#omfg mythic!

[surprisebitch]

we did it joe

[robloart]

He's beauty he's grace x

[theoryandahalf]

Ok Santi fans, come and get your fix!

Making The World’s Hardest Omelet 100 Times in A Row

[giulianatheordianycatgirl]

LOOK AT THE BABY

[mythicalshipping]

Y’ALL CAN I PLS JUST ;-; <3  Let me tell you a Galentine’s Day tale of 2 southern girls who met because the guys they loved were bffs. They were happy to be the guys’ plus ones on all kinds of adventures. At one point, the ladies even got “+1” engraved on friendship necklaces in NYC.

THEY HAD MATCHING JEWELRY FIRST HELLO?!?!

[athousand-suns]

It’s been SUCH A GREAT time to be a Mythical and Smosh fan the last few years. MY FAVES

[convexicalcrow]

also he is def regretting his decision to add the names of new members to one of the rooms in Sanctuary lmao. XD poor mans just wants to eat his food. XD

[apocketfullofhobbits]

call down the hawk / greywaren

[caelum-et-ocean]

HE’S SO…..😻😻😻😻

[finch-the-foolish]

EVERYTHING IS FINE ON SAUSAGE'S STREAM NOTHING IS WRONG I SWEAR

We are in. A flat world. This is fine I swear- the creepy music disc is going and there's noises and stuff but it's fINE-

[hana-no-seiiki]

yandere fae that’s been pestering you for weeks, trying to get your name. you deny him at every turn. that is, until he has his head between your legs and you, intoxicated by the aphrodisiac that is his saliva, tell him while you’re on the precipice of an orgasm. he wins three prizes that day. the utterance of your name, the taste of your sweet essence, and the honor of fucking you.

as far as he’s concerned, you’re his now. that much is proven by how he jackrabbits into you, stretching each vowel of your name out with every thrust.

— (yandere fae oc anon)

omfg anon- are you secretly a huge writer holy shit this is fucken graphic (in the best way possible)

i don’t write smut on this blog because kids here are blind to mdni + tumblr is oddly on my dick when it comes to explicit posts in comparison to other writers/blogs, so this would have been better to send to @yoru-no-seiiki but I’ll give ya’ll this :

I think it’d be pretty funny for a trans reader / reader with a dead name to be paired with him. Like I’m pretty sure the creator of the fae myth didn’t really account the fact that people might identify better with another name so much so that it would be more powerful than their were given at birth.

or an orphan reader with no name to identify with at all. maybe raised by other mythical creatures that specifically kept them unnamed to protect them from the fae

butttt their lack of name became the very reason that the fae is so attached to the reader, to the point of fervent worship.

like it started from being a small, insignificant get together until it became something much much more (to both the fas and the reader)

whole ass that one hamilton line “i wish i could say that was the last time, i said that the last time it became a pasttime”

and whenever you wanted to create some distance between the two of you, the fae just uses their powers to either make your mind go wonky / forget, or just plain assault and break all the boundaries you set.

gaslight, girlkeep, girlboss king.

you may think one thing…

no you actually dont. you just dont.

[silviakundera]

omfg they're ridiculous. apparently the answer of why so much crossdressing in Kaleidoscope of Death is simply that a) disguising your identity is good strategy, b) for the drama asdfghjk

“Qiuqiu,” Ruan Nanzhu’s voice was cold. “Is someone making things difficult for you?”

Lin Qiushi looked at Ruan Nanzhu.

Right when their eyes met, Lin Qiushi suddenly understood. Lin Qiushi’s mythical inner drama queen took over his body. Sniffling back tears, he threw himself into Ruan Nanzhu’s arms, with an air of “oh look how wretchedly I was bullied.”

//

Ruan Nanzhu made a satisfied expression and led Lin Qiushi out by his hand.

At this moment, Lin Qiushi finally figured out the evil truth behind why Ruan Nanzhu had him play the role of a mute girl. If not for the fact that he had to stay in character, Lin Qiushi would at least be able to retort and poke a hole in Ruan Nanzhu’s sudden desire to perform. But as a person who cannot speak, by the time Lin Qiushi typed a quip back on his phone, Ruan Nanzhu was done with his performance.

Lin Qiushi finished his cup of milk and sighed internally. How evil is the human heart…

//

Wang Tianxin, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I was wrong… big brother, I was wrong!”

He desperately pleaded, eyes imploring.

Lin Qiushi, “Who’s your fucking brother, Wang Tianxin, you bastard, remember this: if you dare harass me again, or tell anyone what happened between us right now, I’ll end you.” He bent down so that his mouth was by Wang Tianxin’s ear coldly said, “It’s not like it’s against the law to kill someone in here.”

Wang Tianxin trembled. He furiously nodded as if to say he understood.

Lin Qiushi let out a breath. He took his foot off of Wang Tianxin and smoothed out his clothes. In a short span of time, he transformed back to that small and pitiful mute girl.

Glaring one last time at Wang Tianxin, he turned around and left.

Wang Tianxin watched as he left, his gaze restlessly uncertain.

When Lin Qiushi arrived back at the dining hall, Ruan Nanzhu had already returned. Seeing him approach, Ruan Nanzhu asked, “Where did you go?”

Lin Qiushi typed on his phone: [That Wang Tianxin tried something so I gave him a beating.]

Ruan Nanzhu read what he had typed and smiled, “Wow, amazing.”

...[S]omeone in the group could not bear to see this any longer and carefully walked towards Ruan Nanzhu to inform him that Lin Qiushi was taken away just now.

Ruan Nanzhu, the bastard that he was, fell into dramatics again, and slammed the table in anger after that person had finished speaking. “He dares to touch my person?!” He then stormed off and soon came the sounds of Wang Tianxin’s wails and miserable pleas for mercy.

Lin Qiushi took a sip of water, pretending that he didn’t hear anything. Scums like Wang Tianxin deserved a proper beating to put him in his place.

//

Lin Qiushi wanted to ask Ruan Nanzhu what Dong Tianwen had meant, but his plans were compromised when Ruan Nanzhu pinched his jaw and whispered a warning, “Don’t go around seducing everyone. You are mine.”

Lin Qiushi: …Big boss, does putting on a drama truly give you such happiness?

Ruan Nanzhu, “Have you heard me or not?”

What could Lin Qiushi say? He could only nod his head, though with an expression that said ‘Whatever should I do with you’.

This fellow, Ruan Nanzhu, was giving him a gaze as if he was laughing even though he finished his lines with a very strict and professional attitude.

[elizabethnightingale4]

Thoughts on the last ep:

-okay the flash back to Luke/Percy fighting is FANTASTIC

-Walkers facial expressions?!

-Ares didn’t curse him? Just enemy’d for life that shit?

-every metallic object sounds like it’s a million pounds

-okay the necklace thing is kinda cute tbh

-um P does not care about glory I know it’s a joke but still

-woah, holy shit, Olympus is massive I always kind of imagined it as small but fuck this version is… just mythic

-omg no Luke hearing Percy talk about the gods being afraid of Demi-gods… please my fucking heart isn’t ready for the ending :(

-“things that are small and scary get squished”

-I literally forgot that the summer solstice had passed already so I was like “where the hell are all the other gods”

-Zeus just accepted that Kronos is coming back??

-Poseidon GAVE UP IMMEDIATELY WHEN PERCY WAS GOING TO DIE OMFG

-“make sure I never see this one again.” Oh you will buddy you will

-ares is a moron

-we don’t get any “stop the tides, place at the bottom of the see”????

-the HUG?!!!!!!

-FUCK LUKE AND ANNABETH FUCK ME NO THEY ARE SO CUTE IM LITERALLY GOING TO THROW UP FUCK why why Luke wtf

-FUCK PERCY FIGURING OUT FUCK LUKES FACE I WANT TO DIE (I wasn’t ready for this bit on the screen I was not fucking ready)

-Luke so Earnestly trying to convince Percy… I’m dying

-this isn’t you it’s Kronos

-Percy’s eyes… he looks so sad, betrayed

-Percy saying sorry?! Fuck I just need to rip my heart out

-annabeth saving the day?! Nearly cried

-rip to the pit scorpion :(

-actually seeing all the summer campers leaving at the same time love

-love the searchers license being a flower

-GROUP HUG!!!!

-“don’t call him that”

-BLUE PANCAKES

-um Gabe statued himself? I get it but like come on

[canonically47]

sending in my request for a review early! I am so ahead of the curve you guys

DCAS episode 15 - review

spoilers!!! (duh.)

i'm surprised with how much jakeden nation both won and lost tonight, but before we get into that...

oh my god alec never liked riya. do you guys understand how big this is for me. HE NEVER LIKED HER!!! this is such a good moment for his character i'm so happy they made this choice! alec's just fucked up and can't communicate and is not the best person. he just feels lonely without a romantic partner. this is so real of him he's so aroace-coded but i was half expecting him to say he liked connor HAHA

uhhh riya can go die in a ditch

while jake was not his best self this episode, for example making the question about hunter which was sooo low omfg,,, i 110% think he acted better than ally

i don't get why the DSVC universe treats lie detectors as this ultimate being and not just.. some faulty machine

like. its a machine. it will have errors. sure i dont trust that alec ever loved his son he has issues and allat but like. ugh

i also hate that theyre kind of pushing for conriya again? like riya is shown feeling bad after saying something to connor or something like that 🤔 it's sooo weird esp bc she pushes him in the lake later like girl make up your mind

period trevor you protect your peace

so happy to see emily again. i'm curious as to what this 'revenge' she's talking about is. please if we get a tremily kiss i will be so happy they're THE qpr

ally was super bad this episode. like so bad. unbelievably bad. like cheers for voting with the villains but you're just as petty as jake

and somehow jake was my favorite this episode and i cheered when he got immunity. HE WAS MY FAVORITE AGAIN. WHAT. yk this shows getting bad when jakes my favorite

connor was up there too fr!!!

i was sure aiden was going but. man i wasnt really ready for it. i definitrly think it was his time but not like this. damn it ally how come you want to be liked yet youre a mythic bitch

anyways jakeden collection

they hugged... im so emotional they hugged....... do you understand how much they ,ean to me do you can you

grettally shippers we also won today. keep your head up

uhhhh 7/10 its actually a very decent episode and the things holding it back from being a 10/10 are the weird conriya thing (??), ally, jake going backwards for two seconds and connor being a moany bitch, though jake solved that one pretty quickly shoutout jake for that slap

[neotrances]

mostly been ignoring my inbox trying to say i support terrorism or random false claims about hamas but its like i cannot take u ppl seriously like at this point hamas is just a mythical boogyman to you i had one ask saying hamas flooded a preschool with like no . reference to sources or anything and its like . Do you think hamas is a mystical force of nature omfg

[happypopcornprincess]

Finished binging The Sign series (till ep. 7) and... I have thoughts!

this is going to be either in 2 or 3 parts because there is no way I am covering everything in one post.

Spoilers Ahead!

Episode 2

I loved how they are blending so many different genres in one series, I didn't even knew this was possible dude! This episode had a murder mystery, fluffy romance, brotherhood, comedy and reincarnation, ancient mythological connections? Writers, hats off dude!

My favourite moments:

Tharn picking a lock with a paperclip :)

This scene was so fucking funny T~T I was giggling, kicking my feet in the air.

Yai, my sweet summer child, that was not a dream.

Beautiful Mythical lady Jumpscare 2.0 (I totally get you, Phaya, If she called me into the waters I would have jumped too)

This shot of the brotherhood :D

THE BANTER>>>>>>>

Couple goals? nah bro, Couple GOALS!

Had me giggling, kicking my feet omfg!!!

ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE XD

even when drunk... he wants his bro to get laid T~T Yai the best wingman ever!

and that's it :)