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[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[merakidoll]

old man!nanami found himself stressed these days. with his grown brat kids, and his pregnant wife who was a needy little thing he didn’t know where to put his time. so he shared it out equally. sitting back in the brunch spot at the country club he was already on his second glass of scotch.

he was getting a migraine at his daughters whines. “daddy she’s too young!” “daddy we’re in our thirties! you can’t just start over!” he sighed drinking the drink and watching how her no backbone husband comforted her, because he surly couldn’t. he drunk his drink and gave them their time, listening to the complaints that’s been happening for six months and he’s only been married to you for four.

but with every headache came an angel who knew just how to fix the problem. sitting in his favorite leather red chair in the lavish living room with portraits of you and your husband everywhere, your body worked up and down his curved cock. “just what i needed darling” he groaned at how you wrapped around him perfectly. every sound your cunt made as he fucked up into you, and your pretty moans that sounded so desperate.

“b-best cock e-verrhmm” nanami moved his hand around to pinch your puffy clit as he continued to stuff you. your belly bulged with his new generation growing inside of you making you glow. not to mention your appetite for sex that old man!nanami thought he couldn’t keep up with - but you somehow got him to be worse than you.

“that’s right baby. only cock that can feed this hungry pussy.” slapping your cunt a large amount of cream seeped out of you, making a mess on nanami. his dick jerked at the beautiful sight. balls tighten as his teeth gritted and eyes shut tight. “c-can’t hold it.” the back of his head hit the seat as he balls emptied out all the pent up aggression and stress he had to offer. your cunt was stuffed. so full, and wet. tight and warm. you came so hard that you loss your breath, big breast heaving up and down for air.

that’s how sex was with old man!nanami. out of this world, and maybe if he came home like this all the time he could spend everyday with the kids who hated you!

[heyhanibee]

cliffhanger so disrespectful i had to draw it sorry🐸🐸🐸

[edlucavalden]

Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..

[starry-bi-sky]

FUNNIEST fucking shit that comes with making Danny eleven years old when he had his accident in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" is the implication following, that everything that happened in the show did too. And I fully intend on (mostly) keeping it like that. There'll be some changes (of which I need to figure out) but for the most part??? Yeah relatively the same.

Like I FULLY intend on keeping Dark Danny occurring 6 months post accident. Do you know how fucking HILARIOUS that is??? That Dan got his ass kicked by a goddamn FIFTH-SIXTH GRADER?? I'd never show my face ever again. Homeboy spent the last ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, only to get his ass beat by a kid who hasn't even lost his last baby tooth. That's hysterical. I'm losing my mind just thinking about it.

AND PARIAH DARK TOO. Imagine being an eons old tyrant capable of dragging whole towns down into your dimension, and you get singehandedly shoved back into your coffin in less than 48 hours by a kid whose bedtime is still 8:30. You didn't even have the time to expand your army! You were still trying to take over the city the kid came from!

And he just!!! Shoves you back in!! Insane! This kid hasn't even been dead for a full year yet! He's still growing in his ghost fangs! And he just knocked you flat on your ass in an oversized mech suit. What the fuck! It's like looking down and seeing a four week old kitten meowing very indignantly at you and trying to bite your feet, except that kitten is also actually a black-footed cat and they have a 60% kill success rate, and oops! Now you're dead. You took too long laughing at the kitten trying to attack you that it clawed up your pant leg and ripped out your throat.

COULD I, realistically, span these episodes out over the course of 2.5 years prior to Danny's family dying?? Yes I could! Do I think it's hilarious (and horribly traumatizing, which makes it twice as fun) to shove all of this into the span of (roughly) a year instead?? Yes. Because the show has such a skewed timeline that I've always just assumed that at the end of the show, Danny was starting his sophomore year in high school. So fuck it, lets go for it!

[kapturkaptur]

reduction linocut, 40x30 cm, edited slightly

happy one year anniversary

[decryptidart]

Kermit likes chillin' with the new guy

[benevolenterrancy]

honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.

[chiliger]

Listen to your doctor, Pax!

*insert mario bros mushroom sound effect*

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

Can we talk again about how Sylus is an actual titan.

He actually makes the car look small in comparison

The way he puts dents in the glass roof just by stepping on it... 🫦

[otiksimr]

Lapras mate for life and ever find themselves another partner after the passing of their previous one.

So seeing this bull on his own with two calves it's likely that his partner had passed leaving him to rear the kids on his own. Judging by the sheer size of this specimen he's fairly old and probably has a fair bit of experience raising previous calves. His partner possibly died of old age before he did. So the calves are in very good hands.

[minzbins-moved]

CHANGBIN One Kid's Room, EP.3

[heavenforeal]

dear diary... i am in luv with men waaaaay older than me <3

[hotcinnamonsunset]

something something baby shark, right??🦈

[maci-lena]

"No dream can hide itself", huh? I guess nightmares don't count.

[raintemper]

Some doodles , Edited their designs a bit, some more than others lol

I think Suns could be either Thunder or Shadow

NSH, Shadow or Wind

Pebbles and Moon are both River I think

Maybe Suns could also be Skyclan but he might break all the branches he climbs on uhm