#oil baron rei

[t1mmytim]

Heck yeah it's finally here folks

Here's some pre-cropped pfps for being so patient <3

[pockethep]

Imagine being a guy who is really devoted to your job as an information broker for a hitman organization in the 21st century. Imagine being largely confined to a shady bar in a city alleyway where your main customers are all variations of hitmen and other shady people. Imagine knowing that however important you are, a disgruntled employee or someone screwed over by the organization you devoted your life to could come and enact vengeance on you. Imagine living your life with the healthy fear that this organization will take you out if you show any signs of threatening them. Now imagine that two idiot "definitely not in-love" hitmen manage to fuck up two important jobs in a row and it takes you a lot of effort covering up their mistakes. Imagine after having them lay low and refraining from giving them jobs they show up with a child. This is the child of the man they killed on the first mission they messed up. Imagine having to watch those two somehow manage parenthood when they forgot that daycare existed. Everyday kugi kyutaro wakes up.

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

he was oil baron. he was failing comedian. can i make it anymore obvious?

[donutcats]

listen I can understand kyutaro calling kazuki chronically unfunny but oil baron came out of NOWHERE and makes me laugh every time I think about it. like yeah miri your incredibly quiet, socially stunted, autistic father deals in the oil industry. kyutaro PLEASE explain your thought process I’m BEGGING

[reikurusu]

[glowingsand]

miri and her clown/capitalist fathers 😌

[klingonrealitytelevision]

Episode 9

Rei is doing the positive version of "Living through your children." Which I believe is normally called "Being supportive of their interests?"

Essentially, making up for things or experiences you didn't or couldn't have as a child, and making sure your kids are treated better.

Rei was clearly raised to be as quiet as possible and to take up the least amount of space as possible. It's clear that he himself doesn't mind noisy or bright people, even to his own surprise as demonstrated with both Kazuki and Miri.

The thing is Miri is loud. She's 4, that's actually very normal. But, not only does he passively accept their loudness, he tries to match it here. It's such a big step for him, it can't be easy for him, but he wants to help so so badly. It can't have been easy for him to raise his voice like that, but he did it.

He loves Miri so much it's amazing. Even his advice on running and the science behind it shows that he supports her and is trying to help even though it make look like he's doesn't care.

[maofi]

One down, one to go.

Inspired by Miri’s beautiful art of her papas of course

(Will probably post kazuki tomorrow, with rei)

[kayime]

[t1mmytim]

Sneak peak of my next post lmao

[pockethep]

It’s about the “Kazuki, do you think we can change?” followed up by Rei dropping smoking for their daughter which turned into Rei helping out around the house, cleaning up, cooking. It’s about Rei smiling more. It’s about Kazuki learning it’s alright to live and love again. It’s about him finding a place to be after everything. It’s about Rei telling Kazuki “We can change”

It’s about being a better person despite the circumstances you were born under or thrust into.

It’s all about change.

[epickiya722]

For real? FOR REAL?!

Mind you, Miri didn't finish the picture. So... 🤨

They did this on purpose...

[icejello]

Absolutely love that the moms don't even hide their crush on the 2 hot dads

Yes we love a young handsome oil baron with a dark side too

[jingerhead]

All the daycare moms trying to piece together how Kazuki and Rei got together when they're a comedian and an oil baron:

[dittolicous]

(after rei kills boss and the two safetly leave the biz to co-parent miri w/ misaki)

misaki: ok so the other daycare moms had a lot of questions after you two stopped showing up and i just rolled with it so

misaki: (slams large notebook on table) heres the things you need to know. we met in college, had a whirlwind romance and were married for two year but it didnt work out. you got miri while i focused on my musical career, attempted to become a stand-up comedian-

kazuki: remind me to kill kyu-chan for that one

misaki: -but it wasnt going too well. then you met the oil baron who whisked you off your feet and were married within the year-"

kazuki: wha-rei????! we're not married!!!!

misaki: well, you are now. keep up, will you? those mothers can spot weakness a mile away. anyways, he uses his fortune to spoil you and miri to make up for his emotional constipation-

kazuki: ???!!!!!!????????!!!?!!

rei: hey. rude.

[olympiansally]

Buddy daddies crew trying to come up with a fake job that would allow them to slip Rei into smt that looked like a wedding dress: a… uhhh… a fucking uh…. an oil baron???