#omg raha bb

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euphrosyne ost

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sanjivani 29.10.19 lb

sid i swear to god, i'm not going to forgive you for this.

this manager is being helpful to the point of overbearing. take a hint, creep.

men ain't shit bb. men ain't shit. you know what this means. you've got to become THE best doctor in the goddamn world, and flex on him for the rest of your lives.

would it have killed them to run an iron over her outfit??? nothing bothers me more than wrinkly clothes. (if you can't tell already, i am an obsessive ironer.)

...... this is a hospital, not some kinda run of the mill office, ki sab hi ikkhatta ho gaye ek jagaah announcement sunne ko. matlab...... hadh hi hai?? THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED CRITICAL MEDICAL ATTENTION AND Y’ALL ARE JUST STANDING AROUND LIKE THIS IS A RAILWAY STATION.

neil and rahil look really unhappy and that’s the mood for the day.

lmao i saw an insta post yest comparing sid in this outfit to munnabhai, and since then i cannot get it outta my head.

UNCANNY!

honestly, i'm just fwding till the real meaty bits.

oh ishani. babe.

also lord why are they doing this here in front of literally everyoneeeeeee??? i'm dying of secondhand embarrassment.

i hate when he makes this hard face. it's the look in all his modeling pics, that made me never wanna check out any of his shows.

RAHIL IS LIKE UWOTM8!?!??!?!?

juhi is like surprised, but not really, coz who better than her to know about the fuckery of sanjivani men. barson se chali aa rahi hai yeh toh...

everyone's more pissed at asha. because mardon ka chutiyaapa toh chalta hi rehta hai BUT THIS KINDA BEGHAIRTI FROM A GIRL????????? UNBOHLIEVABLE.

neil has lasers coming out of his eyes.

rahil toh daant aise chabaa raha hai, haaaaaye arnav/asad/shivaay ki yaad aa gayi!

oh asha. i know there must have been some super big reason for you to do this, but honestly i wanna beat that simpering smile off your face.

neil looks to have gotten over his fear of blood coz he wants to cut a bitch rn.

can we track down those ganpati waale gunday and contract them to do an encore beatdown on sid???? coz he's asking for it. he's dying for it.

vardhan like itni kameengi toh mujhe bhi nahi sooji???

oh boy. ishani is losing it. i can't watch this, i can't. it’s too hard.

SID JOOTEIN NAHI, POORA KA POORA 18 WHEELER MAAROONGI MAIN TUJHE.

YOU KNOW WHAT SID. YOU'RE RIGHT, AFTER ALL. YOU ARE A MANHOOS. BUT NOT COZ OF BAD LUCK OR WHATEVER KACHRA SUPERSTITION CRAP YOU BELIEVE, BUT COZ TUM EK MARD HO. AUR MARD HOTEIN HI MANHOOS HAIN.

rahil is the bigggggggggest fucking mood in this show at all fucking times.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE DAMN HOSPITAL IS MY QUESTION?!?!?!? GOD I AM FUCKING DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PPL WHO AIR THEIR DIRTY LAUNDRY LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSS???? LIKE THIS ISN'T EVEN ‘EK BAAR PEHNA ON A KINDA SULTRY, HUMID DAY’ WAALA TSHIRT, IT'S WAVING YOUR RATTY, PERIOD-STAINED UNDIES AROUND KINDA HOT MESS. I AM IN ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN RIGHT NOW.

*clings to rahil as my emotional anchor; now and forever*

how fucking big of an asshole move do you have to have pulled when even VARDHAN is like goddddayummmm????

"ab yeh kya nayi nautanki hai??? hospital hai ki theatre?"

LMAO RISHABH IS ME. I AM RISHABH.

vardhan is like oh my fellow asshole is here, i can't look soft in front of him, lemme turn up the jerk-o-meter to throw him off ki i was genuinely flummoxed at what’s going on.

STOP CREATING A SCENE??!??!?!?!? SHE SHOULD STOP CREATING A SCENE?!!?!?!?!?!??????????? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I HOPE SHASHANK AND JUHI ARE READY TO SCRUB IN REAL QUICK, COZ I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING BLOW A MAJOR BLOOD VESSEL IN MY FUCKING BRAIN RN, FROM SHEER RAGE.

oh no. girl on girl violence.

every time he's called asha "meri biwi", i have lost 8 months off my life span. by the end of this track my estimated time of death should be within the year.

okay sid, till now i was like tolerating this bs; but now this accusation that she was stalking you and making your life difficult, and generally blowing her professional/personal reputation up to bits at her workplace? NOPE. WE OFFICALLY UNSTAN. THIS IS NO LONGER A DR. SIDDHANT MATHUR FAN BLOG FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

lmao rishabh and vardhan's faces.

"tum mere liye kuch bhi nahi ho. you mean nothing to me."

UM SHASHANK, COME COLLECT YOUR SON OR BHAANJA OR BHATIJA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE IS TO YOU. 

oh. not necessary, shashank. ishani has done the needful.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM RISHABH.

oh NOW these two interfere. 15 minute tak toh nautanki dekhe khade the.

lmao kyaaaaa hi jodi hai yeh. aisa lagta hai bhai dooj manaane bhai choti behen ko le jaa raha hai.

yup. pretty sure my theory is correct; that asha's family was somehow threatening to drag her ass back to haryana and get her married, and she called sid for help, and he thought this would solve BOTH their problems. she gets to stay here and be a doctor, and he gets a foolproof method to get ishani to hate him and stay tf away. extreme chutiyaapa on both sides, that should have just had a proper honest conversation with ishani, instead of steamrollering her like this. 

NEIL KE SAR PE KHOON SAWAAAAR AND I KINDA FUCKING LOVE IT??????????????????? NICE TO SEE THIS SIDE OF HIM.

lol why does everyone chadhofy on rahil every time sid is accused of some bullshit? this bechaara is the onlyyyyy voice of reason in sid's godforsaken life.

BUT ALSO, OMG NEIL FOR FRIEND OF THE YEAR?!?!?!? “MERI DOST KA DIL TOOTA HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!” THE MOST WHOLESOME BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is aman asha's real husband or naaaaaaaah? that's all i need to know, honestly.

is he in hiding coz asha’s fam knows him and would be looking for him???? or omg what if he ran away last moment when asha needed help (coz lbr, he’d be the first one asha would go to) and that’s why sid had to step up????? OMG AMAN, WHERE ARE YOU?!!?!?!?!!? COME TF BACK AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF/ALL THAT’S GOING ON HERE.

oh boy, the hospital's two most savage bois are tag-teaming to verbally destroyyyyyyyy asha where she stands. i do nottttttt envy her rn. 😬😬😬

ok there's no need for THAT.

ouffffffffffff, abhi yeh alag siyappa.

aye chal be, personal idhar dhindora peet peet ke kaun laaya tha? hospital ke lobby mein sasta soap opera karke TU bol raha hai ki professional behave karo???? literally gtfo my boys' faces before i set you on fire.

white coat ke saath ab munnabhai outfit is totally complete.

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i hope this is the beginning of ishani's supervillain story.

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suno chanda episode 19 lb

oh ho ek toh wifi nahi hai, mobile data par ruk ruk ke dekhna padta hai, uske upar se humtv waalon ne pichle kuch dino se title track aur recap ghusaaake jeena haraam kar rakha hai. TIME AUR DATA WASTEEEEE.

recap ki baat kiiiiii hi hai, toh pls note that Look™ arsal gave sherry when he said jiya and him had “made plans”.

its 24 hours later and i am still fucking legittttt lmao at nazaakat vibratinggggggg with rageeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

UGH I HATE WHEN THEY START EPISODES WITH FUCKING KINZA MANHOOS

LMAO JALAL "kaisa do number khaandaan hai"

he's not wrong lmfao

UGH KINZA YOU'RE THE FUCKING WORST YOU SPENT ONE 2 HOUR DATE WITH HIM AND DECIDED YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM IF HE WAS SO HUNG UP ON JIYA, AND NOW YOU'RE BACK TO ACTING LIKE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM. LOVE YOURSELF GIRL. FFS.

"khabees" is my new favt. insult word ever. imma call everyone who pisses me off it.

the real "jinni nikki unni tikkhi" around here is naeema. she's like 3 feet tall and so unassuming, but the amount of sheer violence and tenacity with which she manhandles jiya??? yike.

LMAO NAZAAKAT IS STILL VIBRATINGGGGGGG

meanwhile idhar new and improved arsal, now with reinforced spine! chakkarein kaat raha hai intezaar mein.

FUCK MEEEEEEEEE, YEH ZERO RAAT-O-RAAT KAISA HERO BAN GAYA HAI. I CANNOT HANDLE. ALL KINDSA ANGSTY LOOKS AND FEELS AND HAAAAAAAAAYEEE.

lmaoooo “aa apne pyo ki gaali sun le”; like she's inviting him him to the table for dinner or something

OMFG ARSALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MERAAAAAAAA SHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg he's sitting and looking at her pics. LADIES AND GENTS, THIS BOY IS A GONER.

KAISE RAHUNGA MAIN USKE BAGAIRRRRRRRRRRRR DLSFJDLKFJLDSJFLDJS

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee djjjjjjjjjjj

lololololol the aankhon hi aankhon mein ishaare.

OHNOE! CAUGHT!

you know when a desi kid is TRULY free of their parents' tyranny? when the "jooti utaarne" ki dhamki doesn't affect anymore. arsal is free of the curse now. bas jiya ko bhi hona hai.

neeyat toh badallllll gayi hai ladke ki.

HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT GIRL.

lol i know he's doing this outta 75% selfishness, but he right about the stand thing.

no you wontttttttttt (re: sending her the papers later.) or maybe he will. coz the boy is just so far gone, he’ll do anything to make her happy.

HAAATH PAKDA!!!!!!!!!!! HAAATH PAKDAAAAAA!!!!!!!

TRUST HIM JIYAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE PUPPY EYES! SO SOFT AND MELTY!!!!!!!!!!

bijaaan so hassled by this roz roz ke drame, that she's finally resorted to dosti with aghaji, the only other sorta sane person in a ten mile radius.

lmaoooooo the instanttttttttt way both bijaaan and arsal NOPED THE FUCK OUT when aghaji suggested jiya + sherry

UGH FUCKING KINZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YEAH BUT WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. COZ YOU SUCK. NOW GTFO HERE. 

i love sherry. he's interested in jiya, but he realises that he can never really take the place of arsal in her life, in whatever capacity these two do decide to continue their relationship. also he never backbites about arsal, unlike fucking kinza. manhoos.

PAR MERA DIL ZAROOR JAL KE KHAAAK HO GAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOI IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THOSE ANGSTY PUPPY EYES.........

YIKE. AWKWARD ALPHA MALE-ESQUE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS.

lmao come on, we all know that the real alpha in this whole situation here is JIYA.

but oh ho ho hero sangeen mood mein hai. do not mess with.

LMAO IDK WHAT IT IS WITH THIS GUY AND LAUNDRY. LIKE..... HE'S JUST SO ODDLYYYYY PREOCCUPIED WITH IT AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH JIYA IS AT LEAST 80% ABOUT ISTIRI. SACH MEIN ISKI KOI KISI DHOBAN SE SHAADI KARWAADO.

“tum kyun mujhe chodne mein tuli hui ho????”

oh bb boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhh my angsty babiessss. she's right on her place, but oh my heart his soft puppy eyes. #iCrieEverytym

oufffffffffff this nonsense billo.

please confirm that you too see that this billo actress has heavyyyyyyyyyyy drashti dhami vibes.

THIS SHOW NEEDS TO END WITH MASOOMA FUCKING MURDERING JALAL FOR THIS FUCKERY

LMAOOOOOOOO NAEEMA IS 4000% DONE WITH NAZAAKAT

snaps to nazaakat for knowing and confirming that men are trash.

my god. senti waale whatsapp messages. boy's bringing out the big guns.

GOLU'S HERE GOLU'S HERE I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHH THE REAL STAR OF THIS SHOW AND MY ULTIMATE FAVE  AND I LOWKEY HATE EVERYONE ELSE FOR TAKING AWAY HIS SCREENTIME. someone give this kid a whole spinoff about him and his hustle. 

arsal you idiot, be nicer to golu. he's your greatest ally in this whole thing.

BIJAAN IS FULLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY UKSAOFYING THE BOY AND FILLING HIS HEAD WITH OOTPATAANG IDEAS. WATCH HIM FINALLY TAKE THE GIRL AND RUN.

i fucking love any interaction arsal has with jalal phupa. peak comedyyyyyyyy. 🤣🤣🤣

is sherry adopted? coz he's tooooooo mature to even remotely share a gene pool with all these fucking insane ppl.

FUCKING KINZA. THIS GIRL LEGIT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE NAZAAKAT, ILL AND SHAKY AND JUSTTTTT UGH

"MAIN BHI NAHI??? AAP KYUN KAR RAHE HAI AISA MERE SAATH????" GIRLLLLLL FORREAL WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSS

jamshed is truly arsal's father. dheeeent x 1000%.

arsal directly telling his abbaji to fucking cool his geriatric heels wrt billo is my fave thing ever. DO IT MORE, SON. MOARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

oh shittttttt alpha male dhamki to uthaake le chalofyyyyyyy

lmao sherry's resigned and benign smile. bechaara bachcha.

NAHIIIIIII CHOD SAKTAAAAAAAAA JIYAAAAA. NAHI CHOD SAKTA.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG FDJKSFKDSJFKSDJKJFSD

DSLFJDSLJFKSDJFDSLFJLDSDS

DSFSDSALDSDJASLDJLASDJ

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

TUMHEIN CHODNE KA SOCHTA HOON TOH SAANSEIN RUKNE LAGTI HAI MERI JIYA ASFGHDHGKLFDGDFG

GIRL IS SHOOOOOOOOOOOOK. AS AM I. AS ARE WE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. JESUS CHRIST ABOVE, SOMEONE BRING ME MY SMELLING SALTS

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ishqbaaz 26.02.18 lb

“KAAGAZI SHER DHER HO GAYE.”

LMAO THAT’S WHAT THIS FUCKING SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED. 

lel “apni chutiya ghumaao”

hubs is coming around to chamki it seems!

damn, he really is! he’s maneuvering it to sex her up!

look at these two idiots, giggling and smirking like they caught mummy-daddy kissing.

ok shivaay pls. no. leave the dehaati talk to someone not as bougie as yourself.

can’t take him seriously/focus on whatever he’s saying so seriously when he’s rocking some srs sex hair like that. 

snort. looks like gauri couldn’t resist the bhaang again.

gosh some real sleeping beauty vibes here. omkara getcho ass in here and kiss the girl awake!!!!!!!!! 

damn, i love how pinky is like baakiyon ko chod anika, (incl. my raja beta shivaay), YOU’RE FINE RIGHT??????/ 

haaye when lord when will i get proper mom pinky to beti anika? sochte hue hi humri eyezh se bhatar aa raha hai.

LMAO THE MATAK. EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE DOES IT I HAVE TO PAUSE THE VIDEO COZ I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD.

damn sumo. evil really suits you. i mean, dat glo up. fucking amazing. maybe i should completely give up my moral code too. hmmmmm... 

i want rosie ka matakne waala tabla bg music to be my ringtone.

aaaaaaaaand veer chutiya just laid the whole plan out.

OH HO ANIKA CAN YOU CONTROL THE SHOCK FACE. MATLAB, EITHER OVERACTING, OR NO ACTING. BEECH MEIN KUCH NAHI AATA KYA?

arre waah, there’s a scheduled meeting of all the oberoi dushmans tomorrow. how organized! i bet there’s email reminders and snacks and everything!

MAN SRSLY. I LOVE EVIL SUMO SO MUCH. *kisses her beautiful evil little face*

also god gauri looks sooooooooo goooood today. how lord howwwwwwww can one person be this beautiful this is so fucking unfair where is the manager of this dept of giving out good looks i’d like to speak to them please about how unfair this is!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG ANIKA YOU IDIOT GIRL JUST SPIT IT OUT INSTEAD OF SCARING EVERYONE HERE

AAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I WAS RIGHT. I WAS RIIIIIIIIGHT. GAURI DOES KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ROSIE RANI/VEER. FUCKING GULNEET JUST DIDN’T WRITE HER INTO THE SCENES.

*SCREAMS ENDLESSLY AND ETERNALLY*

please excuse me while i gloat a little:

ok gloating done. 

no wait, one more.

*now* i’m done. let’s move on. 

damn omki shomki’s really taking it hard. sigh. i know bb. i know. you loved her the most. you loved her even more than you loved your real sister. (who, btw, like... is she alive? you guys don’t even mention her in passing....? it’s a lil weird, man.)

i love how even anika’s more concerned about om and is like “u ok bro????” rather than focusing on her own husband’s trauma lol.

DADI KI DOST KI POTI MY ASS. YOU ASSHOLES JUST LET ANY DAMN RANDO TRAIPSE AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE WITH ZERO BACKGROUND CHECKS. LIKE.... HONESTLY.

yeah, that’s what you get when you turn your wife into your “best friend” and proceed to marry someone else in front of her. can’t say i’m sympathetic to rudra here. stupid little shit. 

GOD CAN YOU FUCKS STOP SHELTERING RUDRA SO MUCH??????? IF HE’S OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED, HE’S OLD ENOUGH TO BE CONFRONTED BY THE UNPLEASANT TRUTHS OF LIFE. GAWD. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand rudy knows. because y’know, he has the magical power OF HEARING. 

yeah, this is why no one tells you shit rudra. coz you have the coping capabilities of a fucking 12 year old. 

LMAO WHUT??????????? WHY ARE THEY PLAYING NOOR-E-KHUDA?????????? 

ah fuck man they didn’t have to do me dirty by playing the raksha bandhan flashbacks with om/sumo. that was a truly special moment of the show for me. 

crying @ om kissing rudra. I WILL NEVER EVER EVER TIRE OF THIS SHOW DOING ONE (1) THING RIGHT: MEN SHOWING PHYSICAL AFFECTION TO OTHER MEN WITH ZERO RESERVATIONS. 

what “hamesha se best friend maana” and all? you’ve HAMESHAAAA treated her like shit. you didn’t even give a fuck about her till like 3 seconds ago, after she came back and did something for you. if this is how you treat your “friends”, no wonder you have zero friends (other than your brothers, who are somewhat biologically programmed to love you.)

i hope chubby has found better friends by now. 

yiiiiiiiiikes, bade bhaiyya is gonna go after sumo. watch out girllll.

ok gauri has a lotttta opinions on a chick she’s known like... a month, max. 

ok blah blah blah shivaay ka credo stating that hum saath hai dushman haarega blah blah blah. booooooooring. tum sab chutiye the, ho, aur hamesha rahoge. bas kabhi kabhi lucky ho jaate ho. 

lmao “extra security” ok. sure. uh huh. jinko ghar mein ghusna tha, unko toh aapka raja beta khud uthaake ghar mein laaya hai. ab is extra security ka kya achaar daaloge? 

omg finallllllllllllllllllllllllly om in just the sweater, NO VESTTTTTT. uh huhhhhhhhhhhhhhh honey. *pauses and niharofies and strokes screen lovingly*

yes ok shivaay u look good in black too. ab hatt saamne se. lemme stare at om’s arms in that sweater some more. mmmmmhmmm.

OMFG WHY DO YOU DUMBASSES DO SUCH OBVIOUS ISHAARABAAZI OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THIS

oh thank god dadi isn’t here. there’s a limit to how many annoying oberois i can handle at one time. 

ok naachna shuru; fuck that shit. fwding.

apparently om’s forgiven jhanvi for being a tight-ass banshee who keeps taking tej’s side.

y’know, the man who tried to set her on fire in this very living room. and tried to feed her son to a fucking crocodile. that man. 

ok you know what, i’m happy for pinky. she’d suffered long and hard enough (more than anyone else in this show EVER HAS for their actions.) please god, lemme have happy pinky being a good mom to her kids now. 

awww, how sweet is this tiny moment too!

yuppppppppppp, veer’s here to put nazar. asshole.

MY GOD SHIVAAY FFS COULD YOU STOP ~~~~~~ACTING WITH YOUR FACE SO MUCH. 

waaaah, dumbass veer and sumo are having their ‘fuck the oberois’ congress right here in the open. 

lmao aniRu’s sinister smile waala dancing with sumo. 

itne haq se shivaay ne kabhi anika ka haath nahi pakda hoga jis se woh veer ko pakad ke laa raha hai. #shiVeer #myOTP

waahhhhh shivaay/bhavya also have some kanji aakhon waala coordination. matlab amaze only. 

LOL SRSLY I CAN’T GET OVER HOW SHIVAAY’S JUST DANCING WITH VEER OUT HERE, LIKE... DAMN SON, TRY TO CONTROL YOUR HATE-LUST FOR HIM A LITTLE, YOUR WIFE’S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE?????? 

gosh so much ishaarebaazi happening here and there and everywhere it’s fucking ridiculous. 

.... like didn’t veer just have the hots for anika and want her? now suddenly he’s all OBEROIS KI BARBAADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too??? like... why? dude, don’t you have much better things to do in life? honestly, why are you even swimming in this kiddy pool of imbeciles when you’re the king of evil in goa? 

whut? arrest warrant for shakti? why? 

why do i even care is the REAL QUESTION. 

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ishqbaaz 05.10.17 lb

why is mr. “who are you???” looking for anika? that too in om’s room?

sup tanya? 

someone plug tanya in and charge her, coz she be like: 

...... like my insomniac ass has more energy than her. 

aaaaaaand the power is out. as usual. you guys should invest in an inverter or something. 

aw man, his first thought is her. shivaaaaaaaay, you stupid, adorable man. 

damn, tanya be smarter than she looks. what energy she conserves in talking, she uses to chalaofy dimaag. she’s svetlana-level smart. kachchi khilaadi nahi hai! 

what random room is he breaking into?

ohhh this is that ugly pink guest room. 

his face man. his face is killllllllllllling me. 😭😭😭😭

the jig is up. the billu is out the bag. 

omg f off tanya, let a man hug his wife for 3 seconds. 

this poor helpless boy. he’s just trying to keep everyone from getting murdered, man. 

anika, if you know he’s doing this for a reason, then stop hounding him to recognize you??? like???????? 

oh shit is she gonna catch them? 

nope. shivaay to the rescue. 

damn, this tanya really is smarter than she looks. 

“problem humari hai, jab yeh ghar ban raha tha tab tum paida nahi hui thi, warna tumse poonch lete ki fuse box kahan hona chahiye.”  “fuse box agar is room mein hai, toh lights on kyun nahi hui?” “.... kyunki main electrician nahi hoon.” 

LMAO OMG SNARK SINGH OBEROI 🤣🤣🤣🤣

oh boyyyyy, anika has it out for luchiii tuchiiii tanya. 

rudra ghar pe nahi hai, toh anika is teaming up with second most bewakoof wafadaaar: khanna 

lol ok i kinda love this stupid pair. 

abbe anika, saaaay chandniiiiiiiiiii

OH GOD KHANNA 

people are almost murdered in this house on an hourly basis, tanya. gotta get used to it if you’re gonna live here. 

lmao “aapke liye toh shivaay sir ka phone matlab yamraj ke order jaisa.” 

i really love that blue bookshelf and mirror. #wishlist

lmaooooo omg anika is saying the same thing i did about oberoi mansion 

oh god what is omkara even doing??? i don’t even wanna watch this track. 

shakki dimaag ke awaiiii ke pentre. 

is he on drugs again????? 

waqt bitaana hai aur akele mein.... WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE A ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE. WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER TO THIS SHADY-DIRTY HOTEL????

“tumhare standard ki toh hai” OMFG OMKARA

oh godddddddd jamaaalgota. what is this, the 90s???? 

i love khanna’s fanboy-ing over anika. he’s living vicariously through her. 

yup, anika’s fully been influenced by andaz apna apna. 

the best bollywood movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.

anika going on a rant about people not having seen AAA is so me, it’s not even funny. 

lmao “aap aas paas rahiyega... hosla-afzaai ke liye” 

OMKARA WHAT THE FUCK EVEN, I HAVE SO MUCH MICHMICHIIIIIIIIII RN

oh gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. girllllllll. *holds her to me and never lets go* 

OM I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HATE YOU SO MUCH BUT HERE WE ARE

jesus, tanya is such an ajeeeb gale paduuuuu. 

anika’s “specialty” is roohafza. bringing up the grand total of things she can make to TWO. 

“darro mat, ismein maine kuch bhi nahi milaya.” 

LMAO. SOUNDS LEGIT. 

“mera matlab, cheeni tak nahi milaayi. shivaay toh cheeni se sau miiil ke doori pe rehte hai. tabhi toh itne kadwe hai.” 

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT LOL. USKE BEECH MEIN PATI KO TAANA. 

hahahahaha, shivaay’s suspicious look. 

oh god sahillllllllll nooooooooo! 

LMAO SHIVAAY’S EXPRESSION. SON, DON’T YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE BY NOW????  

ok anika abhi zyaada ho raha hai. everyyyyone is suspicious now.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand like in AAA, the glasses are all mixed up. 

anikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. why so pativrata??? usse peene deti. he deserves some jamaalgota in his life. 

lolllllllllll shivaay just muttering the word CHEAP over and overrrrr 😂😂😂

shivaaaay fully knows something is up. look at his look of resignation, yet waiting for something to happen. 

OMFG SHIVAAY WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON 😒😒😒😒

this is a reaallllllllly classy room for a shady “by the hour” hotel. 

ugh om i haaaaaaaaaaaaaate you so much rn

he had this waiting in this room???? 

NO DON’T TOUCH HERRRRRRRRRR GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF HER

gauri nooooooooooo. 😩😩😩😩😩

oh ho anika, just let her gooooo to the bathroom, what is wrong with youuuu???? 

lol omg emotional blackmailllllllllllll 

shivaay’s confused af faces are giving me life. 😂😂😂😂

anika’s cackle just added 5 years to my life. 😇😇😇

UGH I REALLY DON’T WANNA WATCH THIS RIKARA PLOTTTTTTTT I AM HAVING FORCED WEDDING DAY WAALI MICHMICHIIIIIIIIIIIIII

lol whyyyyy do none of the obros know what a chathth/terrace is???? this is clearly not a terrace. 

intentional symbolism with the white sari???? well, maybe subconsciously by omkara, since he picked it out. 

ok om this is a hella lotta extra work for humiliating someone. like, you didn’t even know she was coming back until half an hour ago?????

ok who tf is in charge of the music selection for rikara and why do they hate their job so much????? WHY DO THEY PICK SUCH CRAPPY OLD-SCHOOL SONGS??????? 

OMG I SAW ONE HOT SECOND OF THE LIP SYNCING AND I CAN’T.... LIKE... THIS IS HORRIBLE. SP. BALASUBRAMANIAM’S VOICE DOES NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SUIT HIM. I LOVE YOU KUNAL BUT NO. NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 

fwding through it, and gosh, gauri looks so happy. oh bb. 😣😣😣

omkara, what right even do you have to look so fucking angsty and sad and demand answers????? you have no answers for herrr, why the fuck even should she be committed to you or this sham of a “marriage”??? 

wait, was that all a dream or??? what’s happening????? 

NO. DON’T PLAY ROMANTIC MUSIC RIGHT NOW. AND YOUUUUU, YOU HORRIBLE BOY, DO NOT FUCKING DO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GODDAMNIT OMKARA I WANT TO CHOP THOSE SEXY HANDS OF YOURS OFFFFFFFFFFFFF

..... QUESTION: why do this on the hotel terrace, when you’re paying for a perfectly good room??? like... it just seems like a waste of money. 

i can’t believeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that the rikara tharak we all wanted is being corrupted to this extentttttt. fucking hellllll harneet. 

“kaisa lag raha hai?”.... “did you like it???”..... did all these brothers take seduction classes from the same person??? 

i must say, i commend whoever they took the classes from, for putting emphasis on the woman’s pleasure. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND YEAH I WANT HIM DEAD. I WANT HIM TO MEET A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. I WANT SHIVAAY TO BEAT HIS ASS TO WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE FOR FUCKING WITH GAURI LIKE THIS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

oh man, her faceeeeee. 

YAAAAS BITCH DO NOT LET HIM WALK AWAY. TEAR HIM A NEW ONE, QUEEN. TEAR HIM THREE NEW ONES. 

aaaankhon se kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dekhaaaaaa you sawwwwww nothingggggggggggggggggg you idiotttt???? 

what gehri chot, you stupid fucker?? fuck off with your non-existent, entirely-manufactured-by-your-fucked-up-by-drugs-brain manpain. 

jhoot aur sach ki toh baaaaaat hi mat karo tum omkara. like.... i can’t even... 

omkara i hope you repay all of her tears with YOUR BLOOD. BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD. DIEEEEE YOU ASSHOLE. 

GAURI WHY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THIS CRAPPPPPP???????????????????????????

GO GAURI. JUST FUCKING LEAVE. DON’T EVEN TURN BACK TO LOOK AT THIS SON OF A BITCH. EVER. FUCKING EVER. 

GOD, JUST GIVE ME SHIVIKA ALREADYYYYYY!!!!! I CAN’T HANDLE BHAVYA’S SADNESS TOOOOOOO RIGHT NOW. 

ET TU, OFFICER DAD???????

GOD I’M FUCKING EXHAUSTED BY THIS EPISODE. IMMA GO SHOVEL COLD PIZZA INTO MY FACE HOLE IN AN ATTEMPT TO FILL THE VOID INSIDE ME. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY OMKARA. 😒😒😒

ohhhhhhhhhhhh lord, shivaay’s gotten wind of the kalyani mills secret. like the poor boy didn’t have enough issues in his life. 

[tellywoodtrash]

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the fake tadi isn’t turning anika on like shivaay thought it would. tai tai phisssssssss! 

fake tadi is quicklyyyyyyy turning into real tadi. 

YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYY

OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY THIS FUCKING SONG COME ON LIKE THE FAKE CGI BG WASN’T BAD ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOOD

ok ignoring for the seskiness. 

honestly the fucking bad cgi and lighting changes are making it super difficult for me to concentrate. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

BILLU PLEASE!!!!! HAATH SE BHI AAGE KABHI BADHEGA??????? 

ouff yuck forehead kissing like a brother is not what i meant. 

OH HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAS BILLU! GET IT!!!!!!!!!! 

aaaaaaaaaaand KLPD. 

“shivaay singh oberoi ki shaadi ho rahi hai” 

and for the how many’th time???? like, at this point, it’s not even news. tu har do teen mahine shaadi karta hai. 

pft billu is greaaatly overestimating his market value. 

“swayamvar” “somvaar??” “swayamvar!”

anika’s is like fuck you, you just killed my lady boner, imma go sleep. 

nope, too late to do damage control, shivaay. girl’s like byeeeeee. 

LMAO THE FAKE FOX NEWS - BOX GOSSIPS 

whooooooo the fuck are these girls??? where were they before his three (four??? i’ve lost count at this point) other marriage attempts??? 

oh boy. who this with the omnious hand tattoo? it’s a trishul (for shiva) too. obsessed fangirl????

fuck it’s so easy to just smuggle yourself into this fucking house inside some item. pehle dhol tha, abhi carpet. like... come on. 

what do you mean it gets too late???? WHO ARE YOUUUUUU??? 

whyyyyyyyyy is khanna in charge of everything from security to electricity to decoration to shivaay’s meetings to god knows what else??? LIKE... HIRE MORE PPL, SHIVAAY. HONESTLY. 

catering ki taraf se ho toh yeh decoration ka kaam kyun kar rahi ho??? 

yuck the decorations are so tacky. and the large pictures of them, god. so embarrassing. 

pinky, maybe if you actually asked for forgiveness instead of just... demanding it, or taking it as a right....??? 

dadi kuch zyaaada laad nahi kar rahi pinky par??? 

MY GOD HIRE MORE PPL, KHANNA IS JUST ONE PERSON

snort, i’m loving this new more jokey and familiar khanna. 

“sir, aapko mere pe bharosa nahi hai?????” “TUJHPE NA, KISI KO BHAROSA NAHI HAI YAHAN PAR.”

lmaoooooooooooooo. toh phir naukri pe rakha kyun hai isse? for his cute puppy dog eyes and videography skillz? 

lmaooooo is it just meeee or was there bhar bhar ke snark in khanna’s smirky “shaadi mubarak ho” hee hee 

anyway, he made shivaay laugh, so guess his job is still safe despite being a colossal fuckup. 

“pagal hai yeh khanna. kaam chod ke sab achche se karta hai.” 

aaaaaand there’s khanna’s character sketch for you in one sentence. 

OUFF OH WHO THISSSSSSSS

pfffffft “zindagi ka sabse bada din”. honestly, after the second time, it starts to lose it’s charm. 

god what new chore does dadi have for shivaay now

ooooh, i like shakti’s dupatta/stole/whatever 

LMAO WHAT, DADI IS A BADSHAH FAN HAHAHAHA

even pinky is ecstatic at that. wow. who knew oberois had such mainstream and... “youth” oriented taste. 

ok whatever, fwding this stupid little plug. 

must these three always make a dramatic entrance like this together, at every function???? matlab, apna hi ghar hai, there’s no need to be soooo dramatic. 

the ladkewaale’s side is little overpopulated no? 

EXCUSE ME WHO ARE THESE RANDOS BRINGING ANIKA??? weren’t omru supp to be on anika’s side and be with her?????? THE FUCK.

billu you’re going to sprain your neck if you stretch it anymore to look at her. 

lmaoooooooooooooo bechaara

hahahaha rudra’s face like “bhaiyya could you chill and not be a damn loser for 5 seconds pls.”

hahahaha this poor munchkin. dadi is cockblocking to the maxxxxxxxxxx. 

LMAO OM’S FACE. EVERYONE’S JUST LIKE BRO COULD YOU CALM DOWN A SEC

“kyaaaaa kar rahe ho?” 

no really billu. the fuck you doing? 

“she’s looking GORGEOUS. bhaabi’s killing it bhai! tabaaahi lag rahi hai!”

lololol, abhay’s putting in salt in shivaay’s wounds. 

LMAO OMRU HAAAAAAAAAATE HIM SO MUCH

lo, haldiiiiiiiii bhi nahi aayi. in logon ka kuch time pe hota bhi hai?

please om, you’re not exactly loving abhay either. don’t think we’re not noticing all the stink eyes you’re shooting him. 

“woh ddlj ka raj malhotra banne ki koshish kyun kar raha hai???”

pfffffffffft. no but truly, is begaani shaadi mein abhaay kuch zyaada hi deewana ban raha hai. 

waaah, bhai apna artist bhi hai. watch outtttt omkara! 

lolllllllllll these assholes. 

such attractive assholes though. my boys! *squishes them all together*

woooop, sabse pehle maa. oh boy. 

great, dadi’s emotionally blackmailing billu into it. 

omRu and shivaaaaaaay NOT HAPPY. 

LMAO K3G TITLE TRACK WHAT NONSENSE

OMFG OM PLEASE STOP WITH THE NAINO KE BAAN. KUCH TOH DIPLOMACY DIKHAO. 

lolololol billu is soooooooo mad at dadi for doing this to him

IS PINKY FINALLY ON THE GOOD SIDE OR NOT???? WHO THE FUCK WERE ALL THE PHONE CALLS TO? WHAT ABOUT SVETLANA? IS THIS NEW HIDDEN WEIRDO IN THE HOUSE THANKS TO HER??? I NEED TO KNOW ALL THIS BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO MY FEELZ ABOUT HER. 

that one crookedass tika. 

that sorted itself out in the next shot! 

billu’s stone face tho. sigh. 

OMFG WHAT BAAAT WITH SHIVAAY BITCH JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

tej and shakti cuteness. 

eeeeeeeeeeee. my boyssssssss. 

fuck offffffffff, why so adorbzzzzzzzzzz. i love you shitheads so much. 

why’s everyone just putting it in the same three spots. itni badi... ok not badi.... lekin itni body padi hai uski, put it other places too? 

billu is now throwing tantrum about wanting to haldi up wife. 

wife’s reaction: 

ahaaa wife is just as utaavli over here. these two have zero chill. 

lol billu just got smacked over the head. 

om, you’ve been pacing the length of your room coz you haven’t seen YOUR wife. tu toh rehne hi de. 

lol abhay has a nickname for om: ghalib. 

aaaaaaaaand rudra just got haldi bombed. 

OMG THE MURDER IN RUDRA’S EYES LOLOLOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ABHAY

shivaay’s reactions are the best hahahahahaha: 

pffffffffffffffffffffffffft. 

masha’Allah @ the faces of this show honestly. 

i hate this weirddddd low pitched version of lafzon ka rishta

awwww, sahil having complex. 

shaktiji here to make pinkyyyy feel better 

i’m so glad to see them happy. i know pinkyyyy was a bitch to the infinite degree, but i can never fully hate her coz my scorpio heart knows what it’s like to be a jealous possessive crazy asshole. 

rudraaaaaa finalllyyyy got one in on abhayyyyy 

OMG WHO IS THIS TRISHUL WAALI 

SOMEONE COME GET MY BABY SAHIL AND INCLUDE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ok badshah is here and i can’t handle such naach gaana so fwding, as much as i love him 

what nonsense, he’s not even performing for real, just lip syncing pffffffffffft

ahaaaaaaaaaaa billu’s managed to sneak over to the other side of the curtain using badshah as a cover! 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SNEAK OFF MY BBS!

kasam has been invoked. 

“humaari zindagi mein kuch bura nahi hoga. sirf achcha hi achcha hoga.”

don’t make promises you can’t keep, bro. 

but you guys cute. so go on. 

ghoongat waali bai mistook abhay for shivaay. methinks abhay might be instrumental in coming to rescue in this situation??? 

“kal raat se tumhe dekha nahi hai. it was the hardest day of my lifeeeeeeee.” 

so overdramatic. hey, remember when she left you for 3 months???? 

“main chahta tha ki main apne hone waaali biwi ko khud haldi lagaoon.”

TOH KARO NA JALDI. WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE A FUCKING YEAR NOW BITCHHHHHHHHHH

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GET IT BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

omg omg omg he’s finally gonna say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING DADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i honestly am done with dadi and her interference. woman, get a hobby!

oh suddenly ppl care about sahil. pffffffffft. aaaaj tak toh itna concern nahi dekha. 

theory: abhay is going to take on sahil responsibility and endear himself to shivika. 

yuck shaadi outfits are so grosssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaah whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 

omki still hot as ever though. not even being trussed up in copper foil can take away his handsomeness. 😍😍😍😍