#weeks ago was last i even played w a friend other than apollo n that was just for a few hours to make the fc

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Mini Fanfic #496: About Last Night (Ace Attorney)

2:29 a.m. at the Streets

Ema: (Sighs While Walking) This night could've been a lot better......(Turns to Klavier) Yo, Fop! You still got Justice behind your back?

Klavier: (Carrying an Already Asleep Apollo from Behind his Back) Yep.

Apollo: 'Zzzzzzzzzzz'

Klavier: (Chuckles Lightly) Honestly, I still couldn't believe our Herr Forehead here was such a lightweight drinker.

Ema: (Rolls her Eyes) I believe it. Knew we shouldn't let the dork join us on club night......Or even go to one at all tonight....

Klavier: Oh come now, Ema. There's no need to be upset here. Let alone towards Herr Forehead. He just wanted to spend time with us for the night is all. And at the very least, the night didn't get a lot worse than we thought it would.

Ema: True....... Plus, at least we know now not to never bring him to a bar again. Or anywhere near the drinks and bars.....(Pulls out her Phone to Make a Call)

Klavier: Making a call there, my dear?

Ema: Yep. I wanted to let the fireball know that her man is safe and sound.

Klavier: (Chuckles Lightly) I'm assuming you're talking about Fraulein Cykes, yes?

Ema: You assumed correct, Fop. (Already On the Phone, Waiting on a Call)

???: ('Yawns') Hello?.....

Ema: (Eyes Widened in Terror Once She Realize Who She's Really Calling) Shit!.....

Klavier: What? What is it?

Ema: (Turns to Klavier While Whispering to Him) I called Trucy by mistake!

Klavier: (Eyes Widened in Surprised) Oh.......

Trucy: Ema? Is that really you?

Ema: (Turns Back Around and Answers the Call) Oh! Uhhh.... H-Hey there, kiddo! How's the night treat ya?

Trucy: Okay. I guess...Is everything okay?

Ema: Y-Yeah! Of course! Sorry about that. I've must've called you by mistake.

Klavier: (Whisper into Ema's Ear) Ema, are you sure wise to not tell her about Here Forehead current state?

Ema: (Glares at Klavier While Whispering Back to Him) Whaddya talking about, Fop?! If course, we can't tell about what happened to Justice here late night!

Trucy: Wait. (Immediately Starts Getting Worried on the Other Line) W-What about Polly?! Is he okay?! H-He isn't hurt, is he?!!

Ema: (Damnit! She heard us!!) (Immediately Starts to Lie) P-Polly? What about him,m (Chuckles Awkwardly) Honestly. I have no idea what's you're talking about here, Truce. Really.

'Silence'

Ema: Trucy?

Klavier: (Whispers into Ema's Ear Lot more Silently) You.....think she would believe that or......

Trucy: Ema.......

Ema: Y-Yeah? W-What wrong?

Trucy: Are you lying to me right now?

Ema: Whaaaat? (Chuckles Awkwardly) N-No way! That's crazy!....Why would you think that?

Trucy: Cause you're showing a lot more emotions than you should right now.

Ema: (Already Starting to Sweat Bullets) T-That because I'm genuinely happy! I-I mean... What's wrong with having emotions here, huh?

Trucy: Nothing. There's nothing with having at all.

Ema: See? Isn't that-

Trucy: In fact, if you ask me, I'm showing a lot of emotions in this phone call right now....

Ema: O-Oh! I-Is that so?

Trucy: That's right. I'm tired, confused, worried, and about to go apeshit if you don't tell me what's going on with Polly in couple of seconds!

Ema: (Gasps While Being Very Surprised by Trucy's Sudden Profanity) Trucy!

Trucy: Don't you "Trucy" me, Ema Skye!! Don't think I didn't notice you whispering to Mr. Gavin on the other line a second ago! Speaking of which, Hello, Mr. Gavin!!

Klavier: (Taken Back a bit by Trucy Calling his Name) Oh! I umm....('Clears Throat') G-Good evening, Fraulein-

Trucy: NO TIME FOR FORMAL GREETINGS!!!

Klavier: O-Okay. W-Whatever you say.....(Chuckles Awkwardly till he Went Silent in a bit of Fear)

Trucy: ('Sighs Heavily') Could you guys please tell me what going on with Polly already?! Or do you want me to go out and find out myself?!

Ema: Okay! Okay! We confess! ('Sighs in Defeat') We took Apollo to a night club earlier tonight and....well....he may or may not gotten himself drunk right about now....You know...since he was a lightweight and everything.....

'Dead Silence'

Ema: Trucy? A-Are you still there? H-Hello?

Klavier: (Whispers to Ema's Ear Yet Again) You think she didn't take the news too well?

Ema: Probably not, Fop.....

Trucy: (Took a Deep Breath on the Other Line)

Ema: Trucy?

Trucy: Okay.....Let me get this straight.....And please.....do try to correct me when I'm wrong.

Ema: Y-Yeah. Okay, sure.

Trucy: Now, you mean to tell me that you two invited Polly into a Night Club......AND LET HIM GET DRUNK?!!

Ema: ...................When you put it like that, it almost sounds like it's a bad-

Trucy: IT IS A BAD THING!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TWO THINKING?!!!

Ema: Trucy, I know you have every right to be mad at us, but could you please try to calm down a little?

Trucy: ('Sighs Heavily') Fine....Sorry for yelling.....You could just please tell me where Polly is right now?

Ema: It's fine, kiddo. We totally get where you're coming from in all of this. Really.

Klavier: (Smiles a Little) And don't you worry about Herr Forehead. He already tired himself out to sleep on my back.

Trucy: ('Sighs in Relief') Oh thank goodness......

Ema: Hey, Trucy?

Trucy: Yeah?

Ema: Listen, I completely get it if you're still upset with us and everything, but...Please don't take it out on Justice. He just wanted to spend time us....Sure that in it of itself got him drunk to sleep, but... It's the truth.

Trucy: (Facepalms While Sighing on the Other Line) Oh my gosh...... Pollllly.....Why are you trying so hard to impress people?!

Ema: That's what I wanna know.....

Klavier: Ema.

Ema: What? It's the truth.

Trucy: Okay. Where are guys at right now?

Ema: Already out in the streets. We're taking Apollo back to his apartment right about-

Trucy: Wait!

Ema: Hm?

Trucy: I want you guys to take him back to agency.

Ema: You.....Sure you want us to do that?

Trucy: Yeah. Daddy had already left for the weekend to do an important case and I wanna make sure Polly's gonna be okay for myself.

Ema: Well, Alright then. Guess we're heading our way to the agency right now.

Trucy: Good. I'll let you guys in once you get here. I'll even let Athena know about everything that happened in the morning.

Ema: Sounds like a plan.

Trucy: Oh and Ema?

Ema: Yeah?

Trucy: ......Thank you and Mr. Gavin so much for taking care of my Polly tonight.

Ema: (Chuckles Lightly) No problem, Truce. Justice may be an idiot sometimes, but.... (Looks Back and Smiles a Little Towards a Sleeping Apollo) He's our idiot. We always got his back.

Next Morning at the Everything Wright Apartment

Apollo: (Groans While Slowly but Surely Trying to Wake Up) (God I hate migraines....Just what the hell happened last night?) (Finally Starts to Open his Eyes.....only to see....)

Trucy: Polly!

Apollo: (Yelps While Getting Himself Fallen off from the Sofa by Mistake) What the....(Look up and See Some Very Familiar Faces Staring Down on Him) Trucy?.... Guys?

Trucy: (Pouts Towards Apollo While Having her Hands on her Hips) You have a lot of explaining to do, mister!

Apollo: (Look Around the Room in Confusion) Wait. How did I get here?

Ema: Yeah....Fop and I was supposed to bring you back to your apartment last night, but your little sister here ask us to bring you here instead.

Apollo: Last night- (Eyes Widened Once he Immediately Realized what Ema was Talking About) Oh dear God....I was drunk that night, wasn't I?

Klavier: (Chuckles Lightly) You're starting to catch on quickly Herr Forehead. We're so proud.

Apollo: Shut up.....

Trucy: Alright. Enough fooling around. All I wanna know is why my Big Brother Polly got himself drunk at a club last night!

Apollo: You guys told her?!

Ema: Hey. In our defense, I did call her phone by mistake.

Klavier: (Shrugged) It's true.

Apollo: ('Sigh') Okay. Be honest with me here. How drunk was I that night?

Ema: (Smirk a Little) Drunk enough to fall yourself to sleep.

Klavier: I had to carry you on my back and everything.

Apollo: (Facepalms) Ah geez...

Trucy: Apollo!

Apollo: (Looks Back up to Trucy While being Startled) Y-Yeah, sis?

Trucy: If you know for a fact that you're a lightweight drinker, then why on Earth did you let yourself get drunk last night? Explain yourself, young man!

Apollo: ('Sigh') Look, I just wanted to able to spend time Ema and Klavier that night.....(Blushes a Little in Embarrassment) Even if it means getting myself intoxicated afterwards.....

Ema: Knew it.

Klavier: (Smiles Softly) If you really wanted to spend time with us, we wouldn't mind doing anything else, my friend.

Ema: Yeah. We could've just called up Wocky and play some Mario Party at your place.

Apollo: True.... But I thought that maybe if I'd go to the club with you guys, it would be another thing we could do other than just having lunch together and playing games. Sorry if I'd cause you two trouble......

Ema: Eh don't worry about it. As long as you're fine, it's already good for me.

Klavier: We had great time with you last night, Herr Forehead. Despite everything that happened afterwards.

Apollo: (Smiles a Little) Yeah......I had fun with you guys too.

Trucy: Well, I'm glad things are settledwith you three....Cause starting today, I hereby grounding you three weeks top, Apollo Justice!!

Apollo: (Eyes Widened in Disbelief) WHAT?! T-Trucy, you can't do that! I'm older than you!

Trucy: That maybe the case, but I'm daddy's little princess! And as such, my orders are sometimes absolute!

Apollo: (Facepalms) You can't be serious.....

Trucy: (Crosses her Arms) As serious as I can be. Plus, I already told daddy about what happened a few minutes ago and he agreed that you should be punished. So there you go.

Ema: (Gives Apollo a Teasing Smirk) Wow, Justice. Getting grounded by your own boss and sister? Really isn't your day now, is it?

Apollo: ('Sighs in Defeat') Whatever. I'll accept the punishment....I'm sorry for worrying you, Truce. Again.

Trucy: (Gives Apollo a Loving Hug) Polly, you know the only reason I'm being hard on you right now is because you mean the world to me. I love you.

Apollo: (Ruffles the top Trucy's Hair) I know you do, kiddo. I love you too-

'SMASH'

Once the sound of a kicked door starts coming into multiple eardrums, everyone in the living room turns to the door and see that it was none other than a furious Athena Cykes.

Athena: Apollo.......

Klavier: (Chuckles Awkwardly) Oh wow. Would you look at the time? W-We wish we could stay and chat, but I just remembered that we had quite a schedule today. If you excuse us....(Quick Makes his Way to the Door with Ema Follow Pursuit) We will see you later, Herr Forehead!

Ema: (Look Back at Apollo) We'll text you later.....If you could survive that is. (Left out the Door)

Athena: (Immediately Closes the Door Behind her Before Glaring Down at her Boyfriend) So.....What is this I hear about you getting yourself drunk last night?

Apollo: (Already Terrified) Tiger......I can explain.

Athena: You better!

And with that, Apollo gets scolded by his fireball of a girlfriend for the rest of the morning. Followed by receiving a nice, relaxing cuddle session afterwards with her and Trucy together.

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valdangelo headcanons

hey guys. so... i reached 500 followers last night. and i’m really happy that you fuckers can deal with my dumbass posts because jesus, i never thought i’d get this far.

so in return for the amount of souls i have stocked up, i have redone the valdangelo headcanons i did for 100 followers a long time ago.

let’s fucking go.

• the two of them are meant for each other simply for the fact that nico sleeps all the time and eats so much junk food he has cavities while leo hasn’t slept for an entire month and hasn’t eaten in three days.

• they don’t like grand, fancy dates and instead go for drives through the city at night and hang outs at a fast food joint. (“nico stop saying mcdonald’s we’ve been eating there for the past week i’m starting to hallucinate ronald mcdonald.”)

• they don’t show much affection in public. usually it’s just hand-holding (it’s basically their second nature) and cheek kisses but when alone they’re touch-starved and cuddle all the fucking time.

• they play video games together obviously. when they compete (say, mario kart), it’s a ruckus because they’re both equally good so the entire camp watches and places bets because it’s so intense. when they play together, it’s usually nico on his nintendo 3ds playing pokémon with leo resting his head on his shoulder, making jokes and occasional pointers.

• i’m all for the idea that they two of them could hold conversations without even talking. nico and leo share a look, nod, and somehow they know what the other is implying. it’s insane.

• they get matching tattoos not just because it’s a couple thing but because it’s fun. they decide to get star tattoos on their ankles.

• nico: lend me a hand.

• leo: throws his prosthetic arm to him

• nico: thanks.

• i just love the thought of them having such funny ass laughs. nico cackles and it almost resembles a wicked witch. leo wheezes like a balloon losing air. also nico slaps people whenever he laughs while leo is stuck in a position for a fucking hour.

• and i just imagine when one is laughing the other is silently watching them with an adoring smile. despite the fact that the one laughing looks so fucking stupid.

• when they laugh at the same time it sounds like a hospital delivery room, ngl.

• they argue all the time but it’s over stupid shit like which superhero wins or who can be the most edgy/annoying. it’s all playful banter but it goes on for hours on end and everyone is about to kick them out.

• they’re fucking dorks; they watch jojo’s bizarre adventure and binge stupid instagram videos and recreate tik toks that are somehow worse than the original.

• they can’t give each other flowers because nico always ends up with lifeless, drooping ones and leo somehow manages to set all of them on fire so they just pack snacks and lunches for each other.

• they have to coax each other into taking care of themselves because they’re self-destructive little shits. nico often drags leo to bed when he’s working on a project. leo cooks nico healthy foods and forces him to brush his teeth. when one of them is sick, the other is by their side all the time.

• they share earbuds a lot. they both really like the arctic monkeys, they’re basically their soul band and whenever one of them is listening to them, the other senses it and immediately grabs the bud out of the other’s ear.

• i like the thought of them trying to be like buzzfeed unsolved and recording videos of themselves strolling through haunted houses and searching for cryptids but it would be so... disastrous.

• nico, playing don’t mine at night on a stereo at goatman’s bridge: come out, bitch.

• goatman: i’m fucking begging you to stop.

• leo, recording: fucking wheezing

• or they would try to be like game grumps and record themselves playing retro games like donkey kong or sonic but it also yields some fucked up results.

• leo, playing sonic adventure dx with tears in his eyes: screaming at the tv and trying not to have a nervous breakdown because the game is so fucking bad his brain functions have gone haywire

• nico: laughing so hard he knocked over twelve vases on the table

• they call each other by their last names a lot. it used to be an insult when they were arguing a lot back then, but now they use it as fun little nicknames with mild malice (unless one of them fucked up).

• they also have some personal ones for each other! nico calls leo “firebug” and “bombshell” and leo calls nico “sunshine” and “angel.” (they totally call each other “amor” and “bébé” as well.)

• they have small picnic dates at the strawberry fields in camp since leo loves strawberries to death and nico likes seeing leo’s adorable face as he eats them. usually they eat those along with chocolate dip and some milkshakes.

• leo has tried to teach nico how to cook in the past but it resulted in the inflammation of the argo ii’s kitchen and buford sending nico angry “glares” due to leo having to scrub off all the excess smog off of him.

• leo buys nico a fuck ton of hawaiian shirts as a joke but nico had worn all of them in less than a month and rocked all of them. leo now has taken the duty of buying as many as he can because damn, if his boyfriend didn’t look so cute.

• the two of them wear each other’s clothes all the time. leo uses the excuse “i’m cold” in order to achieve nico’s jacket or sweater. nico has started using it as well and leo hands him his hoodie or mittens. it’s cute.

• also i love the idea of them either wearing complementary clothing or drastically different ones, with no in-between. one day leo is wearing a soft rainbow-striped shirt under some overalls while nico wears a floral striped hawaiian tee, the next nico is in all black and leo is wearing a neon green jumpsuit. everyone gets whiplash from it.

• i feel like after the giant war and during apollo’s mortal quest, they go with him to indiana to search for meg. and they find themselves at the waystation and after the entire commodus fiasco, the two of them decide to stay and live there. both of them are going to visit chb in the summer but they like the thought of having normal lives and being normal teenagers, plus jo and emmie basically adopted them into the family and all of the kids there love them (especially georgina).

• at camp, they usually hang out in bunker nine or the hades cabin since both of them don’t like crowds and get overwhelmed by them. also they talk about conspiracy theories all the fucking time.

• leo: what if... in a parallel universe... we were straight...?

• nico: holy shit.

• they’re such horror movie fanatics. leo’s favorite is texas chainsaw massacre and nico has a heart for alien. both of them have confirmed that killer clowns from outer space is the best horror movie of all time and have watched it exactly thirty-six times.

• they both had serious discussions of which horror tropes their friends are. they are still categorizing to this day.

• nico: piper would be a final girl, that’s clear. what about jason?

• leo: first one who dies. that fucker is literally dead and hanging in a hotel.

• i also think the two of them love horror/thriller shows. stranger things, tales from the crypt, ash vs. evil dead. especially ash vs. evil dead. leo literally dressed up as ash for halloween, chainsaw hand and everything. nico, in turn, dressed up as a deadite.

• speaking of halloween, it’s like the culmination of their entire beings. because they both a) like dressing up, b) like free food, c) love halloween decor and shit, and d) love seeing each other’s happy faces during the holiday.

• both of them are incredibly dedicated to it, wearing black and orange and hanging up the majority of the decorations around camp. they buy the candy, organize the activities, and take a roll of what campers are dressing as so if someone is worried that they’ll have the same costume as another person, they can check with them. percy says they should get married on halloween just because they’re that into it.

• both of them hyper-fixate a lot. leo gets so invested in a project that he forgets to eat or sleep or even acknowledge anyone else around him, so nico makes sure to not disturb him unless it’s time for lunch or bed. he wraps his arms around leo as he works and buried his face in the crook of his neck and leo always smiles.

• leo does the same for nico, as the guy is incredibly invested in nerdy things that he tries not to tell anyone lest they make fun of him. so leo lets his boyfriend infodump as they lay in bed together, stroking his dark wavy hair and watching nico’s mouth move and continue to describe a dnd campaign he’s been watching recently. leo has to use all his will to stop him and get him to brush his teeth.

• they’re not really much to make future plans as they’re pretty pessimistic about everything due to their pasts but one day they found themselves discussing about getting an apartment or even a house together. leo said he’ll probably open a garage if they become the next caretakers of the waystation or even get a house and ask annabeth to help with the design. nico joked that they could have a floral shop there too since they’re both bad with flowers. and suddenly the conversation shifted to them planning a round-trip across the world on festus and one of them mentioned “kids.” then the two realized what they were doing and stopped, albeit hesitantly.

• i love the idea of persephone being a total mom to them (i don’t care about canon, she loves hades children no matter that her husband cheated) and having garden parties with them down in the underworld. she started teaching them how to take care of flowers better — which was sort of relevant since nico brought up the flower shop at home thing — and soon their blossoms almost stopped wilting or catching on fire.

• persephone: hey, you guys want some pomegranate?

• leo: yeah s—

• nico: n o w e ‘ r e g o o d .

• persephone wasn’t trying to trap leo in the underworld but nico couldn’t take chances.

• leo’s pretty good with instruments because of tool proficiency and is a master at the drums and guitar. nico actually has a nice singing voice and recently got into guitar as well, so you bet your ass that they have jam sessions constantly.

• leo is the gay that can drive while nico should not be within a steering wheel in any circumstance, so leo usually drives them to their dates. that, or they enlist the help of nico’s zombie chauffeur to drive them there.

• both of them share this soft and tender expression with each other that they don’t express towards other people, not even their other friends. it’s sort of like a face saved for them, for their little world and it’s cute.

• nico is way more touchy than leo and likes to wrap his arms around leo’s waist a lot. he often peppers his face with kisses and shit and leo gets really shy about it. when this happens, he nuzzles his face into nico’s shoulder or chest to stop his boyfriend but nico is resilient.

• i just... love valdangelo being so soft towards each other. every single banter they have they do with heart eyes and they usually just cuddle in content silence because they’re not big on talk, communicating better by actions. when they kiss, it’s like a perfect mix because nico is cold while leo is warm. they often lay in bed, smiling as their limbs are tangled together. maybe they’ll start up another conversation or game file. but for now, they like the quiet.