#oiBagi

[skelepen]

your reblog about sapphic being seen as innocent omg YOURE SO RIGHT let women be dina ne about each other. let them be crazy and unhinged. bagina isn’t about two cute girls it’s about a tired and sassy detective who keeps seeing her ideals be shut down and a demon with self hatred and anger and jealousy issues who also happen to be a bad bitch.

YES! BOTH OF THEM HAVE ISSUES! They're multi-faceted! Their flaws often get in the way, especially when it comes to parenting Empanada, which is a dynamic that's rarely explored by other creators! To boil down their relationship to the "innocent sapphics" trope flattens out their relationship so bad and is truly a disservice

Also to suggest either them are innocent in action or in their relationship is bananas. Everyone was talking abt how Tina is easily jealous, which is true but also let's not forget that Bagi has also been open abt finding Tina hot (i.e. the amount of times Bagi checked Tina out with a spyglass when she was in her Christmas outfit)

The QSMP, in my opinion, does a great job with taking queer relationships seriously, and that includes all the flaws that come with them!

TLDR: LET SAPPHIC RELATIONSHIPS STAY INTERESTING!!!!

[hey-i-am-trying]

BAGI NEW DOG, MEET DINA!!!!

She will not start to live with Bagi straight away, unfortunately Dina has some medical problems and she will need to go into some treatments before going home.

[peachyubey]

you’re still perfect to me 💗

[cellgatinbo]

[from bagi updates] it is physically impossible for qsmp members to not bring up their gay roleplay in real life, even to their own irl partners

matt: what's the best thing that's happened to you on the QSMP? bagi: well, i met the love of my life, right? matt: but you already knew me before. bagi: ... matt: ...who's the love of your life? bagi: ....... matt: who's the love of your life???

[royalarchivist]

Bagi: Philza, talking about smuggling, we think that we are going to need food, so I think you should put one of these in your ass. [Pulls out an eternal banana]

Phil: [WHEEZES]

Phil: OH MY GOD.

Kristin:

Banana smuggling: [ Part 1 || Part 2 ]

[thepenguisalive7]

Being tired is hard, bebou 🥒 clip

[mothmothwoth]

Parenting on the Qsmp (this is all I got from the streams)

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

Every day I think, 'These Minecraft YouTubers' bits can't get any stranger,' and then Bagi coerces her boyfriend into playing Minecraft for the first time by using her Minecraft roleplay relationship with Tina as a threat, and Pac asks some random. Like. Amazon worker (??) setting up a sponsored stream for him if there's anyone strong and bald to protect him, and Tommyinnit says he's bi curious so he can say a fifth of the f-slur and calls everyone a 'ggott on the Tubbathon and I realize the Minecraft YouTuber bits can, in fact, get stranger.

[em-inator]

LETS GO LESBIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mobimientoputo]

Nem fudendo mano como quiero a mis locas

[mailb0xbunii]

BREAKFAST FAMILY ^_^ !!!!!!! and jaiden (singular vers. undercut)

[sourlemonjuice]

MORNING CREW LINEUP??? 22 1/2 HOURS ON THIS I WORKED ON THIS FOR 10HRS STRAIGHT TODAY IM TAKING A NAP

ALSO CLOSEUPS BC TUMBLR HATES QUALITY

[quesadillayuri]

tinakitten, empanada, and how to reconcile everything you hate yourself for being transferred to the daughter you love

bagi and tina date stream, lives da bagi / @hopperclock, tumblr / my mother & i, lucy dacus / tinakitten oct 16th stream, twitch (clip via @zepay) / coming home qsmp stream, tinakitten vods / take care: mothers, daughters, and inheriting self hatred, ella wilson

[peachyubey]

it’s you and me

[cellgatinbo]

so matt (bagi’s bf) is apparently gonna do a marathon playing minecraft for the first time and have her and a bunch of other friends (cellbit, felps, guaxinim, ljoga, etc) join in at times, and it just took me out that they really put this bit in the video abt it jgkdjdkdhds

[royalarchivist]

[After they talk about Pac's debt to the Pancake Mafia, and Pac warns her about Sir Reaper]

Bagi: I think you're the one that needs to be careful, because soon you might lose your other leg.

Pac: N-no! NO! Please don't! Stop- stop! STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR BROTHER!

Bagi: [Laughs]

Pac: I'll pay you– I'm going to pay you!

I want to give a MASSIVE thank you to @wasabi-ribs, who was kind enough to check my translations and help me with the parts I missed (and also reviewed the final subtitled video)!

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]

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Bagi: Pac, pay the rent!

Pac: I'm going to pay! Hey- I'm going to pay right this second, the money that I owe you, and... and I'm- I'm serious! And look, if you want- if you have more money... If I pay your 4,500, will you lend me 4,500? No, then I'll actually drown in fees. [Laughs]

Bagi: [Laughs] I'll lend you, I'll lend you

Pac: No, not really Bagi. You've got those red eyes– I'm scared, Bagi. I don't know– I don't know what happened, actually it's an eye infection, I know– But something tells me it's not just an eye infection, that it's also some other things, you know? Like, um... y'know, right? [He fumbles again] Oh God wait, your brother– when he had those red eyes he would also turn evil. Nonononono– I'll pay you, ok? Where's the waystone? It's here, it's here, it's here– I'll pay you, ok? I'll pay the 4,500- we're gonna–

Bagi: I'll be waiting.

Pac: No no, oh- just– Just let me walk, my God, I love walking– OH, WALKING IS SO GOOD – [Pac teleports] I'll pay her.

[Bagi follows him moments after]

Pac: [Pac mumbles to himself as he begins transferring money to Bagi] 4,500... I need to pay her 4,500...

Bagi: [Sneaks up on him] Oh, perfect!

Pac: [SCREAMS]