide, and why he was so willing for his wife and their unborn baby to go with him right up until the very last second (and I thank all the gods and goddesses that he and his wife didn’t go through with it in the end).

That resignation, followed by determination, followed by belief that it was the obvious and only answer. The way he was overjoyed when he saw the apparition of his son, the way it confirmed to him that he was doing the “right thing”. Then when the apparition of his son told him that Charlotte and their baby could join them both in the afterlife and Nathan was so overcome with relief and gratitude, which got amplified a million times when Charlotte also suggested it and she seemed to be taking it so seriously. The way he watched her go to drink the poison, with so much going on in his eyes, then that horror and explosively intense reaction at the very very last second.

And my God, that breakdown. The way he sobbed so brokenly in her arms and she just held him and let him get it all out. The way he choked out his apologies to his son’s apparition…

Holy hell, I can’t stress enough what an incredible performance it is from Colin (as always!).

That whole scene froze me in my seat - I couldn’t move and I was just crying my eyes out. Serious, serious kudos to Colin, once again pulling out such an incredibly raw and real performance, and serious kudos to Charlotte (who played Charlotte, what a nice coincidence!) for her amazing work in the scene which made it even harder and more devastating to watch.

I was so goddamn relieved when they didn’t go through with it, when he got his closure and they got their happy ending.

Phew, what an intense and rewarding watch! I will be rewatching this series again very soon!

[newdejavuu]

SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST - LISTENING NOTES

no one is gonna care. but here are the notes I took during my first listen of smfs:

- love was such an awesome opener

- heartbreak is amazing and so danceable and gonna be a tour favorite but I’m ready for the new stuff

- OMG THE BASS LINE

- PATRICKS VOCALS HOLY SHIT

- OH THIS IS SO FUNKY THE BACKGROUND GUITAR THE CLAPS

- ITS. SOUL-PUNKY

- the brief moment of silence I SCREAMED

- hold me was so fucking danceable

- OMG FAKE OUT THIS FEELS LIKE BREAKING THROUGH THE SURFACE OF THE OCEAN A BREATH OF FRESH AIR

- this is teenage movie montage shit I’m in love

- Fake out song of the summer. I’m calling it now

- oh, pete. I would never ask you for anything except to dream sweet of me

- SCAR CROSSED LOVERS.

- THE CHOIR

- half ur life you’ve been hooked on death.

- THE GUITAR??????((???????

- ohhhhhh???? is this??? mo-town??

- pink seashell. the gold shipped standard. maybe it’ll bring our luck back………

- YAASSSS AN ORCHESTRA

- HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. PATRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

- he could write a musical I know he could. He understands the harmonies.

- Head in my hands this song is everything

- Grammy nomination for I Am My Own Muse

- Ok. A little rockier song w/ flu game

- still got that pop influence. nice drum beat here omg

- GUITARS AGAIN LETS GO JOEEEEE

- I hear influence (I wanna be like you - monkey song)

- OMG HIP HOP NEXT

- IFS PETE POETRY

- JESUS CHRIST. I SPENT TEN YEARS TEN YEAAAAARS.

- Jesus. Such a summer album

- Fall Out Boy, man. Insane musicians.

- Kintsugi kid has me almost in tears. Nostalgia. A little bittersweet.

- DISCO???????????????

- DISCO COVID SO G???

- I love how pop-y this album is. but not quite leaning too far into pop to be a pop record.

- these songs are going to be a blast to dance to on tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- LAST SONG COMING UP

- more strings. God bless

- HOLY GUCK THE JEYS

- SO MUCHHHHH FOR STAAAARRDUST

- OH PATRICK YR VODALS

- sledgehammer to a disco ball. Insane image

- OH A REPRISE OF LOVE FROM THE OTJER SIDE

- PATRICK YOU UNDERSTAND MUSIC THEORY SO MUCH

- 44 minutes passed so quickly. time stopped.

- THE CHOIRRRRERREEREEEE

- the FADE OUT IM

- ITS STRUCTURED LIKE A MUSICAL. ITS A MUSICAL

[bonesandthebees]

so i saw your post about everyone being pissed at tommy for this chapter before I read it and on my entire drive home from work I was like "what in the world could've even happened. tommy was literally almost murdered a week ago. what could top that" And now that I've read the chapter I see, and Oh Boy, how are you so good at this? Wilbur and Tommy have no idea what they're doing, but they're trying and that's very relatable. You write them so freaking well, my dude. And that part where Wilbur rants about Schlatt to Quackity??? Ohhhhhh man I LOVED that. Letting this dude speak his mind for once without the political shit that's hanged over his every waking moment for years. Love to see it. And also also I liked their conversation about Wilbur liking yellow. 1.) That good brotherly shit and 2.) Wilbur's personal tastes! That have nothing to do with Clara! Gonna cry brb- Anyway this comment is probably all over the place, but thanks for an awesome chapter! I'll be losing my mind over it for a while.

LMAO just like "damn what could tommy have done to piss the readers off that badly- OH"

thank you though!! I'm having so much fun writing the crimeboys dynamic in this. it's so messy and complicated and that's always the most interesting stuff to write about.

god it was so fun letting wilbur rant to quackity about schlatt even if it was only for a few minutes. he has soooo much dirt on schlatt and with a bit more time he could be going on huge tirades about how schlatt is a piece of shit emperor

the wilbur liking yellow bit was entirely unplanned I just threw it in as I was writing the scene and I thought it was so sweet. brotherly moment :) but also tommy was definitely also thinking of it like "holy shit he has a favorite color and it's the color of piss" because. tommy. yeah.

but yes he has personal tastes that have nothing to do with clara :D it's all slowly being brought out of him

thank you for sharing your thoughts!!!

[reveriecorridor]

[grabs you] luke and ion for the relationships game. the boys. right now

ohhh ohhhhhh my boys i miss them so bad. oh god i actually have to think and stew abt this one for a bit

describe their canon relationship/dynamic

its very lord im trying to figure out how to phrase it bc. luke is. luke. i think thehyre very Siblings honestly. luke would never ever admit to it but he truly values his friendship with ion solely bc ion is one of the few people who, despite everything, always saw the best in him. ion believes theres good in him. he trusts him enough to give up his own life though technically it was more for the sake of the world to help him. luke Wants to live up to that especially after the aforementioned "ion giving his life bc he trusts him enough to keep going".

your ideal/headcanon version of it? how does it differ from how it is in canon & why is this your favorite version? any other alternate versions of it you enjoy?

I THINK MY ONLY IDEAL IS JUST. GOD. I WISH WE GOT MORE. like what little we have of luke and ion interacting together is awesome for me, bc ion is slowly brought out of his formal shell by just. being around luke specifically. in my head they have more interactions of them doing something stupid bc luke convinced ion to and everybody in the main party gets exasperated by this.

what do you like about their relationship, why is it interesting or enjoyable to you?

*freaking smacking my hands on my desk* ion is the first freaking person to not hate luke's guts!!!!!! he;s the first!!!!!!! even when everybody jumps to berating luke or giving up on him completely ion, unconditionally, does not give up on him. like on one hand.... its bc eventually ion Gets It. theyre both replicas so like it comes with the baggage. but even before that. ion only sees the best of luke, even if its buried through him acting like a brat and being the kid he is. when luke screws up bigtime in akzeriuth, ion jumps to try and place the blame on himself, not luke. what if they made me blow up.

what about the individual characters involved? what does this relationship mean to them, what makes it unique among their relationships?

favorite interaction they have in canon

what if i died

favorite interaction they have in your head/a situation you want to put them in

again, i like, god i want them to interact more. i want to see them both interact in scenarios where they kind of. you know. dont have to deal with the whole "we were made as replacements of someone and only live to fill that role" baggage.

[synonymroll648]

dudddeeeee ok so on AO3 I already mentioned that chap 17 was the moment I wrote the whole fic about BUT I will also say some more things about it

Keefe feels forest green excitement bc That is Fitz's favorite color, not gold. Originally teal was gonna be there and then I was like wtf that's so obvious and boring. excuse me.

this chapter went through a ridiculous amount of edits. I'll send you the original outline for it in a second bc I neeeed to share things Now

the part where they are talking abt the human world originally was not a part of the chapter. I wanted to drag it out but mostly I wanted to see them, like, being friends. apart from hating and loving each other yknow

a special extra I'll be posting after the fic is over includes the full version of Keefe's letter to Fitz that he wrote in the human world. the majority of the crossed off things are from that letter, but the letter came before the chapter and originally all of it was in the chapter not just those snippets. so.

where Keefe goes: "shit! I barely know your favorite color! You’re always just so— perfect— the golden boy— Dex was right, wasn’t he? You’re just so put-together, so talented, and god forbid you let yourself slip and admit to some goddamned emotion for once in your life—” and all that. the formatting is crazy intentional with how insane Keefe is being right now and how desperate he is to make his point, esp since he had trouble talking which is the initial reason he ran away

there is no version of keefitz that exists where the confession is peaceful

ok that's all

!!!!!!!!!! i've seen some headcanons of fitz loving forest green and ohhhhhh i love that that's his fav color in this fic. love love love that for him!

oh i believe it. chapters this good always have like. ten bajillion edits to them. unless you're quil who can churn something out that's godly in one draft but that's just a quil thing. we're not that lucky :(

dude i'm so glad you put it in!!! it was such an awesome touch and it's like. YES. THEY'RE FRIENDS RN. THEY'RE FRIENDS THEY'RE FRIENDS THEY'RE FRIENDS

LOSING IT HELLO?? PLEASE?? NOM NOM NOM CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP I WILL TEAR THAT LETTER W/ MY TEETH BRO /pos

yeah!!! keefe struggling to talk!! i was talking about formatting in the sense of how i was starting to lose track of where the <em> and </em>'s were supposed to go in order to make things italicized, but! love the stuttering in that part. made it feel more authentic :)

TRUTH

nonono come baaaaack ramble to me more about your process :((( i'm still thinking about how this chapter was the whole reason you wrote the fic because like. i would've done the same thing tbh

[down-thedrain]

so its up in the air whether trump will be, like, charged and punished, but new yorks grand jury voted to indict him which means that its been decided that, yes, he has committed serious criminal offenses and is to be tried for said crimes very soon. as for if theyre going to arrest him between now and a trial thats kind of unclear. this indictment specifically refers to the financial fraud hes committed and not, like. the jan 6th stuff. but theyve (as in i think congress? its at the federal level ik that) also been investigating that and its likely he may be nailed for that in addition to these charges.

tldr hes fucked lol good riddance

ohhhhhh my god . joy and hope and love in the world . this is so awesome forever

[eddiemunsonssoulmate]

Oh my god you met your boyfriend online and I'm here talking about it hahaha nowadays I end up thinking it's the only way for me since I never go out.

About Winx, I imagine it's very different from the cartoon and I think that's why I haven't watched it yet, I think I'm afraid of not liking it, since I liked the cartoon so much.

God, I LOVE Daredevil, so much. I watched the first episode of The Boys!!! But I watched this one with some friends and I'll continue watching alone.

Ohhhhhh, the spider. I don't like it either, but I don't know if I have a phobia, you know? Am I actually afraid of almost all animals? hahaha kinda sad but true. When you get to watch Locke & Key, I just hope you enjoy it. ♥️

I was in the middle of my love crying because you like dark and my mom put me to do some things at home 😭 But yessss, my god you're from Germany!!!! And yes, dark is one of the best shows ever done, I cried with the ending every time I saw it! I LOVE rewatching dark, just because of what you said, every time you watch it, you discover something new, something that was already there and we hadn't noticed yet. It's perfect and I'm counting the days to watch 1899 and I hope to be able to watch it with my father and my brother at the same time, because when I watched it with my father, I had to be completely quiet! I was afraid to speak up and reveal something too soon. Don't know if it was the time travel, I think so, but… man, it's just AWESOME I can't think of any flaws. I wish one day in my life to write something that was 0.000001% like dark, I would be happy hahahaha Now for the other stuff, wait. Am I going to send a different ask so you don't have to respond to a Bible. aaaaaa, I don't know?? hahahahaha

Haha god damn it mom! :D

But yes DARK is perfection and if 1899 is even half as good I'll be happy.

I never go out either, so I had no hopes actually finding a boyfriend and I also wasn't looking for one and then whoop, he sweeped in hahaha. Strange things happen from time to time.

Yeah I get that, it really just depends what you wanna get out of it. Do you want it to be a real life version of the cartoon? Don't watch it. If you want a new fantasy show? Go for it haha. I was never big into Winx, I did watch it as a kid but I like it when it's darker haha

I totally have a phobia of spiders so I'm putting it off as long as possilbe hahaha

[moon-ursidae]

SESSION #10!!

there will be spoilers for tlou part i and ii, as well as the HBO series!!!!!

okay it’s been super fucking long since i played this. the semester got super fucking hectic, but it’s over now! ANYWAY, i’ll be putting my scrambled thoughts down below!

total play time: a lil over 3 hours!

The Coast!!

it’s all dark and stormy i’m so fuckin scared

i hate this

I HAVE TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN????

my thalassophobia is havin a field day rn

these people were killed in their sleep?? damn

i feel like this is the perfect area for stalkers i am so on edge

the sound design is fucking amazing holy shit the sounds of the ship settling and the waves crashing against it outside?? awesome

CROSSBOW WOOOO

i knew there would be infected in here goddamnit

this is so fucking scary holy shit

COIN WOOOO

WEST VIRGINIA!! MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAA TAKE ME HOOOOME COUNTRY ROADS

anyway

on the lookout for this fuckin safe

THERE’S A SHAMBLER

OH FUCK

THIS WENT SO WRONG

OH NO

it’s cleared but i used hella ammo lmao

UTAH COIN

i feel like i’m gonna get sniped on this fuckin road bro

AQUARIUM

… surely they’re not just gonna let me in…

of course i have to find a way around

this is a video game!

this is so weird after being in here as ellie

oh my god it never registered to me that she kills owen and mel in the room w the whales..

OH MY GOD THE MURAL OF SALT LAKE CITY

this fuckin slays

oh god.

the boat.

oh shit owen killed danny???

ohhhhhh that’s why they go to santa barbara

damn abby really does end up like joel then huh?

takin on a kid and goin to the fireflies

that’s fuckin craaaaazy

“should i go find the people that killed my family?” 🫢

ANYWAY

BACK AT THE FUCKING HOSPOTAL AGAIN GODDAMNIT

IT ALL GOES BACK TO THIS FUCKING HOSPITAL

I’VE BEEN DOWN THIS HALLWAY SO MANY FUCKING TIMES

oh fuck

oh this is so much worse than i thought it was

LEV AND YARA NOOOOO

that’s so sad :(

damn owen’s got some serious burn scars on his back

the way longing is playing when she’s thinkin about lev and yara

I’M SO CLOSE TO RAT KING I’M SO FUCKIN SCARED

the way that she’s questioning herself on why she’s caring about these 2 kids the way joel did the same w ellie

DAMN.

FINALLY PEOPLE TO FIGHT

THESE UPGRADES ARE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE???

i added stability to the hunting pistol since i just got the upgrade to craft ammo for it so i think i’ll he using it more

oooooo YARA’S ARM LOOKS SO BAD :(

“i’m giving her a chance” WHY AM I TEARING UP

OH SHIT ALICE

OH SHIT MEL

yara :(((

omg are they gonna amputate??

oh fuck

“just make it stop hurting, please.” 😭

FUUUUUCK BRO RAT KING I’M SCARED

LEV AND YARA😭😭

omg now abby’s with lev like how joel was with ellie 🫢

“i don’t care about last night.” “well i do.” AWKWARRRRRRD

LEV SAYING HE DOESN’T LIKE DOGS PROBABLY BC OF THE FUCKING WLF DOGS I AM CRYINNNGGGG

THE IMMEDIATE BANTER

THE PICTURE OF THE DOGS PLAYING POKER

“did you know our dogs play cards like that.” “i’m 13 not 8.” “you’re the size of an 8 year old.” “..do other people think you’re funny?” “…no.” LIKE PPLEEEAAASSSSEEE

i care about them as a duo so much already goddamnit

the way abby answers lev’s questions GOOOOD THIS IS REMINDING ME SO MUCH OF JOEL AND ELLIE AND I KNOW THAT WAS THE GOAL AND I’M MAD THAT IT’S WORKING LMAO

NEVADA COIN WOOO

“you know when you’re jumping sometimes a running start can help-“ “i know how to jump” PLEEEAAASSSE THEIR BANTER ALREADY IS SO GOOD

DAMN LEV’S GOT HOPS HOLY SHIT

THE WAY HE CAN OPEN DOORS THAT ABBY CAN’T GET TO LIKE JOEL AND ELLIE-

i’m gonna be saying that a lot

i fucking love lev so much already oh my god

THIS IS SO PRETTY I LOVE OVERGROWN SHIT AHHH

oh shit there’s more seraphite art!

OH MY GOD THE CRITICAL ROLE REFERENCE?????

THE FUCKING TABLE IN THIS APARTMENT WITH THE COMBAT MAP SET UP WITH THE DICE SETS ALL AROUND THE TABLE RRAAAHHHHHHHH

THERE’S A DM SCREEN AT THE END OF THE TABLE W A FUCKING DICE TRAY AND DICE AAAHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD THERE’S MINI PAINTING SUPPLIES

safe cracked 🫡

that’s so sad about what happened w sam, james, julia, and heidi :(

OH MY GOD THE FUCKING TARGETS SET UP AND THE CRIT WHERE THE HEAD IS OH MY GOOOOOD

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SHAMBLERS ALL OF A SUDDEN??

i just used all of my fucking rifle ammo goddamnit

“i need you to be really careful, okay?” 😭😭

WORKBENCH WOOOOO

gonna upgrade the clip capacity in the 9mm bc i deeply regretted not doing that last time

“cats… dancing cats. people from the old time were weird” ALRIGHT LEV LISTEN

DAMN LEV’S GOT MAD PARKOUR SKILLS

lev fucking knows bro he’s so good at reading people

“i had a cousin who was afraid of heights” HAHAHA I LOVE HIM

“how much higher are we going?” “you’ll be okay” “it’s a lot higher isn’t it?” “yes.” I LOVE THHHHEEEEEMMMMMM

OH FUCK LEV GOT SHOT!

it was just a graze i got so scared

“did you hear what they called me?” “yea.” “do you want to ask me about it?” “do you want me to ask you about it?” “no.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i love lev.

WOAAAAHHHHHHHH this seraphite window art and altar is fucking epic

oh fuck i’m savin for that burst fire i’m only 30 away

OH FUCK SERAPHITES

aw the lil enthusiasm when lev said it was his first time cussing🥺

OH MY GOD LEEEEEEEV

“can i give you some advice?” 😭😭😭

WE’RE GOING SO FUCKING HIGH UP HOLY SHIT

WAIT ARE THESE THE FUCKING CRANES THAT YOU SAW AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS SECTION LEAVING THE AQUARIUM TO FIND LEV AND YARA????? OHHHHHHH MY GOD.

WHEN HER FOOT SLIPPED MY HEART STOPPED OH MY GOD

THIS IS SCARY

BUT SO COOL

LEV SAYING “cold.” INSTEAD OF COOL I LOVE HIIIIIIIIIM

“what’s going on between you and your friend owen?” “oh my god, lev! now?” I LOVE THEM.

“lev come here i’m gonna hug you” “you’re not gonna want to hug me in a second” i love them. so many.

“it’s gonna be okay. eyes on me.” have i said that i love lev?

ABBY FUCKING SLIPPED OH GOD

THEY JUST FELL SO FUCKING FAR. ARE YOU JOKING

i fucking knew there’d be something at the bottom of the pool

awe a lil light for lev 🥺

oh fuck

i don’t wanna leave him

okay this seems like it’s gonna be an intense infected section

and i do not have the mental wherewithal to deal with that rn

so i’m savin it for tomorrow!

fun lil section!

INTENSE section

i’m absolutely fucking horrified for rat king tomorrow

but yknow

FUN!

[just-here-for-the-moment]

congrats on 300 followers claire! you deserve it you're amazing i love youuuuu! i did you awesome wheel spin thingy and i got oberyn motherfucking martel and size kink holy fucking shit i am horny for that man and so excited about this one!! can you write me something about how oberyn would call me his sweet little thing and wreck my pussy??? aggsadfihbsdflhksdb you're the best love you!!

Ohhhhhh my god Jo.

Jo, Jo, Jo... I hope I did this justice, because this Ask combination is 🔥🔥🔥

Here's your Oberyn "size kink" filth under the cut... enjoy!

You were sitting on your favorite courtyard bench, reading a volume of poetry when you looked up and saw your Prince striding toward you. He greeted you with that slow smile as he looked you up and down, closing the distance across the courtyard. You shut your book and stood up to greet him.

When he stood next to you he towered over you, and you had to lean back to meet his eyes. He wrapped both of his large hands around your upper arms and squeezed, inclining his mouth to your ear to murmur, "Hello, my sweet little friend. Do you have some time to spend with your Prince this afternoon?"

Your breath caught and you couldn't speak, but you nodded. He plucked the book of poetry from your hands and gave it an approving nod. He said something about how much he loved it, but you missed his words... your eyes were fixated on how small the book looked in his hand. It was a volume that you had to hold open with both hands, but he held it between his thumb and fingers like it was a slip of parchment.

He placed his hand on the small of your back as you walked, and you shivered at how it nearly spanned your whole waist. You grew more dizzy and damp the closer you got to his bedchambers. When you arrived he sent the others away, claiming that he was tired and wanted a "calmer afternoon" than yesterday. He undressed himself and sat on the bed, pulling you close so that you stood between his knees.

You put your hands on his broad shoulders, thick from years of training. The Prince ran his fingers up through all of your laces and layers, effortlessly undoing every knot and slip of fabric. When you were bare, with your clothing pooled at your feet, he put his large hands on your waist, his fingers nearly meeting at the back.

He pulled you close and leaned his cheek against your breast as you stroked his head and soothed him with soft words. His hands drifted down, and you loved the way each of his broad hands nearly fully cupped each side of your bottom. He lifted his face to yours, and you admired his handsome face, his lovely lips, and the mischievous twinkle in his deep brown eyes. The size difference was noticeable here, too. You barely had to incline your head to place soft kisses to his lips.

He suddenly scooped you off your feet and carried you in both arms around the end of the bed to the other side of the room. A large mirror was stood there, and the Prince placed you to stand and face it. He stood behind you and stroked your shoulders and your arms, reaching his large hands around to cup your breasts and roll your nipples between his broad fingers.

"Look at yourself, my sweet girl. You're so beautiful. I love how tiny you look in my arms." He lifted one of your arms to curve up and behind his neck, and he ran his fingers down to your hips. He put two fingers into the V of your sex and spread you open in front of the mirror. Two of his fingers filled you and felt like three of your own.

The Prince reached to the bed and tossed a large, flat cushion on the floor in front of the mirror. He sat on it and turned his side to the mirror. "Come here, my sweet girl. I want you to watch yourself as we pleasure each other."

You took his hand and let him guide you until you were straddling his lap. He stroked his manhood until it was hard and hot, and then he held himself in one thick fist as you began to sink down onto him. You threw your head back and closed your eyes as his hard cock entered you. The stretch of him was decadent, filling you completely as you completed your descent.

"No, no, my little friend. Open your eyes, watch us in the mirror." You opened your eyes, following his order to turn your head toward the reflection. You saw your own lust-blown eyes at half mast, your lips parted in ecstasy, breaths coming shallow and quick as you began to pump him with your hips.

You watched in the mirror and felt him lick a long stripe from your sternum up to your chin, and you loved how his large hands wrapped around you; one cupping your bottom to guide you up and down, the other wrapped around the back of your neck, holding you in place and grounding you as your senses threatened to flee completely.

"Now, my sweet little thing, show me what you can do. Let me feel every part inside of you as you take your pleasure on me."

[ichayalovesyou]

The One With The Whales (Live Reaction):

Saw parts of this one when I was super little! Oh good! This one is also directed Leonard Nimoy! He has my whole heart already so can’t wait to see this play out!!

Uh Oh. TOS crew on trial 😬😬😬 SAREK?!?! Oh shit oh shit oh shit!! Ohhhhhh man the gang is already in deep shit.

Awww looking at Spock from the distance all dramatic like huh Jim? You getting some mini therapy from yo mommmmmm 😭😭 I love Spock so so muchhhhhh. And I LOVE Amanda!!!! Oh, and the Captain of the Saratoga! She seems awesome!

Bye Saavik, you were cool and I hope we see you again someday. Awwww Bones is worried about Spock :( he and Jim both want Spock back so bad but don’t wanna push him and awwwwwwwww!! Also why does the probe sound like Jumanji drums??? Bones and Spock are actually killing me, this conversation is actually killing meeeeeee, arguing really is McCoy’s first love language! 😭

Whatever I may think of Sarek as a father, he is such a cool character and Mark Lenard really is an absolutely fantastic actor. Oh yikes, looks like the stars have aligned for Jim and the Bridge Family to save the world yet again lmao. Honestly this whole thing with the message for the whales makes me think of “So Long & Thanks For All The Fish” from Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Also Bones being protective of Spock ☺️

I’m so glad at least Bones is acknowledging the plot of this movie is absolutely fucking insane 😂 THIS IS WHY I LOVE OLD STAR TREK! It’s not afraid to be absolutely unapologetically ridiculous! I love it!!! Thaaaaaats a weird dream right there, you good Jim?

Stupid problems require stupid solutions! LOVE the headband Spock 😂🤣 what an ENTRANCE!! Wow it sure is the 80s, WOW, the cognitive dissonance of these bozos wandering around 20th century San Fran I am LOSING MY MIND! They are just little kreatures and they have no monies 😂😂😂 NUCLEAR WESSELS!!!! Oh god stahp I can’t breathe!!!!

I BELIEVE IN THE BEASTIE BOYS MEETING SPOCK ON THIS BUS THEORY OHHHHH MY GOD!! Jim is so old lmao! And then everyone clapped! Kirk please, I’m already laughing so hard PLEASE don’t teach Spock how to swear I’m losing my mind!!!

Wow that vibe when you remember this movie actually legitimately helped save the blue whales as a species. SPOCK IS GOING SWIMMING HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!! JIM’S FACE! Also Nimoy can get it, damn “these are not the hell your whales.” Lmaooooo

I love this marine biologist lady she’s great! Lol. “No ma’am no dipshit.” Also “Gracie is pregnant.” *HITS BREAKS* this movie is fucking amazingggggg the legendary Italian food conversation I love themmmmmm. Bones & Scotty’s improv skills are legendary “millions of- I mean thousands of miles from Edinburough” look at this insanity, I love it.

Why do I hang around with that ditzy guy who knows Gracie’s pregnant and calls you Admiral? “He’s my husband.” (Totally posting this one! XD)

UH OH PAVEL!!!! 😨 RUN PAV RUUUUUUUUUUUN!! Oh noooo. NO THE WHAAAAALES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BAD YALL AHG MY FEELINGS FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE AND CRAP!! This poor woman oh my god lmao, that look on her face when she saw Spock she was like “oh, he’s an alien, that makes a lot more sense.”

SPOCK HES BACK HES OKAY HES ALL THE WAY BACK AND HE LOVES STUDENT SURROGATE SON PAVEL CHEKOV IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! “It’s the human thing to do...” 😭😭😭😭

“Pavel... rank... Admiral!” ON BRAND LMFAO! SHE GREW A NEW KIDNEY! This movie is going to kill me in the opposite freaking way TSFS did lmao. Oh wow whale lady was just like IM COMING TO THE FUTURE FUCK YOUUUUU and honestly, mood.

Bones and Jim being so happy to see that Spock is (for the most part) back to his old self and my heart is meltingggggg

ADMIRAL THERE BE WHALES HERE!!!

I really do not understand people who don’t like Kirk I really, really don’t. He’s wonderful and sweet and smart and brave and I love him. Nobody convince me otherwise that he is good and awesome and good.

Dude this scene is so wholesome and good and fun!!! Oh my god!! The music! SPOCK IS SMILING! This is single handedly watering my crops and clearing my skin! “I stand with my shipmates.” THEY GOT OFF BECAUSE THEY DID IT FOR LOVE AND THEN SAVED THE WHOLE ASS PLANET AFTER YASSSSSSS!!! Spock & Jim should’ve kissed right there I’m just saying. Also Jim & whale lady deserve a long lasting (if long distance) friendship.

Spock even gets to reconcile with his parents awwwww, Sarek is finally recognizing that his son can move mountains because of who he is. “Tell her (mother) I feel fine.” Okay good I’m crying again. 💚🖖🏻💚😭😭😭

ITS THE ENTERPRISE B!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 THEYRE HOMMMMME *Pterodactyl shrieking*

That was so wholesome oh my goddddd